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kellykadesperate · 3 years

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emmerdale is always just like on in my house at 7 so i’ve been watching bits and pieces this week and have some thoughts:

cain and moira and that damn sunset was one of the most beautiful scenes (visually lol) i’ve seen in emmerdale and i like how it was so quiet and like farmy and cute

today’s stuff with cain and her felt frustrating but also very cain like?? he was never going to cry and confess his undying love for her and i think it made sense for him to wake up and be like oooooh all the bad will i have for her is still swimming around in my brain then?? it’s rare that feelings of betrayal really really last in soaps so i like how this happened over a year ago now and yet it’s still very heavily felt between them. showing them working themselves back to a good point would be way more interesting then it being fixed over night

the charity stuff for me is like dire and i think a lot of people agree on that front. it’s just bad. whilst it’s in her to be selfish and not a good mother and yada ya i sort of hate how it’s being spun that vanessa was the one person to make her better. not only because she was very much a together person in previous relationships (jai comes to mind!!) but also because it just makes her/vanessa seem really unhealthy. i liked how chas was able to be someone telling her she’s wrong because it was necessary, especially when she said she was nothing without vanessa because that wasn’t romantic or sweet, just really really sad lol

i have ... no idea why they decided to have tracy crying and screaming and everyone losing their minds over nate’s sentencing only for them to suspend it? what ... where is the drama or the pay off or even the care to show him/tracy initally react to the news? tracy just came in and was like oh yeah ... suspended sentence surprise!! the fact that they did not even get like a quiet little moment where she told him how happy she was or some soppy stuff just says it all about how much depth they’ve put in their relationship

the belle stuff was ... stuff. like i like the fact that they are highlighting how her mental illness is something that can never go away but again like ... the actual pay off of something going on for months was just so ... nothing? i actually thought she was going to confess to running over moira, have her not serve prison time because she was clearly not of sound mind and them deal with jamie another way but hey hoooooooo

also jamie is like hilarious. i feel like they are trying to give him depth like with his conversation with dawn where he realised he was doing a Bad Thing by calling will and that whole set up and that’s fine to show him as not just a good guy. but. they steer him way towards being a pantomime villain at times which just beats all the potential nuance out of him. they could have had him really change his mindset on life/relationships over the whole millie paternity scare and show him meaner from then but instead they had him have the affair with belle and then ... run over moira and ... be mean? idk it just did not feel as true as it could have considering things that have happened to him since last year

oh and the gabby stuff is just odd

on the whole though it just feels like stories are being written with like no real thought paid to how they end/develop and how satisfying that is for the audience? nate’s suspended sentence comes to mind, as well as whatever that chas/paddy resolution was and the revelation that aaron bullied someone at school

but yeah 10 sins are removed for that sunset scene

#the robron shipper in me is dying at the prospect of a sunset scene like that dear god #emmerdale

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msbigredmachine · 4 years

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More Than That - A Roman Reigns Story - Chap. 1

He deserves so much better. She knows she can give him so much better. It all depends on if she has the guts to tell him, since he can’t seem to see it for himself. Roman Reigns/OC

A/N: Surprise. Brand new story outta nowhere. Enjoy!

The Raw and Smackdown rosters are joined in this story, for a while at least.

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CHAPTER 1

A loud, impatient knock on my apartment door interrupts the sleep that was about to claim me. I pull my blanket further over my head, hoping the person will take a hint and fuck off, but the knocking gets more aggressive. And then my phone vibrates beside me, and it’s like déjà vu when I instantly figure out who it is. Dragging myself out of bed with a tired huff, I shuffle through my small apartment, reach the door and peek through the peephole, not surprised to see a somber-looking Roman Reigns standing on the other side. There’s only one reason he’d be here this late at night, and it’s way too late to be putting up with anyone's bullshit drama, him included. Sadly, Roman is someone I can never turn away from my doorstep. ‘Cause I’m an idiot.

“It’s over,” he utters in a clipped tone, as soon as I open the door. His duffel bag is in his grasp and his expression is grim. I stand there, looking at him half-coherently. “Huh?”

He rolls his eyes at my slowness. “Did I stutter? Shauna and I are over. Can I crash here for tonight?”

