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b-ellyache · 6 months
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short ⠀ bios ⠀ | ⠀ like ⠀ or ⠀ reblog ⠀ if ⠀ you ⠀ use ⠀ or ⠀ save
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𝐚𝐧𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲 𝗂𝗌 𝗈𝗇𝖾 地獄 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖻𝗅𝖾𝗆
𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝓵𝗈𝗏𝖾 ♡’ 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝓯𝖾𝗅𝗍 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍
† 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝗂𝗉𝗌, 𝗆𝗒 𝗅𝗂𝗉𝗌, 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐬𝐞.
圇。 𝗆𝖺𝗒𝖻𝖾 𝓲 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝖻𝖾 𝔂𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌
𝗒𝗈𝗎’𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿 ⭒ 𝖨 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁
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mrfortunates · 26 days
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 ★ go ahead and cry little girl.  ‹/𝟹   𓈒  nobody does it like you do. ᶻᶻ
    ALTERNATIVES + MATCHING
 𐙚 go ahead and   cry little girl.  ⟢
 ˙⠀⠀˖ nobody does it  ⺀ like you do. ◡◡
  ﹒  ⮡  daddy issues by the neighborhood
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   you know where to find me 𓈒 ✰  ★ ⨟ and i know where to look
    ALTERNATIVES + MATCHING
 ⌕  you know where   ♪  to find me  ✧
  ꨄ ⏖ and i know   where to look  ꩜
  ﹒  ⮡  taking whats not yours by tv girl
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i0h613 · 13 days
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⭒ the neighbourhood ⭒ bios ⭒
꒰ ִ ֺ ⊹ you got me nervous to speak
– i just won't say anything at all...
﹕I've been confused as of late
watching my youth slip away . . . ✿︎
・₊✧ move to the city with me
I don't wanna be alone ‧₊˚
. . . 𝐈 know I'll fall in love with you, baby
and that's not what I wanna do ꒱ ♥︎
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sn6wy · 11 months
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∬ ﹑ ⛅️ started with a spark,
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∬ ﹑ ⚠️ now we’re on fire. ✿
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subbmissivesuccubus · 2 months
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Lumine's Harem (If Aether allows it) - Heizou
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Summary: There is a case of serial robberies that has the detective stumped but luckily, he has the twins to help. But when they manage to find an important clue, how far will they go to help the man solve the mystery? Disclaimer: This chapter contains incest, exhibitionism, public sex, filming/photography (with and without consent), blackmailing.
The new chapter of the series is up on my P&treon! The link is in my bio if you'd like to read it (and many other stories) and support me and my writing <3 here's a sneak peek!
Misaki double checked that the cookies was secure in the box, a smile on her face as she was quite proud of her baking skills. Closing her front door, she quickly started to skip over to her destination: the neighbour’s house. All day she was watching furniture and luggage be brought into the newly bought house and from what she gathered, a married couple had moved in. There was finally a pause in the moving to break for lunch and so she thought it would be nice to go over and say hello with a fresh batch of cookies.
Definitely not for any other reasons. And definitely not for some juicy gossip.
She rang the bell once she was by the front door, having weaved through boxes and furniture that was yet to be placed into the house.
A handsome young man opened the door, his looks taking away Misaki’s breath. With short layered black hair, his eyes a deep blue and a piercing on his left eyebrow, he was easily one of the more handsome men to live in the neighbourhood. But what stunned her the most were his arm tattoos. The sleeves of his Yukata were bunched up a bit, his body a bit sweaty from moving, and it showed off his various tattoos. Misaki could barely make out what was on him but it looked like a mix of different things. From words to art- his arms stunned her, having never met somebody with so many tattoos.
“Hello.” he said, breaking her out of his trance, “May I help you?”
“Oh! Excuse me-” Misaki said cheerfully, a bit embarrassed by her silence, “My name is Misaki. I’m your next-door neighbour! I saw you moving in and thought I'd come by and introduce myself.”
“How thoughtful of you.” the man said with a kind smile, “Just one second.” he turned around towards the house before calling out:
“Sweetheart! Come here for a second.”
A woman’s voice immediately responded: “Coming!”
The two of them waited as the sound of footsteps got closer, the third party quickly joining them. Misaki once again felt her lungs stop working as she came face to face with a beautiful young woman. With chocolate brown hair decorated with small flowers, plump pink lips and wide, adorable green eyes, all complimented by the pink and flowery kimono she was wearing- she looked like a walking angel. Her appearance and demeanour were the complete opposite of the mans and yet, they looked even more attractive next to each other. “This is my wife, Eri and you can call me Nathaniel.” the man introduced as the woman bowed, his hand gently placed on the small of her back, “Sweetie, this is our neighbour, Mrs.Misaki.”
“Oh, hello!” Eri responded, “It’s nice to meet you. Thank you for coming by.”
“Likewise.” Misaki responded, getting a hold of herself as she bowed as well. “Here, I've made you some sweets.” she said, handing over the box to Eri, “I’m quite good at baking if I do say so myself.”
“Thank you so much!” Eri said, gratefully accepting the box, “My husband and I have big sweet tooths. We’ll enjoy this a lot, I'm sure.”
“We don’t have many people in this neighbourhood who aren’t Inazuman locals. Are you perhaps from Mondstad?” Misaki asked, looking at Nathaniel.
“I am.” the man responded with a nod, “I moved to Inazuma once we got married.”
“Oh, how romantic! So, how long have you two been together?”
Eri giggled, gracefully covering her mouth with her sleeve, “I’m sorry, I'm afraid we’re still quite busy with setting up our home. But perhaps, once everything is finished, I can invite you over for some tea and we can get to know each other?”
“Oh? Oh! Yes, of course.” Misaki laughed, a bit embarrassed by her need for some gossip, “I’ll leave you two to it. If you need help with anything, I live right next to you so feel free to call me.”
“We’ll keep that in mind.” Eri smiled with a bow. With another goodbye, she gently closed the door, the sound of the lock latching audible to Misaki’s ears. She stood by their doorway for a second, blinking before she started to giggle.
She couldn’t wait to get to know them better and share all of the gossip!
On the other side of the door, the couple waited until they heard footsteps retreating from their front yard before they let out a sigh of relief, some of the stress leaving their body.
“...Do you think she bought it?” Eri- or rather- Lumine asked, looking over at her ‘husband’.
“I think that was good.” Nathaniel- or rather- Aether responded, giving his sister a nod.
Lumine let out a loud sigh, hand on her chest as she released her breath she didn’t realize she was holding. “It’s been a while since I’ve needed to act like this. I forgot how nerve wracking it is!”
“Don’t get cold feet now. We’re going to have to sell this for a while.” Aether reminded.
“I know, I know.” Lumine said, waving away his concern, “I’ll be alright. Just need to get used to it.”
Her brother gave her back a reassuring pat, “Come on. Let’s continue unpacking.”
“Sure.”
