#tankedGnostomaniac
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WELCOME TO EARTH
[ The distant light of Sol-1 finally touches upon the ship, somewhere not too terribly far from earth, as they weave between the debris scattered in the system's asteroid belt. The system appears to be a hotbed of activity, patrolled by at least a dozen ships patrolling its orbit, though the tremendous amount of interference from an approximate fuckton of space rocks seems to be doing an adequate job of masking their approach, for now. The crew is ordered to be ready for the worst, considering the riskiness of their approach, with all of the Security members manning battle stations and engineering on standby for potential damage. There remains a small list of others commanded for presence on the bridge-- Horuss, Equius, Daelos and Roxy-- with special instructions prepared for the moment they manage to clear the asteroid belt. ]
DIRK: -at any moment they could be too close. in fact, they might be already, but who knows how long they can maintain what they're going to do. there's a lot of risks involved, but his gut is telling him now is the moment to give the signal.-
DIRK: -looks to this specialized group of folks.- Alright, guys, time to show us what you've got.
DIRK: If the plan goes awry, we'll just put up the ship's cloak and hope for the best.
DIRK: But it ain't gonna go awry. -he believes in the horses and his platonic wife.-
ROXY: =She made them all shirts, they BETTER be wearing them. A solid blue that reads V-SQUAD with (Not that kind of V) in small letters under it=
ROXY: i got a whole lot u cant handle dstri
ROXY: welcum 2 the sweaty gun show =flexes minorly but yes, time for the one with the void thing. She's sitting and touching the ground since it's a collaborative effort there's no need to go TOO crazy on her own=
TEREZI: V-SQU4D, V-SQU4D, TH3YR3 OUR CL4N
TEREZI: 1F TH3Y C4NT DO 1T NO ON3 C4N
TEREZI: =moral support=
ROXY: =she loves u Terezi=
TEREZI: >;]
HORUSSBOT: Udder nonsense. I have 100% confidence in my abilities. Nothing will trot off horse. -whirrs, his goggles blaring red. He has had quite some time prepping in the void for a task such as this. Now, it was time to put the thoughts into action into the motion of events.-
HORUSSBOT: -Of course, he can't turn down a gift from Roxy. Horuss is wearing the obligatory V-Squad shirt.-
EQUIUS: -This shirt is stupid and 100di% but it's also kind of cute that Roxy made these. He's focused. He's always focused, standing on the bridge after giving engineering THOROUGH instructions. Jake, do not heck this up.-
JAKE: -vigorous awoos from the engineering labs.-
EQUIUS: D --> We will do as we are needed to. This e%ercise will go off without a hitch
DIRK: -thumbs up at them and their confidence-
DAELOS: - Looking out of place with a t-shirt that's a bit too tight but he's more focused on carefully keeping an eye on the ship than his wardrobe-
JADE: -She's in her station as well, because there's no way she's sitting out on a mission so important, even if she doesn't feel quite as ready as her peers.-
ROXY: =She made it tight on purpose=
ROXY: =ur welc every1=
ROXY: =They're all wearing tight shirts=
ROXY: =Additional ur welcs=
EQUIUS: -He's probably going to flex out of it later-
ROXANNE: -At her station as well, mentally cheering on her daughter. U go bby, she believes in you.-
ROXY: =Feels mom-couragement, internal warmth and weeping=
ROXANNE: -<333-
EQUIUS: -The human disease called love-
[ The ships are still just dim blips on a sensor, and it really seems like they're going to stay that way-- it's a long circuit around the sun and the nearest doesn't seem to be making any move to intercept them. The effects of being under a cloak of void are almost imperceptible to the majority of the crew. ]
ROSE: -There are still a few who'd feel it, though. She's laying her head down and closing her eyes, wincing at even the softest lights in her room. This is not an altogether COMPLETELY pleasant sensation, right now.-
HORUSSBOT: -The void portal device will be running in the engineering labs. Now it is a matter of manipulating the void pocket within outwards. Like a droplet of oil moving through water, so will the ship move undetected through space. Horuss, unlike EVERYONE ELSE, is not distracted in his task of breathing out and letting the Nothing seep from his essence. The edges of his robotic form warble out of the corner of people's eyes. Everything is trotting along as planned.-
DAVE: -he's manning his section of security on the ship, overseeing guards and in ready position should anything go wrong. there's a lot of stuff on his mind about this trip, but he's not focusing on it. he's just making sure he's ready to take action if and when it is needed.-
EQUIUS: -He's barely in focus, unless you are of course focusing on him. Equius settling down to concentrate on his task, positively exuding the void from his entire being. What he lacks in the finesse his teammates have he more than makes up with sheer POWER.-
HORUSSBOT: -Well Horuss is more thorough and studious about it. So there.-
ARADIA: -standing on another level by the atrium, she's just watching. not in caution, but in waiting.-
ROXY: =She's just here to have a good time and be helpful=
EQUIUS: -Shhh fellow horse. You are amazing too. Just not as amazing as me-
MEULIN: -She's there with Dave, smiling supportively every now and again if she catches his gaze, but otherwise remaining serious, bristled with anxiety.-
DAELOS: -In a similar way he also seems to be imperceptible, though in a slightly different way. It's not that it's hard to see him, but people may forget that he's there for a time. He's absorbed in the ship's sensors and radar.-
DAVE: -it makes it easier to be sturdy for someone else, because he can tell meulin is feeling anxious. he gives her a nod when she smiles- nothin to worry about
DAVE: we all know what were supposed to do
DEREK: -he's REALLY counting on y'all for this to work, cuz he'd rather not drive everybody right into danger.-
DAVENFORTH: -Manning his security section, in full uniform. His trench coat flutters gently. But how?-
ROXANNE: -That would be the ideal yeah... But it will work! Optimism is important guys.-
