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cattles-bians · 3 years

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exes au part 12

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obsetress: don’t ask why i had this thought because i couldn’t tell you but

obsetress: jamie wakes up in the middle of the night one night and is like “i... had a dream. about vi”

obsetress: and dani’s like “ok baby” and just nuzzles deeper into her pillow and jamie’s like

obsetress: “no, dani, a... a dream”

obsetress: and dani’s like “oh. oh” and is immediately wide awake and bright eyed

obsetress: and is like “was it any good?” and jamie is just. already flushed so red and flushed deeper and dani just hums

em: sighs wistfully

em: i also love that something compels jamie to tell dani Immediately

em: oh the perils of begrudgingly being friends w ur gfs ex

em: jamies like um. no see i can see all these different things my brain mashed together and WHY i had this dream and danis like ok but that wasn’t my question....

obsetress: jamie finally throws up her hands “of course it was”

em: jamie: And You Can’t Tell Vi She’ll Be Insufferable

obsetress: dani, very plainly, at brunch the next morning: so vi

obsetress: jamie looks like she’s going to have a heart attack and dani lets her sweat and then just smiles sweetly “i like those sunglasses. are they new?”

em: jamie what’s the problem (nothin. indigestion)

obsetress: dani very smug n thinks she’s very funny

obsetress: (she is a little funny)

em: one of jamies many ‘oh that’s why they dated’ moments

obsetress: “fookin sick, the both of ya”

em: idk why you had this thought but i’m GREATLY amused

obsetress: skskksksks right

obsetress: jamie explaining her dream to dani in great detail afterwards

obsetress: dani sitting there nodding and hmming “oh that sounds like her. no, she wouldn’t do that. now THAT she would be very good at, you’d like it”

em: i need a moment

em: jamie thinks the dark hides her massive fucken blush but it Doesn’t

em: dani can feel her heating up

obsetress: jamie “i don’t ask you to do this” dani “you’re not stopping me”

em: dani critiquing jamies sex dream is such a fucken funny concept sjdhdkhdkdhdkc

obsetress: RIGHT

obsetress: i’m dying

em: dani: oh no that’s OOC

obsetress: she wouldn’t have a riding crop jamie, it’s 2021, not 16—

em: jamie: it’s a wet dream do u really think it’s gonna have beta readers and a three act structure

em: dani hums

obsetress: dani: well did you enjoy it

obsetress: jamie: i— dani: did you?

obsetress: jamie mumbling yeah

em: jamies like i’m gonna interrogate dani next time, see how she feels- but she forgets dani is incapable of feeling shame

obsetress: like dani wouldn’t just launch into a ramble

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em: viola

obsetress: fuck

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: to jamie, specifically,

em: to jamie specifically andhdjhdjd

em: once again ironic jamvi has turned, in my brain, into ‘yes and....’ jamvi

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obsetress:

obsetress: jamie sending this to viola n vi's like

obsetress: she doesn't get it because she's convinced her taste is immaculate

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em: anyway this is ooc even for exes au but i keep thinking abt like. jamie tryna crack how old viola is (she cant be 34 im 30 it doesnt make sense) and going through her fb timeline like. 'aha! motivational quotes. gotta be late 30s' and danis either like

em: danis either like 'you have a notebook where you write down all the quotes you like baby' OR shes like haha ok thats fair (posts another motivational quote on her fb)

obsetress: god i love that so much

obsetress: both of those dani responses are

obsetress: honestly porque no los dos if we're already going ooc

obsetress: i do think the first bit "gotta crack it she can't be 34 i'm 30 it doesn't make sense" is in character fwiw

em: obviously i was inspired by ur post in the milf channel abt viola always saying shes 35

em: big brain

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obsetress: this is literally just. exes au rebecca

obsetress: down to the caption

obsetress: vi and rebecca patiently staging like full photoshoots for each other every time one of them wants a pic otp: i'm not high maintenance, you're just low effort

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em: bold 2 say that we don’t think about jamie and vi tho

em: gotta keep some sorta. presentation of respectability

em: they absolutely couldn’t date tho

obsetress: lmao ikr

obsetress: yeah no they'd kill each other

obsetress: now just thinking of silly circumstances and um

obsetress: rebecca's out of town and dani's flying back from some iowa thing jamie couldn't get away for to go with

obsetress: and viola's like "oh, just stay at ours, it's closer and i'll get you a car"

obsetress: and just like

obsetress: imagining the two of them cohabitating at vi's for a night

em: jamie sneaking around at night tryna find the bathroom and runs straight into vi in a face mask and a dangerously low dressing gown Again

obsetress: the parallels to canon

obsetress: im giggling

obsetress: walks straight into her path

em: opens a door. sees something she doesn’t want to see. immediately turns and walks away

em: god the face mask would make her look like the lady in the lake

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: vi wants to go out to dinner, jamie's just like "i'm already getting up early to go to the airport, can't we just have an easy night in"

em: what did i say before. that thing abt if ur friends w damie you will inevitably walk in on them

obsetress: god yeah

em: flip of that.

