#the critters is the name of the band that Percy is in
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joint ocs with @antonymeanonyme (@/ahundredfoxes on Instagram)
their names are Jaz (left) and Percy (right)
#my art#the critters (ocs)#< might change the tag later i'm not sure#but yes!#ocs!#the critters is the name of the band that Percy is in#at some point i'll draw the others also#i just think these two are really neat
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Newsies as shit that happened at band camp part 4 (its a hefty one today y'all)
Crutchie: *shows Finch a video*
Finch: I don't get it..?
Crutchie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T GET IT??? It's a weiner dog doing a flip!!
Albert: Did you just spit on me?
Race: No my nail broke and I accidentally threw it at you (/srs)
Davey: I painted my nails and watched Euphoria
Race: Of course you did
Davey: I got through the entirety of season 1
Race: You should be ashamed of yourself
Davey: Why?? It's about lesbians!
Race: exactly! I don't like gay people
Buttons: Preach!! Kill the gays!
Finch: How long have you been straight?
Albert, who had his heart broken by a guy three months ago and has been saying it turned him straight but he keeps "relapsing" into queerness every time he sees a pretty boy: ...Two minutes
Crutchie: Come on heterosexual you can do it
Katherine: *sobbing/laughing* I can't do it!! This is a man's job!! (/j)
Finch: What are you doing?
Race: He's pumpin
Albert: I bought this water balloon pump for $10 and it's already halfway empty because I just keep pumping them with air until they explode
Davey: Fabio (Les, who previously had hair longer than Sarah's) cut his hair
Jack: WHAT??? NOOO!!!
Romeo: Jamaica they're trapped down in
Romeo: Jamaica they can't even
Romeo: Japarty
Elmer: What are you doing??
Romeo: That's my favorite episode of Total Drama
Spot: He looks like Topher
Race: He looks like Geoff
Romeo: I know he's a registered felon crazy man but I'd still smash
Jack: *randomly* happy happy birthday from Applebee's to you we wish it was our birthday so we could party too, hey-
Race: Trumpets are just anorexic bugles
Albert: Literally what??
Jack: The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
Davey: My mom told me she wants me to have kids with you
Katherine: SHE SAID WHAT
Davey: yeah so she knows I'm gay but she still wants me to have biological children and she said you would be a, quote, "perfect choice"
Katherine: why?? Should I be flattered??
Davey: no idea, she just kinda said it
Spot: Ahhh I already have drum shit on me and it's only 8:30
Spot: My hips are so fuckin bruised
Davey: Does your harness need adjusted? It shouldn't be sitting on your hips-
Spot: My body is structured different than yours, genius
Race: It's not a four year difference it's a three year difference
Albert: Oh wow so much better
Sarah: One time I took it and it said I was a child of Apollo and the other two times I was a Hunter of Artemis. So basically the Percy Jackson official godly parent quiz called me an official faggot like four times
Spot: I don't know his real name but I call him critter because he's annoying as fuck
Jack: Clap! If you care!
The band: *silence*
Denton: If you're losing your trombone it's not here
Albert: *sobbing* I'm losing MY MIND!!!
Jack: I have backne and I can feel the sweat dripping down
Crutchie: That is incredibly too much detail for me
Denton: If you're going to make a mistake, make the 76 Trombone mistake
Medda: Don't breathe! DON'T BREATHE!!!
Elmer: You can't go naked!!
Albert: It's fine I have a wife beater-
Race: You have a WHAT
Albert: Have you not been up at the field this week? Your shoes are still white
Finch: These ones are new
Albert: Oh so you're a cheater
Finch: You gotta even out the redness
Race: My gluteus maximus is wet!!!
Specs: I lost sense of smell in my right eye
Denton: Woah Betty...!
Crutchie: I get to leave early to go to therapy
Finch: Which kind?
Crutchie: Physical. The worst kind.
Davey, Jack, Finch, and Spot: *an entire conversation made up entirety of various incorrect pronunciations of Duquesne (doo-kane)*
Albert: *google searching where gay marriage is legal* GRAND THEFT AUTO THE BALLAD OF GAY TONY???
Race: Oh my god Davey's mom! *joking lustfully*
Denton: Who is that? Jack?
Jack: Me!
Denton: Okay do you have some screws loose or...?