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boba-beom · 2 years
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❦ gradually falling for your best friend / personal trainer | kang taehyun
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pairing: taehyun x reader
genre: fluff, suggestive | headcanon
warning(s) & disclaimer: not proof-read, a little suggestive towards the end. I have like minimum knowledge about gym stuff and I don't really go in-depth about it anyway // this is obviously just for the sake of this headcanon and it is not me saying that this idol is only attracted to fit people because we all know taehyun loves and appreciates everyone regardless <3
wc: 805
note: yes this was all because taehyun spoke about clinching while giving a moa advice on weverse,, can you tell it's extremely spontaneous
taglist: @robin-obsessed (thought you would like to be notified<3) @wccycc @ericyjun @choiwrld @hotboyyeonjun @bb-eilish @bluejin0812 @ahnneyong @lizdevorak @luvsoobs (taglist is open but please put any indication of age in your bio, as I will not include the tags for certain posts)
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you’ve known each other for so long to the point you’re comfortable enough to talk to him about your biggest struggle and insecurity,, in this case, it’s your body and wanting a healthier lifestyle
you know he’s currently working as a gym instructor at your local gym, but after he listened to your rant he offered to be be of assistance as your personal trainer
he’d start easy with you, talking you through alternatives for food but also letting you know not to limit yourself and it’s okay to have cheat days
the fun starts when you workout together
the first few times would be on the treadmill, warming up and listening to music while you appreciate the lack of other people; he always knew the best times to be at the gym
when he introduces weightlifting to you, squatting with the bar, or deadlifts, even pushes you a little to attempt at benching, he’d be the one to spot for you.
genuinely hyped you up whenever it’s time to increase the weights
maybe a few instances when you’re squatting and he’s spotting for you and he’s right there behind you, you’re there blushing at how close he is to the point you can feel his breath fanning on the back of your neck
if you’re not using the treadmill at the gym he’s there at your door early in the morning
you see him in his black cap, tank top, and shorts, sometimes a small towel around his neck and a simple smile followed by a “you ready?”
you’re there jogging around the neighbourhood, sometimes he even takes you to jog by han river. when you need to rest for a few minutes you’re sat by the river bank, he’s there rubbing your back as he praises you for doing well and telling you to let him know if anything is too much
as time progresses, those morning jogs eventually progress to morning runs
drinking protein shakes or fruit smoothies in the morning before heading out to your usual places to lap around
sometimes when you pass by an empty park, he’s there running towards the monkey bars doing pull ups and you’re giggling at him and start counting how many he can do before he gives up
when you’ve had a good run by han river you both eventually burn out and decide to walk back to your place. when it gets too warm taehyun usually takes his shirt off and no matter how many times he’s been shirtless around you, your eyes can’t stop wandering along his broad shoulders and trailing to his sculpted chest and his toned stomach
he’s there chuckling at you. he finds it cute every time he catches you ogling his body, it gets you every time
and when he drops you home, he gives you a hug before he heads home himself. his biceps tense a little when he squeezes you in your hug, your arms over his broad shoulders and your chin by the crook of his neck. your hands slide from his shoulders, down his biceps and forearms before entangling your fingers with his. he knows you don’t want him to leave but he’ll still see you the next day
you know he’s always been into boxing, he even invites you to one of the boxing sessions to watch him in case you’ll find any interest in it,, in which you do and you practice together
he’d teach you the beginner’s 1-2 punches, how to dodge punches and other techniques that you weren’t aware of.
one boxing session he teaches you how to clinch and your heart flutters for a few seconds
it’s a bit like a hug but it’s the opponents’ way of getting you to stop throwing punches
and when he teaches you how to clinch, your mind doesn’t even take note on how sweaty the both of you are.
you’re both just breathing heavily against each other, him talking to you in a hushed tone and talking you through it
and once he calls it a day, you’re there blushing furiously, walking back to the seats where you left your bag and water bottle and take a drink.
he’d come over noticing your sweat dripping and you forgot your towel but he just so happens to have an extra in his bag
instead of passing it to you, he’d be there standing in front of you, wiping your forehead, down and the back of your neck until he lays a kiss on your forehead with a “I’m so proud of you.”
you’d smile at him, it'd be your cue to tell him “I think I really like you.”
and he’d mirror your smile with a, “I really like you too.”
he always did, it’s just a bonus that you’ve gradually started to enjoy his hobby too. finally having a partner workout with
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magic-aggy · 1 year
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old oc, new art. her name is Lucky Clover, she's 35 and a trans lesbian. bio under the read more.
she used to be a showgirl/roulette dealer in Las Pegasus. fired for flirting TOO MUCH with hot older mares on the job.
now lives in ponyville, says shes a gardener and she technically is and has the skills, but she really just happily lives off Equestria's Universal Basic Income, and shoplifts anything she cant afford. she also grows a lot of weed which she deals when she can be bothered.
Her Grandma was a changeling, so she has a bit of changeling magic, hence her weird horn. all she can do is basic short term charms, aka a much weaker version of what chrysalis did to shining armor. she uses this to get away with shoplifting and get what she wants without facing consequences.
loves loves loves being fat, 35, and sleeping around. divorced, lesbian, only into moms, particularly fat mares like her. visits sucarcube corner daily to hit on Mrs Cake, regardless of whether her husband is present or not. Mrs Cake is soft on her about it bc she enjoys the attention.
she doesnt ever steal from Mrs Cake bc in her head she thinks she's the One and she doesnt want to upset her.
compulsive braggart and blowhard. knows card tricks but isnt into it as much anymore. thinks trixie is weaksauce. knows trixies dad but doesnt know that the two are related. hates trixies dad. trixie would appreciate this bc she also hates her dad.
recently her younger brother Bug Brain (15, he/they/it), moved to live with her in ponyville because he got expelled from his school in manehattan for using charm and illusion magic to make the school mascot while in the mascot costume, think the mascot costume was on fire. ill draw him next and make a whole post about it. he's enrolled in twilights school of friendship bc nowhere else would take him after all the bullshit he pulled.
they bicker a lot, but they make it work. she does genuinely want to help her brother and be a good older sister, but its hard. shes not really prepared for it, her grandma thrust it on both of them. (parents are dead, Clover and Bug were both raised by their Grandma, who's been living in manehattan for most of her life, after her hive set up in an abandoned train station underground.)
they live in the changeling neighbourhood in ponyville, next door to Roseluck, Lily, and Daisy (Roseluck is a changeling). After Chrysalis' hive became independent and queenless all the smaller secretive hives in pony towns and cities gradually started to reveal themselves and make contact. turns out ponyville has had a comfortably and benevolently integrated changeling community for over 50 years.
anyway, shes important to me. shes insecure and loud and brash and so incredibly overconfident and never afraid to stand up for herself, even when shes wrong. ESPECIALLY when shes in the wrong. but she's trying as hard as she can to be a good mentor for her emo 15yr old baby brother. and also trying as hard as she can to get with Mrs Cake.
its working. Mrs Cake just borrowed a book on polyamory from ponyville library.
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cassius-banks · 4 months
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welcome to aurora bay, [CASSIUS BANKS]! i couldn’t help but notice you look an awful lot like [MICHAEL B. JORDAN]. you must be the [THIRTY FIVE] year old [OWNER OF THE GOLDEN HOUR LOUNGE]. word is you’re [DIRECT] but can also be a bit [BRAZEN] and your favorite song is [GOOSEBUMPS BY TRAVIS SCOTT]. i also heard you’ll be staying in [OCEAN CREST APARTMENTS]. i’m sure you’ll love it!
BASICS.
NAME: cassius akia banks.
BIRTHDAY: december 3rd.
GENDER + PRONOUNS: cis-male, he/him.
TIME LIVED IN TOWN: four years. 
OCCUPATION: owner of the golden hour lounge.
FAMILY: denzel banks (father), serena taylor (mother), tyra taylor (half-sibling, younger), colby foxx (son, has no relationship with).
POSITIVE TRAITS: direct, bold, confident.
NEGATIVE TRAITS: brazen, harsh, arrogant.
NEIGHBOURHOOD: officially ocean crest apartments, but honestly? wherever he wakes up.
FC: michael b. jordan.
PART OF: @aurorabayaesthetic.