obsetress: oh GOD

em: god they would argue about dinner

em: bicker about EVERYTHING

em: dani and rebecca both make the married couple joke

em: jamie goes pale

obsetress: wait sorry i just went back to tahirahs insta post and like

obsetress: katie parker commented and was like "i love these shots of you" and she was like "thanks luv " and i'm like

obsetress: why does this....... still track........... with exes au...............

em: perdy is always a little too flirty w vis paramours

obsetress: always! except dani for whatever reason

obsetress: she's just scared of dani

em: Please

obsetress: rebecca's like "i don't see what the problem is. she can do what she wants, but you trust me, don't you?" "of course i trust you" rebecca shrugs "that's it then, isn't it?"

obsetress: anyway vi huffs n crosses her arms n pouts a little bit and is like "well i don't want her to"

obsetress: rebecca is endeared and uses the opportunity to her advantage like the top leaning switch she is

em: dani rebecca parallels: always dtf

obsetress: perdi and vi fighting and vi's like "are you even gay? or do you just want what i have?" and perdi is like "does it matter?"

em: are you even gay perdi nahdkdhdkdhd

em: perdi is like you KNOW about jamie and viola crinkles her nose bc she forgot about that and she’s starting to respect jamie as a person

obsetress: djflakdkfjldkadjLDJFLSKDFJLSDKFJx

obsetress: i screeched

em: viola: you only MET jamie because i hired her for landscaping you fucking-

obsetress: just thinking about perdita watching jamie working on some property sweating in a tank top and Deciding

em: bringing out some lemonade etc

em: haha you look parched

obsetress: smiling widely, turning on the charm

obsetress: jamie is very attractive and very swoonworthy, but perdita 100% only goes for it because she refuses to let viola have one (1) thing

obsetress: and that extends to lesbianism

em: viola's like no this is normal right. siblings competing. rivalries etc and danis like uh i’m an only child and jamies like uh i raised my brother

em: they don’t know how to tell her sure it happens but it’s also extremely fucken weird vi

obsetress: jamie: you have to tell her dani: why do i have to tell her jamie: you tell her everything dani: i don't tell her–– ok, i tell her most things. i'm not sure i want to tell her this though jamie: why not dani: she's not... she's not gonna like it jamie: So You Might Be A People Pleaser,

em: jamie: i can’t tell her. she’s only just forgotten the perdi thing. what if she remembers i’ve

em: in depth character study of viola and perdi’s fucked up rivalry

em: violas like goddamn it do i have to fuck jamie to get even

obsetress: i––

em: she decides against it

em: jamie is none the wiser

obsetress: she Considers it tho

em: jamie would die on the spot if she knew

obsetress: weighs the pros and cons

obsetress: the best part is like

obsetress: this is all post-danvi and pre-damie right so when dani n jamie see rebecca and vi at that video store

obsetress: viola's like wait.

obsetress: wait

obsetress: dani ending up with the hot gardener her sister fucked because she has bizarre jealousy and possession issues is really just the cherry on top of a shit sundae

em: the funniest part of all our very tangled lore is like

em: none of it contradicts bc it’s even funnier when it’s Extremely Ugly And Messy

em: because lesbians are just... like that

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obsetress: exes au au where viola did fuck jamie, the video rental shop scene is 100 times more awkward

em: don’t think about it don’t think about it dont

em: i am thinking about it

em: jamie has to deal with having been railed by all three of them instead of just the two

em: it feels very uneven to her bc rebeccas a doll, dani, u don’t understand, and ur only running into one ex,

obsetress: talk about the mortifying ordeal of being known

obsetress: "wait, that's your ex?" "yeah" "dani" "what" "dani" "what" jamie's voice is hushed but a lil pitchy and a lot panicky "i think i fucked your ex" "you think?" "i fucked your ex" "you fucked her or she fucked you? because i'm sorry, baby, but i really don't think––"

em: sorry, baby, but i really don’t think-

em: SCREAMED

obsetress: that might be my fave lil bit i've ever written adlfkjasdklf

em: dani being a little too interested in jamie getting railed is like. everything to me

obsetress: jamie's already big blushing

em: a little secret between hannah obsetress and em cowlesbian but i am So thinking abt it

em: patreon exclusive exes au au

[em edit: you can imagine how long this lasted]

obsetress: no one is happy about this situation except dani, who is delighted

em: after, jamie's like. what did u mean by u don’t think that...

