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Heather: I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get and go sit in an air-conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch was paid for. That is the life. 

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Duncan: So, did you kiss her?

Geoff: No, the moment wasn’t right.

Geoff: Look, Bridgette could be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing.

Duncan: Awww that’s so sweet. You chickened out like a little bitch.

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Noah: Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.  

 Lindsay: Really? All mine do is get me out of tickets.

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Total Drama Characters as Big Bang Theory Quotes

Harold's variation of Rock Paper Scissors: Harold: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporises rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Owen: Noah, why is this letter in the trash? Noah: Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter, but Occam's Razor would suggest that someone threw it out.

Rodney: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out. Scarlett: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Beth: Since we all agree Episode 1 isn't our favourite, why not just skip it this time? Heather: Beth, I think you of all people should avoid espousing the principle that if something is not our favourite we should just get rid of it.

LeShawna: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin. Harold: Why? LeShawna: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

Zoey: I guess it must have been back when I was in the Girl Sprouts. Gwen: Girl Sprouts? Zoey: My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. She didn't want me selling cookies on some street corner like a whore.

Scarlett: Why are you crying? Sammy: Because I'm stupid. Scarlett: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Jasmine: Dave, don't take this the wrong way, but, you're insane. Sky: That may be, but the fact is it wouldn't kill us to meet some new people. Dave: For the record, it could kill us to meet new people. They could be murderers or the carriers of unusual pathogens. And I'm not insane, my mother had me tested.

Lindsay: Do I really force you to do things you don't want to? Beth: Yeah, but it's okay. Lindsay: How is it okay? Beth: I promised myself if I ever got friends I'd do whatever they said. Really, I'm lucky you found me before a cult did.

Duncan: I invented a game. Want to play? DJ: Sure. Duncan: It's called Bridgette or Brody. I give you actual quotes I've heard Geoff say, and you guess if he was talking to his girlfriend or his bro.

Harold: Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken. Lindsay: Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

DJ: I did a bad thing. Heather: Does it affect me? DJ: No. Heather: Then suffer in silence.

Trent playing guitar Harold: This song is never going to stop. Have you ever dealt with something so relentlessly irritating? Duncan: That's a trick question, right?

Duncan: What am I supposed to do? Courtney: Err, keep your mouth off other women.

LeShawna: Duncan, what did we say about being a nicer friend? Harold: Thank you. LeShawna: Harold, what did we say about being a gullible weeny?

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