BABY BIO.
tw. DUI / drug mentions / child abandonment / car accident + injury / prison / pregnancy / break-up.  
born in queens, new york to a mother who, at barely turned seventeen, thought she was too young to want him and a father who would have been a deadbeat if it wasn't for an overbearing mother of his own.
denzel banks was forced to step up, serena taylor got to run into the sunset — and cassius wasn't to see her again until many years later.
growing up with his father wasn't much different to growing up without his mother. it was his grandmother who showed interest in him, denzel was too busy living out his late teens and early 20s getting into the kind of trouble that kept cassus' grandmother up at night.
by nine years old his father was on his second stint of jail-time, the first time was punishment for a second DUI, second a harsher charge for drug related offences. denzel swears it wasn't him, that his so-called friends had drawn him the short straw and stabbed him in the back.
by thirteen his father a free man once more, and now at thirty-one years old denzel finally wanted something to do with his son. promising to turn things around. he got a job, saved up, got them a tiny two bed apartment.
cassius was never great academically but what he lacked in academic success he made up for in sporting ability.
he was fifteen when his mother turned up at his football game. he was showing promise, and if he was going to be recruited into college football she wanted a front seat.
little did she know cassius had also found out what skirt chasing meant, and, much to the dismay of denzel seeing his son turn down a road that felt all too similar to his own, cass spent any time he wasn't on the football field hanging out with his heathen friends.
serena left again, but not before telling him she was sorry that she didn't want him and how she was married now, with another child - a daughter named tyra.
a failed drugs test ended his dreams of college football, which only pushed him further into his group of friends, at seventeen he truly was following in the footsteps of denzel, he was either high, drunk, or fucking around with the latest person that had caught his eye.
graduating high school by the skin of his teeth, the threat of being kicked out sent him to his best friends couch. though, he didn't spend many nights there. he had dates on rotation.
the next few years seemed like a blur, barely speaking to his father or grandmother, he skipped from job to job, delivery guy, cashier, bartender.
at twenty-six he met his ex-girlfriend, dating for three years before she excitedly announced she was pregnant thinking he'd propose. he broke up with her and had tinder re-downloading before he'd even finished packing a bag to leave. he's seen her twice since — returning once for court appointed paternity and child maintenance rulings, and the second time he accidentally run into her (and colby) whilst visiting his grandmother. (he didn't quite skip town as much as he skipped neighbourhoods, moving in with a friend from brooklyn).
at twenty-eight, with nothing to truly keep them in NY he and his buddy decided to travel across america, they did it as cheaply as possible and worked odd jobs across the way.
it was near the end of their travelling that they ended up in aurora bay. cass' got a job as a bartender and when his friend decided it was time to move back to NY cassius decided to stay in aurora bay.
finding a roommate and settling in was fairly easy, working jobs was easy, he was happy living a simple life. hadn't amounted to much, but he suspected that had always been on the cards for him.
that changed when one evening on his way home he got knocked down by a car running a red light. turned out to be a doordash delivery driver, and twelve months of litigation later he'd sued them out of half a million dollars. — you wouldn't think being run over by a car would be considered a perk, but for cassius it sure was. aside from the TBI & months of rehab for his various injuries.
he used that money to put a downpayment on golden hour lounge, a place he'd once worked at that had recently gone up for sale. money spent on that didn't leave him with enough cash to move out of ocean crest, much to his dismay.
it's only been a couple of months since he took over the ownership and he has no real idea of what he's doing, but theres enough money coming in to keep his head above water, and for now, thats enough for him.
FACTS.
has a five year old son called colby that he's met twice, what he knows of him is via stalking his ex' instagram.
head injury from his accident left him colourblind, it also changed his personality somewhat. prior to it, he was a gentle flirt with fear of any responsibility, yet harmless. now he's somewhat brutal, happy to speak his mind without filter. will tell you you're a fuck up (which, coming from him sure is something), it's left him semi-quick to anger and he attempts to placate that with running & high energy workouts.
drinks a lot less than he did pre-accident (he’s not sober & will happily have a drink / go out with his friends / drink with a date, but he’s not binging for the sake of it, won’t drink every night he’s at the lounge). took up smoking though & stopped partaking in illegal substances (for the most part, what was a regular occurrence is now a ‘special occasions’).
has no idea what he's doing half the time, lives on vibes alone.
is truly trying to get his shit together and grow up. owning the lounge is step one.
has ghosted more people than he can count, does not do well with responsibility.
has actually been hit by a car twice (the first was some girl named fiona trying to park in ocean crest), he's hoping a third doesn't happen and lives every day just a little further from the edge of the sidewalk.
used to change jobs like t-shirts.
CONNECTIONS.
bully of @lunarakuzgun.
employer of @joey-madani & @cavenshh ( + she's testing his ability to keep saying no to those short skirts).
once employee of @santiagodeleons, @pcrdita (+ gym bro) & @borawinters.
once got tapped by @fionaosmvn's car outside ocean crest, @mackmontgomery was her passenger.
@cricketcampbell thinks it was her doordash that got him run over.
friend of / once upon a time hook-up of @ponderosus.
friend of @maxxyrobinson, @charlcyboy.
appreciates @annthcmpscn.
friend of @atticus-cortes / atticus was first on the scene after cassius' accident.
pain in @delilahcarreno's ass.
roommate of @sebitorres.
WANTED CONNECTIONS.
(brief because they’re just suggestions & i’m certainly open to anything not here!!)
his half-sister, or any other siblings.
his ex-girlfriend from queens / mother of his child. **heavy plotting / will probably look at filling this once he’s more established here. but we can discuss!
someone he dated in aurora bay that he actually really liked, but they broke up for w/e reason (could be his accident / personality change - he handles it better now, but right after he was v quick to anger & those frustrations would have been difficult to deal with). **requires plotting
unlikely friend(s) that helped him go around daily life after his accident, took him to appointments / physio / sat up with him at 3am when he woke up in a cold sweat / this person (or people) have seen him at his worst which for cass’ is embarrassing, but he also knew he needed the help.
roommate(s), he spent literally every penny he had on the downpayment on the lounge.
former bosses, cassius worked various jobs in aurora bay (bar work, cashier, waiting tables) before buying the lounge.
someone whose happy to test out his cocktail creations. some are just the normal dirty martini, others are his own creations. he’s working on the cocktail menu, but had to learn the basics from youtube.
former co-workers, cass has tried his hand at many jobs in the past and none of them have really stuck.
PLATONIC / FRIENDLY.
besties (he's intolerable except on odd occasions) / ride or die / sibling like friends / unlikely friends / new friends / friends from NY / workout friends / neighbours.  
ROMANTIC.
blind date / one night stand(s) / flirtationship / tinder matches / fwbs / we dated but it didn't quite work out (was probably dating four of y'all at once).
NEGATIVE.
former friends / frenemies / enemies / fake friends / people chasing him down because he ghosted them / people he probably owes money to.
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emptymasks · 11 months
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I finally thought of a name and picked the final design from many different colour schemes. I wanted to then redraw him from the initial art I did, so he had an actual dynamic pose, but it’s taken 3 months to finish this and I don’t have the energy to draw him again right now. But hey! I made a Welcome Home oc. The text from the image will be posted under the ‘read more’ if it’s hard to read in the image. I’m so happy this is finally done. Hope you guys like him! Of course credit to the background art goes to clown-illustrations, taken from the official Welcome Home website.
