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[yourfourthparent]

i need to make a post about how fucking good this fic (Time by Melochromatic on ao3) i'm reading is because holy shit it's so fucjing good. liu kang dancing mention anyone? but also just generally FUCM MAN FYCK FUCK FUCK DUDE OH MY GOD FUCK THE THE THE THE RHEHRJDVDKDHDKDF JESUS CHRIST. sorry

#the coca cola company's cock and ball stories #the coca cola company buys mk

[yourfourthparent]

man if you're gonna make vent posts about people liking the wrong version of your blorbos then at least keep it out of the fandom and character tags. no one wants to see it lmao. sorry that i like mk1 my bad guess i'll explode because i got into mk through that instead of getting into it in 1995 like i should've instead of being negative twelve years old shit mb fellas LMAO

#the coca cola company's cock and ball stories #the coca cola company buys mk

[yourfourthparent]

scrolling tags until i reach the very bottom my beloved. happened with hamnoir ages ago just happened with railao. incredibly fun.

#also off topic but shoutout to me closing my tab of railao fics to go back to what i was reading before and suddenly seeing fuckin #lin kuei brothers smut. very cool. like yeah i Chose to read it and i kept the tab open for later viewing but like still. jumpscare warning. #the coca cola company's cock and ball stories #the coca cola company buys mk

[yourfourthparent]

THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

#WHY DID THEY SEND HIM TO THE ASYLUM #WHO IS THIS LOU GIRL #when they said lou i thought they meant liu and i was like GENDERBENT ?!?! but that can't be the case because liu's only in season two #the coca cola company's cock and ball stories #the coca cola company buys mk

[yourfourthparent]

JOHNNY'S EPISODE IN MORTAL KOMBAT LEGACY IS SO FUCKING FUNNY WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS IN POWER RANGERS

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[yourfourthparent]

i am going to kill mrstsung in cold blood

#the coca cola company's cock and ball stories #the coca cola company buys mk #sorry. i just like mk1 and they seem to be unwilling to accept Anything Ever #like bro he's a different guy now. congratulations. you can like the old one but don't diss the new one just because he's different #that's like The Point

[yourfourthparent]

i need liu kang to get dicked down so bad it's not even funny i need him sobbing from it i need him dizzyyyyyyyy

#i'm actually insane like actually #the coca cola company buys mk #the coca cola company's cock and ball stories

[yourfourthparent]

embarrassing as hell to find men being tortured hot. watching scorpion's revenge and uhhh him in the netherrealm. sorry but uhhhhh. putting the porn in torture porn or something. cuz that's insanely hot. awooga. his hair dishevelled as all hell falling down his shoulders when his head tips forward while he screams............. good lord. if i could demolish this man.

#the coca cola company's cock and ball stories #the coca cola company buys mk

[yourfourthparent]

reading a bad fic (desperate for works for anything i'm vaguely interested in and don't want to write rn leave me alone) and one of the lines was "suck out my seed boy" and i read it in the exact way i'd read a tumblr post saying something similar. i hate my life. shao is nottttttttt a tumblrina

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[yourfourthparent]

sex is whatever fujin and nightwolf were doing in mk11 aftermath during that fight in the bone temple right

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[yourfourthparent]

I NEED FUJIN INPLANTES SIREC5LY KN MY BRAIN J NEES JJM SO BAD I REWUIRE HIM I DESIRE HIM I NEED HIM PLWASE MK13 PLEASE SJOW HER I JEEDHE4 NOWWWEWWWEE PLEASE 2024 MOVIE ZHOW FUJIN GOD AHL3DHPKR😖😫😖😍😫😖😍😍😖😍😖😫😖😖😍😖😍😫😖😫😫😖😫😍😖😍😖😫😖 bring him tome

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[yourfourthparent]

god of fire and sucking dick or whatever

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[yourfourthparent]

boom the bbc by sairi save me

#the coca cola company's cock and ball stories #the coca cola company buys mk

[yourfourthparent]

ok ik i just made two bit posts but i need to rant about this unashamed. under a cut cuz it got long as balls i'm sorry

