#the m34th is largely a very awesome and very cool and serious organization

[musubiki]

The m34th going through different witch seduction tactics, meanwhile Lime is just: thighs thighs thighs thighs

HE WOULD!!!!! also it would be VERY funny if the anti-witch-seduction (AWS) training had the exact same vibes as those free speech training things they make you do in university where you watch a bunch of bad acting videos and answer very easy questions that have very obvious correct answers if youre not a monster

lime having to sit there watching another video of someone dressed as a fake witch and then taking a multiple choice quiz thats like "You see a witch trying to bribe you with her body, do you A) bring her in anyway, or B) give in?" and hes like "Boy oh boy i wonder what the right answer is"

or its one of those cringey corporate team meeting vibes where everyone sits down in a big room and the manager goes "okay im not naming names but REMEMBER IN THE HANDBOOK how it says we're not supposed to sleep with witches?? yeah?? that was in the handbook guys. please read it again if you need to. this is not team player behavior"

#and EVERYONE is zoning out and mad at whoever got caught #as a psa lime is never the reason why these meetings get called #hes sneaky and smart about mochi #its some other idiot asshole having a love affair with the badger witch in the mountain region or some bullshit #the m34th is largely a very awesome and very cool and serious organization #but i need to throw in the dumb moments like this because i think its very funny #90% of the time they leave you alone with your missions and just ask that you report in and do your paperwork every now and again #and then theres the bureaucracy of government training programs hidden in the bowels of the org