#the worst part is that i went to chug my water to prevent attracting more. there was a dead ant in my cup

[muddlemore]

Roach apologists i applaud you for having more courage than the marines because tonight i have become the biggest threat to your kind. Your sworn nemesis. There was a fucking german cockroach on my pillow and now i will never hear any of you out ever again. I cant even tell if im joking

#insects tw #i am literally so upset i didnt even react #i just threw my pillow off the bed and killed it and now i want to shave my head and scrub the floor. burn my mattress #its a miracle im even laying down but im sleeping backwards #resting my head where my feet go. #i dont know where the fucker came from or how long its been here #let alone how long it was IN MY BED #and of course now im paranoid #currently suffering from a case of the buggies like never before. my leg hairs feel like bugs rn #what the fuck would have happened if i hadnt gotten up to pee. i feel sick #the worst part is that i went to chug my water to prevent attracting more. there was a dead ant in my cup #sleeping with a shirt for once cuz my back is so hyper ticklish that even laying flat it felt like theres roaches on me #literally my best bet is that this roach came from the boat earlier #guess im purging my room tomorrow. cool #vent