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AHS Apocalypse 8x03 Live Stream
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Oh I thought the opening scene looked like the Dinah, Coco, Mallory descencum. Damn Michael...
Night Vision of the soul? Tell me about your powers!
Lol, spoiler, entitled, helpless. 
OMG COCO! Fire Mallory lol
“Something Dark”
DAMN CALL HER SHALLOW!
Og again? He knows Dinah?
SHE’S NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH?!
DINAH IS A WITCH!
MICHAEL CONFIRMED IT!
Ish
Dinah is in the sanctuary!
Evil soul?
Oh nvm, it’s Andre.
Unless Dinah is Andre’s son...?
God this is one opening scene of mind fuckery.
I want Dinah to use some powers
Mallory’s made for that world?
Mallory should want to leave.
Ew what an ugly close up to Michael.
Oh Mallory has a darkness..... Unfun.
MALLORY PUSHED HIM BACK
MALLORY IS A WITCH!
OMG MALLORY PYROKINESISED MICHAEL!
That’s right Mallory! Call his ass right back out!!!!
OMG MY THEORY THAT DINAH MALLORY AND COCO R WITCHES ARE RIGHT!!!
THEY DID DESCECUM WHEN THE OTHER 3 WALK IN!
BEST OPENING SCENE IN AHS HISTORY!!!
I swear the opening theme has been changing scenes every week.
ITS COMMERCIALS AND I AM SCREAMING IN EXCITMENT STILL THAT MALLORY, BILLIE LOURD, AND DINAH, SAME NAME AS BLACK CANARY, ARE WITCHES!!!
I still wonder if Coco’s a witch based on set pics Ryan Murphy released.
I am so excited to find out how Dinah knows Michael.
Adina Porter came out and said the scripts made her mind twist and turn, and well I hope it’s true cause it’ll be interesting to see a strong black witch since Angela Basset is too busy with 911 to come back as Marie.
Omg Michael’s doing a spell, ritual.
I wonder if it’s Tate father of devil father.
OHHHH It’s a scrying!!!
He thought he destroyed them all?
Michael did the witches?!
HE DESTROYED WHO? THE WITCHES?!
I cant with this fucking shit. Omg Witches need to ocme and take hsi ass back.
Boiling blood is actually kind of a cool effect.
Am I the only one whos still scare dof Michael’s demon face that happened earlier?
Oh yay the snakes are still around.
Ave Satanis... “Awaken Satan” right?
Kathy Bate’s voice is so distinct.
Her own self made costume is adorable.
The tricker treatgiver is a famous actress I remember her from places.
Wasn’t Kathy Bates in Rosemary’s baby?
Go Young Kathy Bates! Slap him.
Oh shit, she’s a good fighter!
Oh she’s an agent. This makes sense.
Can we have Kathy Bates in Spy 2? 
Can someone inform Melissa McCarthy and 50 Cent Piece to get Kathy in on this?
Oh everything happened on Halloween in Kathy Bates’ life. Nice.
Okay as nice as robot Kathy Bates’ life story is, can we get back to the witches?
I still swear Mallory and Coco are connected because they’re witchy powers keep them together.
I am so validated by this knowledge they were witches.
Awww Venable showing support for Kathy Bates is actually touching.
Omg Venable being so adamant on Michael is very interesting.
“That’s Outrageous”
“If you die here, Justice dies here” Really? you’re the sadists here!
“Kill everyone!” Jeez Kathy, these methods are nice.
“ You’re mean and self invovled enough to survive anything, and I’m a robot”
Oh is this guy the Coco husband who screams “You bitch?”
Someone saw a leaked pic that he appears again I think.
I was a finalist on top chef omg hahahhaa
Omg, he is very good “tracking” her for a year.
No one sees the figure approaching behind him?
I wonder where this guy got the gun.
Wait I guess we know officially that the apocalypse did actually happen.
How come these people can breath fine without pain like the people Michael claims he saw.
mother with kids^
OMG ANOTHER WITCH BREACH?!
STEP FORTH WITCHES PLEASE!!!!!
MADISON I INVOKE THEE!!!
They teleported in already I bet.
Ugh.... Why can’t we just reveal the witches already.
Anyone have any guesses where Michael did the ritual? I am very curious? How do people not notice things that happen in this place?
Apples... cause they’re fucking for Adam and Eve aka UCLA and Jail Girl
lol a nurtition blog!
Oh Venable happy enough to try the red delicious.
Vine providence? Wtf Kathy Bates....
