#tanuki. rambles

[orangelionfurandtaxidermy]

Tiny tanuki for sale!

This is a wild tanuki pup, softmounted by a friend of mine. The pup can be posed, but as it’s a baby animal please be careful.

€600 + shipping

#vc #vulture culture #pelt #orli’s rambling #dead stuff #orli’s pelts #skin #taxidermy #mountable #softmount #tanuki #raccoondog #raccoon dog

[narashikari]

Random taneko fic idea I may write lol

Setting is after Keiwa's rampage is done, but Sara is still MIA

Keiwa is understandably depressed over his sister. He's visibly struggling- obviously not sleeping or eating enough, the apartment is a mess, etc. Basically it's obvious he's not taking care of himself

But he isn't the only one struggling- Neon was also affected by Sara's apparent death. And what's more is that she becomes unsure about how to handle living alone

While Neon is consoling Keiwa, he admits that he doesn't really want to be alone, he feels like his home is empty and maybe he feels he would do something stupid like kill himself

Neon then impulsively offers to let him stay with her for the meantime, at least until he gets himself back together. And in return maybe he can help her learn domestic skills idk. He agrees because he really doesn't want to be alone and he wants to support Neon in his sister's stead

Some time later Ace goes to Neon's to discuss something with her, only to find Keiwa answering her door

He notes Keiwa seems to have been doing better lately, no more dark shadows under his eyes, eats regularly again, more cheerful and sociable etc.

And then he sees the apartment and it's quite clear to him that Keiwa's been there a while. Plus he sees that Keiwa and Neon are clearly comfortable around each other. Domestic, even.

So, Ace being Ace, he teases them about co-habitating when just a few months ago they can't even admit they were together lol (cue frantic denials while Ace laughs like the mischievous kitsune he is)

But yeah they be domestic af- like cooking together (and feeding each other to let the other taste the food), doing chores together, buying snacks and knickknacks the other would like etc.

Also: Neon's trash has a lot of bowls of instant tanuki soba.

If When Sara comes back and Keiwa moves back in with her, he realizes he left something at Neon's place and Sara's like "...Wait, why would you even bring that to her place?" And when Keiwa explains that he lived with Neon for a while Sara goes catatonic with shock lol. "My little brother... and Neon-chan... are like that...?" (cue more frantic denials lol)

When Neon and Keiwa actually get together Ace asks if they're gonna go straight to marriage and living together in domestic bliss once more, since they've already done that anyway

#kamen rider geats #sakurai keiwa #kurama neon #ukiyo ace #sakurai sara #otp: tanuki and neko #ignore my 8 am pre coffee ramblings lol

[tanukisurpreso]

should I post something I wrote about my ocs that only me and my best friend know about???

#tanuki talks #my oc's #but really #i'm really proud of what i wrote #i wanted to share it somewhere #is this just me asking a rethorical question on a post no one will pay attention to? yes #i might as well go for it but if someone decides they wanna read about #two disaster gays with communication problems and angst #tell me!!!!! #i promise you'll suffer but you'll also get your heart warm #or not #it makes much more sense in context but i really don't feel like posting the full thing here #maybe one day i'll go to ao3 #probably not #but i can dream #and ramble in the tags my god #ok i'm done

[vampyrsm]

btw if you didn’t know

a tanuki runs this account

#— alex rambles #it’s me i’m the tanuki

[dougielombax]

“They fight like drunk tanuki.”

What does that even mean?!

I never thought tanuki were the fighting type.

Wee beasties.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #tanuki #no context #ghost of tsushima #sucker punch

[starfolk7]

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome!

MWEH 🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

#chris's ramblings #ornstein #thank you hun <3333 #also is that the tanuki i sent you??? #this edit is so fucking CUTE

[leafwhirlwind]

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers 💓

It was my birthday todayyyy! So I'm happy I got this ask! Let's goooo illu tanuki

1! I think I'm pretty funny. At the very least, I make myself laugh, and at the end of the day, that's what it's all about, babey

2! I'm a pretty damn good cook! I made myself a birthday dinner of Nikujaga and Bean Sprout Salad and I'm eating it right now, and it's yum af~

3! I am actively trying my best to become a better version of myself every day! And it's fucking hard, but I'm doing it! STRONGER THAN YESTERDAY, BITCHES

4! Maybe it's the Libra, maybe it's the BPD, but sometimes I pass a reflection of myself and stop to make chad faces in the mirror because goddamn, who let me be this pretty? Who sculpted me from marble? Pay them more

5! THE TISM. I love my autism, it makes me full of weird facts and unique special interests. Can you name 15 different kinds of carriage they used in the victorian era? No? Get on my level

I got bad days but I also got good ones, today was a pretty good one! So thanks for the ask~