MEULIN: RIGHT! -Except that they're heading into the playground of probably the biggest threat to them currently, and she's sure that before this is done, there's going to be some blood on her claws. Will she be able to handle that when the time comes? The fact that Dave is there, that he's been there every other time she couldn't handle it, is really the only assurance she can cling to for now.-
NEPETA: =She's ready, for the rumblings. Spiny is also ready for the rumblings, pets the lorge lizard=
[ The PLAN continues to go smoothly-- even at a cautious pace, Earth is growing larger and larger, the ship slowly beginning a controlled descent onto the planet. Things seem to be a bit different, with all of the voidiness wrapped around the ship, and any of the heat or pressures of gravity from re-entry seem to slip right by them. From an outside perspective, it would look bizzare, if it were possible for it to look like anything at all. They glide down towards the wider area of the Pacific Northwest, in the direction of a relatively obscure meeting place-- Baseball was both made illegal and cancelled forever, evidently, and it's almost unreal how delapitated the diamond has become, visible from high in the sky, in only a short period of open occupation. ]
RILEY: -she desperately wishes she had something to do at the moment with so much on her mind, so she's walking around the ship instead of sitting and waiting-
QIRIN: =baseball banned?? how awful=
ROXANNE: -Earth wtf.-
DEREK: Damn that was a smooth ride. -grins back at everyone from his pilot's chair.- DIRK: -naturally he believed in them, but damn is he relieved when they start to land. eyeballs the dad.-
VRISKA: -she's looking bored wherever she's supposed to look out for. can't she do something IMPORTANT?! they are absolutely wasting her skills. she sighs dramatically from where she's assigned-
TEREZI: STUNN1NG JOB, STR1D3R SR! 👌
TEREZI: V-SQU4D R31GNS SUPR3M3, 4S USU4L >:]
ROXY: shes sweet talkin me ;P =shes also sweating a bit the ship is fuckin lorge=
TEREZI: M3 SW33T? N3V3R!
JOHN: -BASEBALL WAS BANNED???? THE ALL AMERICAN PASTIME??? THAT BITCH.-
[ There's AMPLE ROOM for a landing, even if it's a severely makeshift spaceport and there isn't too much room for wiggling. They'll also DEFINITELY demolish this whole fuckin thing when they take off again. They touch down on a flat land that is nonetheless a bit overgrown with crabgrass and weeds, sensors reading no ships in the sky anywhere in the surrounding area. There is a definitive ALL CLEAR. ]
QIRIN: =John, it's all the more reason we are here. Fight. Win. Homerun.=
ROXY: =sports=
DAELOS: -Wipes sweat off his brow as they land. That was very stressful.-
DEREK: -touches this baby down nice and gentle...- Well folks we made it. DIRK: -he's already trying to message jamison or jude or whoever will pick up, really.-
HORUSSBOT: -Robo neighs and doesn't sweat at all. The sweat is in his soul.-
JOHN: -whistling Georgia by Ray Charles somewehre in the lwoer decks as they land.-
JAMISON: =They'll be there in two shakes Dirkington! He's brought his various makeshift weapons also!=
JAMES: -Hovering by his Aunt Jolene, most likely. She must be at the ends of her tethers being in Condy territory. Their old home, Earth...-
EQUIUS: -He breathes out deeply. Sweating greatly. He flexes uncomfortably in this cotton prison-
DIRK: -god bless you, jamison harley.- Alright, everybody sit tight. We're gonna make this quick.
DIRK: -gets on the intercom to address security.- Open up the docking bay. They'll be here any minute.
ROXY: =listen she tried to make them super absorbant=
JOHN: -Ooooooooooh he wants out. He feels like a dog getting amped up to go for a walk. He's so overcome with nostalgia that he forgets to be scared.-
DAVE: -he's on it and he'll bring meulin with him-
JOLENE: -most certainly, nephew. just knowing they're near james' house -- the neighborhood where her sister used to live... knowing the state it must be in now. at least she's keeping it under wraps... FOR NOW.-
KARKAT: =surprise it's him not-security-dude=
KANKRI: -From where he is he suddenly gets the feeling that John should calm down.-
DAVENFORTH: -Messages Derek: "Way to not fuck up 👍" -
KARKAT: =hes here to welcome and also punch=
JOHN: -BUT HE'S SO EXCITED.-
DAVE: -you're always secure in my heart karkat-
JAMES: -stern and gentle hand on his Auntie. Please have a cookie.-
MEULIN: -Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and following Dave! She's trying to make a special effort to be quiet.-
ROSE: -A little bit of a stumbling stagger, squinting at all the lights still, but she's out of her office and TRYING to breathe. It's a really bad time to have a whole bunch of migraines, but she'll deal for now.-
REDGLARE: -HERE FOR APPEARANCE PURPOSES of course. She's resting on her staff and waiting by the docking bay.-
JOHN: -HE WANTS OFF THE SHIP RIGHT NOW. Hovers near Rose.-
VRISKA: -BOOOOOOOORING-
DEREK: -responds back like Thanks my guy. 👍-
JOLENE: -pets james' hand vigorously... then nibbles a cookie.- :I
ROXANNE: -She is also heading for the docking bay, her services may not be required but do you know how long its been since she has even seen a glimpse of her home planet? Too damn long, she will take what she can get by watching from inside the dockingbay.-
MEULIN: -Watches the docking bay slide open. Exciting...-
DIRK: -NOBODY IS LEAVING THIS SHIP JOHN DON'T SCAMPER OFF-
DIRK: -HE'LL FOOTBALL TACKLE YOU ONTO THIS BASEBALL DIAMOND-
DIRK: -and he'll love it. sports.-
QIRIN: =wrong sport, dirk=
DIRK: -no?-
JOHN: -WHATEVER DIRK, YOU'RE NOT HIS DAD. he's being good for now though and just rocking on his heels.-
QIRIN: =YES=
JOHN: -he's got all the medical equipment you could ever want ready in his sylladex.-
RILEY: -this is hells of nervewracking. she didn't think she would be nervous, but here she is, waiting outside the docking bay behind everyone else. she just wants to make sure she's alive and breathing, then she can leave her alone for a little while-
ROSE: -twists the cap off an aspirin bottle, spilling a few pills into her palm and swallowing them dry.-
DIRK: -makes his way to the docking bay just to see them in and give more direct orders in case SOMETHING goes wrong, which he can't help feeling it will.-
TEREZI: =BLECH=
ROXY: =Is Rose around her? She's gettin EYEBALLED=
QIRIN: =these kids..=
ROSE: -ALMOST CERTAINLY NOt-
JOHN: -Takes a break from being excited about being on a baseball diamond he played at as a kid and HAS A CONCERN AT ROSE.- hey, you ok?