Before they die? Don’t you just kill them anyways?
“Not a bad apple in the bunch?” Is that symbolism for they all deserve to go to the sancutary?
WHERE ARE THE WITCHES?
I could honestly care less about Coco’s husbando bf guy.
How can he breath the air and not the guy in the mask?
This Nuclear fallout is making less and less sense to me.
Less sense than where are the witches of all things.
I ownder how Coco will react ot seeing him.
MALLORY STARE AT THE FIRE AND INVOKE THINGS PLEASE!
Oh another Gray got a speaking line.
God I have a lot of thoughts tonight.
Celebration and Comradery?
Wait the only saved Asian is a Gray....
Victorian Masquerade Ball.... @holypancakes is about to blow it!
What are they going to be able to make in this bunker.
Omg Coco, and Gay Evan Peters destroying Mallory is so relatable and sad.
Omg Stew!!! I love how they love Stew.
“I don’t wanna rub it in for the ones who don’t get picked” lol
“No offense Mallory” BAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAJA
These 1v1′s is hilarious.
OMG WHY THE FACE AGAIN :’(
Oh Mallory’s coming out of the broom closet!
Oh they’re laughing at him.
NO MALLORY ITS NOT THE BLAST!
OMG DARK PHEONIX! Shit thats so meta, with Quicksilver right there lol.
Coco commanding shit. 
I know she probably won’t but pleas Mallory do something.
This is such a Cinderella point.
Shit Coco is kind of getting a little far right now.
She totally had a point with Evie’s room.
OH IS THIS WHEN MADISON APPEARS IN THE BEAK MASK TO DINAH OR WHOEVER IN THE TRAILER?!
I know it’s not confirmed but we all know that mask was the same Madison wore for to scare Zoe in Bitchcraft.
LOL “Sweet horses”
Lol Mallory has to introduce her.
LOL THAT BOO
FX WTF DON’T U FUCK UP THE PICTURE AUDIO NOW!
Oh shit Venable knows the Ghosts situation.
I mean if it’s been 18 months, this has happened before.
I wonder how many monologes Sarah Paulson has this season.
WHAT MUSIC WILL PLAY I WONDER?!
No idea what this symbolizes honestly.
Oh UCLA’s wire crown is actually creative.
OMG THE FOG IS ROLLING IN WHICH MEANS THE WITCHES CAN COME!
Madison is not that tall, so idk who that could be.
Mr. Langdon doesn’t seem that tall either.
Is Coco dying? Damn....
I still pray it’s Madison, but still.
Wait Coco got into Harvard?
I hope it’s like by real merit. Not money.
BITCH YOU WERE TRYING TO BE AN INFLUENCER U NEVER MADE IT!
Analingus omg Coco.
Coco’s about to die sigh.
Coco can you not....
Short tongue and sensitive gag reflex. sigh this show.
Oh shit Brock I forgot he was around lol.
HOW DARE SHE INVOKE SUSHI!
Brock doesn’t look happy.
NOOOOOO COCO!!!!!!!!
SOMEONE VITAL VITALUS HER!
WHERE IS MISTY?!
BRING COCO BACK!!!!
COCO WAS SEEN IN OTHER SET PARTS AND SHIT!
Lol festivities and your gun. Bitch, has no clue who Michael is.
So many snakes.
I wonder how bored they must be that this si so thirlling for them.
I wonder how many times these peopl have bobbed for apples. I think it’s harder than this I think.
I also think it’s weird UCLA and Jail Girl are so calm right now about all this. They were about to be murdered last week. I don’t knwo how I could deal with these people.
I wonder how bad this mass suicide will end up.
Oh Gay Evan Peters sis howing signs.
Mallory might be immune?
Oh nvm she threw up.
Oh UVLA had blood on Jail Girl ew.
Gay Evan Peters looked so fake.
I wonder what it’s like to act this scene.
Okay so where is Misty to bring everyone back?
Literally we know Misty is in the first 5 episodes since the trailer promos only filmed the first 5 episodes at time they made it. I thought she’d be in later.
Misty being team Michael would make so much sense based on what we just saw. 
“Oh Venable you think you killed everyone? HA! Watch this,” Michael shows Misty who dances around and brings everyone back.
“And here’s the trick” hahahaha
I’m still waiting for Michael to bring Misty in.
I wonder when they’re going to realize Coco’s like head stabbed.
Oh shit he’s just open about the laptop being there lol.
I think this is funny, let alone Michael.
Oh shit, she passed the test!
