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onecupofspiders-please · 4 months

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Random Astarions hc’s about life together after the adventure

Pronouns: technically none, but the term husband is used and it’s meant for masc readers! But I mostly used second person

TW: none! :]

Type: HC’s!

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-Ok so imagine with me here, imagine after everything that’s happened you and Astarion get a lil house together. Maybe get a cat, maybe you keep scratch too.

-That shit is gone be CROWDED

-Not in a hoarder way (ok maybe a lil-) but in a maximalist way.

-He was never allowed to HAVE things before, what do you expect?

-Books, nicknacks, trinkets (✨a box for my TRINKETS another box for my trinkets what’s going ONNN it’s trinket filled-✨).

-Also colors. Lots of them

-He said something like “when you live in the dark you forget how colorful the world is” at some point and I’m running with that.

-He can’t go out in the sun anymore, can’t see all the color the world has to offer. He can at least fill his shared home with it though

-Carpets, blankets, pillows, curtains. Any oddly colored furniture in the market and he’s giving you those fucking eyes

-You know what I’m talking about. The 🥺

-You always end up getting it (at half price. I think he would be rlly good at bargaining)

-Speaking of-

-You become a frequent customer at the night market now, congrats

-They sell some weird shit there, ngl. But at least you find neat stuff

-But it’s worth it! You get to see ur vampire partner enjoy himself AND not get burned to death! Win win!

-that’s not the only thing you’ve adjusted to fit your lovers schedule either

-you two hang laundry up to dry a little bit before sunrise

-so he can have enough time to get in safely AND so your guy’s clothes don’t just have to sit there all night

-honesty, you’ve kind of just started sleeping during the day

-of course, you can’t do EVERYTHING at night (unless you’re also allergic to the sun. Then disregard)

-so every now and then you go to the REGULAR market, or to a book store, or a bakery

-Godda get that vitamin D man

-I don’t have a transition for this one sorry

-but I think he would call you his husband

-you guys aren’t officially married or anything, but also you’re kind of past that

-and if you respond to it well I think he would call you it more often

-you’re cooking for yourself and he comes up and hugs you from behind (a HUGE fucking step he had to work up to, by the way. But that’s a separate hc)

-and when you ask what’s up he buries his face in your shoulder or rests his chin on ur head and is like

-“just wanted to see my darling husband is all.”

-no Segway for this one either sorry

-but I feel like he picks up and drops a lot of hobbies

-since he’s kind of just now rediscovering himself as a person

-I think he would be super fond of hand stuff

-like we know he can sew. Maybe he tries crochet or knitting too

-if you play an instrument he would ask you to try and teach him at some point

-don’t matter how hard or easy it is. He’s determined

-he tries knitting and crochet like I said, but also jewelry making, music, writing, dancing, gardening, wine making, and lots more.

-some stick, some don’t

-he also tries out all the different book genres

-like yeah he reads. He’s read a lot before, but he didn’t really have access to a variety when trapped, and certainly not on the road.

-speaking of books, I feel like he would really try to get you into a series he likes so you have something to talk about

-I mean, you guys ALWAYS have something to talk about, but more like a common interest thing

-in general I think he just really likes spending time with you

-he spent so long alone, now he wants to be around someone. But not just any someone, the first person he’s cared about in years

-he also just likes to be touching you

-cuddling, yes, (also a thing he had to work up to btw) but also just like

-ur legs pressing together as you sit next to each other, your back against his chest or his back against yours, having your arms or hands linked as you two walk (I think he would REALLY dig the arm link thing specifically), just leaning on each other

-he really enjoys that

-he really enjoys YOU, honestly

-and he’s really happy that he gets to do all these things with you

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Wowza, that felt kinda all over the place. Anyways I hope you liked it!

So, I used to write hc’s before too, and I was throwing around the idea of openings asks? Would anyone be interested in that? Lemmie know

@the-stage-manager

#astarion x tav #gender neutral tav #nb tav #astarion #astarion x male tav #astarion x reader #astarion x gn reader #astarion x male reader #bg3 x tav #bg3 x reader

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princessggowon · 5 years

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Commentary on ep.10

-They brought back my boy!

