#texas pete hot sauce

[i-am-iron-man-3000]

Adventures of California Man

#california man #texas pete hot sauce #adventures of California Man #I-am-iron-man-3000

[cosmicladyy]

sweet n’ sour

{ crispin wizard drabble }

being able to cook and crispin loving every single thing you make

calling him at work to see what he wants for lunch bc he’s really picky and wants something different everyday

but you don’t mind bc you'll take any reason just to watch him work

trying to startle him whenever you come in but he’s already used to it after you accidently made him bump his head on a car he was working on

him always offering to share even if you already ate / aren’t hungry and forcefully lovingly feeding you what you brought him

you brought him some sausages cut to look like little octopi and he complained that he ‘was a grown man and not some kindergartener’

obviously he didn’t mean it and ate them all in one go when you tried to take them back

On his days off, you still like to cook for him

only this time he watches you and helps whenever he can

he also takes little bites when you’re not looking

definitely has a photo album dedicated to the meals you make him

he actually considered making an account to show off your mad skills

my hc is that he loves spicy food but is a total baby who can barely handle the heat 

he asked for the spiciest sauce you had to pair with the food

you told him he won’t be able to handle it, but he insisted

he chugged an entire bottle of water after one bite and whined that you tried to kill him

it was texas pete

 “We should check out this new ramen place that opened up,” you shoved your phone in Crispin’s face to show what popped up on your feed.

He takes a closer look, raising a spoonful of rice into his mouth, “That looks pretty good, send that to me.”

“Ew, nasty, you got rice everywhere,” you wipe at his face, earning a growl from him as he tried to pull away, “I wouldn’t have to baby you if you ate normally.”

“You like nasty.” The bastard has the audacity to raise his eyebrows at you and snicker when you pull away. 

You gave him an unimpressed look as you wipe down the table and he takes the opportunity to swipe some food off your plate when you’re not paying attention.

“Anyways,” Situating yourself back in your seat, “How about it? Up for a date night at this new place?”

He looks back at your phone and thinks about it, “Sure, I wanna try that extra spicy ramen they're servin’.”

“You won’t be able to handle it.”

“YES I WILL.”

#crispin wizard x reader #crispin x reader #bapc x reader #texas pete is bottom tier hot sauce #cosmicwrites #bee and puppycat

[junkngunk]

made hot sauce gifs bc why not

#hot sauce #i love valentina #sparkly gif #cholula #franks red hot #texas pete #tabasco sauce #sriracha

[pierogi-png]

fried fish lemon juice texas pete god tier combo

#idc what anyone says texas pete is the BEST HOT SAUCE 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 #elijah.txt

[fatalroadie00]

Roadie's Burnin' Ring O' Fire Southern Living Top 5 Hot Sauces?

#youtube #southern living #hot sauce #hot sauce challenge #cholula #crystal hot sauce #louisiana hot sauce #franks red hot sauce #texas pete #fatalroadie #roadie snacks

[parappah]

feel free to specify different flavors ❤️‍🔥

#hot sauce #chiliheads #polls #my polls

[kevinmason]

Texas Pete (MM #4225)

Texas Pete (MM #4225)

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#hot sauce #kevin mason #lawsuit #mason minute #north carolina #nuisance #texas pete

[creatureswallows]

i dont know what anti heartburn crack they put in texas pete hot sauce but....

#i dont even usually like vinegary hot sauce #but texas pete hits DIFFERENT

[double-yellows]

Besties, I was warned about the spiciness of the food I got for lunch before purchasing, yet I, a white lady from the Midwest-ish US whose spice tolerance stops at Texas Pete, said “it’s ok!!”

It was so good but my stomach is so mad at me lol

#real life shit #I love chilies but my stomach hates me for eating them womp womp #also for the uninitiated Texas Pete is very mild hot sauce

[bowserwife]

[startrekivthevoyagehome]

#tried to include all the common brands #personally i am a sriracha & tabasco enjoyer but which one i use depends on the dish

[gothicprep]

i'm not including sriracha on here because imo it's a separate category

#i can't decide because imo they all have specific purposes #tossup between melinda's and shaquanda's for me i think

[flutteredown]

my dad hasn't spoken to me in over a week and he just entered my room drunk and handed me an empty bottle of texas pete hot sauce filled with some homemade "corn liquor(?)" and made me try it.... he told me some guy at work makes it and then he told me he's been up on the roof drinking it. so.

#and btw he walked in as i was pouring myself a whiskey cola #and umm it was good i guess