#the existence of a luckiest spartan implies an unluckiest spartan

[argentumcor]

I realize I was the same rank as Fred when I got out of the military and that's why his attitude is so relatable.

"Well...command will sort it out, my people are fine, technically the mission was a success. Yes, I've been run over by a truck but I've been the equivalent of run over by a truck before."

Facts.

Also John totally passed off all the paperwork to Fred when the team got back together. "You're the officer." And he had no defense against this because it is true. Also maintenance reports, those are all Fred's problem until the end of time. John just gets to be cool, Fred has to do the paperwork.

#halo #fred-104 #halo retribution #the existence of a luckiest spartan implies an unluckiest spartan #blue team #where is blue team 343 #tell me where blue team is