WHYYYYY DOES NO ONE IN THIS FANDOM UNDERSTANF ANYTHING I'M GONNA KMS OH MY GOD RAAAHGJDHDJDHGJSDJSJ like ok ok so like. names. we know mortal kortal naming sucks ass. half their characters have surnames as their given name (looking at you takeda liu etc etc) and they literally described the name kitana as being "asian enough" ok we KNOW it sucks ass BUT. BUT. BUT BUTBUTBTHTBJFVMWCBM1EFHK1PEK YOU CAN'T JUST. FORGET. like okay blahblahblah something something "actually based on chinese naming order his family name is liu !! so in this situation it would be more appropriate for someone to call him kang instead—" YOU'VE ONLY SEEN THEMMOVIE RAAAAAAHFHBFSLHAFHLAFHLAFLHLFHAF in literally EVERYTHING else it is incredibly apparent that his Given name is liu and his Surname is kang. evidence uh the 1995 movie (everyone calls him liu, including but not limited to an american and two whole members of his family. who yk. wouldn't be calling him by their Shared family name.) and the kollector's edition comics (listed his family members in a character bio of sorts and all of them were [given name] kang) and bits of dialogue from matches in mk11 ("am i in a hall of mirrors?" "i am your ancestor, cheh kang" for a liu kang mirror match) and ALSO. THE FUCKING 2021 MOVIE. (while liu kang shouts LAO kung lao shouted LIU. not KANG. also cole calls him liu during the wound healing scene where liu talks about his tragic backstory but like that's cole born and raised in meanwhile, chigaco so you can write that one off BUT WHY WOULD LIU KANG WHO SEES KUNG LAO AS A SUPERIOR ("you should be on your knees before this man" and just generally the way he talks to and about kung lao) BE CALLING HIM BY HIS GIVEN NAME (and we do know that lao is his given name as evidenced by characters like his cousin kung jin) WHILE LAO CALLS HIM BY HIS FAMILY NAME. WHY. WHY WOULD THAT BE THE THING. WHY WOULD THAT BE THE MOVE. therefore liu is his given name.

THERE'S ALSO THE FUCKING KUAI LIANG ISSUE. BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T REALISE THAT KUAI LIANG IS HIS GIVEN NAME. THE WHOLE THING. KUAI LIANG IS JUST TWO PARTS OF A GIVEN NAME. AND WE KNOW THIS BECAUSE HE'S ONLY EVER BEEN CALLED KUAI LIANG AND BI HAN HAS ONLY EVER BEEN CALLED BI HAN AND NEITHER PART OF KUAI LIANG'S NAME IS SHARED BETWEEN THEM SO CLEARLY THEY'RE JUST ONLY EVER CALLED BY THEIR GIVEN NAMES IN GAME AND FILM unless there was Something freakishly early on or something in legends that confirmed (sorry *konfirmed) otherwise but i don't think the people who pull this nonsense have seen literally everything. and unless you're fully prepared to tell me that bi han's full name is kuai bi-han you have no right to pull this shit. so. w/e. anyways you can try to pull the argument that maybe it's a nickname someone just shortened his name but like !??!?!?!?! why would they pick LIANG. instead of KUAI. that makes no sense. to me at least. because like i've seen people call bi han just. Bi. but i've never seen anyone call him Han. and like calling someone kuai sounds better than calling them liang don't it. sigh. anyways.

no hate to people (specifically the people i'm vaguing (??) rn (i'm so sorry liulaoposter i really love your work it's just that one comment you left on someone's fic rubbed me the wrong way. i'm so sorry ao3 mortal kortal smut writer your oneshot collection gives me life i just hate given name liang kuai liang) i really don't disapprove of you at all and i'm so sorry if you ever see this unrefined ass rude ass post please don't take it to heart) who write it as the opposite btw it just fills me personally with rage even if it is literally harmless. carry on as you will. btw none of this applies to tumblr user mrstsung even if i don't like you personally (because i am an avid shang tsung with other kanon characters shipper. and also i love mk1 liu kang lmao) but i like the use of tsung as his surname i reject kanon on that lmao mk11 shang tsung mirror match "shang lao, i presume?" can't touch me i salute you in this battle 🫡 but ONLY this battle. sorry

BTW IF SOMEONE PRESENTS CONTRADICTING EVIDENCE TO MINE I WOULD LOVE THAT PLEASEPLEASE TELL ME IF I AM INDEED WRONG AND IT WAS ACTUALLY KONFIRMED THAT LIU IS HIS FAMILY NAME OR LIANG IS HIS GIVEN NAME AHDJDFJFBD I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT !!!!!!!!!! slash gen btw i really do want to know if i'm in the wrong.

#yk this wouldn't post several times because apparently having one huge paragraph this long isnt somethimg tumblr likes #the coca cola company's cock and ball stories #the coca cola company buys mk #really wishin i censored that tag. w/e. it's too late now.

[yourfourthparent]

i need him so bad it's insane i need him shooting sparks while i rail him i need him clutching at the sheets for dear life i need him crying

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[yourfourthparent]

old fics from liulao week 2021 save me

#shoutout to the folks who participated in that event y'all feed me. ik it's been almost three years but i still read your fics #the coca cola company's cock and ball stories #the coca cola company buys mk