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#there is brain rot and brain thots on the mind today
mr-stottlemonk · 3 months
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monk likes being told what to do right. and stottlemeyer loves to give orders.
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2af-afterdark · 5 months
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Would you believe me if I said I have some more ✨thots✨ on Omega MC in WHB?
Like how Beel/Bael is a two for one deal because MC’s sweet sweet heat pheromones are driving them crazy?
Or how everyone in Abbadon (idk if it’s one or two B’s) just are eagerly waiting to help (and by eagerly I mean fighting each other to have a chance)
Or how Naberius and Buer are just at each other because they should be helping the sweet “innocent” omega? (Dogs man /j)
I do wonder if you have any other thots on this, go as rabid and feral as you want for this, I live for Chaos
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I saved this ask. I saved it for a rainy day. Today is my rainy day. fun fact: omegaverse is one of my comfort genres. I read it whenever I need a pick-me-up
First part
Bell would pop up in Avisos unexpectedly the moment MC enters their heat (he smelled it across all of Hell); walking into the sight of Bael already peeling open their shirt and groping them while his nose is buried against their neck to sniff at their sweet scent. They are both turned on by smell and a human omega is a new experience; a surprisingly sweet treat. Cut to MC in Bael's lap, his hands all over them, and Bell eating away at their wet entrance. MC will walk away covered it bite marks... if they could walk afterward, that is.
Abbadon is a complete toss up. I have the feeling a few members would be more than happy to work together (see Phenix and Ronove) but some may want MC along because they don't think the poor human could handle the session if they had to handle more than one devil all on their own. RIP to the cute omega, because those devils will still go back-to-back without giving them a proper break. Good thing Paradise Lost is always ready to lend a helping hand. Speaking of which....
Imagine Paradise Lost! The healers are no joke. If anyone knows how to be extra rough with a desperate omega, it has to be them. They have the terrifying ability of healing people to the point that it's like they were never injured at all. They can go pretty far as long as MC doesn't die or lose a limb... And considering how rotted an omega's brain could be during a heat, they may not even notice how rough the boys are being. All they know is that everything feels good.
But, yes, I think Naberius would be the worst™. Dog smells bitch in heat (affectionate) and loses his fucking mind. He would be humping MC so fast that they wouldn't be able to do much else than beg him for more. God save you if you try to come near his omega. He will bite you will all three of his mouths (I like to believe he turns into his Cerberus form when MC is sleeping so they can cuddle against the big puppy).
Glasyalabolas would be a jerk about it though. He lives for chaos. He would tease and torment MC without a hint of relief just so they keep spreading all those sweet omega pheromones and drive everyone else crazy. He'd watch the entirety of Hell turn into fistfights over MC... then he'd finally steal MC away and give them what they've been craving from him just so all the fighting was pointless and everyone else is left blue balled.
LEVIATHAN THOUGH! Just imagine him finding out MC is in heat! Imagine how quickly he grabs MC from wherever the fuck in Hell they are at that moment and stealing them away to his room so that he's the only one enjoying their sweet scent. Imagine how many days he spends with them completely drunk on their heat, loving on him and only him. Then imagine how envious he is after MC's heat passes because "do you only feel that way about me when your mind is addled?" so he makes them prove that's how they always feel about him for a few more days on top of it.
And what about Mammon?!?!?!?!?! Man owns the world and would gladly give it to MC in a heartbeat. He also has zero hang ups about sexual acts in public, so I can see him going about his day despite MC's heat and just letting them climb on top of him whenever they need it. Fuck! I wouldn't be surprised if the entirety of Tartaros is as their disposal and that they don't have someone waiting on them hand and foot between the the high points of their heat. I'm sure Bimet would jump at the chance, just saying.
And Satan... Dear sweet Satan would let them cling to him all day and they could have sex and roughly or as gently as they want. He's there for them as long as they need him. If anyone else comes sniffing, he will kick them across Gehenna. MC doesn't need anyone else coming around right now when they're so vulnerable.
Meanwhile, poor Minhyeok has to deal with getting back all their use panties that smell like heat and slick. Man may go into a rut and have enough cum to fill more than one jar. I'm sure MC will need all that extra love during and after their heat.