Medda: On his instrument or like in general?
Denton: We have one shared pencil in this band where is it??
Blink: I'm that guy
Tommy Boy: Hey guess what
Blink: Yeah?
Tommy Boy: Shut the fuck up.
Denton: Out in trumpet land- or I guess brass land
Romeo: Nuh uh we know who your favorite is now. There's no saving yourself.
Denton: Okay so it's Tuesday-
Albert and Race: IT'S CHEWSDAY
Jack: CHEWSDAY
Crutchie: *snorts* is it really chewsday?
Sarah: It's chewsday innit?
Denton: ... I don't get it is this something I should know or-?
Jack: No we're just making fun of British people
Denton: Oh! Okay that's... Fine, I guess? Anyway-
Medda: Okay I wanna hear everyone who plays at 17 so that's... Bari sax, trumpet trombone and tuba
Specs: Wait but we play at 17
Medda: Yes flutes play but I don't want to hear you
Albert: *flipping his drum stick* One *flip* two *flip* three *flip* four! *flip* five!! *flip*
Spot: *hits the stick away*
Denton: You start to sound like a saggy diaper. Nobody wants to be the saggy diaper of the band
Jack: Oh my god does that say Scope??
Crutchie: Scope???
Buttons: ... Who's Scope?
Jack: They graduated last year
Davey: Gone, but not forgotten
Davey, about Jojo: That kid wears a propeller hat in my brain
Denton: Okay lets go marching cadence
Davey: ugh...
Denton: Old fashioned roll off
Davey: Ugh...
Denton: Into the fight song
Davey: UGHH
Davey: *sitting on top of the drum cabinet*
Jack: Wha- how- why??
Davey: Do you see any other seats?
Jack: *gestures to a ledge on the floor*
Davey: No
Jack: *points at a chair 2 feet away*
Davey: Dude, I'm gay
Jack: Just because you're day doesn't mean your not-
Davey: Day? I'm day?
Jack: Wow I can't believe you would make fun of my speech impediment, I thought you were gay. Turns out you're not even slay.
Race: I did better this time! We got together around the same time as my last relationship, end of February and I didn't do anything until June- July! I should get a medal!
Buttons: *randomly approaches Elmer* do you want some week old Cheetos?
Elmer: no- actually I have to think about that... No...
Spot: *squeaking his drum harness* me and your mom last ni-
Jack: I need him to come back and just squirt directly into my mouth
Davey: *blinks aggressively*
Elmer: What did he say?
Davey: What?
Elmer: You just got like transported into another dimension
Davey: Oh my contacts shifted out of place
Elmer: Oh and you saw the future?
Davey: my legs hurt. We don't move for this one do you think I can lay down and play?
Denton: okay musicians just relax for this run, you can sit and play while the fronts figure things out
Davey: ooh I'm gonna lay down and play!
Spot: you're an idiot
Davey: shut up help me lay down!
Spot: *helps Davey lay down with his drums on looking at him like he's stupid the whole time*
Davey: oh yeah. This is it.
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"The Legend of Vox Machina" S1E1-3 Reaction
THAT'S RIGHT- IMMA DO THIS
I do wanna get a few things out of the way though: as a "new" Critter, I am actually not that familiar yet with the first campaign. I do know a lot of the major beats for things through the Briarwood Arc (which this first season is covering) and beyond, but episodes 1-24ish I don't know of so please don't spoil that for me in the replies.
For this reaction series, I will be using the hashtag #purvan's reaction post stolen for the ages so if any of you guys want to find more reactions to this specific series, you can click on the tag in my blog.
On with the show!
AN: I managed to record my reactions to this episode and hopefully I can transcribe what I said into this post.
"The Terror of Tal'Dorei" Part 1
Found out LAST NIGHT [when I recorded this] that Amazon made a big whoops and released the episodes EARLIER than the allotted time slot. I don't if it was a legitimate mistake on their end or an intentional move. Who knows.
Literally wasted time last night watching Matt rage playing Monopoly with Game Grumps and Sam's Battle Royale. Ez cool.
*smiles when Matt begins to narrate about Tal'Dorei*
Is the wizard Liam?
*jaw immediately drops when the group gets instantly killed*
This animation is really good, holy snot!
The Murder-hobos!
