#that girl is a practicing- still has her communion dress in her closet. abuela insisted she pack a rosary 11am mass every Sunday CATH O LICK

[jilyandbambi]

yall are gonna annoy me to death with your weird Catholic Laura Lee fixation.

Listen. As a New Jersey Catholic(TM) raised around other NJ Catholics, quite a few of them WAAAAY more pious than myself, Laura Lee is not our tribe. She never so much as makes the sign of the cross for fuck's sake. BUT

You know who is Catholic?

Mari.

#that girl is Very Filipino and thus Ver VERY Catholic #why she (aside from Van) is one of Lottie's most devoted acolytes #needs almost no convincing that Lottie is a prophet #that there are god(s) in the wilderness that Lottie can commune (intercede) with #Mari who INSISTS Lottie can perform miracles and earnestly participates in morning prayer #despite being one of the snarkiest and most cynical members of the team #HELLO. CATHOLICISM #that girl is a practicing- still has her communion dress in her closet. abuela insisted she pack a rosary 11am mass every Sunday CATH O LICK #thank u goodnight #Catholics don't do lakeside dunk your whole body in a lake baptisms like Laura Lee did with Lottie #first of all...laypeople don't administer Baptisms at all #BUT EVEN IF laura lee felt so compelled she would've dribbled some water over Lottie's forehead and called it a day #that full body wade in the water schtick? no. Catholics are way too mild mannered for that #We Don't Dunk #yellowjackets #laura lee yellowjackets #mari yellowjackets