-This stage for Going Crzy is by far their best!

-His parents are here :’))))

-THEY ALL LOOKIN LIKE SNACCS OKAYYYYY

-I literally cant understand anything bc no subs :((

-I think Bang Yedam just ranked #1 for vocal team???

-Okay but wait Junkyu is now number 1 wtf

-whats going on lol

-okay hes explaining how theyre divided into three teams: vocal, rap, and dance

-I think they finna fight for the rap position oh shiii

-My baby Byounggon looks so nervous in the flashback edits :(((

-Mashiho is choosing his team now??

-He chose to go in the vocal team

-So they get to choose what group they want to be in okay

-OKAY ITS BYOUNGGONS TURN

-he of course chose rap lol

-Jeongwoo chose dance???? I think?????

-Yoonbin chose rap ofc

-Bang Yedams turn anddddd he choseeee vocal jk that means jeongwoo is vocal too

-NOBODY WANTS TO BE ON YEDAMS TEAM. HOW ICONIC

-O snap Doyoung went to dance

-Rap team is scared of Haruto oop

-Hyunsuk. Dance or rap???

-Lol rap of course

-Damn near nobody is in vocal team bc of Yedam lmaoooo

-Okay Junkyu is brave ofc

-SEUNGHUN DIDNT GO TO VOCAL BC OF YEDMAM OH MY

-Okay so vocal: Yedamn, Junkyu, and Jeongwoo; rap: Choi hyunsuk, haruto, byounggon, yoonbin; performance: Seunghun,

-Okay rap is practicing and getting evaluated and Hyunsuk got complimented (i think)

-OKAY SO THEY JUST GONNNA START THE PERFOMANCE LIKE THAT OKAYYY

-BYOUNGGON REALLY JUST KILLIN IT

-OH SNAP HARUTO COMING THRU THO

-OH HOLD UP THAT TRANSITION

-YOONBINS ENGLISH :’)

-THIS STARGE LIT OF COURSE

-OKAY GON!!

-HYUNSUK GOING INNN

-They jumpin around now gettin hype

-Did yoonbin do the fortnite dance or am i trippin??

-OMGGGGGG THE PREVIOUS TRAINEES ARE HERE. MY HEART!!

-PRESS ONE FOR BYOUNGGON!!

-I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE JUST VOTING NOW. LIKE THEY DONT CARE???

-im nervous :c

-my heart omg

-okay but yoonbins sideway smile is everything

-the girl calling haruto is a mood

-okay so theyre seeing who came first and that spot is guranteed

-Choi hyunsuk is first rn

-His mom is crying :(((

-HARUTO IS SECOND NOW OH MYYY

-his family is here and THEYRE ALL CRYING NOOO im gonna cry

-WAIT DID BYOUNGGON NOT MAKE IT????????

-HUHHHHH??????

-WAIT?????????????????????

-EVERYONE IS SAD RN????????????????????????

-im shaking rn im upset

-they all sound so sad

-BITCH IM SAD WHATS GOING ON

-dance is up next and I dont wanna watch the rest of this anymore

-but hopefully there is gonna be a twist that involves byounggon

-mashiho did a flip again

-oop so did junkyu

-dance team is tryna do this flying trick and its pretty cool tbh

-okay but i cant even concentrate. is byounggon coming back or????

-okay dance team is starting you already know whats going on (Earned it!)

-oof

-ICONIC SEUNGHUN

-OOF FUCK THIS SONG GO HARD

-they did the flying trick perfectly :)

-OH SNAP WAIT A MIN, THEY BREAK DOWN IS EVERYTHING

-How could you choose just one??? they were all so good and worked as a team. Like its dance????

-Jaes little thing with the numbers were the cutest

-okay mr. potato man is saying his comments and the audience is shook and the trainees are saying thank you (compliment ig)

-OKAY FIRST PLACE IS MASHIHO (we been knew sis)

-HES EMOTIONAL SO IM EMOTIONAL

-SECOND PLACE GOES TO......