"Do not rest until you bring me the greatest band of mercenaries in all of Tal'Dorei!" Ehhh, varying opinion on that...
They even sound drunk, I'll give them credit!
"Are you offering to help?" *shuts down*
The tabaxi meowed!
Wait, we're starting it off like this?!? Oh wow.
*cracks up at Percy not even trying to dodge*
Did he [Vax] just rob them [the other customers]?
*loudly grimaces when Keyleth vomits in the dog-person's mouth, making them vomit*
"Why does this happen every time we go drinking?!?" Wonder why...
TRINKET!
*gasps when Percy's gun misfires*
*full jaw drop when we cut to Scanlan and the naked woman in bed*
"What is that gnome doing with my daughter?" "It's probably best you don't know." *incomprehensible shocked laughter*
"Does that mean... we've been kicked out of every tavern in Emon?" First world problems?
How did they get their name?
"Pike, ethics are a luxury we can't afford." Oh give her some credit!
"Vex and Vax only care about themselves." "Well [expletive] you." *laughs*
Oh my God, they didn't really have to show that [Scanlan peeing]
"What's the matter with you?!?" That's Matt!
Mercenaries... line line line line line REWARD!
*groans and covers screen when Scanlan's pants drop* I'm didn't see that
That is a giant bear
*Grog loudly belches* Euggh, I don't like that
"It's a rather clever play on words-" "Honestly we don't care." *wheezes*
"Allow me to give you a proper introduction." Oh no we're getting a song?
"He's Vax." "She's Vex." *laughs*
*laughs awkwardly as Scanlan starts rapping and mutes it*
AN: I did go back and listen to the entire song. It rocks. I also have the twin part stuck in my head for the past two days.
Why did I get like... vibes of Galavant and "The Morning Report" from The Lion King in that song?
Yes, get the bear, get the bear! I see you, Khary Payton!
"He got his hand cut off in a bar room brawl." "Oh shit." *laughs*
*Vex senses something mentally in the room* What was that? What was thaaat?
The backgrounds look really pretty
Isn't the Shale Steps like three miles away from Emon though? Is it just a power move to use the skyship?
*laughs* She's [Keyleth] just started talking to the tree!
Matt is literally playing every NPC in this show
"Are you a wizard?" Next campaign
*Keyleth and Vax share a look* Oooh... oohh...
These backgrounds are so pretty!
*gaps when the dragon stomps on the lamb in front of them*
*pretty much in shock for the entirety of the dragon fight*
This is awesome!
*Keyleth starts to summon lightning* Oh let's go, let's go girl!
That is a really intimidating design, oh my gosh.
No, the episode can't be over already!
"Grog, you're hurt." "Nah, it's just a flesh wound." *wheezes*
"This is why I hate traveling with holy people." *wheezes again*
Oh, so her ranger ability is a Spider-Sense? That's awesome.
This music is awesome
*Grog picks up Pike and puts her on his shoulders* Aaww
They're not gonna end the episode there. Nuh uh.
*still fangirling about the animation*
*gasps when they find the town in ruins*
*gasps when Vax finds the family they spoke to earlier dead*
"That was... actually well stated, Grog." "What was?" "Nevermind." *laughs*
*gasps* The silver piece!
"The Terror of Tal'Dorei" Part 2
[Nudity, violence, foul language] No way!
I like the different designs for the background tieflings
*jaw drops when the Captain is DISINTEGRATED VIOLENTLY IN FRAME* They didn't need to show that!
That was just the intro?!?
Oh this opening's gorgeous
Let's go!
They're setting up for the Conclave at the end of the season, aren't they? $500 says so.
"Doom? We don't know the meaning of the word!" *chuckles*
Look at them [the guards] loving Trinket!
*laughs when Vax flicks Pike's ear on their way down the stairs*
*smiles when Gilmore enters the scene*
Was that Sprinkle?
"Why if it isn't the mysterious Vax'ildan?" Did they just do the "love interest" panning shot on Vax?
*leans back in my seat as Vax and Gilmore flirt and then CONTINUE* I feel like a fourth wheel!
*wheezes and face plants at Tusk Love*
*laughs at Gilmore's disappointed gasp at the silver pieces*
There's a triceratops skull on the shelf
He [Gilmore] just slaps the page. That's awesome
"If we survive this, I owe you dinner." "You owe me more than that, my handsome half-elf." *leans back in seat again* Yeah like chocolate, about 500 gold.... that ass...