[ID: An image recreating the character profile pages from the Welcome Home website. The neighbourhood map is faintly in the background, with the character bio text on the right. On the left is a drawing of a tall humanoid vampire, with blue skin and a darker blue nose, very dark blue hair with rolls at the side like Mozart’s hair, and a pony tail, pointed ears, a white long-sleeved shirt, dark blue trousers, red pointed shoes, a red waistcoat with pink polka dots, a red ribbon with a blue charm in the style of Bela Lugosi’s Dracula’s pendant, a blue bowtie with light blue polka dots, and a pink cape that has a high vampire collar with rainbow stripes on the inside of the collar.]
[Image text transcription] Vlad: “Though his monstrous appearance worries the others at first, Vlad is a shy, gentle vampire who enjoys spending his time reading and telling stories to the other neighbours. He could stay up all night reading stories to help the others sleep, as he doesn’t need sleep himself.”
Although introduced during Welcome Home’s second Halloween special, the puppet for Vlad first appeared on the previous Halloween special as a nameless vampire girl. The puppet then seemed to have been redressed and brought back as the male vampire Vlad Valentine.
Throughout the second Halloween special, Vlad tries to approach the neighbours to introduce himself, but they all run off scared of him. By the end of the episode, they realise Vlad doesn’t mean to be scary, as Wally makes an effort to befriend him and teach the others that they shouldn’t judge others by their looks. At the end of the episode Vlad reads a bedtime story to the audience, and from that on he becomes a semi-recurring character who reads a short bedtime story before the credits roll at the end of episodes.
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rotpetals · 1 year
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          INTRODUCING THE DOUBLY DEVIOUS DORSETS!
when they were still entirely too young to be doing so, jamie and bonnie travelled around london performing tricks. he’d pull a paper flower out of her head. she’d pull a ball of yarn out of his. they did handstands in leicester square. fistfuls of painted rocks tumbled out of jamie’s pockets, and bonnie’s dress fell up over her head to reveal a pair of velvet shorts. they laughed at each other upside down. sometimes a passerby would toss a coin at them and they’d wish something unspeakable on the queen’s head.
⁰¹. SHARED BIO UNDER CUT. ⁰². JAMIE. ⁰³. BONNIE. ⁰⁴. PLAYLIST.
the dorsets are a cat burglar duo, notorious for their prowess and ability to avoid consequence. they stepped into london’s underbelly when they were only eleven years old: sneaking into windows for older, hardened criminals they knew from their neighbourhood. apparently, jamie and bonnie were in juvenile hall for half a year when they were twelve ––– but if this is true, the records have been expunged or conveniently lost to time. these days, they work primarily for themselves. the twins don’t hold any manner of regular occupation; whenever it suits them (which is to say often), they take to the streets as performers. the truth is, they don’t need to work to support themselves. their lives are cushioned by a bottomless trust fund, courtesy of their estranged father. the dorsets, however, choose to make their own money ––– either by stealing high-value items and selling them off to a network of fences, or by taking on heist jobs from others. they’re loosely affiliated with a number of criminal organizations, coming and going from their ranks as they see fit. they pride themselves in their ability to steal seemingly anything without detection, and have garnered quite the reputation.
jamie and bonnie are trained acrobats. they spent the majority of their youth involved in gymnastics, theatre, and dance. they performed competitively for some time during their early teens, taking the stage as a mixed pair in the acrobatic gymnastics division ––– as well as individually in the tumbling division. the twins are unruly, however, and averse to stringent routine and the imposition of authority. they dropped out of competitive gymnastics when they were sixteen and never looked back. in their career as burglars, they capitalize on their skills to break in and out of places sans detection. they are often contracted to steal from upper-storey apartments and penthouses. they manoeuvre through buildings and security systems by relying on one another completely, and neither could ever work without the other.
the twins grew up in the east london borough of tower hamlets and speak with garishly thick cockney accents. despite their relative wealth and fortune, they consider themselves a part of the working class. they are blind to ––– or at least unwilling to admit ––– their privilege, and posses a victim mentality. they claim to have grown up in poverty, and exhibit some level of internalized classism towards the conditions of east london.
mary dorset watched the twins set the dinner table. it was like sitting in the front row of a choreographed performance. wherever they were, they were always able to act in an oddly harmonious way. they set the table quickly, and at no point did either of them reach for the same utensil or the same dish. indeed, no matter what they did, they managed to do it without ever bumping into each other.
the dorsets are the children of conrad whitacre ––– a financial investor and industry mogul stemming from old, generational wealth. they have older half-siblings, james (“jaime”) and bonny, who their spiteful mother named them after. the products of an affair, the dorsets did not grow up with their father in the picture. their mother, mary dorset, told them about him, and they have always known who their father is. when they were still quite young, mary would take them to the big, fancy gate that blocked off the whitacre estate. together, the three of them threw eggs at the iron bars and whooped and hollered loudly whenever one landed. the whitacre family know about the dorsets, largely due to mary’s relentless nuisance acts. she spent many years getting conrad’s attention, unwilling to let him shirk his obligations as a parent. while he never accepted his responsibility as a father, he did eventually concede to being a provider.
both jamie and bonnie have substantial trust funds to their names. these funds, entrusted to mary when the twins were still quite young, have always been used to support their peculiar lifestyles. the dorsets focus their lives on performance arts because they can. they have the luxury of pursuing their interests and refusing to do anything they don’t want to do. every few months, conrad adds money ––– all without ever exchanging a word with his youngest children. the first time they met him was when they were twelve and (maybe or maybe not) serving a juvenile sentence for burglary. at this point, their father, as influential as he was rich, began cleaning up after their messes. probably it‘s because mary dorset threatened to expose his infidelity scandal and ruin his reputation ––– but neither parent ever admitted as much, and the twins don’t care to ask. years later and they continue to abuse the privilege of having a proverbial janitor for a father. on the rare occasion that they get themselves into hot water, conrad whitacre always manages to sweep the problem under the rug.
the dorsets were liars by nature. their lies sounded so pretty, however, that people wanted desperately to believe they were true. bonnie told everyone that the world's greatest juggler taught her the rules of science and the natural universe. jamie told anyone who would listen that the most amazing escape artist taught him how to tie his shoes. they claimed their best friend was a white cat that walked on a tightrope. to those around them, their life seemed to be the most marvellous circus, both on and off the stage.
ARC I [MAIN]. the dorset burglar duo wreaks havoc on the (london) upper class, stealing their most prized possessions and turning a profit. they’ve got their fingers in a great many criminal enterprises. they spend their leisure time as street performers. AGES 18-29 (defaults to 24).
ARC II. conrad whitacre dies due to underlying health problems; the trust funds stop accruing bimonthly deposits, and the twins lose their pseudo legal immunity. when they’re caught out during a particularly overzealous heist, jamie takes the fall for both of them. he is forced to turn the contents of his trust fund over as restitution and is sentenced to house arrest. bonnie sets aside her criminal career and opens a (free) school for the performing arts. AGES: 30-33.
ARC III. jamie completes his sentence, loses all of his money, and gains a criminal record. using the rest of bonnie’s trust fund, the twins establish an extravagant travelling circus. they use the props to conceal and traffic large volumes of drugs across the country. the dorsets, once well-established thieves, become the heads of their own criminal organization ––– while also putting on grandiose performance shows. AGES: 34-onwards.
DEVELOPMENT POSTS. the naming of dorsets, tba, tba, tba.