[At first, there's the distant sound of a rumbling engine, but it doesn't stay distant for long. It's getting pretty loud pretty rapidly.]
PENNY: -HERE COMES A CAR, otherwise known as a scuttlebuggy, and there's none other than a feisty redhead behind the wheel. Crammed in the car with her is a few too many people, and on top of it is... well.-
JAMISON: =CAR SURFING, barechested with homemade screw/nail grenanades. A potato-zooka strapped to his back and a modified nail gun in each hand=
ROSE: Yes.
ROSE: In most of the important ways, yes, I am fine.
ROSE: My head is not terribly pleased with me for existing, but we've had these kind of disagreements before.
DIRK: ... -looks into the fucking camera-
JOHN: :/ hey are you sure you're up to this? you should stay behind if you're ill.
DAVE: -wow-
REDGLARE: >;| -AT THIS SIGHT-
JOHN: -gdi-
ROSE: I'm sure.
ROSE: I've been looking forward to this, as twisted as it sounds.
PENNY: -BROOM BROOM I'M IN ME OWN CAR. She doesn't seem to be stopping for anything. She's gonna drive this car right into the docking bay!!!!-
ROSE: I want to meet them.
ROSE: I've been speaking to Jane for some time now.
TESSERACT: =is LORGE DOG=
TESSERACT: =His head is stuck out the window, tongue lolling with a huge doggy grin!=
JUDE: -A VERY FRAZZLED MAN IS IN THE PASSENGER'S SIDE. he's holding on tight to the dashboard while also looking around everywhere. in front of them, behind them-- and when he looks back oh god THEY'RE GOING IN.-
ROXANNE: -Those are some sweet driving skills.-
JAMISON: TALLY-HO! GANG WAY!
DIRK: Jesus Christ--
DIRK: -side steps...-
DIRK: -more crazy ass family-
RILEY: -that's definitely piper driving-
JAKE: - :D from the engineering labs if he were here. It's a family reunion...-
JOHN: -it's a puppy-
REDGLARE: -of course they are. OF COURSE YOU ARE. She's just gonna FLY UP INTO THE AIR-
JOEY: =she's halfway out the same window, just feeling the wind rush through her hair, waving at those they pass by like she's on a parade float=
PENNY: -TIRE SCREECHING as she nyooms this car up into the ship, hitting the brakes so they can avoid running into anything or anyone-
JOLENE: -waddles down here just in time- jamie--! ... JOLENE: >_>
ARADIA: -has been in the air since they landed. she smiles at redglare-
JOHN: -look, more mysterious relatives. he floats up, waving.- hey everybody!!!
ARADIA: -HELLO REDGLARE-
REDGLARE: ... -HI-
REDGLARE: -SHE'S JUST. GONNA LAND NOW THAT THE CAR'S INSIDE-
JAMES: -follows a shade bit more cautiously. Uncle. James disapproves of your shirtlessness. It's indecent.-
JAMISON: HUP! =as the tires screech, flies off into a front flip and STICKS the landing= ..... Would you all like to meet my kids?? :D
MEULIN: (=ﾟ･ﾟ=) ... -jesus-
JUDE: -leaning heavily against the door, he opens it and just.. spills out onto the floor.-
JOHN: -lol-
JAMES: ...OH.
DAVE: -slow claps-
JUDE: -a pile of awkward gangly limbs.-
JOHN: -hovers near Dad- :O
JOEY: =doesnt even bother with the door. She's crawling out!=
TESSERACT: =no me first!=
PENNY: -puts the car in park and turns it off, opening her door up and stepping out so she can flip her hair and huff.- WOOOOO.
JAMISON: Awwww brighten up Jude the Dude! =lifts Jude=
RILEY: -aaaaaaand yep. that's her.-
JUDE: hhhhh... -HOISTED, then looks around wildly. WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE.-
JOEY: =trolls of course! psh!=
ROXANNE: -Your new forever neighbors probably, jude.-
JAMISON: =Also helps Joey out the window= Jojo look!!!!
JUDE: -I WONT HESITATE BITCH-
JOHN: -walks right up without a second thought- hi! i'm john! can i pet your pupper?
