#the library of alexandria makes even more sense in a mc context tbh stuff used to go up in flames SO fast

[mishapen-dear]

i keep thinking about minecraft mechanics and all the old history bad keeps referencing like. did he every troll vesuvius by throwing shit into his inventory to fill it up. did issac newton hold the apple in his offhand. was the offhand even an option back then. when qbbh fell to earth was hunger nonexistent but for the howling pain of wounds that could only be healed by food. were people just frantically chowing down on pork while atlantis collapsed. they couldnt even swim animation

#qsmp badboyhalo #all their beds got broken no wonder their spawn was invalid </3 #what about the witch hunt #the witch trials. imagine someone pulling stacks and stacks of rope out of their inventory #the library of alexandria makes even more sense in a mc context tbh stuff used to go up in flames SO fast #but also. Imagine. theres just pigs dying for food all the time until one day cows and chickens ALSO start dropping food #ans theb theres the qsmp islands where all these mods are present #some of them different on different islands #which implies that everything off the island is normal mc but on the islands its modded #because no one is every surprised by pressing e for inventory but they Sire Are Surprised by nightmare stalkers #also lemme know if this appears in the mc tags and ill edit if