em: puffs out her chest

em: i could have-

em: danis like yeah but i know u didn’t did u

obsetress: dani clayton ilu

em: danis like um

em: completely unprompted bc dani ‘finishes a conversation 5 hours later’ is really funny to me

em: danis like i did tho

em: jamies like can you DROP IT

em: she’s SMUG

em: she’s so pleased w herself

obsetress: in bed with the lights off jamie's pulling the sheets up and closing her eyes afterthought

obsetress: just a happy lil hum and an "i did, though"

obsetress: and jamie knows IMMEDIATELY what she's talking about

em: dani never lets jamie live it down

obsetress: never!

obsetress: they'll be washing dishes one day "hey baby?" "hmm" "you slept with a landlord"

em: oh um. flipping the whole ‘experienced jamie virginal dani’ trope everyone loves but

em: i love the idea of dani being like hey jamie did u ever- and jamies like (grumbles) does it matter

em: dani is mentally applying a gold star to her chart

obsetress: ksdljfskdfjlsdjflksdjaf

obsetress: the gold star

em: at this point dani is absolute just tryna tease jamie so she’s like oh well when- and jamies like ok i get it

em: jamie Pretends not to be a little interested

obsetress: meanwhile vi and rebecca very matter of factly swapped stories the first day they Realized

obsetress: vibecca swapping stories and their stories complimenting each other so well that they're like well. hmm

obsetress: glad those two found each other

em: two praise kinks u say

em: ok sorry one more thought i’m thinking abt like

em: jamie staying over (idk if this is before or during damie) and viola and perdi are having yet another spat on the phone and violas like

em: no you ALWAYS do this, whatever you think you’re doing with rebecca-‘ and she barely hears some muffled sorta ‘oh, sorry, remember jamie-

em: and jamies doing the maths. hmm

em: jamies like actually i refuse to examine this further. self care

em: brings it up with dani later and dani LOSES her shit laughing

em: haha jamie you got willoughby’ed

obsetress: SCREAMS

obsetress: you got willoughby'd

obsetress: how does one get willoughbyd asking for a friend

em: yeah same asking for a friend

obsetress: dani, gigglesnorting: wait, you hooked up with... with perdi?

obsetress: (dani hates perdita because viola hates perdita and it is a deep seated hatred she refuses to unlearn)

obsetress: a loyalty strange and enduring, despite it all

em: to be fair perdi is the Worst

em: all of these characters i love to make sympathetic and then perdi is where i draw the line akdhdkhd

em: it’s funnier if she’s awful

em: like a viola that never gets therapy

obsetress: lldjfkaskldfj god same

obsetress: it's too good

em: danis like wait hold on. lemme get a pen

em: makes a silly little chart

em: if the fandom tries to make jamie into a shane the l word character i will simply take that and make jamie mortified abt her uh. well! a pretty girl is nice to her and she forgets how to behave

em: jamie's like oh sure like u don’t have embarrassing flings- and danis like yeah but i don’t interact w them on a daily basis jamie

em: also i didn’t fuck perdi

obsetress: skskskflsdflks

obsetress: "you did fuck perdi though, right? because that just be embarrassing, jamie, if she had been the one who..."

em: skgsdjhdkdhdk

em: jamie grumbles something abt pillow princesses and dani like

em: CLAPS her hands in glee

obsetress: jlsdjflkJSDFKJSDFJ

obsetress: GOD

obsetress: she's immediately pulling out her phone to text vi

em: jamies like why would u message her sister that u freak n danis like oh no theyre very open with each other it’s uh. hmm. anyway

#this is one of my faves won’t lie hfydyst #featuring perdita who is. just #a terrible little delight gshdjfjv #idk what to say about this one except um. i’m sorry #and i hope u can still look me in the eye despite #being a grotty little multishipper #the dani jamie viola rebecca exes au #longggg one

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lilstrawbxrry · 4 years

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2019: final messages [PART 2]

Part 1 --> [HERE]

ll Part two of my New Year messages! This is a combination of people who reblogged the one thing after I published my original post, as well as some other random people I want to give love to. u w u

