#they can leave the purple French fries and green ketchup in the past probably

[bastard-of-a-bog-being]

Anyone remember the dinosaur egg oatmeal or the treasure chest oatmeal with the candy pieces that “cooked” to reveal dinosaur sprinkles or the treasure chests that would open to reveal gold? (I always ALWAYS ate the dinosaur eggs before making the oatmeal, I couldn’t help it.)

Remember when food came in crazy colors? When French fries were

POST CANCELLED I JUST REMEMBERED THEY STILL MAKE THE DINOSAUR EGG OATMEAL

AND I’M AN ADULT WITH A FULL TIME JOB

I CAN EAT DINOSAUR EGGS FOR BREAKFAST AGAIN

however please also enjoy the knowledge of Batman’s Gotham City S’Mores Oatmeal, something I did not know existed now and I am frankly laughing at Batman Oatmeal for no reason

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I really just love food novelties, I’m sorry

#there’s Superman strawberry banana oatmeal or whatever but it’s not as funny I’m sorry #Superman’s is like “’nutritious breakfast! fruit!’ and Batman’s is… #’I’m an adult Alfred and I’m putting graham crackers and marshmallows and chocolate chips in my oatmeal’ #’you can’t stop me I’m Batman! s’mores oatmeal! bam!’ #ryan’s ramblings #they still don’t make the treasure chest oatmeal and I am very sad but also #I do remember it not really tasting good #wish they sold the candies/things on their own tho because I hate eating oatmeal for breakfast #they can leave the purple French fries and green ketchup in the past probably #though tbf after seeing dunkaroos and stuff come back lately it wouldn’t surprise me to see E-Z Squeeze purple ketchup on the shelves again