JOEY: aunt jo!! :'D
JAMES: -Kind of just stern, silent, and shiny eyed. ;__; Don't mind him. These were just family members James was sure were lost in the war decades ago.-
JANE: -She's squished in with a dog in the back seat, and she finally manages to crack a door open and step out, looking a fair bit disgruntled. Hello, she's a familiar face...-
TESSERACT: =tackles john right to the floor, licking his face in slobbery kisses=
JOLENE: -HOBBLES OVER TO THE FAMILY- joey!! jude!! -crashes into the lot of them with a big hug-
JAMISON: =Hauls around Jane too, ALL THESE KIDS=
JOHN: -YESSSSSS. Much hoo haing and petting as his face is kissed.-
ROXANNE: -Oh wait is james okay, shes gonna be looking at him with his misty eye thing happening.-
DAVE: -none of their family's reunions were ever anything like this. it's so...happy. and welcomed.-
PENNY: -grinning a little at the family reunions... her eyes aren't wandering.-
JOEY: =just hugging her auntie so tightly!!!=
JANE: Oof--!?
JAMISON: =THAT'S HOW J'S DO IT=
JANE: HELLO!
JANE: Everyone!
TESSERACT: =YES, this boy likes the john human.= TESSERACT: BORF!
JOHN: aww he's so friendly! -PAT PAT PAT PAT-
JANE: Oughtn't we shut the-- door?
JAMES: -Don't look at him... But yes do. He maintains that polite distance.- JAMES: -He is also very ? about the very familiar shape of Jane in the group.-
JAMES: JANEWAY? IS THAT YOU?
TESSERACT: BORF BORF BORF!! =dancing around john=
JANE: ...
JANE: -freezes in place- ...Dad?
JOHN: -STARES AT ALL THESE...COUSINS? SIBLINGS? VAGUE FAMILY MEMBERS CURIOUSLY. eyes widen particualrily at the jane and dad interaction.-
JOHN: -still papping tesser-
JAMISON: =HE'S YELLING ABOUT BABIES AND JUST TEARS UP ALREADY, YESSS=
RILEY: -she's studying her from a distance, making mental notes of sad observations she'll stow away for later-
PENNY: -leans against her car and just casually lights up a cigarette. Those aren't banned in spaceships, right??-
DAVENFORTH: -Nope-
JAMES: YES. -now striding forward, his uncertainty be damned.- WHAT EVER WERE YOU DOING ON EARTH?
TESSERACT: =lick!=
ROSE: -She's DEFINITELY not at her best, right now, but hopefully it doesn't show at all as she tries to make her way through the group and make it to the face that is familiar. FAMILIAR TWOFOLD because she did see her once over the chat program.-
ROSE: It's—
ROSE: Good to finally meet you.
ROSE: -and then she stops, glancing at James slightly quizically.-
ROSE: I have a suspicion it should be within my nature to comprehend how this is supposed to work, and far be it for me to sully this occasion,
ROSE: But is your name sincerely Janeway? You ought to have disclosed you were named after a Star Trek character.
DIRK: -in the process of closing the hatch. it's all good.-
DAVE: -hey, that one redhead looks weirdly kind of like his mom-
JOHN: -goddamnit dad.. he laughs at that.-
JAMES: -Arguably one of the best of the series... but he digresses. Just ask what John's middle name is. Do it. It's Tiberius.-
JOHN: -Well.-
JANE: I—
JANE: -She glances at Rose, laughing incredulously, and back at who she is pretty sure is her father, eyes stinging.-
JOEY: =she wandered over to Tessie and this guy who looks strangely family.=
JOEY: hehehe hi im joey =Holds out a hand to shake=
JOEY: tesseracts a bit excitable
JOEY: sorry he squished ya
JUDE: -he's happy somewhere under all this crippling anxiety-
JOEY: =bro no=
JOHN: hey! i'm assuming we're related in some way but i don't know how yet. nice to meet you anyway though!
JAMES: THIS IS OVERWHELMING. -No... don't cry. He offers a hand out to her.- JANE.
JADE: -She's made it down here, too, tail wagging and peering around bodies to try to figure out what's going on.- hey!!
JOHN: -fist bump.-
JAMISON: =will a hairy dad smoooch do him well, hes getting one=
JOEY: =Snrk= of course JOEY: =BNPS=
DAVE: -there's jade. good. it's kind of cute seeing her so excited about this. it's really cute. he's missed it-
JAMISON: JADE!
JUDE: -HHHH-
JANE: Dad... -just sort of... stops hesitating and rushes over to SQUISH HIM IN A REFRIGERATOR-MANHANDLING HUG.-
JAMISON: COME MEET YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER!
JOEY: family is family :)
JADE: !!
JUDE: -it's her...-
JAMISON: =HE'S smiling SO WIDE, they look a bit like the kids from the photo he showed her=
JADE: oh!!! -BOOF TROTS OVER-
JOEY: =Glances up at that!= o:
JAMISON: =look at this photograph....=
JOHN: -sorry joey he gets distracted for a bit when he sees this. awww.-
JOHN: -he doesn't often see his dad like this.-
JAMES: -Is presumably LIFTED like some fragile case of a refrigerator. Horfs gently and with much indignity.- ... -and then smiles.-
JAMES: -rests a hand into her hair.-
JADE: hi!!! :D
JUDE: ... hello -finally manages to wheeze out-
JANE: -sniffs- You...'ve been here the whole time?
JADE: im jade!
JAMES: I HAVE MADE IT NO SECRET WHERE MY RETIREMENT WOULD LEAD ME, JANE. -He is confused... by happy. But concerned.- SURELY, YOU WERE AWARE.
JUDE: jude
JUDE: harley
JUDE: ... an unnecessary nugget of information to share but there it is
JOHN: -HE JUST FEELS REALLY. EMOTIONAL. This father/daughter thing in his peripheral and the fact that they just landed in his home town.-
JAMES: -putting arms around her now to lift her too.- EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT NOW.
