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#the three mochis are my other yosen ocs that sometimes show up in the story i was just lazy and didn't want to draw them doing acrobatics
xisanamii · 26 days
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clown nose honk it's time to start the greatest show
very brief drabble under the cut bc i don't know if i have the capability to write a full-length chapter about this no matter how hilarious the concept is
"Why does Masacoach get the coolest role?" Erika grumbled. "Teachers don't even have to participate in Volunteer Day."
"It is for the sake of the children that have requested the presence of a circus troupe," Liu Wei responded, poking his rubber bodysuit. "I believe, however, that the usage of this attire was not necessary." If one were to look closely, they could see the beginnings of a pout of his stoic visage. "I have muscles of my own..."
"You can't be half naked in public in Japan," Himuro stated.
"You can't be half naked, but you can wear booty shorts in public?" Erika arched an eyebrow.
"If it isn't your real ass," Himuro shrugged.
"Can we just start already?" Murasakibara grumbled. "I look stupid. This is stupid. Our school is stupid."
Masako merely shook her head at the group of complaining teens. "It's only for a day, and you all practiced your acts. You'll be fine."
"I didn't say we weren't fine, I just think it's unfair - ow!"
"Perhaps one day A-Xiang shall be learning the lesson of not responding with snark to our circusmaster."
"So, are we going to pretend that Erika-chan dressing like a seal isn't the weirdest thing about this Volunteer Day?"
Erika glared at Himuro. "Everyone else was gracious enough to ignore the obvious! You suck."
"Well-" Himuro waved his hand around helplessly. "I thought you were practicing riding a unicycle."
The manager looked away, clearly refusing to answer. Murasakibara and Liu Wei exchanged looks, wondering if they should blow the whistle. In the meantime, Masako tapped her shinai against her shoulder, sighing deeply. This was going to be a long day.
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