-okay so wait??? they only picked one for dance???

-thats weird, arent they supposed to pick 3

-okay i have hope for byounggon

-okay vocal team is up next! What we’ve all been dreading.

-THERES TOO MANY GOOD VOCALIST OH MY

-Jeongwoo is making faces. I think hes having an existential crisis because of his competition lmaoo

-you got this bby

-okay but why is yedam so humble. he should know his spot is guranteed.

-okay jeongwoo is not fuking with none of these songs. they’re all english lmao

-jeongwoo literally looks SO NERVOUS :(

-vocal teacher is shook at jeongwoo

-okay but in a negative way ??? (i think)

-jk its a complinent now??? and now hes on the verge of tears

-i think that was his first compliment awww :)))

-THE VOCAL STAGE IS STARTINGGG

-im not ready

-okay yedam starting off strong and yg already smiling lmao

-his parents are teary aw

-Junkyu!!!!!!

-Jeongwoos mom is literally so pretty wtf?

-Jeongwoo coming thru with that high note

-Junkyu throat is literally scratchy (i already know potato head is gonna say something)

-OOF YEDAM THEM VOCALSSS

-OKAY THEY MAGULATED ! A SISTER FINNA CRY

-OKAY IM CRYIING

-THEYRE CRYING

-THE AUDIENCE IS CRYING

- I think Junkyu is sad or sum shit

-Crowd is chanting ‘DONT CRy!’

-Junkyu is so handsome my heart ouch

-okay theyre voting now

-first place is.......JUNKYU

-YESSSSS OMG IM SHAKINGGGG

-HES GOING TO CRY SO IM GOING TO CRY

-okay so what about second place

-SO IS IT DONE WTF

-THEY ARE LITERALLY ALL CRYIING BACKSTAGE BECAAUSE DAMN NEAR EVERYBODY LOST

-the previous trainees are giving good luck messages nooooooo :(((((

-i havent seen some of these faces in forever

-okay but wait if that was the final lineup. they a damn lie

-cus wheres yedam

-OKAY THEY LINED UP ON PEDASTALS IN THESE GREEN OUTFITS LOOKING LIKE A SNACCCC

-okay so i guess this is either elimai=tion or whoever makes it

-OKAY THEYRE DOING RAP POSITION NOWWWW

-MY BBY IS SPEAKING

-everyone is literally so sad

-WTF YOONBINS VOICE IS SO DEEP???? DEEPER THAN BYOUNGGON

-okay theyre doing the debut memebrssssss

-OKAY BYOUNGGON LOOKS SO SAD

-ITSSSSSS.......

-MY HEART

-ITSSSSS HARUTO

-CONGRATS

-I guess he kept his place???

-or maybe he didnt make it???? cus no one is happy wtf is going onnn

-i dont think he made it actually guys yikes

-My prediction that there is going to be 9 members

-haruto is eliminated :(

-he did good tho

-okay theyre doing vocal now

-IM THE MOST NERVOUS FOR THIS ONE

-theres only 3 of them and theyre all amazing vocalist

-ok so i guess junkyu has to keep his place by votes or sum sht

-girl its too early to be this sad

-yedam looks sad

-ITSSSSSSSSSS....YEDAM

-okay so that means haruto debuted because it dont make sense for bang yedam not too lmaoo

-this is a rollercoaster of me trying to figure out whats happening

-his mom is BAWLING

-okay yedams smile is EVERYTHING

-HIS MOM IS REALLY JUST CRYING

-GIRL ME TOO TF

-okay the way the edit this makes it seem like they ppl they chose got eliminated why are they doing that

-okay so far they have 2 confirmed members: yedam and haruto

-dance is next!

-doyoung and seunghun better make it or im suing yg

-okay but wait i forgot about mashiho

-okay let those 3 debut :((

-SHUT UP POTATO HEAD

-okay results are nowww

-ITSSSSSS....

-EVERYONE IS SURPISED WHATS GOING ON

-okay i see some upset ppl about the current debut lineup

-wait why is there a list of 10???