I wouldn’t do that either.
NO SCARY FACT IS COMING BACK :’(
Oh wait she’s on his side duh #HailSatan
OH SHIT!!! CONCILUM!!!!
BE THAT WARLOCK MICHAEL!
I know why she did it.
Michael’s monologe right now is so confusing.
Not what he’s saying, but how interested I am.
Where is the witches?
Someone from his childhood?!
The Beautiful Boy? I’m still confused by this.
Okay so this song is so calming over these corpses and bile.
Brock is around doing what right now?
OH SONG CHANGE?!
THERE IS A HOUSE IN NEW ORLEANS?!
Oh no, it might not be?
OMG THEY’RE COMING!
THEY’RE HERE!
OMG I BET THEY ARE!!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
THEY’RE IN MY EYE SIGHT!
I SEE THEM!!!
I’M DYING!!!!
I AM CANARY CRYING ALL OVER THE PLACE RIGHT NOW!!!!
OMG MY EYES MY HEART MY LIFE!
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OMG YASSS BRING THEM BACK!
BRING BACK MALLORY AND CO!
FIND OUR SISTERS YES!!!!!!
I KNEW IT COCO IS A SISTER!
YASSSS RESURGENCE! 
Madison looked happy to see them back.
OMG YES MADISON KNEW! SHE GOT THE LAST LINE!
AHHHHH SHE GOT THE LAST LINE!!!!
i am so happy!!!!!
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tartypatoos · 6 years
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hey umm mao’s back story in the form of IM’s bc i’m a lazy fucker
tartypatoos icry bc growing up mao never hears the word woman or mom , and the idea that she's possibly not a mutant or not a turtle terrifies her bc it's all she knows
batalert Mao: idk who i am Babs: u is kind. u is smart. u is important. and u is my baby sis.
tartypatoos aaaaaa mao is just super upset the first time a villan tells her she's a human and sits her down and cross references her with the turtles
batalert Babs, cradling Mao's head while covering her ears: sHU T  U P
tartypatoos and in her story line it's one of the things that destroys her and triggers her depression and the part of her story where she runs away , gets kidnapped and tortured by the shredder , then finds out he's her biological father
batalert me, suddenly remembering an under co Foot Clan oc i have: i wanna give Mao two sisters now if u wouldn't m i n d
tartypatoos aaaAAAA GIVE HERALL THE SISTERS
batalert KJHGKJFDHGDKJ NI C E
tartypatoos mao basically goes months without seeing the boys bc splinter had put her on a buss out of town so she'd be safe but she ran away and got kidnapped instead
batalert me, preparing a care packet for her: poor baby girl. poor baby.
tartypatoos yeee when she does escape splinter gets mad at first because he was sending her away to avoid this and it puts a wedge in their relationship
batalert n O ;A;
batalert P O O R B A B Y G I R L give her a break 2k17
tartypatoos ummmm n ever ?
batalert Babs, filling out adoption papers: we'll see about that hgfjghjgh Babs. ily. but  p ls
tartypatoos thats actually when they find out about her maotations
batalert mAOTATIONS GOD i'll never be over that props to u
tartypatoos asdfghjk and she starts loosing her mind to the personalities of each one left over and warring in her head and not all of them are good ?
tartypatoos mikey gives them all nicknames some of them are like different aspects of her personality or personified emotions and then others are complete induvuals who know all of maos nlife and memories
batalert b OI IT'S LIKE INSIDE OUT BUT INSTEAD OF JUST EMOTIONS ALONE IT'S PERSONALITY ASPECTS BYE I'M SH  O OK
tartypatoos yeah but like mutating is painful for her and she can feel them trying to take over constantly when she isn't mutated and she knows that hypothetically they could make her not ever exist in her own body again
batalert yeah and i'm just :') imagining her pained grunts and cries as she shifts . mutates and i'm :') not okay gIVE HER A B R E AK ah ahhahaha wow fuck that hur ts
tartypatoos y EP
tartypatoos
and raph starts to get scared when one takes over enough where she destroys her room , breaks the music box donnie gave her and comes seconds away from lashing out and slitting his throat
batalert B I H I STG pls fight Babs but also Babs being gentle with Mao after this shit instead of being afraid and just pets her hair like "it's okay, Mao. it's okay."