#my rambles #thank you tanuki iluvm

[myriadsystem]

Its the end of pride month and i havent once seen the comic about that gay raccoon taking shots at his fox ex husband. Disgraceful

#personal #acnh #animal crossing #lgbtq+ #so sad it hasnt been on my dash this month #yes. i know hes a tanuki #*monokuma voice* IM NOT A TANUKI IM A BEAR! IM MONOKUMA! #well ive had zero hours of sleep so this post may be a bit rambly im gonna. stop #ugh im only awake now because i have a parcel being delivered that i need to sign for and dont wanna miss it #a parcel that came from my manic episode that they wont refund me for so btw if you wanted to help me out im in real need of finances rn #dm me or visit the support us link on browser to help out please i will be eternally grateful to you and if you cover the costs for me #help dig me out of this hole i put myself in i will do basically anything you ask and im not joking #good lord i hope the mail comes soon so i can fkn go to sleep 😮‍💨 my eyeballs hurt

[nugatorysheep]

Literally not a single one of these looks like they were made by the same person. wtf

artsyle? I don't know her

#one of these days I'll pick a look and stick with it #newest here is the riolu and the oldest is the warrior cat oc for comparison #this list is only kind of in order of creation but i moved stuff around for formatting reasons #i enjoyed the painting process for my little riolu baby but i dont think itll be my default #it takes far too long. spent like 2 days on that #i like to be able to finish something within one day if its not a comic #pokemon #pokémon #centaurworld #furry #anthro #tanuki #follychromatic #warriors #warrior cats #my art #nugget rambles

[serostuffsmh]

Choso is so cute he looks like a little raccoon

I think he could be a tanuki

Little face markings, spiky fur, what’s not clicking?

#yknow a tanuki #like what Tom Nook is #admin jen asks #jjk rambling

[shuuos]

i cannot do anything productive today i am too busy. thinking about akira fukumoto.

#bo's rambles #they are everything to me they cover themself in bright colors and fun patterns to hide the fact that they are so full of rage and despair #for most of his life his only friend was a stuffed animal and he still carries her everywhere because of that #if it weren't for the fact that he thought he Had to stay with his family he would probably would have run away a long time ago #and the second he realizes that he doesn't owe them anything they are going to lose a son #AUGH my little tanuki boy

[volfoss]

I love what they do w all the characters in this tbh like. It all just meshes rly well together everyone is perfect

#twist rambles #kemlb #got the tanuki reveal and its killing me so much. like guys when theyre so fucking tiny wnf fluffy and love belly rubs. hes so.

[decibelcoatl]

Been watching BNA on Netflix two episodes at a time for two nights in a row, and I’m thinking back at how I once said the furry fandom was saved when I first saw the teaser, like wow.

#cyber rambles #BNA #Brand New Animal #local wolf dad has to take care of his tanuki daughter #who he was forced to adopt against his own will #their relationship is fucking WILD #and I’m going to make a list of all the bullshit Michiru pulled after I’m done #cause she does so much crazy shit throughout #meanwhile Shirou’s like god fucking dammit Michiru stop being so damn reckless

[tofucreator]

LOOK AT MY SON

LOOK AT HOW PRETTY HE IS!!! :D

#tanuki (oc) #apex legends oc #apex ocs #apex oc #apex legends #watch me ramble

[pinky-the-polar-bear]

How did Morgan and Delilah got married in the first place?

Through the same process everyone in Mayberry gets married: By random draw.

#pinky rambles on #i say random but it really wasn't #they were paired up because they were both tanukis #roadkillerz #morgan murphy #delilah murphy

[via-the-ghoul]

Was I correctly utilizing girl power when I made a Knuckles for Blaze and Marine’s Sonic and Tails?

Anyways, this is Whammy, the unfortunate current person keeping people away from the Regal Emerald, a gem that will give all that use it unimaginable power, but cause them to lose themselves…

Poor girl’s terribly lonely, and Eggman Nega or whoever the main Blaze villain is now (seriously what is his lore at this point) uses this to trick her “I’ll be your friend, anyways such a shame this cat and this tanuki that want me dead for some reason are trying to take the Regal Emerald…”

Though by the end of the game she just gives Blaze and Marine a big group hug like “OMG I did get new friends after all!!!!”

She really likes making new friends, riberries, and parties! She’s pretty energetic, but will choose violence.

She hates her job, but the Regal Emerald literally chose her. It’s more of a curse-

(She’s not the last platypus of the Sol dimension, but they are pretty rare.)

#I don’t care that Starline’s tail looks different she will have the beaver tail #via #various sketches #via rambles #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sonic fandom #sonic franchise #sonic rush #sonic rush adventure #sonic oc #blaze the cat #marine the raccoon #marine the tanuki #whammy the platypus