- are they debuting 10

-i think this is the online ranking

-junkyu made it first

-byounggon looks so nervous oh my

-fourth place is hyunsuk

-WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

-i dont think hyunsuk is debuting omg

-THERE BETTER BE A TWIST

-okay debut member is next??? I THINK

-NEXT DEBUT MEMBER IS... STILL JUNKYU

-wait yg chose this lineup???

-he aint said shit damn near this whole ep

-OH THERES A PLOT TWIST AND NOW HYUNSUK IS SMILING

-okay wait i think he just complimented him

-so theres 4 confirmed members rn and theyre all saying bye now

-LIKE HUHHH

-OH THEYRE DOING A LIVE REACTING CAM

-ITS THEIR PARENTS OMGGGGGGGG

-okay again jeongwoos mom is gorgeous

-jeongwoo is crying bc of the video mssg

-harutos fam is giving a message and his mom is crying

-yoonbin is crying :((((

-SO IS MY BBY BYOUNGGON, they cut it short again im not finna play

-theyre showing cute pics now

-okay but yedam is literally so cute

-okay but why did i just get the mssg that yg treasure box is on

-WAIT IS IT OVER????????

-HELLO?????

-THE SCREEN WENT BLAC????

-YOOOO THIS LINE UP??/???

-HUH??//

-FINAL LINEUP: yedam, junkyu, haruto and jungwhan (ig??)))

-AM I STUPID OR IS THERE GONNA BE ANOTHER EPISODE???

#yo im heated rn #this episode was crazy #so i just have to wait for the other members to be announced #yg treasure box #ygtb #byounggon #choi hyunsuk #bang yedam #haruto #jungwhan #park jeongwoo #jeong woo #lee byounggon #hyunsuk #mashiho #yoon jaehyuk #mine

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pirate-patton · 7 years

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Title: Rambling Pairing: Moxiety A/N: this is my first time writing these characters ever, so please tell me how i did!

“…and did you know that Drifloon has one of the creepiest dex entries, like, listen, the thing takes kids away and just floats off with them. Of course, like, Phantumps are souls of kids that died lost in the woods. That’s pretty freaky, too…”

Patton had been listening to Virgil for over an hour at this point. Somehow, they’d gone from a simple “hey, kiddo, how’s it?” to a full one-sided Virgil conversation about scary stuff and whatever edgy-ness the anxious side could think of. And Patton was so happy.

Never before had any of them truly sat down and talked with Virgil, which Patton supposed was why he’d been hesitant to actual strike up a conversation that whole hour ago. His remark of “you don’t actually care how I’m doing, so why do you ask?” stung a bit, and that hurt had apparently been very present on Patton’s face.

“That is so untrue!” Patton insisted, stamping a foot. “Listening to you tell me about your day would be such an honor.”

“…Really?”

From there, Virgil slowly started to tell Patton about what Roman had said that irked him that morning, which somehow lead to him beginning the rambling spiral that started in music and apparently transitioned to Pokemon at one point. Patton simply took a seat across from Virgil and plopped his chin in his palms, attention (mostly) focused on what Virgil had to say. And, you know what? Virgil wasn’t squirming. He wasn’t trying to hide, turn anything into a horrible scenario…he was even keeping the self-deprecation down! Which was good, because Patton still was ready to fight him if needed. But, Virgil seemed…well, not anxious. He was so incredibly cute! Look at that precious smile! Listen to how passionate Virgil is!

“…seriously, like Gengar could literally just be a, like, shadow Clefable. That theory has some really convincing points. As far as theories go, though, you really don’t get much better than cryptids and proof around them. I guess they’re kinda like real-life pokemon, too, y’know? Could you even imagine a Mothma-“

Virgil suddenly stopped, and Patton pulled himself out of the smiling fog he’d drowned himself into. Something was off. Virgil started fiddling with his fingers and shifting in his seat, staring toward the door.

“I, um…”

“Verge, you alright? What happened?” Patton asked. He was kind of sad; the excitement Virgil had just been sharing with him was suddenly gone, and in its place was nervousness. “You were saying something about a Mothman pokemon?”