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Darrien Clarke | 52 | Werewolf Vampire | High School Teacher
Pronouns: he/him Gender: Cismale Time in Lunar Cove: 25 years Clan Position: Member Current Neighbourhood: Echo Acres
Bio under cut (the short version - tw: mention of car crash) (long version here)
Born in Erie, Pensylvania
Attended Yale and double majored in English and Chemistry
Was bitten by a werewolf and turned when he was 25
Tried to research what was happening to him but the library books didn't have much info
Finally found a comment on a forum online that mentioned Lunar Cove
Moved to Lunar Cove several months later and joined the pack
Met his ex-wife a year later and they had a baby girl together
Ex-wife and daughter moved away seven years later
Darrien still visits them for every holiday and as many special events as he can
Was driving home after Christmas 2022 and got into a car accident
When he woke up, he had been changed into a vampire
He's been trying to figure out what he's supposed to do with his life ever since
Wanted Connections
Previous pack members: Darrien has been part of the Lunar Cove pack for as long as he's been in town. Even though he isn't part of the pack anymore, he would still have built up those connections
New vampire friends: Darrien has been a vampire for a grand total of 2 months and definitely needs some people to show him the ropes or those who try to lead him down the wrong path
Workout buddies: maybe they always end up at the gym at the same time? Or end up going for a run along the same path? "on your left" friendly competition?
Past partners/one night stands: Darrien has been split from his wife for several years now - I don't think he'd ever look for something serious but a flirtationship or friends with benefits are definitely viable.
Vampire who turned him: Darrien got into a car accident after Christmas and a vampire turned him - either to save his life or due to a grudge or because they just felt like it
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the neighbour guy (pt. 1)
Let me tell you a little story about this special guy that I met five months ago. 
So, I basically did something younger me would never consider doing which was play with dating apps. I was going through a pretty rough breakup and was pretty down ever since. Until my friends jokingly suggested for me to download b****e and me being the risk-taker that I am, I took that opportunity.
To be completely honest, playing dating apps sure does boost up your ego and confidence hehe... Anyways, after a couple of swipes and conversations with very friendly guys, I came across a guy named Sam with a cute bio mentioning his pro’s and con’s and with one of his con’s being, “makes deez nutz jokes” and I kid you not, I burst out laughing and thought to myself, “this guy has a funny humour, I’m sure we’ll get along very well” 
After having a lovely conversation with him, we both realised that we lived in the same neighbourhood and of course we immediately planned a meet up since we’ve been neighbours ever since we were kids. The funny thing is, as a kid i used to drive by his house a lot with my grandma. Who would’ve thought I would match with my neighbour huh?
Fast-forward to a few weeks later, I thought to myself, “let’s see if in the first three weeks of getting to know each other, he ghosts me not long after.” And of course I waited to see if I was right or not but as you saw from the first sentence of this post, we never stopped talking & texting ever since. 
To answer your question, no we are not in a relationship. It’s pretty complicated to be honest, the reason why we are not at that stage is because he’s leaving to go to Germany soon and he wasn’t sure if he could handle a ldr so we both agreed to let things flow and see how it goes in the end. Deep down inside my heart I always expect things to happen but I reminded myself to not be selfish and to respect his wishes. 
You guys should know that we basically do couple activities, crazy right? I won’t get into details but you get the idea of what we do right? Better be wholesome activities that you’re thinking of! But you know what, despite not being in a relationship with him, no one has ever healed me from my trust issues until he came into my life. 
A little back story to my past love experiences, I’ve been cheated on, lied to, manipulated, and so much more, by multiple guys. No one knows the deepest and darkest parts of my relationships and it sucks since no one could understand the immense pain that I went through. The trust issues got so toxic that it started to effect everyone around me. It affected my relationship (with my recent ex) and my friendships. I genuinely thought I could never trust anyone anymore but Sam... He’s different.
God, Sam has made me realised that what I was asking for in the past wasn’t considered as “asking for too much.” He has seen my at my best and at my absolute worst, but despite me being a very annoying and short-tempered girl friend, he stayed. He loved me for my flaws and I love him for his. Back then I was the type to wanna know what they’re doing 24/7 because I had a feeling something suspicious was happening behind my back that I didn’t know about, but with Sam, I could literally let him go out the whole day and tell him to just text me when he wakes up and when he sleeps. I’ve done that and (yeah after 1 or two overthinking sessions with my best friend) I felt comfortable the whole time. 
I guess the thought of him being happy makes me happy too. One of the things that I love about him is when he stayed over at his friend’s house and he texted me every time he’s about to drink or play a drinking game. I don’t know, it’s a pretty stupid thing to love but to me, the fact that I told him he didn’t need to text me the whole day but still did anyway, was sweet. 
Sam is also a very loyal person, despite us not having any status, when he goes out and there are girls around he sits far from them, even though I didn’t tell him to do that. He is such a loving guy, so sweet and gentle. When I held back tears in front of him (after being rejected by one of my dream uni) he immediately pulled my body to his and hugged me tight while rubbing my back. When I panic, he would always distract me by making me laugh and it always works! When I’ve been upset/angry at him, he would all of a sudden send boba’s or my favourite food to my house, both hand-delivered and ordered online. When we go out, he would take my hand and hold it for the rest of the day. When we are on his motorcycle, he would always ask, “why aren’t you hugging me?” and when I laugh and hug him I could feel his smile through his helmet. 
When we have a conversation, we would always look into each other’s eyes while we talk (it’s respectful that way ofc). When I have trouble sleeping and if he’s still awake, he likes singing me to sleep. When I trash talk about something, he would give the same energy and reaction back (which I love so much). He likes to joke around with my mom and when a guy interacts with my family especially my mom, it means so much to me. When he’s on his way back from somewhere, he often likes to come over for a bit before going back home. He would update me whenever there’s an upcoming event. And so much more to be honest, I could list them all up but it would be a longggggggggg list.
As much as you probably enjoyed the wholesome stuff, I have some upsetting news. Unfortunately, in about a month, he is officially leaving for Germany. I really hope Sam could still stay in my life even when he’s away. He’s the only guy so far who has made me feel safe and comfortable 100%. He successfully healed my trust issues from the past and Sam, if you’re somehow reading this, I want to thank you for everything you’ve done. You will always have a place in my heart and I love you so so much. 
