#there's so mcuh to unpack

[i-restuff]

You know what? You asked, and you shall receive. I didn't want to flood the comments of the post with my reactions, but If I had to read that then everyone must read (what I consider to be) the worst parts:

(my reactions in parenthesis)

It was revealed in All Hail King Julien that he is at least more than 50 years old. He is old enough to be in history books of Madagascar and the lemur kingdom. (Oop)

He loves King Julien's feet, an obsession which started when he saw King Julien using them to kick some foosas. (Remember this one lol)

Mort's love for feet is so extreme that, while sleeping, he can rip down a tree to get to them (BRO WHAT????)

Mort is protected by a "force field" of ignorance and can't feel pain, but he still hates drowning, as seen in "Assault and Batteries." (WHAT THE FUCK IS A FORCE FIELD OF IGNORANCE WHY CAN’T HE FEEL PAIN AND WHEN IN TEH WORLD DID HE DROWN???)

it is revealed that Mort is of a species that can absorb other Morts in the multiverse or, MORTiverse. However, Smart Mort, and later “Groovy 60's cult leader” Mort, also known as Hippie Mort, are two alternate versions of Mort, created by him due to the effects of both coffee, and tea- also known as Brown Julien, and Golden Julien- in both One More Cup and it's sequel episode. Smart Mort is an intelligent character, while “Groovy 60's cult leader”/Hippie Mort is a peaceful character. It is also revealed that Mort absorbed his own grandmother, and now she lives inside his mind. Also, it is seen in some episodes that Mort has versions of him inside his mind that he can talk to when he needs something. Mort is also portrayed to have some traces of Jewish heritage, as seen in Karl-Mageddon, after his grandfather shows up and a flashback appears of Mort as a child getting a present on Hanukkah from Grandpa Mort. He did mention that he got a pencil. (THERE IS SO MCUH TO UNPACK HERE??? HE ABSORBED HIS GRANDMA AND SHE LIVES IN HIS MIND???? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MORTS AND HOW IN THE FUCK DID HE ABSORB THEM??)

It is indicated in Revenge of the Prom that Mort was abused by Grammy Mort, leading to her consumption. (Damn.)

He creates a romantic relationship with Zora in the All Hail King Julien: Exiled and marries her in The Day Before Tomorrow. However, in King Julien is Watching You, Zora leaves Mort and decides to live with Uncle King Julien. But Mort doesn't really seem to mind that. (He got married???)

At the end, he smiles when all the fur of King Julien gets lost since he had a bath his own 'love' potion. (what does that mean- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN)

After the penguins left, King Julien says to Mort that he expected a "little more pizzazz". Then, Mort eats King Julien in one gulp and amazes King Julien since it is 'pizzazz". (PLEASE- WHAT THE FUCK)

Mort shoots cobwebs from his palms in Night Creatures. (spiderman confirmed?)

Mort also tries to keep and preserve King Julien’s body multiple times when he believes he is dead, going so far as to create a display box for his severed feet in Phantom of Club Moist. He also tried to preserve Julien’s body in Pineapple Of My Eye and Julien 2.0. (WHAT WHY????)

He can turn his head 180 degrees anticlockwise in The Good Book. (That tracks yeah.)

Smart Mort who is seen after Mort consumes coffee Political Mort (Political Mort lmao) “Groovy 60's cult leader” Mort from One More Cup, Part 2 when he drinks tea An unnamed violent version of Mort who is never seen in control, but who often poses aggressive ideas to the other Morts inside Mort's head (Seen in Pineapple Of My Eye and The Strife Aquatic). Mort says to his grandpa in Karl-Mageddon that this Mort accuses him of doing crimes that he can't remember committing. (What???????) Cool Mort who is seen in Who Arted?, when he goes to meet King Julien for dinner.

He can breath and survive in space, as shown in Zoo Tube. (WHY CAN HE BREATH IN SPACE??)

Also, in response to you showing his wiki page, I would like to raise you this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JpqPu2lSew

as someone who doesn't remember anything about the show, reading the whole wikia was a literal trip. pretty sure I choked more than 5 times just reading some of the paragraphs.