ROXANNE: -Shes kind of creeping from the back but she can't help but be in awe at James being so highly emotional. Not that its unwarranted, that is his kid after all. But ahhh this is what a real family reunion should look like and its beautiful to watch unfold.-
JADE: i was a harley too! but now im a strider
JAMISON: =...right that=
JADE: i guess i never really stopped being a harley though :p
JAMISON: Aww well you're still a harley!! :D YES
JOHN: -clears is throat- so uh. sorry. joey. nice to meet you and everything. wait...i already said that. pfft. i am a little bit flustered!
JADE: haha!
RILEY: -what's up roxanne i'm back here too-
ROXANNE: -Please no.-
JOEY: wow.... :D so were related to striders now? who are the striders? where are they?
ROXANNE: -Except she will glance at Riley like "You seeing this amazing shit?"-
JANE: ...Dad, no, I... -pulls away from him a little to look at him- JANE: ...-glances around at Jude, and then Rose.-
JOHN: there's one! -points at dave-
JANE: ...I... no.
JANE: I'm... not from here.
JOHN: and there's one....-points at dirk-
DAVE: -raises hand-
JOHN: and there's one. -points at riley-
DIRK: -waves-
JOHN: they're kind of like roaches.
JOHN: everywhere!
RILEY: -looks back at roxanne like bitch if you knew....-
DIRK: Y'all can't even talk.
ROXANNE: -Good thing she dont.-
DIRK: There's literally a dozen of you right in front of us.
DAVE: we dont even have that many
PENNY: -blowing out clouds of smoke. She'll figure out all this relation stuff later.-
JOHN: well now we have some competition going at least.
JOEY: =glances between Dirk and Riley= all right jade which one did you marry
DIRK: -don't look at me-
JADE: pfff that one!
JADE: -points at Dave-
RILEY: -don't look at me????-
DAVE: -raises his hand again- hey
DIRK: I'm gonna let you guys get back to that. We need to get the hell outta dodge. -absconds for the bridge-
DAELOS: -STANDING UNCOMFORTABLY NEAR THE BACK. WE'RE IN ENEMY TERRITORY. AAAA. HOW ARE THESE HUMANS NOT FREAKING OUT.-
PENNY: yeah thats the pretty one.
JOEY: =waves to dave= hi fam
JAMES: -watches her expression carefully and notes what she says. Taking a small moment to register the information. Plug it into everything he already knew versus everything there was still left to learn.- ... -Takes Jane by the cheeks and smooches the top of her head.- JAMES: THERE WILL BE TIME TO DISCUSS IT.
PENNY: -calls out helpfully-
DIRK: -daelos come with him to the bridge-
DAELOS: -oh yes of course.-
DAVE: -did you just call me pretty-
DAELOS: -follow like a good horse.-
JOHN: you are pretty dave. -MAKES KISSY FACES.-
DAVE: im beautiful shut up
JOHN: hold on a minuite. -pops between jane and dad.- hey! i think i met another version of you but we're sort of unofficially brother and sister so hello again!
JOEY: thats the spirit
JOHN: -he's excited, dancing around the group like Tesseract.-
JUDE: -he wants to correct everyone on how they're related exactly... so badly... he has a chart-
RILEY: -crosses her arms, finding the nervousness quickly shifting into some kind of sickening bitter sadness.-
JOHN: -MAKE SHIRTS!!!-
JANE: ...Yes. There will be.
JANE: -she pulls back, looking at John and Dad, but her expression has lost quite a bit of its mirth as she refocuses on John-
JANE: I'm afraid we won't have as much time.
EQUIUS: -Messaging Jake: D --> It my understanding that this is your relation we have acquired. You have my e%press permission to greet them-
JOHN: -blinks- huh?
JOEY: ?
JAMES: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? -He would like to understand you, daughter.-
JADE: -From her spot amongst the fam, she's started growling softly-- and the tone begins to rise.-
JUDE: ... -is she growling???? -
DAVE: -looks concerned over at jade- jade
JAMISON: =Watches this with furrowed brows= .....she's not so territorial... she was excited to see you all... Jade, dear...?
ROSE: -She frowns, reaching for Jane's shoulder.- ...I... understand if this is a bit much and you need some air.
JOEY: =laughs a little nervously=
JOEY: hey...
JOEY: you okay there?
JOHN: oh yeah! don't feel pressured to mix right off the bat. i'll withold my hugs if you want.
JUDE: -territorial????? iS SHE PART DOG NOW??? guess that would explain the ears- uh
JANE: -She reaches into her sylladex, daintily extracting a bright red tiara and placing it atop her head.-
JANE: I'm sorry, Rose. But also, not really.
ARADIA: -not surprised. just watching-
JADE: -Silence. And then,- B͖̞̞̩̫̦̬̀A̳̟̬͚̝̣͔͡R̡̻K̫̪̮̘
JOHN: uh...
JOEY: 8(
JAMES: - ? Stern fatherly concern.-
ROSE: -WINCE. Some people here have PERSISTENT MIGRAINES, JADE.-
JUDE: -looks between jade and jane and his stomach just drops-
JAMISON: !!
JAMISON: Jade? =Why does he feel the strong urge to chokehold his own daughter??=
JAMISON: =Tries to pat her arm...??=
DAVE: -furrows his eyebrows cuz that sounded funny. it's only natural that he go to her. something was really wrong- yo jade
JAMISON: =THERE THERE???=
RILEY: -UH?????-
JOHN: -looks back and forth between jade and jane, with a growing sense of unease.-
JOEY: =her first instinct is to glance over at Jude and the look on his face begins to damage her calm=
JUDE: dad, don't!