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By putting essential information about your dog in its Instagram bio, you provide the visitors with a brief overview of your dog and its qualities. For one thing, you can include your dog’s age, breed, gender, weight, and whatever unique quality it may have in a one-sentence bio. What’s more, mentioning your dog’s likes and dislikes, its hobbies, and any distinguishing feature can gain even more attraction. It is highly recommended, though, not to overexplain details and to add emojis to your explanations so that the visitors feel compelled to follow your dog’s Instagram page. This article attempts to provide you with some ideas as to how to craft your dog’s Instagram bio. Stay tuned for more insights. Quoting from the swankypaws website, what should we include in the Instagram bio of a dog? Finally it’s time to edit the bio itself. You only have 150 captions so make it count! Whatever it is that makes your dog special, funny, sad, etc this is the place to let your visitors know.  If they fart put it in.  If they love to bark all night waking up the neighbourhood put it in. If they never listen to you at the park and you spend hours chasing them to come home definitely put it in! Stats say you have about 5 seconds max to convince the new visitor to make a decision to follow you. If your bio is boring and too much like what every one else is you wont get the follow. Symbol for Instagram bio for a dog You can use these dog-related symbols in your Instagram bio to distinguish and personalize it. ૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა ૮ • ﻌ – ა ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა ./づ~ 🦴 ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა ૮ ◕ ﻌ ◕ა 🐾૮ ᴖﻌᴖა ૮ – ﻌ–ა ૮₍˶• . • ⑅₎ა 🐶≽ܫ≼ ฅ՞•ﻌ•՞ฅ ᐡ•̄ ·̫ •̄ᐡ 🐶 ❤️💕 ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა💕 ꒰ᐢ⸝⸝•༝•⸝⸝ᐢ꒱⸒⸒ ⊂₍ •ᴥ• ₎っ ˗ˏˋฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅˎˊ˗ ⋆˙ ૮• – •ა ૮₍•᷄ ࡇ •᷅₎ა ໒(•ཅ•)ʋ U( ^ﻌ^ )U υ´• ﻌ •`υ ૮₍ ´˶• ᴥ •˶` ₎ა ૮ ⚆ﻌ⚆ა ♡ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ♡ (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) ૮ ˆﻌˆ ა ᕦʕ •ᴥ•ʔᕤ Cute dog bio for Instagram Life is better with a wagging tail by my side. Embracing the art of paws and play. Exploring the world with our loyal companions. Happiness is a wet nose and a wagging tail. Chasing adventures, one tail wag per post. Unleashing the cuteness factor on your feed. Puppies and cuddles make for a perfect day. “Home is where the heart (and the dog) is.” Dog kisses fix everything. Fetching good times since [Year of Establishment]. Your daily dose of canine charm. Woofing our way into your hearts. Sniffing out life’s treasures. On a mission to make you smile. Doggy delights, no worries in sight. Fluffy love knows no bounds. Life is short, so yeah, I spoil my dog. Chasing dreams, balls, and sunsets. The only one I’ll let take up more than half the bed. Where wagging tails meet a world of fun. Adventure calls, and we answer! Picture-perfect pup moments every day. Living life to the fullest—fur real! There’s magic in every woof. Spreading love and joy, one post at a time. Bringing sunshine to your feed. The leash to your heart belongs to us. Powered by love, treats, and tail wags. Your daily dose of pawsitivity. Raising the woof on happiness. Life is brighter with our furry sidekick. Tails are wagging, hearts are melting. A life full of belly rubs and joy. Memories made with our four-legged bestie. We bring you happiness with every post. Making the world better, one paw print at a time. Wagging tails, less barking. All about paws, love, and cuddles. Where dog hair is our kind of glitter. Showcasing cuteness, every single day. Capturing life through a dog’s eyes. Laughter, adventures, and some mischief. Cherishing adventures and puppy love. Born to be wild, and oh-so cuddly. A journey with our four-legged soulmate. Dogs: the ultimate adventure companions. Love takes on a furry form here. Embracing the mess, the love, and muddy paws. Four paws, two ears, and endless love. Stylish & attitude Instagram Bio For Dog page 🐾 The Canine Chronicles 🐾 █║🐶│█│🐾│🐾█║ 🟠 🎂 Woofday: [Dog’s Birthdate] 🎂 🟢 🏆 Fetching Adventures 🏞️
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In our case, you can use hashtags like #dogs, #puppies, or breed-specific hashtags to name a few. Interact with the Dog Community: Expand your social circle by liking, commenting, and following other dog accounts to connect with them more. Consistency is Key: Try to update your dog’s Instagram account on a regular basis because a consistent approach with quality information is key to keeping your followers interested and always asking for more. Tell Your Dog’s Story: Try to engage your followers with the unique story of your dog by sharing its quirky habits and daily quests. Engage with Your Followers: Forming an active relationship with your interlocuters establishes an unswerving bond between you and them. You could do so through seemingly simple gestures, like responding to comments and messages from your followers. Collaborate and Tag Brands: When your dog turns into a popular character online, new doors open to you about marketing with pet-related brands attempting to approach you. Keep a close eye on such opportunities and try to tag those brands just in case. Be Respectful and Safe: Even though it’s hard to keep everyone satisfied, you should always consider people’s different preferences so that you have the support of the multitude. Also, for the sake of safety, try to avoid sharing personal information or your location. Have Fun: Another key factor in this entire process is the fun and enjoyment of it, which demonstrates itself through the love and joy you have for your dog and share with others. Rome wasn’t built in a day! So be patient with the process because it naturally takes some time for your account to be known and absorb followers. FAQs What should I put in my dog’s insta bio? –🐾 [Dog’s Name] 🎂 Born [Birthdate] 🏡 [Location] 🌟 Adventurous Pup | 🍖 Treat Lover 🏆 Fetch Champion | 🚗 Car Ride Enthusiast 📸 Tag #AdventuresWith[YourDog’sName] 😴 Living my best doggy life! #DogsofInstagram | #[YourDog’sName] What do you write in a dog bio? –In a dog bio, you can include various elements to showcase your dog’s personality, interests, and engage followers.
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Neutralised Bios: Russ (1994)
Mortimer & Co's Errand Boy Russel 'Russ' Warszawski
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Mr Mortimer's errand boy and Winslow's younger brother Russel 'Russ' Warszawski.
"'Slow, bro, gimme a ride."
Name
Full Legal Name: Russel Montana Warszawski
First Name: Russel
Meaning: Variant of 'Russell', from an English surname, of Norman origin, meaning 'Little red one'.
Pronunciation: RUS-el
Origin: English
Middle Name: Montana
Meaning: From the name of the American state, which is derived from Latin 'Montanus' 'Mountainous'
Pronunciation: mawn-TAN-a
Origin: English
Surname: Warszawski
Meaning: Place name for someone from the Polish city of Warsaw, itself derived from the given name 'Warsz', a short form of 'Warcisław', the Polish form of 'Vratislav', derived from the Slavic elements 'Vratiti' 'To return' and 'Slava' 'Glory'.
Pronunciation: var-SHAF-skyee
Origin: Polish, Jewish
Titles: Mr
Goes By: Russ
Characteristics
Age: 28
Gender: Male. He/Him Pronouns
Race: Human
Nationality: American Citizen. Born in America
Ethnicity: White (Ashkenazi Jewish)
Birth Date: 9th September 1966
Sexuality: Straight
Religion: Jewish
Native Language: English
Known Languages: English, Polish, Hebrew
Relationship Status: Single
Astrological Sign: Virgo
Played By: Adam Sandler
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Appearance
Height: 5'9" / 177 cm
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Black
Hair Dye: None
Body Hair: Hairy
Facial Hair: Clean Shaven / Stubble
Tattoos: (As of Jan 1994) 8 (All designs undecipherable, 2 on his right leg, 3 on his left leg, 1 on his left arm, 2 on his right arm)
Piercings: Ear Lobes (Both), Navel
Scars: None
Health and Fitness
Allergies: None
Alcoholic, Smoker, Drug User: Social Drinker
Illnesses/Disorders: Possible ADHD
Medications: None
Any Specific Diet: None
Relationships
Affiliated Groups: Mortimer & Co. Mortuary Services (Employee)
Friends: King, Vic, Winslow, Xavier
Significant Other: None
Parents: Tatton Warszawski (64, Father), Abilene Warszawski (65, Mother, Née Zima)
Parents-In-Law: None
Siblings: Winslow Warszawski (34, Brother)
Siblings-In-Law: None
Nieces & Nephews: None
Children: None
Extras
Level of Education: G.E.D, College Drop-Out
Occupation: Intern/Errand Boy
Employer: Mortimer & Co. Mortuary Services
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The range of an electric car when its battery is fully charged. Should one use care in the presence of potential risks? In hotter climates, a mobile device's battery life may suffer. Could its full strength ever be recovered by the most effective strategy? We'll go into more depth about a few such situations in the paragraphs that follow.
Body: Because they power the ignition and other electrical systems, batteries are crucial for cars. To guarantee that it continues to operate at its peak efficiency, this energy storage device has to be inspected and maintained on a regular basis.
Every four to five years, the majority of automobile batteries need to be replaced.
Your light truck battery may last four or five years if you travel often but don't do many far-reaching journeys. Light Truck Batteries that are intended to swap out the ones that came with earlier cars don't hold their charge as well as their OE counterparts did.