I genuinely wanna know what the crew meeting was like-

#still crying over the fact that he absorbed his grandparents- how the fuck did that happened #why

[ladeldee]

“... because it is”

What if we get a tntduo apology and Quackity can see right through his words... what then

#God and @sootings let them interact again please and thank you #Quackity #Wilbur Soot #Tnt Duo #tntduo #Dream Smp #pretend there's a long winding apology cause I know if I tried to come up with one it would ruin this lmao #I just need them to show each other that they Care #there's so mcuh to unpack

[moved-19871997]

okay let's go, immortal fic anon lore unlocked, chapter 1/?

i know how to assemble and disassemble a sniper rifle

i used to learn asl for fun (keep in mind, the one in my native wasn't 'interesting' enough)

agnostic atheist

the first time i was dragged into a catholic church i had a terrible nosebleed and i had to go home because the priest thought i was gonna faint

I'm allergic to basically everything that's outside

also a terrible sun allergy and a terrible garlic allergy

black belt in karate (i hated every second of it, earned it out of spite)

i accidentally befriended a wolf before

i believed i could become immortal if i ate enough sand when i was young, so i did (wilbur arc pog)

watch me write that ^ into the fic jfkfdkjfkg /j

i used to know almost every single country and the capital of the world when i was young

one time i got locked and forgotten in a hotel room for 12+ hours and i ate stale cheese and slept

one time i dressed as lord dracula for halloween. we do not celebrate halloween in my country.

i was obsessed with counting when i was young and then we were on a vacation, every time i was bored I'd start counting random shit like umbrellas or chairs or clouds or anything

and when i got bored of that i counted in my head (1..2..3 i think i got to 50,000 smth before i got too tired)(in a span of multiple days btw)

i jumped from a roof of the garage because i thought i could fly. i did not fly. i landed on a bunch of boxes tho, was okay

every time we'd visit a farm I'd jump on pigs and ride them holding for my dear life

i kissed a cow on the head, right between the big brown eyes. just thought this was cute among all the weird ones

as a baby they sprayed me with holy water and i choked so bad they had to intervene and also apparently my skin was red afterwards

I'm gonna stop now

- i.f.a

hypothesis: immortal fic anon is a vampire

#long post #immortal fic anon #DUDE WHAT???????????????????????????????? #there is so mcuh to unpack here what #i am: scared #[redacted] tumblr user #asks

[kamisatoayato]

just finished the chimera ant arc and well all i can say is many thoughts head full

#like.........much to think about #it is a Lot to take in #second half clearly better than the first half #like i feel like parts of the first 30 episodes could have been taken out #i guess it was worth it though since the second half was really really good #like the palace invasion was top tier #thats rlly all i can say like idek wht to say abt gon or killua esp theres so mcuh to unpack there.... #h.txt #h x h

[bxngthedoldrums]

im in a mood. gimme more vintage hell content

thank u so much for this opportunity

let’s start w this 2005/6 panic photo that i am obsessed w currently

another classic. energy unmatched. 2004.

joe’s toes 2005

there’s honestly so much fuckin happening here i have to include it, either 05 ir 06

this photo is cute but i cannot make any excuses for just how fucking grody it is, 2004

there’s so many elements...so mcuh to unpack.....MIKEYS HAIR??? frank looks like he loiters behind dumpsters and tries to bum cigs off of people,,,THE FUCKING GUN BELT BUCKLE?!?!?!?!?!?! ray is radiant and stunning ofc,,,,,2005

OK I LOVE THIS PHOTO SO MUCH william looks so h*t he looks like this fucking stunning vampire prince and these are his gang of cronies. look at these fucking clowns. chislett’s polo??? SISKY??? i catn,,, 2005 i think

also part two even tho it has THIS HORRIBLE FISHEYE LENS LMAO FUCK

#vintage hell content #im feeling a little uhhhhhhh emotional abt tai honestly

[deadgrantaires]

prof: for this quiz make sure to note  readings weve done

me: yeah thatd be so mcuh easier to do if we actually fuckgin discussed and unpacked the readings in class but Sure Fine

#ror study