I should tell him no. To go somewhere else. I’m not his only friend that lives in Tampa. Running to me in the middle of the night will never solve his problems with his girlfriend. But like I said earlier, I’m an idiot when it comes to this big lug of a man.

Wiping the sleep from my eyes with a yawn, I step aside to let him in. I watch him look around the living area of my apartment, and there’s an uncertainty about his demeanor even though he’s been here many times. Yep. This isn’t his first argument with his girl, but this time I have no intentions of asking what had transpired between them; mostly because I don’t give a fuck about that bitch, for personal reasons.

"Where should I put my stuff?" Roman asks me, still standing dazedly in the middle of my apartment.

I shrug my shoulders nonchalantly. "My room, the kitchen, wherever you want," I respond, watching him shuffle towards my bedroom. Certain I’m not going to get much sleep from here on out, I go over to the kitchen, fish out a blunt from my hidden stash and light one up. Luckily, I don’t have to worry about getting tested regularly at work, unlike Roman and the other guys and gals. I make myself comfortable in the kitchen, settling on one of the barstools by the island. The first puff soothes my lungs, as I shake my head at the situation my friend is in.

Roman is one of my closest friends in the WWE. We go way back, having met when I joined FCW as the show’s backstage interviewer, long before NXT came into existence and blew up like it has. He was Tag Team champ then, and it took a while before we got along. Fast forward a couple of years and we were both on the main roster, with him killing it as part of the Shield, while I also became an important part of programming with my numerous backstage roles. I was so proud of him, and he was of me too; he always told me so.

Right from time, people have always assumed there was something going on between the two of us, judging from how much time we spent together, and I'd be lying if I said I don’t have a thing for him. I do. But it seems like a one-sided situation as he’s never shown any interest in me like that. Sure, we flirt here and there – and boy, can he flirt – and we cuddle occasionally, but he is untouchable to me. Plus, he’s taken. He always seemed to be taken. Whether it was by an outsider or one of the female wrestlers, there was never an opening, not for me anyway. But, as I’ve grown to learn, his unavailability is not necessarily a bad thing, given the crappy track record wrestling relationships - his included - have gained over time.

Working behind the scenes, I’ve experienced firsthand how relationships crumble so easily in this industry. The wrestlers were never home to tend to their significant others. Some disregarded their marriages and behaved like single men and women on the road. Superstars who had squeaky clean images on-screen turned out to be cheating bastards off-screen. Then, on the flipside, WWE couples quickly got sick of seeing each other and being in each other’s space all the time. And the fallout was often messy. And public.

Roman wasn’t cheating on Shauna. Not to my knowledge at least. Admittedly, he wasn’t the best boyfriend ever, but he wasn’t the worst, either. The two of them have been having problems for a while, though. I can’t remember how many times he would call my phone to rant or come over to my hotel room or my apartment right after an argument. Sometimes he would be pissed over the stupidest, mundane things that they argued about, and other times he’d be telling me such personal stuff, and he seemed to have no hesitation telling me about any of it. But every time I would accommodate him, every time I would be there for him. Take his side, no matter what. Even when he ends up going back to her like he always does. Because he is my friend. And though I should know better, I want to be more. So much more. But since I can’t have him, I’ve settled for being his friend. In the end, I tell myself it’s not really settling, because he is wonderful to me, and he’s backed me up whenever I needed him. Long story short, he was all I could ever ask for in a friend, and I guess that was fine with me.

The sound of my bedroom door squeaking open startles me a bit, and turning my head, I watch Roman trudge towards me, now barefoot but still in his tank top and sweatpants. “You okay?” I ask him.

He runs a hand over his growing beard and exhales tiredly. “Yeah.”

“Wanna talk about it?” I offer.

He shrugs his huge shoulders. “Came home earlier than usual. There was a guy in our bed. She was on top of him.”

My eyes narrow. That bitch. “I'm sorry.”

Seeing right through me, he scoffs at my attempt at sympathy. “Nah, you're not. You hate her.”

“Hate is a strong word, Reigns. And I’m sorry that you had to see that in your own home. That’s so fuckin’ disrespectful.”