JUDE: everyone stay away from them!! -PANICKING. MIGHT VERY WELL PULL A PIECE OUT ON HIS HALF SISTER.-
TESSERACT: =actually WHINES and begins to back away=
TESSERACT: =tail is now tucked between his legs=
JAMISON: =FOR ONCE ABOUT GUNS= Whoa there... jude? Jude no... are... what are you... =Looks back at Jade=
JADE: -She looks up, ears twitching, and her entire body now is sparking -- not unlike before, but ten times more powerful, enough to raise the hairs of anyone around her. She snaps her head to Jude when he cries out, reaching out a hand, and there's a powerful surge of energy that suddenly seems to swallow them up.-
JAMISON: WHAT THE FRIG-CRIMINY FUDGE BASKET!?!?? =Tries to huddle the childrens protectively from..... the child....singular????=
JAMES: -Oh jiminy no. Whatever this terrible energy is, James is attempting to shield John and Jane from it. Regardless of anything else.-
JOEY: =tries jumping in front of her brother because that's HER BROTHER=
DAVE: -tries to yell as she does that- JADE
JADE: -Any attempts they make to hide are, unfortunately, in vain. One after another, everyone finds themselves vaulted through space in a flash of blinding green and warping surroundings, all very disorienting until almost everyone on the ship is elsewhere.-
ROXY: =Rude....=
ROXANNE: -Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fuck-
JOEY: =instinctively grabs Jude's hand=
JOHN: - Manages you yell- dad!!! and that's all he gets to do before he's swept away who knows where. -
TEREZI: =she was still on the bridge at the time and yes...yes it was super disorienting. Thank you Jade.=
REDGLARE: -She's in the process of attacking when she disappears. She doesn't have long at all-- maybe she'd hesitate, plead, try something else if she were in a different state, but it already seems hopeless. Dangerous. She disappears before she can get close enough to attack Jade. She'll have to unpack the consequences of that impulse another day, it seems.-
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ATRIUM SECURITY RECORDING 0415
DIRK: -yesterday was pretty successful, as far as not Dying when he left his office goes, so he's here in the atrium on the second floor, just peering over the railing at the cafeteria, feeling the urge to break out the hoverboard while also feeling like he's not really allowed to do that anymore. weird.-
ROXY: =Life fast, die... don't die but her comes a friendly open palm on Dirk's rear while he peers. Roxy stands next to him and looked over the railing as well= wanna drop a penny?
DIRK: -ah yes... he knows that gentle butt caress anywhere.- The temptation to throw something over this railing is definitely strong.
ROXY: a pea in someones soup? ROXY: u sick mofo
DIRK: I know. Peas have no goddamn right bein' an ingredient in a soup.
ROXY: u thought you were gonna commit the perfect crime ROXY: then ol roxbox came and stamped on ur party
DIRK: Thank you for keeping me out of trouble time and time again. To think of all the destruction that would be left in my wake otherwise.
ROXY: so whatre you gonna do now that ur plans have been foiled?
DIRK: Maybe I'll throw myself into someone's soup instead. I'm pretty damn delicious, after all.
ROXY: yeah but ud be wasted in soup ROXY: just imagine all the nasty metaphors i can make to debunk distri soup
DIRK: I could imagine them, but I think I'd rather hear them. -let's talk about ME-
ROXY: why just hear them when u could live em and give someone striass soup? ROXY: =No ones even soup down there tho or are they=
RILEY: -she is IN the cafeteria, unaware of the pair up above. what is this, a fucking sims game? she's getting some FOOD-
DIRK: It would be helpful if anyone was actually eating soup. Guess the ass dining will be saved for another day. -oh look, it's mother.-
ROXY: well i wouldnt say that
DIRK: Ok. It will be saved until later in the evening.
ROXY: =snk= so what? default back to pea soup
RILEY: -hears the word "ass dining" and turns around, looking up, and sure enough, that is her son. it would be her son. aaaaand roxy. that's fun. she glances up because she can't NOT say hi to dirk-
DIRK: -waves down at her. yes, you should stay there... at that safe distance. he isn't sure if roxy is still uh... as upset as she was, but this is probably fine.-
RILEY: -waves back at the BOY...doesn't look like roxy's seen her yet...-
ROXY: =Well she's not gonna tell him to not wave at him momther and SHE'S WITNESSED A RILEY. They spoke, they had words. Glances at= hows ur dads face btw
RILEY: -well, this isn't awkward at all, so she's just going to proceed getting food while eavesdropping on the conversation-
DIRK: Well... It's not as fucked up as it was. DIRK: Somewhere between demolished and it's usual malformation.
ROXY: better than completely fuckin obliterated so ROXY: i mean thats nice =leans on the railing and the rail also=
RILEY: -yes, yes it is nice. it's hard to pick out what to eat or even think about what she wants when she's so focused on the conversation above her-
ROXY: =u want pea soup?=
RILEY: -i feel like either that's not really pea soup or it isn't going to be via a spoon-
DIRK: It's true. I'm honestly surprised he still has a face after that. DS must have been pulling his punches. -sorry mom...-
ROXY: prolly but i figure he also didnt wanna kill him ROXY: mom wouldve had his sushi if he did im sure
RILEY: -slowly...getting some soup....-
ROXY: =can't help herself, finger waggles a pea in her palm= =nudges dirk EHH EHHHHHH?=
DIRK: ... -well, what kind of son would he be if he didn't prank her from time to time? also he can't believeshe's getting soup. this is like, fate. he's sort of obligated. he holds out his hand to accept the pea.- Do you just carry these around with you?
ROXY: the whole can actually ROXY: but no i just did the thing for a single perf pea
DIRK: Oh yeah. The Thing™.