@fatechosen

You’re one of the new friends I made this year and I am so glad I did! At first I was a little bit hesitant to interact with you because I had seen you write with someone I’ve had bad experiences with, but I’m really glad I chose to reach to you after all!! I really enjoy all of our OOC talks on Discord and I’m sorry I haven’t really come to chat as much as of late. > <

Your blog has changed quite a bit compared to when we’ve first started interacting, but remember that writing should be fun for you, as well as for your partners. Writing as the muses you connect with the most is important, even if those might not be the most popular muses. I’m looking forward to getting into more otome games in the future so I can interact with more of your babies. <33

@diverse-hearts

Mira!! You’re probably one of my oldest friends here on Tumblr and even though we don’t talk as much as we did in the past, I’m still extremely grateful to have you as a friend and a RP partner. You have a BUNCH of muses and even though I only interact with a select few, I’ve been enjoying those interactions a lot.

My personal favorite has to be the friendship we have going on between Ashley and Sharon. They’re different in so many ways, but they make for such a fun combination!

I love it when you spam my inbox and honestly I would send in more asks as well but I know you already have a lot of asks and drafts as is and I feel bad for adding to that workload, lol. Nonetheless, I hope we can continue to interact frequently in 2020. u w u

@gameboyheroes

Congratulations, you’ve kept up with me for yet another year, haha! I’m glad we’ve managed to stay friends for such a long time and I am sorry we don’t talk as much as we used to. Unfortunately the MM verse died down a lot and I’ve mostly been focusing on Diabolik Lovers as of late. However, that doesn’t mean I’ve lost interest in interacting! I still love MM a lot and would like to have more interactions within that verse.

I know you went through a lot mentally this year and I hope that things will be better for you in 2020. If you ever need someone to talk to, just know that I’m here! <3

@mckeitbeautiful

Time after time you keep on impressing me with just how much effort you put into your blog ー from the carefully decorated icons, to the multiple promos and starter calls to get interactions going and your vast amount of muses across several fandoms.

I really should come and poke at you more on Discord too. I’m sorry for being such a shy bean at times. > < I know your MM muses haven’t been the most active, but I hope I can interact with them more in the future, as well as with your recently added Kanato because I’m totally into DL at the moment! (Quite obviously)

Our timezones don’t always match very well, but if you see me online on Discord, you’re always free to come and talk to me! Whether it’s for plotting or just a casual chat!

@complures-aspiceres

You recently made your return to Tumblr and I was honestly really happy to see you back! While your two MM muses may not be on the very top of your priority list, you’re always free to come and bother me when they’re being active! I love the twins to bits and I’m always up for interacting with them! <3

I also hope we can talk OOC more in 2020 because I enjoy getting to know my RP partners outside of IC interactions as well. I know you don’t use Discord, but my IMs are always open! Don’t be shy!

@sadistic-sakamaki

Your Ayato is so spot on, Rejet should hire you to write his character’s routes from now on. Also huge props to you for sticking to the fandom for so long since you’ve had your blog for so long!? I was shocked when I saw the number!

Seeing you interact with some of the Yui roleplayers on the dash also turned me into a huge AyaYui shipper, to the point where even my muses ships the two of them together in my classmates verse, haha.

We’ve only talked OOC a few times in the DL Discord server, but you’re such a sweetie. I hope we can become even better friends in the coming years. ^^

@detrimentalbloodsucker

Even though we haven’t really talked OOC very much just yet, I want to thank you for sending in asks every once in a while! You seem like a really nice person and I can’t wait to talk/interact more with you in the future! ^^

If you want to turn any of the answered asks into a thread, never hesitate to hit me up and I’d be more than happy to!

#(( ooc ))#here we go u w u #spreading more love #before the new year

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prioritizingpurples · 6 years

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OOC chatlog

chatlog between fayna @prioritizingpurples and ava/rehavar @brighter-than-creations-dark under the cut!

prioritizingpurples hey ava are you okay/safe you seem. really upset and fucked up right now but also? rehavar? what the FUCK.

prioritizingpurples okay i'm assuming that you're safe but i'm still worried about you but i can't pretend like i'm not mad at you or that i'm ~only~ worried look, like.... either you knew i'd be okay with this, in which case why the hell did you hide it from me, or you knew i wouldn't be okay with this, in which case why did you stay friends with me when you know i have issues w boundaries and then you didn't even have the decency to tell me privately and instead you wanted to make it into some kind of... public spectacle???? either way that's kind of really fucked up of you!!! i defended your family's war crimes and you don't even give enough of a shit about me to, like. be honest?