“Well, what’s done is done.” He opens my refrigerator and sticks his head inside. “Got any beer?”

“Yep. Your favorite, as usual.”

“And ice-cold, too.” He retrieves two cans of beer, then comes over and kisses the top of my head before placing a beer in front of me. “You always come through for me, Chocolate. Thanks.”

I fight back the blush creeping up my cheeks, my body’s automatic reaction every time he uses that nickname. He takes a seat on the barstool next to me. As he cracks open his beer, I’m about to offer him my blunt, but remembering he has just two strikes left from the Wellness Policy, I change my mind and keep it to myself.

“I really am sorry about Shauna,” I say to him sincerely. “I know you cared about her.” He did. And I didn’t understand why. Yes, I’m biased, but Shauna always gave off vibes that she was interested in him only because he was on TV and was rich and famous. And every battle between them was proving me right.

Roman rubs his forehead. “I felt this shit coming, you know. Things ain’t been right between me and her for a long time now. I thought we could work things out. But clearly she wasn’t interested.”

“It’s not for me to say,” I say, nodding grimly. “But if she can’t respect you enough to tell you how she was really feeling, then maybe you’re better off without her, Ro. You are,” I insist when he turns to face me, confusion and sadness plaguing his eyes.

"I'm not a bad guy, Ari. I did what I could. I tried to be there for her.”

I shake my head and rest my arms on the kitchen counter. "No one says you’re a bad guy, Reigns. Maybe you did try. But obviously she didn’t think it was enough."

"It fuckin’ sucks, man. Acting like she don’t know how fuckin’ crazy our schedule is."

"I know," I say. “But hey, if she can’t deal with it, then tough.”

"You know, she always got so pissed whenever I came here to see you," he chuckles. “Always questioned our relationship and shit.”

I won’t lie, I’m glad to hear that. Getting under that insecure bitch’s skin is something I have no qualms doing. But still. “I don't know why you won’t tell her, ain’t nothin’ goin’ on with us. Lord knows I wouldn't go near your community dick with a ten-foot pole.”

Obviously, Roman doesn't believe me. "Sure, you wouldn't," he smirks.

"I’m serious. I don’t know where that shit has been so I ain’t touching it," I say, pointing at his crotch.

"You mean to tell me that you never thought about sleeping with me?"

It’s not the first time he’s posing that question to me, and wouldn’t he like to know the truth. “Um, no hun. You sexy as hell, but that’s where it ends for me.” I’ve practiced that line in my head a hundred times before, and each time it sounds more convincing in my brain than out loud. “Sorry, big guy.”

Roman frowns. "Way to make me feel better, babe." He takes a sip of his beer, and then sighs heavily as he stares straight ahead. “Ya know, things were easier when I was broke and nobody knew who I was.”

I find myself chuckling at the ludicrous statement. “Come on. We both know that's bullshit. You love the money and the spotlight.”

He can’t contest facts and he knows it, so he ends up shrugging instead. “You might be right.”

I laugh and roll my eyes. "I am right. Want a snack or something?" Patting his shoulder, I get up to head to the refrigerator.

"Hey, Chocolate?" he calls out.

I turn around slightly. "What?"

Something flickers in his eyes, and then it’s gone as he licks his lips and watches me. "Thank you. For everything," he replies, his voice a soft whisper that causes my heart to lurch in my chest.

I can only trust myself to smile and wave dismissively. "Don’t sweat it. Get some rest. Turn on Netflix or something."

As Roman retreats to the sofa and turns on the TV, I think about the conversation we just had. I have never been the homewrecking type. Even when I’ve been tempted to rid him of Shauna myself, I’ve held back for his sake. It was obvious that he cared about her a lot, and I tried to respect that. But if this separation of theirs was for real, then things were going to be explosive.

I’m in a position that many women would kill to have, being the one person that Roman Reigns always turned to in his time of need. I could risk it all, finally seize the opportunity presented to me so many times, and boy, would I. I would fuck him every day of the week, twice on Sundays, until that bitch was out of his system.

By tomorrow morning, she would have put up a ten-minute long video on Instagram shedding fake tears about their breakup, and the rumor about Roman splitting with her because of me would pop up again. But I can deal with that later. More pressing things are on my mind right about now. Like being there for my friend in the strictly platonic sense of the world.

