#there’s an unlimited budget on bizarre English treats

[lilith-s]

one of my favourite things about having a wife who immigrated from another country is that sometimes a package will arrive labelled “crisps” and your wife will get home and open it and it will be a pub display board of some kind of chip called “scampi fries” and she’ll just pop it on the wall and you live like that now.

#my best explanation of a scampi fry is like a puffin cereal that was deep fried and coated in like a crunchy shrimp flavour. #not like an Asian shrimp chip flavour it’s a whole other approach #i will not be disclosing the declared value of the crisp package #when someone will live in a whole other country when you have no desire to ever do the same #there’s an unlimited budget on bizarre English treats