DIRK: -aims it carefully... and then CHUCKS IT at the mom soup.-
RILEY: -jumps as the soup does a little SPLASH because of PEA and she looks up and back at them- what the fuck?!
ROXY: PEA SOUP
DIRK: -looks around innocently. even though roxy is screaming pea soup right next to him.-
RILEY: ... RILEY: -and then she starts laughing- you made that shot?
ROXY: nah im just the hype man
DIRK: It's me, Austin. DIRK: It was me all along.
RILEY: damn! okay, that was pretty impressive. but can you do it again?
DIRK: -scoffs- Can I do it again, she asks. DIRK: -holds out hand- Pea me.(edited)
RILEY: -holds the bowl behind her back-
ROXY: =She'll do him one better, gives dirk a whole HANDFUL of peas. Fresh and cold from the void= wreck shop sweet prince(edited)
DIRK: -aw here it goes. he doesnt even seem deterred by her attempts at hiding the bowl. he's aiming... he's aiming... and he goes for it. the first pea flies just over riley's head and behind her.-
RILEY: -slowly reveals the bowl and...HE MADE IT!!!!!- holy fuck!
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-- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] began trolling tankedGnostomanic [TG] at 20:05 --
AA: tell dirk
TG: uh
AA: tell him t0 d0 it
TG: well
TG: as much as id love to make some situationally inapropro innuendo im just wonderin what to even do about this
AA: tell him t0 build it
TG: thats better but build what and for who
TG: and who is u
AA: aradia
AA: he will kn0w what i mean
TG: uh huh
TG: mkay
TG: right
TG: ill do that thing
AA: 0k
TG: .....mkay
-- tankedGnostomanic [TG] gave up trolling artifactualAnnihilation [AA] at 20:18 --
#tankedGnostomaniac#artifactualAnnihilation#with roxy#in which aradia tells roxy to tell dirk#tumutlog
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-- tankedGnostomanic [TG] began pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 21:43 --
[09:43] TG: freeze! put the handle acronym down
[09:43] TG: and no one gets hurt
[09:43] TG: oh fuck this is a standoff for the ages
[09:44] TG: is anything sacred around here
[09:44] TG: first the last name and now the acronym
[09:44] TG: i smell a conspiracy
[09:45] TG: all i smell is a sneaky fuckin beaver pilferin stuff
[09:45] TG: u done chucked your last wood
[09:45] TG: fuckin beavers
[09:47] TG: cute but inadvertently sneaky by nature
[09:47] TG: thats a nice river u got there down stream
[09:47] TG: id be shame if i were to dam it
[09:47] TG: share ur winter harvest and we can avert this whole thing
[09:47] TG: dont dam it damn it
[09:48] TG: my winter harvest is barren
[09:48] TG: no seeds up in this bitch just like stony rocks
[09:48] TG: or stoned rocks
[09:48] TG: take your pick there aint nothin growing out of this
[09:48] TG: looks like your water supply is gone too
[09:48] TG: shits just fallin apart for u
[09:49] TG: not even at the seams
[09:49] TG: like on a microfibral level
[09:53] TG: no wonder im trapped under a pile of beaver debris
[09:53] TG: which is either shit or a hell of a lot of wood
[09:54] TG: prolly just a lotta dust
[09:54] TG: since they need all of it
[09:54] TG: hope u dont have allergies
[09:56] TG: nothing like that chalky beaver dust
[09:57] TG: that shits a delicacy gotta sell it on the black market
[09:57] TG: lol u gotta small market in space
[09:57] TG: nobodies gonna know what a beaver is at least not a mass amount of trolls
[09:58] TG: like beaver dust the fuck is a beaver even
[10:00] TG: yeah thats why its prime
[10:00] TG: gonna sell out like the rarest motherfucker in spacetown
[10:01] TG: go after the highbloods
[10:01] TG: the gullible ones
[10:01] TG: rare earthy delicacys
[10:02] TG: aw yeah theyll eat that shit up
[10:03] TG: its not SUPPOSED to taste good
[10:03] TG: its good for the heart tho
[10:03] TG: ancienty humans in the past would survive off beaverdust and air moisture for five months
[10:03] TG: its really an honor
[10:04] TG: i just got fuckin schooled
[10:04] TG: who is this by the way
[10:05] TG: the who isnt important
[10:05] TG: its the conversation
[10:06] TG: its like a magical journey towards mystery acquaintanceship
[10:06] TG: dont fight a good thing dave shhhh
[10:09] TG: well you know who i am
[10:09] TG: cant say im surprised
[10:09] TG: probably got this face all over your bedroom walls
[10:10] TG: omg no
[10:10] TG: its just my background calm down
[10:10] TG: i call it ode to sandwich
[10:12] TG: you call my face a sandwich
[10:12] TG: cause its tasty and soft
[10:17] TG: woah hold up
[10:17] TG: when did you get your monstrous possibly scaly tongue on my face
[10:17] TG: :3
[10:18] TG: for real tho im roxy we met like once and then i got lost in the excited world of shopping for old junk
[10:19] TG: ive been back to that tech shop like three times and i keep going back for more
[10:21] TG: oh i remember you
[10:21] TG: youre roses mystery sister
[10:21] TG: sup
[10:21] TG: sticker for you
[10:22] TG: and nm i just wanted to chat you up without me gawking at parts
[10:24] TG: gonna add that sticker to my collection
[10:26] TG: and thats cool i guess
[10:27] TG: so youre not gawkin at parts right now
[10:27] TG: nope! im in the bar right now
[10:27] TG: just watchin people
[10:28] TG: some days its busy some days its not
[10:28] TG: that kinda deal
[10:28] TG: p slow rn
[10:28] TG: guessin this is one of those slow days
[10:28] TG: yeah