I’m well aware that the opportunity is present for me to act on it. But I’m not going to take it. Because I care too much about our friendship to fuck it up like that. I’m better than that. I’m better than Shauna. And maybe some day, Roman will finally see it, too.

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spadesinglasses · 4 years

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Sex Education season 2 (Series)

woot woot season 2

Okay so let's start my reaction to Sex Education 2 with:

I was very excited when it went live, unfortunately was spoiled about Rahim's scenes before I could finally watch it.

Now after Season 1, i was on the fence with Adam and Eric. I do see their thing, but it being bully x bullied once again, i grew tired of it already.

I knew Ola was not gonna stay much longer as Otis' partner because I get different vibes from her. Lily being Ola's girlfriend is a surprise altogether, but I was spoiled by it prior to watching the show.

Now Rahim, Rahim is fucking hot omfg. His voice, his movement and mannerism is just super sexy. He was confident, straight to the point and was just being himself. The way he observed Eric to figure out if he's gay, to the way he just inserted himself in Eric's life was just grand.

Now let's talk about the show in general.

I personally think that the show got boring around episode 5 maybe 4. I found myself not having that urgency to finish it around that time, and I'm not sure who to blame.

Otis' issues are there, Ola got hers sorted, Maeve's issue got more complicated because of fucking Isaac. Right at the first time this dude showed up, I knew he's gonna be one of those guys.

Now let's deal the hets first.

Otis and Maeve is now under this plot that I've seen multiple times. If ever season 3 will happen, I can see it being most of them going back and forth because of isaac, and the maybe final episode be them reconciling and then happily ever after.

It's boring. Isaac's thing with Maeve is annoying. Otis finally started working on his issue, but now he has to deal with Isaac as well on top of being on his own now (Eric has Adam, and then Ola has Lily.)

Jean and Yakov's relationship is a whole nother issue, but I think this one will be solve fairly quickly since there's not really much there to deal with. Jean being pregnant, I wonder if they'll have her abort the child, have it be adopted, or keep it. I can guarantee you tho that this will pile on top of Otis' issue.

Otis and Jean also needs to work on their relationship after this because I refuse to believe it will be solved just like that.

Isaac is annoying and honestly cannot even spare anymore brain energy for him.

THE PRINCIPAL GROFF, he's finally having what he deserves. He had ruined multiple fucking lives just because he's a man child. Nope, off with his head I tell ya.

Mrs. Groff and Adam, they both still clearly love the principal, and it breaks my heart. But seeing Maureen happy finally, it was all worth it. I hope she lives her best life now.

Adam better not mess it up.

NOW let's deal with the gays.

Okay I want to be clear first. Is Adam really supposed to be bisexual? I might have to rewatch the first season, but I really thought he couldn't get it up for women? Isn't that the point why he used viagra in the first place?

Because if he's not actually bisexual, are we dealing with yet again gay panic 2.0 from the same person?

Eric, oh boy Eric. You let go of Rahim for Adam.

Rahim's last words was really great. Rahim may not know Adam the way Eric do, but at the same time, Eric has not yet completely pulled off the rose colored glasses for Adam.

I honestly just decided to watch season 2 for Eric because I'm curious who the new man is, and how his storyline would end with Adam getting back, but I was honestly just disappointed.

I think at this point the future season 3 would end up having Adam dealing with his pda issues, and being open, and any homophobia he has left in his body. His storyline would end up being like Ander's from Elite and honestly just thinking about it exhausts me.

Nope, not here for that drama.

Eric will end up being the emotional soundboard and guru of Adam or he will just end up second guessing his decision and thinking if Rahim was right.

Either way, it's gonna be sad gay/bisexual times.

On a better note, Ola and Lily got together so quick with just little gay panic from Lily. It was actually one of the best storylines in season 2.

I wanna say clearly that I do not know if season 3 is gonna happen. Me speculating about it doesn't mean there's gonna be one.

This post may have had too many negative stuff in it, so let's highlight the great ones.

