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#then i wouldn’t be starved and forced to cook my own food like a madman
crimson-nail · 9 months
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what the hell. cowboy yuri
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moonfireflight · 6 years
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Random domestic headcanons for Saeyoung (SFW)
This is something I’ve been clacking away at for a while now. This is just my interpretation of our lovely hacker god. I hope you enjoy reading it! Cooking: He didn’t get to grow up with an appreciation of home cooked meals, so while he knows the basics, he never had any drive to hone his skills. Once V set him up with the agency, he basically went straight to something like college life. Since then, his long and unpredictable work hours ensured cooking wasn’t a skill he had time to work on or think about. Depression saw to the rest of his poor self-care habits.   Once he got together with you, though, long dormant domestic instincts suddenly emerged. The idea of being able to cook you breakfast in bed or surprise you with a feast made him smile. He quickly picked up a new set of skills through recipes and videos online. He also loves putting on a show, so anything that lets him really show off, like flipping omelets or flambéing something, is a delight for him. He loves seeing your and Saeran’s faces light up as you watch. It’s a great boost for his self-confidence. This still isn’t as common as ordering take-out or delivery, or eating TV dinners or things from cans, but you guys are getting better. Also, he enjoys spicy foods, and will add gochujang or peppers to dishes that you wouldn’t expect but they somehow work out.  Also, he has a weakness for strawberries.   Cleaning: O h b o y. Here’s the main thing that you and Seven get into tiffs over.  The combination of chronic depression and having Vanderwood around for the last several years to clean up after him has led to him being a messy guy.   You are used to picking up stray laundry, dishes, towers of cans, and food wrappers. It's led to a few small arguments, but you understand why he’s like this and he's getting better. He’s a genius, so he’s not going to be staring at the washing machine like it will bite him. In fact, he claims he’s added a new language to his roster- Those mysterious washing instruction symbols on clothing tags. 
Dates: Most common: Pjs/sweats, bad movies/video games/YouTube, snacks, and snuggling. Just one more Vine compilation or cat video, then you’ll go to bed, you swear. Though, stick to bad movies, because he tends to talk through anything you try to watch. 
Seven: “Oh, who’s this character?” You: “I don’t know yet” Seven: “What’s this guy doing?” You: “I don’t know YET E I T H E R.”  Less common: Laying together on a blanket and stargazing somewhere away from the city lights. Random mini-adventures, like “I wonder what that huge Christmas tree looks like from below?” “Let's find out!” (And make out). Long drives to nowhere in particular with you both singing along to ridiculous music is another winner.   Depression: He’s still struggling with it. You know that depression is complicated, and you alone can’t solve it for him, so he’s seeing a doctor about it, and Jumin helped arrange it. He is, not entirely unreasonably, uncomfortable with the idea of therapy. His mind is a vault full of state secrets and he’s done things that could land him in prison or worse. But he agreed to try medication, and it’s starting to help. He still has mornings where he doesn’t get out of bed for hours. He still sometimes starts to push you away, feeling that he doesn’t deserve this, or that he doesn’t want to bring you down by sharing his fears and dark moods with you. You’ve gotten into a few fights over him shutting down or trying to convince you to leave him, because even when you know he doesn’t mean those words, they are still hard to hear. But he’s improving, and things are getting easier for both of you, and your love is strong enough to weather this.   General relationship stuff: This man is very touch oriented. He craves physical contact because he missed out on it for so long in his life. Touching you reminds him that you are real. Sometimes he’s a bit childish about it. Tickle fights and roughhousing are going to happen. He likes to pick you up because he can (and he likes the feeling of power and control). Get ready to have your hair randomly ruffled, or your butt smacked when you walk by. He loves resting his head on your shoulder or giving you random hugs. He was touch starved for so long that he's like an affectionate cat once he's introduced to loving touches and soft snuggles. He will flop on your lap, wordlessly asking for loves.   He likes playing with your hair, from soothing and relaxing brushing to styling it if you’ll let him. Do you like makeup? He’d be delighted to use you as his canvas. He’d watch YouTube tutorials with you and would not-so-secretly kind-of want to make his own.   If you get sick, you can bet he’s going to research online like a madman and come up with the perfect Plan of Action to Destroy the Invading Illness. Saeyoung’s secret hidden parent-mode activates, and he’s going to make sure you get better as quickly as possible! He’s much better at making sure you take care of yourself than he is at taking care of himself. You’ve got to remind him not to forget about himself.   He can be very romantic. Rose petals, candles, and words of poetry are things he’s brought into to your life. He can absolutely make your heart melt. However, he often relies on physical affection to show you he cares. Seeing you respond to his touch helps his confidence. He's the one who somehow gets to do this to you. He's the one making you feel good. He tends to get very emotional in bed. Neither tears nor laughter are uncommon when it’s the two of you alone in your shared room. Sometimes you guys are just a goofy mess, sometimes it’s pure (and not so pure) magic.   Thanks to his agent training, he’s a master of seduction, quite literally. He wasn’t reading those books just for fun. However, he’s also the kind of guy who finds it hilarious to “seduce” you in exceptionally silly ways. You step out of the shower, only to find your clothing is missing, forcing you to run into the bedroom naked, where an equally naked Saeyoung is waiting for you, waggling his eyebrows. He’ll also sext you even if you both are in the house, the two of you texting back and forth until you can’t stand it anymore and pounce on each other.   I would add some NSFW here, but I feel like it’s pretty well covered between my fics and the many lovely and talented headcanon authors out there! 
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