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skywomb · 2 years
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t*yl*r sw*ft's whole "omg i bet u think about me all the time and you remember this and this and this lol it's crazy how much i cross your mind 🤪🤪" yeah girl cause you wont stfu about it
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Just curious, how many shower thought (response) blogs are there? I just dived into this side of tumblr (not gonna make any posts its fun to read though) and I'm already losing my mind
Well there is
The. Literal. Sun.
Plasma...
S p a c e
ALL HAIL THE LIGHT
The void. It shall consume ALL.
A typewriter incase anyone wants to write their will before they die
Also some ink, not related to the typewriter
Also some words, I wonder who'll use them
A hat with no maker and a maker with no hat
The pen is mightier than the sword. It just so happens that this one is evil. Luckily I can summon multiple
Anyone order some coffee?
Ooo, an author
The literal embodiment if of fanart
A fork, nom noms
B҉ r҉ o҉ k҉ e҉ n҉ 
Soap
Soap(for hair)
Toothpaste
🄵🄰🅄🄲🄴🅃
Towel
Bath mat
Washcloth
Bathtub
Bathwater
𝔹𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕓𝕠𝕞𝕓
Bubblebath!
One (1) bath boi
Some M͓̽o͓̽l͓̽d͓̽ (anybody got some strong disinfectant?)
Nvm, the mold has already caused a plague (gettit?) (although user misspelled it)
Nevermind, there's already a parasite here
Mirror
Door!!!
Some curtains
A denim jacket
Blackout
Rainbow
✨ Magic ✨
*Tree poses to assert dominance*
Coconut
(obviously me)
I think popeye dropped a tin of spinch and it became sentient?
Tost
Hummus. dip tost?
Criss Cross applesauce
Wibbly wobbly Wibbly wobbly jellyo
Mmmm océan s o u p
Some poison, a great addition for my soup
Smol bean
Potat
Shower magpie who I haven't seen in a while
Bird (brain)
Frog(×2:Electric Boogaloo)
An axolotl!
Ferret
*looks at smudged writing on hand. Squints. * a raccoon
Stinky bastard man (I just had to put the two next to each other)
Rat.
Becometh crab 🦀 (x2: Electric Boogaloo)
Nya~
Edgy Nya~
Tripod of dog
Brain
Nina i found one of your neurons (if you understand this reference, good job you)
A rotted brain, keep it away before it infects us all, I only have 2 braincells left
Did... Did someone drop their spinal cord?
The almighty binch
The titanic
Narrator
Water based introspection
Existential crisis
Dumbass
Also a pacifier (get it because they're also called dummies and their name is dummy)
A foolish thought to say a sorry sight join the shower community (as you can tell we did Shakespeare in English so many times i pretty much can recite everything lady macbeth said)
ADHD
Ominous
Anonymous
Anxious 🥺👉👈
Some edgy bastard
A person of culture I see (although obsessed with tweed for some reason)
1 Dapper boi
Sarcastic
nice
All smiles and sunshine
HAPPY! (why isn't there yellow 😔)
Affection (Derogatory) (I'm sorry I just felt like it)
~Petty~
Idiot
Disaster
Chaos and Order
Comebacks
'vanishing'
Defences
Threatened
Op is on drugs
All the F s
And F-general
Get out of the shower
Shower responses
Dry
The horny and the simp
Shower sins
Thower shoughts
I take quick showers
Shower thots
Last responder *countdown music*
You have shower thoughts?
Your shower thoughts are stupid
Wtf shower thoughts
Another shower responder
MORE
Just shower responses... responses
Response shower
NO SHOWER! only thought (×3)
Mmm, showery
Penny for your thoughts?
Hello darkness my old friend...
Llawyer
Beepbeep
Prussia
Haywire!!!
furry OwO
A Pigeon got in through the door, who left it open?
I'm feeling devious
You're looking glamorous, let's get mischievous, and polyamorous
Gay is stored in the ass
Gay
Trans
*opens door and walks through with you exaggeratedly* Fellas we got the whole LGBTQIA+ community right here
Enby
Hahaha gender go brrr
Lesbian
Lesbian-thot
Lust
Someone who thinks it funny to clown around
Joker (derogatory)
Haha straight
Dead inside
Some supervillain idk
News. Literally a shower news style responses
r
I cannot believe that I forgot Her Greatest Majesty, the Queen. All Hail Royal
Isaac newton?
M megamind?
Fiftieth
Crackhead
Some Phoenix Wright kinnie
What is a Dean Winchester and why does he have a tentacle fetish?