THE SHOW DEALING WITH ASEXUALITY. THE SHOW DEALING WITH SEXUAL HARASSMENT omfg this storyline was fucking great and how every girls in the end supported her, like yess pleaseeeeee. THE SHOW'S STORYLINE FOR OLA AND LILY. THE SHOW SHOWING JACKSON AND VIV'S FRIENDSHIP LIKE YES

WIth that, just wanna say that Sex Ed had been one of the greatest season 1 that i've ever seen, so it's a bit sad that I would probably not be tuning in if Season 3 became a thing. At this point I just crave more from shows now. If Season 3 talked about actual sex education more then I might give it a try, but for now it's probably not gonna happen.

#sex education netflix #Glass thoughts

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punkscowardschampions · 5 years

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Buster & Rio

Buster: Back in the 24 yet? Rio: Not quite Rio: Working out if there's a way to get the fundz without getting the 'rents in on the drama Buster: I'll spot you flight money Buster: My boy'll be gutted like, making me ask 'cause he's ready for round 2 Rio: Not for free you won't Rio: What you after? Rio: Ick, no thanks, break the news gently for me? or not Buster: Course Buster: I like the idea of you owing me one, that's all Rio: Ha, well I don't! Buster: Suit yourself Buster: Make your own way home then Rio: That's the plan Rio: Might hang about, just to annoy you, like Buster: You ain't that special, babe Rio: Yeah right Rio: Don't need to tell me, remember Buster: Yeah you got told good and proper last night, like Buster: Unlucky Rio: Yeah that makes sense Rio: don't wanna share me 'cos he ain't bothered, ok Buster: It does when you're only got the one brain cell Buster: Pick better if you want coherent shade thrown at you Rio: Says you Rio: you're out here not picking at all, what do you know? Buster: Plenty Buster: More than you if last night's anything to go by as well Rio: You never seen a domestic? Rio: Not the end of the world, or mine, trust Buster: Says you Buster: Have fun being stranded in my ends Buster: He did you a favor there Rio: Its Chelsea not Chi town Rio: so dramatic Rio: maybe I will Buster: You love it Buster: Up on your socials cause there's no crying in the club Rio: No tears left to cry Rio: Only his Rio: I'm not arsed, McKenna Rio: past his sell by date Buster: Onto the next. I hear you Buster: You could've done better than James but like you said, not arsed Buster: Not a night to be picky like Rio: You've got no room to chat there Rio: but exactly, not like I'm planning on bae-ing him up Rio: Needs must, right? Buster: Yeah Buster: Buy your own bling, his taste is shit Rio: Sly dig? Buster: No, like he literally had his last girl dripping in fakes Rio: Even if it was designer that would be gross Buster: needs must Rio: No, if you can't afford it yourself, you shouldn't be rocking it Rio: Sad Buster: Don't need to tell me Buster: He's a sad case. His ex too Rio: Back at ya Rio: I've got eyes Rio: More depression than the 30s round here Buster: Just think, if you took my money you'd be miles away Rio: I don't like owing people Rio: Especially not you Buster: More fool you Buster: I'll leave you to the delights of this postcode then, shall I? Rio: Not going to even offer a tour, rude Buster: You ain't no tourist Rio: Yeah well, I'm bored Rio: oh my god Rio: did you give him my number?! Buster: Do you think I'm a fucking amateur Buster: Course not Buster: You might not wanna be in my debt but he'll be begging before day's end Rio: Surely I didn't, eurgh Rio: Either that or he's a hacker on the low Rio: Brilliant, why are all your friends so letchy Buster: Beats me Buster: Hang on, I'll have a word Rio: Well that will look suspect Buster: I've had to warn him Nance before now, not gonna bat an eyelid about me doing it for my cousin like Buster: Sorted Buster: You're welcome, babe Rio: Not a master of reading cues then Rio: That doesn't count as a favour Rio: trying to make it 2-0, I see you Rio: but thanks Buster: Fuck off that one's free Buster: No means no Rio: Encouraging to know you've got that bit down pat Buster: Nice to know you thought I didn't Rio: You're surprised? Rio: You know the vibes you put out Buster: I ain't never got with a girl who was any less than enthusiastic Rio: Only got your word on that Buster: Fuck you