#tells you he broke into HBO to steal Infinity Train

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Crane gives off the vibes of some poor jazz-era newsboy or some Victorian street urchin who would offer to shine your shoes for a penny. Until you start talking to him and then you find out he watches a lot of true crime.

#ava hangman #ava shorts #Crane is every meme about why authors have sus search history #he’s probably really good at reading ciphers and decoding secret messages #knows all the tricks for invisible ink #knows all the hand signals only secret service organizations are supposed to be aware of #has a knack for piracy #he jokes and say that’s why he’s on the gallows #tells you he broke into HBO to steal Infinity Train #then goes on a tangent about the historical precedent of cartoon villains tying damsels to railroad tracks #only remembers when he mentions Tulip that he’s supposed to be helping you fold origami flowers