“…You were actually paying attention to all of that?” Virgil asked quietly. He barely made eye contact.

“Of course! Why wouldn’t I have been paying attention?!” Patton was offended that Virgil thought he wouldn’t!

Virgil blushed and hung his head, swiping at his nose. “I, uh, figured you’d just drown me out and just get tired of me…”

“How could I get tired of you? I was just happy to hear what you think about!”

“Really?” Virgil had a hard time believing that, and Patton wanted to fight him again. “I don’t exactly like the kind of stuff you’re interested in, doesn’t that get on your nerves?”

“Absolutely not!” Patton was ready to lunge across the table and tackle-hug this boy if he kept thinking so poorly of what he had to say. “I wanna hear more about Mothman as a pokemon! Would he be one of those flying types? Or maybe a bug type?”

Virgil took a moment, gaging look determining if Patton was genuine. However, you couldn’t argue with that excited look. The anxious side gave a snort of a laugh and shook his head. “I was thinking a dark type…but maybe a flying-dark type would make more sense. Curse his opponents before using Aerial Ace on them…” He grinned and dropped his head, which Patton thought was absolutely adorable.

“Wouldn’t that be nifty!”

“What is Count Darkula filling your sweet little head with, Patton?” came Roman’s voice from behind. Patton watched the switch flip in Virgil as his entire body tensed and his head stayed down to avoid eye contact.

“It’s nothing important,” Virgil grumbled, crossing his arms.

“Noooo!” Patton whined. “It’s such a neat idea, Verge!” Virgil kept quiet, rolling his eyes.

“…Well, if he has nothing else to add, Patton, would you want to help me bedazzle a dragon to shame him in front of his whole town?”

“As tempting as that sounds, Roman, I think I’d rather finish hearing Virgil’s sparkling ideas,” Patton said, leaning slightly across the table to be closer to the anxious side.

“As you…wish?” Roman walked off shaking his head, clearly not understanding.

“Sorry…” Virgil mumbled once Roman was gone. He dropped his crossed arms down on the table and rested his face in the center.

“Sorry? For what, kiddo?” Watching the immediate switch away from defensive to shy broke Patton’s heart, and he just couldn’t understand what was so wrong with his sweet and spicy precious boy.

“For making you give up an adventure-y thing like that…” Virgil said.

“You didn’t make me give up anything! I’m choosing to stay and talk to you!” Patton said. Just to reinforce that he wanted to be there, he settled back into his first position of his chin in his hands, attentive as possible. Virgil watched him for a moment, unsure. Patton was the first one that he’d opened up to, and for good reason. The moral side was the kindest to him, and always felt the need to include him. Patton was concerned for how he felt, and he never made Virgil do something he didn’t want to. He was practically perfect, save for the squealing. Nevertheless, Patton was the only side Virgil felt comfortable with. “Ooh!” Patton suddenly hopped up, and Virgil braced for him to just walk out and not come back. “You want a cookie?!” Patton asked, snatching the package off the counter.

“Cookie?” Virgil repeated. Patton presented one of the chocolate-chip wonders, a huge grin spread across his face.

“Come onnn, no one can resist a cookie!”

“I…guess?” Why was Patton so nice? Why hadn’t he left yet?

“Got any other ideas for those Cryptids as pokemon? What about Bigfoot?” Patton asked, shoving a cookie in his mouth a whole and trying to smother the look of regret on his face.

Virgil snickered and shook his head, shifting his seat. His heart thumped hard against his chest, and this time not from his own constant anxiety. It was a pleasant feeling that picked up speed when he met Patton’s eyes with his own. How had he never realized how much the other side genuinely cared for him? “W-well, you see, since Bigfoot is spotted in so many different places, it’s hard to type him…”

From then on, Patton became Virgil’s ramble-buddy, not that the others needed to know. On occasion Patton would get Virgil’s help with baking or cooking dinner just to hear the other side start in on whatever had peaked his interest. It was nice, and Virgil loved that he didn’t have to feel worried when with Patton. He could just talk and not feel defensive...now if he could keep his heart rate down when he looked at Patton, and figure out how to stop smiling, he’d be golden.