Buster: That's all you should need on that Buster: I dunno what kind of lads you hang with but that ain't me Rio: Don't be so touchy Rio: That's what bragging sounds like Rio: compensating for something Buster: Whatever Rio: Ugh Rio: Sensitive this morning Buster: You know where the door is, babe Rio: Barred 'til I got the funds Rio: but I'm going to get breakfast Buster: Splashing cash you ain't got? Buster: Nice one Rio: I got enough for a sandwich calm down Rio: at least my moneys my own Buster: Here we fucking go Buster: Wondered how long it'd take you Rio: Its true Rio: I work Buster: And I study. So what? Rio: So what, you're trying to buy me off with your rents money Rio: Get a clue Buster: I'm offering to help you with money we can afford to let you have Buster: Christ Rio: Ain't yours to offer Rio: or claim like you earnt it Buster: You want me to wake my mum and dad so they can do it? Buster: Fucking hell Rio: Exactly why I'm not taking it Buster: Forget I fucking said it Buster: Jesus Rio: You get really arsey when you get called out Rio: too used to your trust fund friends Buster: I get really pissed off when I try and help someone out and they throw it back in my face for no reason Buster: Like I said, forget it Rio: 'Cos you're used to buying everyone off Rio: Lame Rio: and I didn't ask for your help Buster: You don't have to. You're family Buster: But fuck you then Rio: Sell it how you like Buster: Chat what you like Rio: I will thanks Buster: Go for your life Buster: I got nothing to add Buster: You know where I am if you change your mind Rio: don't tell your parents, alright Rio: and you ain't seen me if mine ask Buster: I'm not a snitch Rio: not meant to be here, deffo not with him Rio: one problem solved, you're welcome, guy Buster: Like I said, they're not hearing it from me Rio: Cheers Buster: See you whenever then Rio: You said your parents aren't up? Buster: Not yet Buster: They didn't get back until after me last night Rio: Dirty stopouts Rio: I need a shower Rio: distract 'em if they get up? Buster: What's in it for me? Rio: I don't know Rio: What do you want? Buster: Not to have to talk to my parents Buster: You're gonna have to make it worth my while somehow Rio: Fine Rio: Work out the fine print later Rio: deal? Buster: Yeah Rio: I'm good for my word ask anybody but I ain't going back to whatshisface or hitting someone else up just to get clean like Buster: Come on then Rio: I am Rio: Gotta google maps this shit, I dunno where I am Buster: I take it back, you are a tourist Rio: Oh, like I've been here so much Rio: if you recall, had to make a quick getaway this morning Rio: I got you, 10 minutes or so Buster: Ready when you are Buster: Rents still sleeping sound Rio: That'll be my 🍀 Buster: Jinx yourself if you like Rio: Since when have you been Mr Caution? Buster: Since I'm putting myself out for you Buster: With no reward yet Rio: I'm thinking and walking, God Rio: and they're not THAT bad Buster: Says you Buster: What do you know about it? Rio: Its not like I haven't met them, Buster Buster: And? Buster: You said yourself you never come here Rio: Alright, why are they so bad then? Buster: Why do you wanna get into it? Buster: Not had enough drama like Rio: I don't know Rio: Seemed like you wanted to talk about it Buster: Well I don't Buster: Don't wanna chat to you as standard I'm not trying to get personal with it Rio: Whatever Rio: There's your favour sorted then Buster: Bullshit Buster: You're not getting off that easy Rio: Worth a shot Rio: You could be more helpful, this is worse than a secret santa Buster: Yeah I could Rio: Prick Rio: Don't blame me when you get something you don't want then Buster: I'm basically counting on it, no worries Rio: Masochist Rio: Why would you not want something worth it Buster: I'm waiting to see what you think I'll think is worth it Buster: It'll be hilarious Rio: Ugh Rio: now I'm not even going to try Buster: Thought you didn't have to try? Rio: That's different Buster: Course Buster: Not a cop out at all Rio: Well, you're not inspiring my generosity here Rio: have to wait and see Buster: Face it, Cavante, you don't know everything Rio: You think you're that unpredictable? Buster: Clearly 'cause you're that stumped Rio: Nu-uh! Rio: Gotta give me time to source it Rio: not throwing cash