Despite having a larger storage capacity, modern batteries nonetheless have the same appearance as their older counterparts. Battery life may vary significantly, with some holding their charge for 10 years or more and others showing signs of performance decrease after just three years. Retailers of Light Truck Batteries should give this immediate attention.
How to maximise a battery's performance in typical situations
Amaron Truck Batteries might fail suddenly for a variety of reasons. It should continue to function for another year with care.
The battery may not last as long as anticipated if the car is not driven for more than 15 miles at a time. The battery may not last as long as anticipated if the alternator can't fully recharge it after each use. Even for short distances, driving is necessary, thus energy-hungry equipment like GPS systems, car radios, and other entertainment alternatives are seldom used.
The batteries could need to be replaced if the car's music system was improved, new safety measures were installed, or a television was fitted. If you do periodic maintenance on your car, it will always start up easily and run without the Amaron Truck Battery that the OEM has carefully chosen for that use are necessary for the electronics in a vehicle. The object's remaining lifetime might have been shortened by the crash.
It's advisable to leave the motor running or disconnect the battery if you want to leave your car parked for a time without using it. It is a waste of space to keep something for more than six months if you don't intend to use it.
It's advised to get your battery's fluid level checked by a professional once a year. Due to the properties of the electrolyte used, a freshly manufactured battery can have a longer usable life.
The battery life of an automobile may be greatly shortened by high temperatures.
The battery of an automobile may be subjected to various stresses. The internal chemical processes of the battery might speed up in the presence of heat. During this process, the battery will lose water, permanently reducing its capacity. The car's batteries should be charged before a summer road trip, and the windscreen should be covered with a sun visor.
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Ofc I waited until Arsenal took over again 🤭 yeah can't deny their shit statistics tho, but somehow they're at the top so 🤷🏼‍♀️ Anyways, Madrid defeated Liverpool AND I SMILE, yes I know I've just said I liked Liverpool but oh wellqwjhswhwhjwjw. They're still higher than Chelsea... I came back from the club around 6am and decided to watch the Madrid vs Liverpool match 😅😭 anyways we're really gonna be screwed once Benzema retires... hopefully some new faces will be motivated to shine then. RM likes CL more and tbh same (why doesn't it sound like I'm talking about kpop here 😭 )
Serial concert goers and fansites don't care, they've seen the same thing 100 times so posting videos is their priority 🔫 they said "fuck Pitbull I'm mister worldwide now" there's this one Shitstar who has LA and Seoul in their bio, so why are you at every European stop as well? 🤡
I just feel bad for the employees at SM, also artists potentially. Free Shinee, SNSD and EXO <3 I find it really funny that the video SM released insists that resisting against the takeover is also for the good of fans and employees, as if they aren't just greedy businessmen trying to appeal to shareholders at the end of the day. Ofc I'd rather Hybe not take over, but the video just makes me laugh with its oversimplifications and misinformation (the ticketing part). However the ratio on this tweet people aren't having it!
The letter is laughable though, at least SM's artists come to European festivals, Hybe only sent Enhypen once. And not them acting like they're doing this for charity and kpop's sake, fuck them seriously.
This drama reminds me of beauty youtubers making exposing videos. This looks more real and probable than the SM and Hybe beef. Stop the memes lmaooo
Ha I see you with that Tamino song in your carrd 🥰 hey at least Kang Daniel is coming to Vancouver
Justice for Pon de Replay! Yes, I'm your friendly neighbourhood boomer, just like Seonghwa ❤ Crazy in Love definitely tops, I like some old Bey. I do have to say I haaaate Single Ladies, every time it plays at the club I 🔫 I do like Hello! I got into it after hearing a cover on The Young Pope.
Okay Brussels isn't that big and like I said, I kept bumping into so many people in London and same here in Seoul, but..... at least don't brag about it??? My friends saw Jooheon in London VERY RANDOM and others saw Huta and Pentagon at the airport. They were coming back from Paris. Also apparently Frenchies can't stop being stalking weirdos 🔫
My blood is just tteokbokki sauce at this point <3
I think Seongwoo and Woojin were there too, but definitely Jihoon, Daehwi and Jinyoung.
I think a lot of Brits disliked YOU as well, cause it only showed posh awful people. I watched Love Wedding Repeat for the cast, but the movie was surprisingly not that bad!
Mbappe just needs to be not like the other girls lol. I like suits on women and I enjoy wearing suits myself, on men... it depends, boring suits don't interest me. Unless it's Park Seonghwa
I wish I was rich lol, maybe back in the day, but shit happened, not to mention I've barely saved for this trip 💔 if I had enough time and money I'd go see Ateez, but alas
Ahhhh I forgot about that lift scene in model, I really should read it again, shouldn't I....
Seonghwa........ (flashbacks to my fan calls)
Atunas lying and being weird per usual
Okay but I really couldn't believe it was Hwa. Why is he in shorts 😭 I know London isn't that cold, but wtf. Anyways, he's lucky I'm not there otherwise I'd chomp on his legs 😋 one of my friends commented "he has really nice calves" and now I can't stop looking at them
This is so cute, but I'm sorry I laughed. My turn to hug and kiss Hwa when
Vampire instincts kicking in
Hey who's cutting onions 🤧 I'm thinking of going to see DJ Minho actually
DID YOU SEE THE PHOTO OF SHINEE KEY SENT ON BUBBLE 😭❤❤❤❤❤
And EXO RISE! - DV 💖
hello!!
Ofc I waited until Arsenal took over again 🤭 yeah can't deny their shit statistics tho, but somehow they're at the top so 🤷🏼‍♀️ Anyways, Madrid defeated Liverpool AND I SMILE, yes I know I've just said I liked Liverpool but oh wellqwjhswhwhjwjw. They're still higher than Chelsea... I came back from the club around 6am and decided to watch the Madrid vs Liverpool match 😅😭 anyways we're really gonna be screwed once Benzema retires... hopefully some new faces will be motivated to shine then. RM likes CL more and tbh same (why doesn't it sound like I'm talking about kpop here 😭 )
waiting for them to boot down on a surprising twist, man city and man utd are rIGHT behind,, LMFAOOOO I SAW IT SND THE WAY THEY SCORED 2 FIRST AND THEN IT JUST WENT DOWN HILL vini’s liverpool’s new owner,, HOW WAS THE CLUB !! yeah when benz leaves maybe something would 📉📉 but rm’s brazillian’s will always make it! YEAAAHHH they def like CL more and when they come back to la liga, they get a 55 yo man named busquets greets them <3 busi cOOKS,, NO LITERALLY FHJWHDJS RM LIKES CL IN FOOTBALL AND KPOP TERMS
and ramos national retirement? bro didn’t retire he WAS DROPPED THE DISRESPECT IS CRAZY HERE and 😭😭😭 what magic does he have 😭😭
Serial concert goers and fansites don't care, they've seen the same thing 100 times so posting videos is their priority 🔫 they said "fuck Pitbull I'm mister worldwide now" there's this one Shitstar who has LA and Seoul in their bio, so why are you at every European stop as well? 🤡
the way idk what goes inside their brain to see people so many times without getting bored, to sTAND in concerts repeatedly for 2-3 hours a day and them go home to edit photos and post them and by the time ur about to sleep it’s already the next day 😭😭 exhausting tbh but the work ethic is top tier,, MR WORLDWIDE FBWNDHSKBFNF UR RIGHT,, americans should stay at american concerts bc why are u in a whole other continent when u just saw a concert ayo 😭😭 money 📉📉
I just feel bad for the employees at SM, also artists potentially. Free Shinee, SNSD and EXO <3 I find it really funny that the video SM released insists that resisting against the takeover is also for the good of fans and employees, as if they aren't just greedy businessmen trying to appeal to shareholders at the end of the day. Ofc I'd rather Hybe not take over, but the video just makes me laugh with its oversimplifications and misinformation (the ticketing part). However the ratio on this tweet people aren't having it!
