#the way it looks in those free-floating head-on diagrams at the gynecologist

[gendzl]

I have an ultrasound later today and the instructions say to arrive with "an uncomfortably full bladder" so naturally I woke up having to pee and my first thought was "I wish I could save this and like, copy/paste it back in for my appointment". I am not awake enough for reality.

#¶ #how fucking convenient would that be tho #noooo i just have to PLAN AHEAD and DRINK A LOT OF WATER #also this appt is what led me to look for a diagram of the uterus inside the body #which is how i learned that the uterus does not in fact sit perched atop the vagina like a hot air balloon #the way it looks in those free-floating head-on diagrams at the gynecologist #nope. the fucker leans.