at you like someone would Buster: If you're thinking drugs don't bother Buster: I can get my own Rio: I'm not Rio: Degenerate Buster: Middle-aged mum Rio: Fuck off Buster: You're coming to me, I ain't coming to you Rio: For your shower Rio: not for you Buster: Still need my help though Rio: Nah, I can soap myself up Rio: Don't try and lord it over me now, we got a deal Buster: Don't have to try Rio: No you're not allowed Rio: check the fine print Buster: I ain't signed nothing, babe Rio: Oral contract Buster: Says you Rio: Fine then I'm free too Rio: Can't have it both ways, boy Buster: Whatever Buster: Bored now Rio: Can't blame me Rio: no round 2 for you this morning? Buster: I wouldn't be talking to you if I had anything better to do Rio: Doesn't really answer the question Rio: not with your taste Buster: You're one to talk Rio: What, he was hot Rio: you wanna talk middle aged mums forreal Buster: James ain't Rio: No but he doesn't count Rio: I had to Buster: You can't say shit to me then Rio: You trying to say you have to sleep with generic vanilla bitches? Buster: Unless you're offering to find me a girl who ain't Rio: Big ask Rio: See what I can do Buster: That gonna be your favor like? Buster: Good luck Rio: Tried dating outside of the W/SW postcodes? Rio: Or a black girl Rio: just not white Rio: Expand your horizons Buster: How many times are you gonna make me try in one convo? Rio: You gotta if you want to fuck someone half way decent Rio: not going to fling themselves at your feet like the basics, duh Buster: Never said I wanted to, that was all you getting invested Rio: Have fun with mediocre and less than then? Rio: Strange boy Buster: Cheers Rio: What's the matter? Rio: Scared you won't get nowhere when its not fish in a barrel? Rio: Interesting Buster: Not looking to put effort in where I don't need to Rio: You may as well stay at home with your hand if that's true Rio: what's less effort than that? Buster: Girls throwing themselves at me Buster: Doing all the work Rio: Clearly not all of it Rio: You wouldn't be so fucking moody if they were Buster: Moody? You're hilarious Rio: What else would you call it? You're not fucking prince charming, you know Buster: Why should I give you my best? Buster: I've told you before you ain't that special Buster: Take it in Rio: What about your sister, hmm Rio: WHO are you giving your best to? Rio: Not the basic bitches, clearly Rio: Think on Buster: What do you care? Buster: Nothing to do with you like Rio: I care about Nance, like Rio: Its family, like you said, don't need reason more than that Buster: How we are is between me and her Buster: She can come crying to you all she wants, don't make it about you Rio: I'm not making it about me, dipshit Buster: Stop trying to get in the middle then Rio: Sort it out then Rio: If you were doing a better job I wouldn't need to Buster: You're the only one who wants it sorted Buster: Me and Nance know where we stand Rio: Latter might be right but the former isn't Rio: She's not going to tell you herself 'cos you'll just be a twat about it Rio: but she does want things to be different, I know Buster: No, she wants me to be different Buster: Ain't happening Rio: You're planning to stay an annoying 17 year old forever, yeah? Rio: Cool Rio: She knows who you are, Buster, that's a cop-out Buster: She wants me to go back to being the kid I was Buster: No can do Rio: Alright Rio: You'll work it out Rio: I'm here Rio: Let me in Buster: On it Buster: Finally Rio: Not my fault you kept yabbering Rio: I only went wrong once Buster: It's your own fault you never shut up Buster: Be quiet now at least, yeah? Rio: Pot kettle Rio: Not gonna sing in the shower whilst sneaking am I Rio: Whaddya take me for Buster: I don't need to answer that Buster: You already know Rio: Fair, I don't need to be insulted further Buster: You don't wanna Buster: It might do you good Rio: If that'll cheer you up, feel free to go for it whilst I shower Rio: BRB Buster: CBA Buster: Sooner I stop chatting, sooner you will Rio: Done and done Rio: Like I was never here Buster: See you around then Rio: Toodles Buster: Let me know if you ever make it home Rio: Such a drama queen Rio: think my Ma would be on the blower if I never came back like Buster: Not to me Rio: No but assumedly you talk to your parents on