#thank you for coming to my ted talk on “lwj is literally the only human being lxc can accurately read”

[redafi]

as someone who is kinda like lxc but more of a mess, who decided lxc having political power was a good idea

#You know that john mulaney meme thats like #I need to be liked so much. All the time. By everyone around me. #I will still think you secretly disapprove of at least half of my actions #But i need you to say you dont #And also that really lowers the threshold of “how many times will i actually distrust you after you lie to my face and i know it” #Which uh #yeah #LOOK JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS DIPLOMATIC DOES NOT MEAN THEYD BE GOOD AT POLITICS OKAY #thank you for coming to my ted talk on “lwj is literally the only human being lxc can accurately read” #(at least… at all times that is) #(Im accurate sometimes! Mostly at identifying when someones uncomfy.) #(But it counts) #(To be clear: personal headcanon based on my own experiences i understand if its not accurate to you)