#the biggest sin of regional food discourse was trying to claim that five guys is in the same market area as in n out. it is nOT

[essektheylyss]

wearing a california bear baseball hat in arizona to assert my dominance

#listen here's the thing. there's only one thing worse than a californian. A ZONI #anyway I have to wait another hour before I get in n out and I NEED ITTTTTT #do you understand how dire it is trying to get a good cheap burger in the seattle metro area is. it's so dire. #the biggest sin of regional food discourse was trying to claim that five guys is in the same market area as in n out. it is nOT #it is a DIFFERENT PRICE RANGE. #if I want a five dollar burger these days I gotta go to fucking BURGER KING AND I WILL NOT. FUCK THAT. #five guys sells TEN DOLLAR BURGERS AT LIKE. MINIMUM. #they are NOT COMPARABLE. anyway #back to my woe