"All right you two, foreplay's over." *laughs*
Is that the same Matt NPC? That poor guy.
*cackles as Grog rolls behind the ale cart* Nat 20 Stealth!
"Dreadful taste in art." Wait they said dragons are egomaniacs and Krieg has a portrait of himself in the staircase. It's literally him. He's the dragon.
*gasps when Sir Fince gets freaking impaled*
Oh, the rug! The rug!
"Look for some kind of fulcrum." "Wait, a [expletive] room." "I mean, that's what I heard." *laughs*
*laughs at Vex being salty at Vax complimenting Keyleth*
"Look, they're in the booty!" *laughs* They're so immature!
"Seems excessive for a council member." "Seems excessive for anyone." Percy, you literally have like a Scrooge McDuck vault! Don't talk to me!
*leans back in shock at the GIANT GREEN EYE looking back at Keyleth* What was that?!?
He [Krieg] is the dragon!
*jaw drops at Krieg transforming into his dragon form* THAT WAS SO BALLER!
"Vax, did Gilmore give you any insight on how to kill this thing or did you two flirt the entire time?!?" "Shit! Right, right, uh..." *laughs*
*Brimscythe wipes out the group* It's an illusion!
*jaw drops at the ominous chanting in the soundtrack*
*giggles at Percy Naruto running*
*Vax running around the falling rocks* Oh, slow-mo! Let's go!
*pretty much silently loses her mind as Grog decides to rage*
*laughs* She's [Vex] stealing an armful of gold!
"We got 'em, kid." Aaww...
Who's on the Council of Tal'Dorei? Who's on the Council?
*chuckles at Keyleth ruining the moment between the twins*
*gasps* The Briarwoods!
OK, Sylas, whatchu got?
Whaaaaaat?
*episode ends* WHA-
"The Feast of Realms"
*gasps when we open with a flashback to the De Rolos*
What's with the dog?!?
You can't just open it like that! Are you kidding me?!? I don't even know if I wanna sit through the opening because I want to get to the opening!
*Establishing shot of Greyskull Keep* Oh that looks so pretty!
*laughs as Grog sneak attacks Vax with ball tag*
*Allura walks into the keep* Oof, this place is a bit of a fixer upper
"You have my word nothing will go wrong." Absolutely everything will go wrong
*Scanlan's codpiece* Why?
*wheezes at Grog and Vax's curtsises*
Matt!
"Ahem!" Scanlan, don't.
"What?!? You wanna get freaky with me?!?" Oh no
*gasps when the Briarwoods are announced*
Why are they giving him [Percy] the anime fish eye lens? I don't like that
*silently and openly ogling Vax in his formal wear good lord here's my money sir*
"The safe word is... chenga." *laughs*
*Percy realizes that they have to sit across the Briarwoods* Oh no
Ohhhh nooo
"Shit's about to get real!" Oh no
OH God... are they just pretending that they don't know each other?
"Percy, I [Grog] say you walk over to the Briarwoods, say hello to break the ice, and then punch them in the face." That works.
Oh God, I wanna see that dinner go down, are you kidding me?
OK, Vax, I see you with the little cow lick. I see you, man.
I wonder if Sylas has been feeding off Desmond.
*gasps when Vax uses his snake belt to distract the guards*
Why is she still wearing her gloves while she's eating? C'mon, Delilah, etiquette!
*gasps when Sylas charms Sovereign Uriel*
Oh mah God!
C'mon, Percy, say something.
"Have we... met before?" Oh no
*gasps when Percy breaks his glass out of anger*
Did they really just make a bead joke? Are you kidding me?
Vax, what are you doing? I do not like this.
"LIARS!" Percy!
Percy, Percy, Percy, Percy!
Oh no... Vax... Vax, get out of there! Vax!
*gasps when Vax finds mention of the Whispered One*
You gotta get outta there!
"Gosh, you're a handsome couple.." *wheezes with laughter*
*jaw drops when Sylas charms Vax*
"I'll distract them. You go." Scanlan, I do not trust anything- no
*jaw dropped for pretty much the remaining 7 minutes of the episode*
*laughs when Grog hurls NPC Matt out of the weapons closet*
C'mon, Vax!