occasion Rio: catch me on the evening news, hope they pick a decent photo Buster: You and your ex probably Buster: Assuming he snatched you Rio: Awkward when he comes back empty-handed Rio: left me in a ditch somewhere Buster: Wouldn't be the weirdest place anyone in our fam has woken up after a night out Rio: No less embarrassing than some kid in Chelsea's gaff Rio: I'll take it, Curtis will be freed when I turn up not dead, its chill Buster: You should've just come to ours Buster: Brought it on yourself Rio: I hope I do get murdered now Rio: just so you can be quoted as saying I was 'asking for it' Rio: yeah 'cos you'd have loved that, ruining your evening Buster: Not likely. The house is big enough you don't have to see me or I you Buster: You could've taken Nancy's room. Not like she's using it Rio: Well at the time he seemed a more tempting idea Rio: we've all made that mistake, yeah? Buster: Yeah Rio: Shit night all in all, eh? Buster: Reckon we've both had better Buster: You want some coffee or whatever before you go? Rio: Alright Rio: How dead are your rents, can I come down and get it or should I stay where I am Buster: I'll bring it Buster: Unless you want to sneak back out and we can go pick some up? Rio: Yeah, don't think I've ever had a cup of coffee made by you, might not be the day to risk it Rio: Hmm Rio: Do you think I'll fit into anything of Nancy's/is that really cheeky Rio: She's bloody tall Buster: Fuck off. The machine's epic. Loud though Buster: There's enough shit she's left here to choose from, bound to make something work Buster: I might have stuff girls have left here but I have no clue if it'd make a full outfit like Rio: I'll be sure to sample it another time I'm not playing fugitive then Rio: I doubt the lost and found in your room is gonna be much better than what I had on Rio: Gimme a sec, meet you outside Buster: Fair Buster: Take your time in that maze of a wardrobe like Rio: Has she got any clothes in Dubo like? Madness Buster: Even more I reckon Buster: I thought lesbian's weren't meant to give a shit Rio: Shame about size and different taste or I could be tapping that shit up Rio: She's lipstick, not butch Buster: Don't get me started on the make up in her bathroom. Christ Buster: I swear some girls get with me just to raid it Rio: I mean Rio: cheaper than MAC Rio: but you said it that time, not me Buster: Letting you know so you've got no excuses Buster: I've got a rep, can't be walking around with you looking a state Rio: Charming Rio: I'll do my best, lily-white foundation ain't gonna cut it though so you'll have to deal Buster: I'll do my best Rio: Don't worry, if anyone ask, you don't know me Rio: separate tables, the whole shebang Buster: Well yeah, if you're gonna hold up the place to get your cash I want no part in it Buster: Fucking up my chances of being a shit hot lawyer before I've started Rio: Heaven forfend Rio: Not even gonna fight my case when you finally pass the bar? Buster: Might do Buster: Family rates like Rio: I can't rob another Starbucks to pay you Rio: not logical Buster: We'll work something out Rio: Add it to the IOU pile Buster: Course Buster: You ready yet? Rio: Was you insisting on a full face of slap Rio: I don't usually bother but you asked Buster: Shouldn't bother on my account Buster: Not even gonna get a good view when you put your balaclava on Rio: I had to, just to be petty and keep you waiting, like Rio: at least my eyes will look killer Rio: red lip too obvious though? hmm Rio: decisions decisions Buster: You always look good Rio: What was that? An actual compliment? Rio: Who are you and what have you done with Buster McKenna? Buster: Shut up Buster: I'm just saying Rio: Lips zipped and glossed Buster: Come on then, I look well suss standing here Rio: Neighbours curtain twitching are they? Ha, wait 'til I come out then Rio: At least I've got respectable girl clothes on or we're busted before we even get there Buster: Just don't open your mouth and they'll never know you ain't that respectable girl like Rio: Oi! Rio: Accent or content shade? Either way, fucking cheek Buster: Your accent's nice. It's a shame bout the rest of you though, ain't it? Rio: I'm a delight and you know it Buster: Yeah course Rio: Right, lets go Buster: Finally

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