prioritizingpurples quite honestly though it sounds like you're having a breakdown so don't.... worry about my feelings until after that's over, honestly take care of yourself no matter what shit you apparently believe of me that you'd rather dump me for a redfucker, i do genuinely want you to be okay

brighter-than-creations-dark ...ok I completely deserved all of that and I don't know what to say other than I'm sorry. I just. I'm so sorry. you have to tell me if there's no chance we can be friends after this because I can't hope for that if it's not possible I promise I'm not doing anything stupid, you don't need to worry about me

prioritizingpurples thank you for apologizing

prioritizingpurples i... i do think that we can still be friends after this. i stayed with you through war crimes drama, i think i can handle you having a different opinion on reds, as long as you can handle me also disagreeing and talking to you even if i'm not "ready to listen about how reds are our siblings", yk? i was more upset with how you did it, going from denying ever interacting w red rights people one post and then publicly calling me out for not being red-friendly enough in your next post, and not. like. trusting or caring about me enough to let me KNOW after all this time so, like, it's going to take work, you can't just say 'sorry' and expect all of my feelings from what you did to go away instantly, i'm still kind of. pissed, if we're being honest but. that said, we've been friends for a while now, you KNOW i can't just stop worrying about you bc you said so :P i may be angry but you're. still my friend tbh, and if you need anything--money, someone to talk to, whatever--i can't promise i can help but i can promise i'll do my best

brighter-than-creations-dark I know. I lied to y'all and I was manipulative instead of trusting you that we could be friends in spite of our differences. it doesn't help that my family proved me right but you deserved better from me, and I can see that nowwe don't have to talk about what I said in my post ever again if you don't want to and....

brighter-than-creations-dark idk. I know you're mad and you will be for a while, but getting the chance to apologize and you not hating me forever effective immediately has been the best news I've gotten this week. I'm not gonna pull something like this again

prioritizingpurples thank you for realizing what you did wrong and being open about that. it means a lot to me that you're willing to acknowledge that you fucked up and it's good to know you're okay with not talking about it with me if i don't want to. thanks for the promise not to pull something like this again, too, although it'll still take time to build up that trust again ...also, please keep an eye on your feet and if they turn colors that aren't your normal skintone (paler/yellowish/grayish/reddish) or if they get too sore or tingly please please get medical help, i'm not a doctor but i know enough to know that "can't feel your feet" can probably be bad if it gets worse?

brighter-than-creations-dark I think they're okay? I don't wanna camp again tonight though, it's supposed to snow. I'm about to head to a bar to see about finding a place to stay um, idk if you were serious about sending me a few dollars to spend the night in a hostel

brighter-than-creations-dark I reckon you wouldn't have said it if you weren't, but I don't wanna ask that of you right now. not after....yeah.

brighter-than-creations-dark don't worry about me. I promise I'm not gonna do anything I'm not comfortable with. I'm just gonna try and charm a yellow or someone into letting me crash on their floor for a night

brighter-than-creations-dark I've seen only a handful of purples since I got here so if anything I have novelty on my side

prioritizingpurples yeah i am definitely being serious i have enough extra money right now to do that kind of thing and im not saving up for a credit or anything so you know i can't stop worrying about you like that tbh i'd honestly rather just send you some cash than HAVE to worry about where you're sleeping tonight bc u know i can't just... stop worrying cause u told me so so even if u can't ask me for money for yourself at least let me give u something to help my worries a little

prioritizingpurples thank you for like. being so considerate towards me after everything though, it means a lot, bc, yeahhhh. but i. wouldn't have offered if i didn't want to

brighter-than-creations-dark okay. I can borrow [equivalent of $30] from you and I'll give it back if I end up not needing it is that alright?

prioritizingpurples yeah of course i was prepared to give you, like, up to [equivalent of $100-$150] without even like worrying about repayment so like. just send me your info and i'll send it over, don't worry about paying me back, aight? maybe one day if we ever end up doing that camping trip you can do something there for me to pay me back, idk. but for now, no strings attached, $30 is a small price to help another purple (and my peace of mind :p)

brighter-than-creations-dark okay. you don't know how much this means to me, Fayna thank you.

prioritizingpurples yeah, of course [does fayna already have some sort of paypal-equivalent for reha? if so, she's now approximately $35 richer with a note that she's had a rough time and deserves an extra $5 to use however she wants. if not, fayna will probably poke her a bit more to learn her paypal-equivalent]

brighter-than-creations-dark [I think she probably does. Reha has probably sent her stuff from Voa before I bet]

prioritizingpurples [okay, well, you can assume that that is done then]

#amenta rp

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