#the replacement is coming tomorrow or thursday ive named her twopiter

[artemisbarnowl]

"There is a history of blood between us, but i want us to mourn together and work for peace"

"I didn't kill her, but i did put her in a position to die easily"

both things i said at work today about a dead laminator.

#4pm the day before i went interstate the laminator EATS my a3 sheet and it gets completely eaten in the rollers #theres nothing sticking out to pull and the rollers are hot so nothing can be done until i leave #i leave it open with a note saying what happened and charge her care to someone else #the next day someone cuts one of the rollers trying to cut and remove the paper #this was the killing blow btw #anyway i win fail trophy for the week and we order a new laminator who arrived TODAY #her name is jupiter and i got to be the first to test her out #by attempting to laminate a certificate saying 'worlds best laminatorer' #the new laminator doesnt work #i call the manufacturer for advice and this is a brand new model so they are Concerned #they are sending us a replacement and would like the broken one back #the replacement is coming tomorrow or thursday ive named her twopiter