yeahhh the constant videos they’re putting out and the open letters saying everyone is against them just concludes lee soo man is a lefty fuck and asked hybe to save his ass,, LMFAOOOO RIGHT THEYRE DOING IT THE BEAUTY COMMUNITY ON YOUTUBE KIND OF WAY, THE MEMES IN THIS TIME PPL ARE SO FUNNY FBMWBFKWHDKS PPL’s CAREERS ARE IN A JEOPARDY AND THERES FANS MAKIMG MEMES OF THEM 😭😭 thw ratio is full well deserved, not hybe acting like their the pioneers of kpop when they follow every trend or concept years later from the very company they acquired shares in 🤨 tbh i think hybe needs sm more then sm needs them,, if u think about it, sm focuses heavily on asia and even euro and latam at times which hybe doesn’t have a strong suit in AND THW WAY PPL ARE SAYING THIS IS GREAT BRITAIN INVASION ALL OVER AGAIN FBWNDHWKDJWK
The letter is laughable though, at least SM's artists come to European festivals, Hybe only sent Enhypen once. And not them acting like they're doing this for charity and kpop's sake, fuck them seriously.
yeah! at least sm holds their family concerts there at times! sends their groups to festivals and even have their soloists go there + have their artists do fashion weeks there so hybe 🤨 the saviour complex in hybe is showing and their company stan’s are riding w it <3 bc i remember that “retro” trend they started when sm did it two years back 🤨
This drama reminds me of beauty youtubers making exposing videos. This looks more real and probable than the SM and Hybe beef. Stop the memes lmaooo /// Ha I see you with that Tamino song in your carrd 🥰 hey at least Kang Daniel is coming to Vancouver
NO SERIOUSLY FBWKDHWKJCCJ THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE RECEIPTS AND THE EMAILS!!! DROP THEN WHILE UR AT IT!!! the memes are the best part 😭😭😭 tamino has actually taken over me <3 epik high is too! was planning to go unfortunately my finals are on the day of their concert <//3 i am patiently waiting for baekhyun’s wc atp
Justice for Pon de Replay! Yes, I'm your friendly neighbourhood boomer, just like Seonghwa ❤ Crazy in Love definitely tops, I like some old Bey. I do have to say I haaaate Single Ladies, every time it plays at the club I 🔫 I do like Hello! I got into it after hearing a cover on The Young Pope.
why. we’re never getting anything! LMFAOOOO u guys should start a boomer squad right away, next fan call it’s ur time to pitch the idea,,, CRAZY IN LOVE IS >>>>> older beyonce def! single ladies anon im about to perform the entire choreography to it aNYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE her recent album the song alien superstar was very model hwa vibes actually!
Okay Brussels isn't that big and like I said, I kept bumping into so many people in London and same here in Seoul, but..... at least don't brag about it??? My friends saw Jooheon in London VERY RANDOM and others saw Huta and Pentagon at the airport. They were coming back from Paris. Also apparently Frenchies can't stop being stalking weirdos 🔫 /// My blood is just tteokbokki sauce at this point <;3
i think it’s nice when ppl meet celebrities but it’s the constant brag and reminder that they did meet them repeatedly is a pet peeve,, JOOHEON?? HUTA??? WHAT IS HE DOING THERE AYO 😭😭😭 the more i learn about the french the more i don’t wanna go thwre fbenjckchc tteokbokki sauce and the rice wine in ur blood, WATER! HYDRATE 😭😭😭
I think Seongwoo and Woojin were there too, but definitely Jihoon, Daehwi and Jinyoung. /// I think a lot of Brits disliked YOU as well, cause it only showed posh awful people. I watched Love Wedding Repeat for the cast, but the movie was surprisingly not that bad!
OOOOOOO wanna one reunion in a cafe??? no more evil editing 🤲🏻 what is this dislike for posh ppl in brits, all the interviews w brit celebrities they’re all hating on the posh accent 😭😭 IT WAS GOOD WASNT IT! was laughing and giggling every two mins, a cute romcom! romcom’s like these should return 😭😭
Mbappe just needs to be not like the other girls lol. I like suits on women and I enjoy wearing suits myself, on men... it depends, boring suits don't interest me. Unless it's Park Seonghwa
need him to go thru a lil humbling session <3 maybe the mourinho being their manager would help that, watch him praise mbappe at first and then later call him out 😭😭 wouldn’t hurt to be humble,, i saw the whole vlog of the magic guy and it’s just straight funsies w ramos losing his mind messi’s impressed and speaks a letter of english language and mbappe is just 😭😭
see men in suits in which the style actually looks good on them? absolutely, unfortunately it’s always the models who look good in them 😭😭 YES SEONGHWA IS AN EXCEPTION TO EVERYTHING
I wish I was rich lol, maybe back in the day, but shit happened, not to mention I've barely saved for this trip 💔 if I had enough time and money I'd go see Ateez, but alas /// Ahhhh I forgot about that lift scene in model, I really should read it again, shouldn't I....
inflation happened 🥰🥰 manifesting u winning a lottery <3 recently been having dreams about it and would rec u to dream about a lottery ticket after 4am in the morning bc it somehow comes true? the lift scene lifts me up tbh,, YOU SHOULD!! YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE!
Seonghwa........ (flashbacks to my fan calls) /// Atunas lying and being weird per usual // Okay but I really couldn't believe it was Hwa. Why is he in shorts 😭 I know London isn't that cold, but wtf. Anyways, he's lucky I'm not there otherwise I'd chomp on his legs 😋 one of my friends commented "he has really nice calves" and now I can't stop looking at them
that all black outfit…👁👁👄👁👁 atiny’s on their way to becoming the new armies atp bc what the hell 😭😭 these “mistranslations” ppl make just to sexualize his words could literally damage his career 😭😭 WHY ARE THEY BAREFOOT AND IN SHORTS IN LONDON??? WASNT IT LIKE RAINING AND POURING AND COLD 😭😭😭 anon vampire era is really coming to life,,, tvd but starring u as damon <3
This is so cute, but I'm sorry I laughed. My turn to hug and kiss Hwa when /// Vampire instincts kicking in /// Hey who's cutting onions 🤧 I'm thinking of going to see DJ Minho actually /// DID YOU SEE THE PHOTO OF SHINEE KEY SENT ON BUBBLE 😭❤❤❤❤❤ /// And EXO RISE! - DV 💖
THAT AND YUNHO HICCUPING IN HIS SLEEP??? HOW THE HELL 😭😭😭 why would u expose me to that video. AAAAAA ARE YOU??? LESSGOOOOOO
I DID FORTUNATELY BEFORE IT GOT TAKEN DOWN 😭😭😭 JUST A FEW MORE DAYS TILL HE COMES BACK 😭😭 baekhyun world tour… anon do u want to buy my kidney….i am speechless, the amount of activity given is so…unreal SMTOWN EMPLOYEES ARE BOOKED! AND BUSY! THIS YEAR! FINALLY!
and kai? he is allergic to not serving iracus core <3 with the belly dancing belt, jongin my habibi shake it
… he just keeps getting better
this fencing guy? he seems like the perfect guy to be in a sports rivals au don’t think 🤨
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