"Would you look at that, dear?" LINE! PER! LINE!
I forgot about Craven Edge!
"Thanks, Pike!" Radiant weapon!
*Allura facepalms at Scanlan's song* Same!
*Percy goes after Desmond* Oh no, ohhhhh!
*pretty much in shock for the entire Orthax smoke sequence*
"You fool. Now your soul is forfeit." Oh my God, stop, stop!
NO! No, no no no... NO! YOU CANNOT END IT THERE! NO!
#purvan's reaction post stolen for the ages#the blogger reacts#the legend of vox machina#q post#tlovm spoilers#IT HAS BEGIN#as i told my sister- i think i now have a crush on vax
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i was tagged by @billhaders (thank you so much birdy ✨) to list 10 favorite things from different categories. thank you! i would also like to add that these aren’t in any order. it would be too hard!
top 10 movies
1. skyfall
2. the martian
3. the man from u.n.c.l.e
4. big hero 6
5. love, simon
6. 1917
7. big eden
8. harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban
9. the spongebob squarepants movie
10. spectre
books
1. the goldfinch — donna tartt
2. the book thief — markus zusak
3. brave new world — aldous huxley
4. the percy jackson series — rick riordan
5. the martian— andy weir
6. charlotte’s web — e.b. white
7. the harry potter series — j.k. rowling
8. carry on — rainbow rowell
9. the secret history — donna tartt
10. i’m including my old marine fishes and creatures book that i had when i was a kid because i learned all about sea critters and spent so much time reading it. i can’t even remember the name, but it was so special to me
musicians (i think i’m going to name bands, artists and composers here! my music taste is all over the place)
1. sleeping at last
2. sam smith
3. hans zimmer
4. bleachers
5. one direction
6. the 1975
7. thomas newman
8. banners
9. 80s music (i’m cheating here, but i like a lot of 80s songs and the artists would take up this whole category)
10. bastille
tv shows
1. schitt’s creek
2. she-ra and the princesses of power
3. good omens
4. spongebob squarepants
5. the mandalorian
6. atypical
7. buffy the vampire slayer
8. blue planet
9. star trek
10. marvel’s runaways
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TAGGING: @heartsxfglass, @wavexrider, @ribbedxgloves, @cupido-periculosa, @tbasiltongp & anyone else who would like to
Name/Nickname: Lex / any number of Lex-based puns because all my friends are dorks
Gender: non-binary
Star Sign: not telling because I dislike it
Height: 5′1 (ish. maybe).
Hogwarts House: Ravenpuff
Favourite Animal: You seriously expect me to pick one? When there are red pandas, otters, jellyfish, tigers, emperor tamarins, ridiculous sea creatures, octopuses, and any other number of absolutely amazing, weird, and fascinating critters in the world? GTFO.
Hours of Sleep: 6ish hours, but I should sleep more
Dogs or Cats: Dogs, mostly because my allergies are stronger with cats. I like both, though.
Number of Blankets: Usually one
Dream Trip: Japan, I guess. Kyoto and maybe Osaka? Hokkaido. I dunno. Also Iceland and basically 90% of Europe.
Dream Job: author
Time: 8:49pm
Birthday: The same as my grandmother, actually
Favorite Bands: depends on my mood
Favorite Solo Artist: see above
Song stuck In My Head: Figaro from the Barber of Seville
Last Movie I Watched: Hopscotch with Walter Matthau
Last Show I watched: Grace and Frankie, S1E7
When did I create my Blog: This blog? September 2017
I post/reblog: rp stuff
Last thing I Googled: UCSF Parnassus Gym
Other Blogs: yes.
Do I get Asks: Yes, mostly from @blue-eyed-devils
Why I chose My URL: It’s my muses name
Following: [this is a sideblog and can’t follow people]
Followers: 9
Lucky number: 17
Favorite Instrument: piano or maybe guitar. tough call.
What am I wearing: Comfy clothes
Nationality: nerd (American)
Favorite Song: I don’t have one, my preferences are too mood-based
Last Book I Read: Finished? I forget. Currently reading “Winter Be My Shield” by Jo Spurrier.
Top Three Fictional Universes I’d Like to Join: Marvel (cinematic or comics), One Piece, Percy Jackson verse
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