#there is a certain bitchy ray gremlin-ness needed for this feel free to self-assign a player at will

[crossbackpoke-check]

If I was an NHL player I would steal everyones sticks all the time. Also, I would skate past opposing team members and call them a bitch for no reason.

is matthew tkachuk in my inbox????

but for real i would too,,, me 🤝 you 🤝 stick stealing trash gremlins (affectionate), i absolutely would not be good enough to be a Skills Guy so my skill would be “bitch”. a lá brad marchand i would also lick people and i would NOT say no homo

#liv in the replies #for the longest time i just had [insert hockey player] in my inbox because i couldn’t decide who i wanted to pick #your alternative options were travis konecny kris letang tj oshie jakub voracek evgeny kuznetsov etc etc #there is a certain bitchy ray gremlin-ness needed for this feel free to self-assign a player at will