Well well well, if it ain't a homestuckian
Did someone kill/rob The Doctor or something, their TARDIS was left behind and its blocking my pretzels that I left in the shower
Mined crafts uwu
Well well well, if it ain't- *accidentally makes eye contact and is then killed by some unknown shadowy creature holding what seems to be some sort of cube of dirt*
GOTTA GO FAST
Mishamishamishamishamishamishamisha
Gen Z and ready to throw hands with OP
Not puki
Nom noms
Dip dap
Kensa
B͓̽u͓̽n͓̽g͓̽e͓̽r͓̽ ..........
Someone broke their space bar or something
It's time to d-d-d-d-d-dshower
The magical deity of sleepovers
DON'T FALL ASLEEP. NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU-
The muffin man genuinely left drury Lane for this
Txmblr
Moonlit nights on a winters day, stars glimmering gently
A child?
🟥
The fae. Just all of them. Every single one.
Crocus? (What on earth does that mean)
*sings* baba blacksheep have you any wool? Because if not you will be killed (this fits the tune perfectly. If not I have failed in everything)
The theatre itself is here... Somehow
Ahoy-hoy
boo
REEEE- *epic geometry dash gameplay to DanTDM's old intro music*
Yardale, not to be mistaken for riverdale and differs to lawn ale or front porch ale or even meter ale
I'll finish this list later
It's gonna be a long one folks
I'm including a ones that haven't spoken since ages ago because
Boy howdy there's new ones tell me who I'm missing now
Please stop thank you very much this is too many i keep having to add to this any new responder must kill a responder to continue the purge shall claim y'all as I will win i recently started watching Danganronpa
Seriously though everyone after mirror must have a battle royale it's too much i doubt all of you will even last longer than today also happy birthday me -dated:28th- do you even realise what sort of commitment you've made to sell pieces of your soul for entertainment and ability to make such epic retorts each and every post?! I sacrifice many souls DAILY to be throwing such bangers into this stuff y'know?
We have a tap guys we can finally wash our hands of all the blood of our enemies
Seriously though who left the door open I don't want a Pigeon pecking at me (the mishapocalypse got them lol)
So many responders so little time before the end of the world
If I'm missing someone please tell me very thank
There are not enough colours for me to assign a different one to each person 😔 also, wtf is on there twice on purpose
WorldHealthOrganisation IS MISSING (note: you may have a joke in place of name or under a category of names)
So there's lore without me?
ALL HAIL THE LIGHT *moth noises*
Okay now there's alternate timeline versions of responders for the benefit of myself they ain't going on the list bud
There is an incorrect role play blog quotes blog and I am crying. Not of laughter. Just wiuwhdhsjhshjxjabjsjdhdjsj
If any new people join I will go back to causing shower wars for the sake of killing you all I'm done I have snapped my laptop is updating 3 times in a row
I will commit crimes.
Does being a shower responder or role-playing seem encouraging to people to join this "community"? Because I'm pretty sure it's the latter
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gangrenados · 2 years
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I was mainly here for your xmen content,, but all the things you post about that Grayson dude tickled mi mind sooo I went to see the titans show on Netflix I finished S2 today and...
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW. I have so many thoughts and stupid rants about it bc I over think the characters and :') help...
Lmaooo happy to share some of my Dick Grayson brain rot!! I have to admit that he was the main reason why I started to watch the show (he was way too pretty to ignore lmao)
You can share your thoughts anytime, let me hear those thots!!!! ♡
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threenorth · 3 years
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Dearest L
You say you can't trust me, so apart of trust is being open, and trusting.
I hyperfixate on information and gather things related to what i know, It hurts you call me a stalker but it's a title i dervse but ultimately it hurts you say them to me... But i hope i know deep down you didn't mean them and it was ill health because you would never say things to hurt me and even if you did i know they have meanings behind them... I'm scared again that I'd hurt you so as part of trust and being open to foster a friendship as you asked... Today I got a call that my assessment will be pushed back by two weeks, for some reason they didn't say why but vast i will say the next siganfant day that we share in dates that we share that i thought would be the day i message you to tell you I'm reday to be freinds again in my timezone equivalent of the day I'm being assessed and who knows it might have to then go on to more specialists within the hospital but i don't know my head space day to day but i welcome you back on that day because if it's ment to be that's just fate being fate again but i just don't want you to see me at my worse, you deserve me at my best and that's why I'm telling you.
