#the fic will end with al getting a ridiculous bill charging for val's heat services and he's super expensive lol

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Me: I should write a sexy valastor heatfic. Val being a professional and able to help Alastor through it, being objectively the best heat partner available, plus with all the kink shit running in his brain 24/7 he'd be able to find all Alastor's sex buttons immediately and have crazy se-

Also Me: Alastor has untreated pmdd and instead of a breeding kink they bond over how they both kinda hate children and want to hit them

Me:

#val just casually having medication in his bag #not like party drugs but just straight up pharmacist prescribed meds #al: wait so im not supposed to feel like im dying or going into psycosis when my heat starts???? #val: no??????? #al: WHAT DO U MEAN NO I'VE BEEN LIKE THIS FOR NEARLY A CENTURY #i want val to slam alastor down big style but i also just want them to be friends #Val's version of aftercare is him being too overstimulated to want touch anymore and then infodumping about something stupid and also food #Al's version of aftercare is running away and staring at a wall #the fic will end with al getting a ridiculous bill charging for val's heat services and he's super expensive lol #hazbin hotel #valastor #fic idea #my fic #my writing