tartypatoos and its a tiny cut but only bc raph stopped her and he nows donnie is the person she cares about the most
batalert yes that's a Return Of The Joker ref and i'm hurting jhgghfgjf wELP
tartypatoos om g
batalert Raph: knows Donnie is the only one she cares about now Raph:
tartypatoos so she is horrified and immediately runs because she doesn't wanna hurt anyone else
tartypatoos and raph tends to donnie before deciding he's going to ' talk ' to her
batalert ah ahah haha "talk" when there's quotation marks that does not mean talk and i'm :''''')
tartypatoos he finds her crying on a rooftop and she hears him and she's so happy and she asks if donnie is okay then then he pulls out his sai's and she's just mortified because it hits her about whats about to happen
tartypatoos he chases her and pins her on a siderailing and she's going super unstable and he just looks her in the eyes as he stabs her before tossing her off into the street
batalert https://youtu.be/2LuGzwNy2ws?t=1m7s
tartypatoos also she gets hit by a car on the way down
tartypatoos but she doesn't die
batalert fUCK U??????????? STOP HURTING ME oh thank god
tartypatoos instead raph panics and runs bc she wasn't supposed to survive that bc now she can snitch on him and oh my god humans just found her and she'll tell everyone about them
batalert "bc now she can snitch on him" i know i shouldn't have but i fucking snorted so l  o ud
tartypatoos asdfghjkl
batalert gfdkjgfkjghkjd
batalert "snitches get stitches" bITCH SHE NEEDS STITCHES BC SHE'S WOUNDED DAMN SON
tartypatoos ASDFGHJKL but she ends up admitted into a hospital in a three month coma and donnie finds out and basically is determined to break her out as soon as she's awake bc then she won't be under constant watch and raph lies and says it was shredder who did it so they don't know yet and on one of raphs shifts to watch her he skips and when it's donnies turn he freaks bc she's gone
batalert ah hah aha hah a i'm not okay fuck this fuck u bye i'm i need some fUCKING TIS SU ES STOP HURTING THE ABBY BABY
batalert FML
tartypatoos sdfghjkl turns out she did tell everyone she was just begging to go home bc mikey needs her and she wants to know if donnie is okay
batalert :')))))))))))))))))
tartypatoos but they can't find her long ass name on record and they assume she's just delusional
batalert
tartypatoos so she gets sent to a psychiatric ward and she's fine at first at least until someone tells her her family doesn't exist and she just looses it and she ATTACKS THEm
batalert mA O PLS FAM I STG GIVE HER A BREA K
tartypatoos so she gets put in solitary and drugged up and strapped to a table and pretty much is just zombified and they drive it into her head that none of her family exists
tartypatoos so when they do pin down her location they find her with a sheet over her body and face , strapped down to a table and when they take it off she just shows no emotion she's like ' oh my imaginary friends came back ' and it just crushes all of them
batalert and it just crushes my heart i
batalert need to lie down i am one wounded bITCH my friend :') i c b
tartypatoos they pretty much bring her home and she's completely numb emotionally and physically they had her so drugged she can't even stand they just lay her in her bed and wait in the next room just trying to figure out what to do
batalert imma go mobile till i fall asleep bc this stupid bitch hasn't slept all night bc again she's stupid so i'll be back in a few hours fjghfjhgjf
tartypatoos asdfghjkl
batalert pls spam me with anything else u wanna share if u'd like! i love coming back to cool stuff <3
tartypatoos s ame tho
tartypatoos aaaaaa oKIE
batalert sorry to poof i'm just so sore i feel death poking my lower bac k fghfkjghkjf i sHALL RETURN later fghfjgfhgj
tartypatoos YEEEEE basically they start fighting and it takes her like a week before the drugs wear off
tartypatoos and when they do she just wakes up to an exhausted donnie and a sleeping mikey and leo on her bed and raph is nowhere to be seen and she just starts crying and they all just hold her and splinter runs in and donnie asks her what happened and she just
tartypatoos she wont say
tartypatoos and when she falls asleep again donnie looks at her wounds and he just loses it bc he knows what shredder given wounds look like and that aint it so he runs to raph and just goes off enough to wake her up and her first reaction is to run /bCtHaTfIxEsEvErYtHiNg/
tartypatoos she makes it to the top of one of the skyscrapers and thats when everything hits rock bottom she blames herself and she /knows/ they'd be better off without her so she jumps but this time raph and donnie followed her donnie jumps after her and grabs he and they cry and scream at each other on the way down before last second metal head pulls them away from the ground
tartypatoos and they just cry together on a rooftop and that's when they realized they were being ambushed and donnie tries to block her from a blast of mutagen only for maoyonnie to be born
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