#moxiety #virgil sanders #patton sanders #sanders sides #sanders sides fanfiction

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thesinglesjukebox · 4 years

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INTERNATIONAL TEACHERS OF POP - THE BALLAD OF REMEDY NILSSON

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"International teachers of pop" as our new tagline next year y/y...???

Scott Mildenhall: Playfully arch, clinically seedy and determinedly verbose, "The Ballad of Remedy Nilsson" is in a deep Sheffield tradition that its creators have long played a part in -- former All Seeing I member Dean Honer's Britney royalties could well have bankrolled the whole thing. While the band say it's about vocalist Leonore Wheatley's disobedient cats, her apocryphal lyrics (and Gainsbourgy title) are given meaning by the intensity of their delivery. High and low she goes, like an Italo ghost, intermittently haunting and threatening, never quite admitting that she's just draped herself in an eye-holed white sheet. The delight seeps through; it's palpably the work of musicians whose appreciation of pop is both considered and visceral. [8]

Vikram Joseph: I googled Remedy Nilsson, assuming they were an obscure celebrity -- a silver medal-winning winter biathlon winner, perhaps, or a Swedish folk singer -- but it turns out they're a cat. There are fewer songs about cats than you might think -- John K Samson would be proud. Anyway, far from being twee, this is fever-pitch disco, somewhere between ABBA and Donna Summer, with entertainingly elliptical lyrics ("a sobering event, like the antibiotics I had on my birthday") and a spiralling synth line that threatens to overtake the song completely. [7]

Katherine St Asaph: A garish chromatic synth loop, kind of like something that'd play before a boss battle, slapped onto a twitchy "Popcorn"-ish beat and, later, a blatant bite of "Celebration" (I guess that's what they're teaching me internationally), then set loose to run rickety all over the place. Between the arrangement and the vocals -- verses alternating between an eager Elly Jackson-ish affect and spoken-word bits that get to sotto voice but not all the way to icy or cool -- it's janky in the best way, like Tieranniesaur or Slow Club sometimes. [8]

Iain Mew: Personal predecessors to this course are easy enough to come up with -- basic La Roux synths, vocals on the edge of Born This Way, associating the title with the rich DIY electropop of Little Boots. The closest comparison I can think of for its particular strengths is less in sound and more in feeling though, being CSS at their height, voraciously pulling in ideas and spitting them out faster still, cheeky but completely sincere. [8]

Alfred Soto: Beats and synth loops like they used to make 'em, which aren't enough anymore, but the vocal fervor combines with the simplicity of the chorus and spoken word for a delightful retro-nuevo frisson. [7]

Nortey Dowuona: A sloping up synth progression loops for 4 limbs, then a warping bass slips in and begins to strut, with flat spinning drums underneath. A flushed synth progression replaces it, then a soft, silvery voice cuts through the synth overgrowths, with a sharp, cool chant over the synth progression, replaced with the bass and drums as the vocalist sprinkles a sharp chant over a smooth bass transition with a new synth plug, repeating the chant until it stops dead, then jumps up again as the synths are squished together over the bass and drums until it evaporates in a whisper. [7]

Kayla Beardslee: Dooon't gooo wasting your emoootiooon, laaay all your pop onnn meee. Yeah, my standards for enjoyable synthpop may not be sky-high, but it's hard to prioritize the song's lack of a unique sound when it smacks you in the face with that ABBA-esque disco groove. [7]

Thomas Inskeep: This is what I imagine ABBA would (or should) sound like in 2019, and what I wish Robyn sounded like in 2019, too. Sparkly! [7]

Tim de Reuse: A pleasant if unadventurous synthpop palette, buoyed by the clinical specificity of the verses; putting lines about antibiotics and chipped teeth in such an upbeat wail is a gimmick, I think, but it's a good one. [6]

[Read, comment and vote on The Singles Jukebox]

#International Teachers of Pop #pop #music #music review #Amnesty Week

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