#then jessie announces she’s flushing but john is being SO supportive bc she can trap him into a public stance too

[adelaidedrubman]

problem with writing hook, line, and sinker is it should be just a silly little romp in trope fic with a very short and basic plot but john and jessie won’t stop being inventing ways to be horrible to each other despite being in an alliance for once

#im like oh things should basically be set over a couple months and a few major public events they have to attend together. #then i’m like what if at the rye’s baby shower john tried to steal attention by making a fake pregnancy announcement w/o consulting jessie #then jessie raises her hand like ‘‘i would like to try to kiss kim after she takes time from her own baby shower #to pull me aside and warn me about what a piece of shit john is.’’ #then they both get rejected by the ryes #then jessie announces she’s flushing but john is being SO supportive bc she can trap him into a public stance too #i just think it would be fun. #pregnancy mention