Thank you.
You have made so many sacrifices for me and or ultimately you have done possibly more, I don't want you to blame yourself for my situation because none of my troubles are from you but i know a majority of yours must be from me.
I love you so much that it's hard for me not to write or. Show you my day that's all i want you to see... You asked me for one message a day sooo here's one letter a day... I'm repeicing my memory and it's very scatter brain at the moment... you... i do it so you can see what's going on in my life i don't expect a reply, the universe gives me the answers you want me to find... And vast I'm reday to talk to you whenever you want to but if i look like I'm in pain i probably will tell you if i am... But my smile i don't think has returned yet, the doctor thinks im a chronic depression fucking fabulous...
I qued some things for the day before what i assumed would be my assessment day but i won't put them on pause because they are susposed to happen as the day i wanted you back might in fact be the first day back to my life and that's the day I expected you call you to tell you i needed you as a freind but now that's the day I'm going to be assessed and that too is the day that i would call you to tell you that i need a freind again...
30th august.
It's day you i believe gave up on me.
You left me clues and i appreciate it.
I think I've almost got them all worked out but...
I'm not so good at clues but I'm figuring them out. I would tell you i promised my return i just think you deserve the best me and not while I'm such a mix up and down but before you think that your a mix and i dervse the best you, i chose you when we were young and i love your flaws but you didn't know all of mine maybe my poor spelling but that's why i want to be stable so i can eat your pain away every little bit of it...i picture it within my own life...
I'll sing to you everyday if i could But I'll write everyday till then...
I miss your laugh the most and all the stupid things you do, like singing to a dubstep song that's ridiculous but i try sing to my favourite instruments too but my smile hasn't returned but i know it will when i see your beautiful face your so beautiful it melts my pain away but only temporarily while i suffer from my mental health currently i have to spend weekend ends recharging as masking to everyone takes a toll on me mentally and physically currently.
I need you to look at the stars and remember my face because i see yours looking back at me...
A part of me will tell you that i saw us today, but the faces weren't ours. But i made a playlist if want to join me on the longest run.
I have asthma but now i can get meds to breathe.
Some of these songs are more so personal to me but i didn't want to add songs that might be trumantic. I've made playlists but this one is a theme
I'll call running till my legs bleed.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
XO
R
Burn after reading.
P.S
Everyday I struggle and struggle less but sometimes even to get out of bed on time but i see your laugh and smile in my head and it tells me today i fight for her because she's worth every ounce of what's left of me and ultimately what's coming back to me.
She's my fuel, she's the blood in my veins.
I close my eyes and i see her telling me to fight on.
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I hope you know your mediations are fueling my will power to fight on.
I hope my mediations send you to sleep quickly it's a big day tommrow, get some sleep I'll here dreaming of you in the small Window we share a bed.
Today's question is who's your favourite star wars character? and don't say han oh please no he's such a stupid character development especially in solo the movie... No not Jar Jar thot begot where's my hot nerd girl freind come on its obiwon or Luke skywalker...Oh okay daddy kylo's abs but that isn't as strong as Vader's force well okay Ben/Kylo's abs do have attraction but i ment cannonly Vader is... Fine okay jar jar is that really what your gonna go with? Pffft what a troll i know you like kylo's hair but Ani's hair in RotS it's like hellllllla what I'm wanting oh speaking of padmei oh lord yes please I'll take that and a slice of... Wait a minute did you go back to jar jar, he's sooo why lucuas whhhbyyyyyyy.
I guess L's favourite starwars character is unknown but we're see... Did you see i was knighted with a lightsaber at graduation? Oh that's a meme it's self, i give you full permission to stalk though my blog or instagram and anything you want to talk about whenever you want to just ask me about...when we talk again.
I miss you freind. But sending you my best.
Till tommrow. I hope you know how much of my heart is taken up by you and if you don't knoe every post was for you... Even if some of my stuff wasn't so accessible and for that i apologise i haven't been in a good Headspace.
Beaches or mountains.
I changed my mind... I think if that's what you ment.
Beaches.
That's where 10 said the words he had been meaning to.
That's where I'm uncomfortable but you wanted to be wed.
They have highs and lows.
Land where I'm surrounded by water.
The question is what did you really mean?
And if It's what I think my answer is anywhere and everywhere.
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