#teen darius and eda: wow look at this cool self-assured expert who totally knows what he's doing

[crimeronan]

minor upcoming fic chapter spoilers i suppose but i keep giggling at this moment in the current draft where eda is like “darius.....? your mentor sounds..... irresponsible as Fuck.....????” and darius is like “yes. well. he was twenty-three.” upon which a deeply disgruntled eda is like. i cannot fucking BELIEVE i’m so old now that THAT explains..... like..... Literally Everything.

#teen darius and eda: wow look at this cool self-assured expert who totally knows what he's doing #middle-aged darius and eda: so it turns out that was a literal infant #toh #eda clawthorne #darius deamonne #i'm getting in a teensy tiny bit of creative writing as a treat while waiting for my work inbox to load #you know the guy was a MESS if EDA of all people is calling him IRRESPONSIBLE