[10:29] TG: im guessin u know rosey from back in the day like jade
[10:29] TG: yep thats accurate
[10:29] TG: chattin up babes on the internet since i was mini dave
[10:31] TG: i can tell ur so suave
[10:31] TG: watch out patrons
[10:31] TG: lemme flip my card to change my status to ur tender is "SWOONING"
[10:33] TG: that should be default status when im around
[10:34] TG: ill work on it
[10:34] TG: its harder than u think gettin all these different emotions on cards that all turn
[10:34] TG: and are still readable
[10:34] TG: sooner or later peoplere gonna have to squint
[10:35] TG: u dont go to a bar to focus on readin
[10:35] TG: you can say that again
[10:35] TG: actually i couldnt tell you
[10:35] TG: never been im guessin
[10:37] TG: nah not my scene
[10:37] TG: you can take that ironically or unironically
[10:37] TG: the balls in your court
[10:38] TG: i got my racket ready cause i wanna know what a bar scene entails
[10:38] TG: sad joes and loud bros laughin and hoohawin it up
[10:39] TG: more like the juice isnt aj
[10:40] TG: nothing can beat that
[10:40] TG: uhhh i have fruit juice man
[10:40] TG: apple included
[10:40] TG: im fully stocked for the first time in forever
[10:41] TG: maybe ill stop by for that purpose alone
[10:41] TG: i dunno though sitting at a bar
[10:42] TG: only if you wanna
[10:42] TG: idk what u think its like but its definitely ur choice
[10:43] TG: obviously its covered in bros with ten gallon hats
[10:43] TG: who are undergoing brodentity crisis
[10:43] TG: and are chasing their wet dreams of being space cowboys
[10:44] TG: arent we all
[10:44] TG: i think i shed a tear
[10:46] TG: hands napkin
[10:46] TG: dry ur shades
[10:46] TG: were all friends here
[10:49] TG: bullshit aside for once where are you from
[10:49] TG: mainly lauctis
[10:50] TG: secondarily derse
[10:50] TG: and i hail from boring and desolate earth
[10:52] TG: lolboo but were going back soon so ull be back in your old stomping grounds!
[10:52] TG: at least planet wise idk if ur from england or not
[10:52] TG: probably nowhere near where im from
[10:52] TG: who knows
[10:52] TG: nah not england
[10:54] TG: its not gonna feel like returning to earth since it isnt the same place
[10:54] TG: plus i got a deal to try and work out there
[10:54] TG: i guess u have a point which sucks :(
[10:54] TG: where are you from on earth
[10:54] TG: nah i dont miss it
[10:55] TG: what was formerly the united states of america
[10:56] TG: why dont you miss it
[10:57] TG: because it was just me and my bro
[10:57] TG: theres really nothing to miss about it
[10:57] TG: besides being hot as fuck and no one being even remotely close
[10:58] TG: oh :(
[10:58] TG: it might be fun in england tho
[10:59] TG: when ur not too busy you can came with some of us to karaoke bars
[10:59] TG: get some authentic greasy human earth style fast food
[11:00] TG: *hunan
[11:00] TG: *like chinese food yes
[11:00] TG: is that where the entirety of earths population is located now
[11:01] TG: the fast food is making me internally drool and look hells of not sophisticated
[11:01] TG: ok i miss the fast food thats what i miss
[11:01] TG: even though mine was preserved fast food and not actual
[11:01] TG: drive through fast food
[11:05] TG: was it really
[11:05] TG: that sounds kinda cool but sucky at the same time
[11:06] TG: yeah that shit was on stock
[11:07] TG: not like we could really go out and buy shit when theres nothing left
[11:07] TG: and we couldnt really show our faces
[11:09] TG: id guess not bleh
[11:09] TG: hopefully all of this will turn out right and earth can get back to how it used to be
[11:09] TG: or at least partway there
[11:11] TG: yeah i dont know
[11:11] TG: might as well just hang along for the ride
[11:11] TG: fuck shit up
[11:11] TG: woo the ladies
[11:11] TG: make shouty trolls lose it
[11:12] TG: omg no
[11:12] TG: now youre on the right track
[11:12] TG: weve had a lot of that lately
[11:12] TG: whats more gonna do
[11:13] TG: make it all loud and dramatic
[11:13] TG: my bar was slightly outta order for the first time
[11:14] TG: cause button pushin is fun i get that but it killed the whole mood for a bit
[11:14] TG: yeah see not a good idea for me to bust into your bar anyway
[11:15] TG: i need to get somethin for trouble makers
[11:15] TG: idk what yet
[11:15] TG: a stick maybe
[11:16] TG: a stick
[11:17] TG: why the hell would you give a stick to trouble makers
[11:17] TG: its my disciplinary stick
[11:17] TG: a good ol whackin staff
[11:18] TG: omg i think i will get a staff instead
[11:18] TG: so youre going to hand out staffs
[11:18] TG: ok that just sounds like a phallus
[11:18] TG: only the blunt end no worries
[11:19] TG: oh youre going to hit them not pass them out
[11:19] TG: why would i hand out whackin staffs to this bunch
[11:19] TG: thats a bad idea
[11:21] TG: youre the one that said it
[11:25] TG: u dont think so
[11:26] TG: no i think so
[11:26] TG: im just saying thats what i read because thats pretty much what you said
[11:27] TG: ill have to direct all peeps to u for staffs of the whackin variety then
[11:27] TG: ill make u a lil business card
[11:27] TG: leave em on the bartop
[11:27] TG: why yes this is my associate
[11:27] TG: dave strider master distributer of whackin staffs
[11:28] TG: of whackin staff co
[11:29] TG: holy shit yes
[11:29] TG: i accept
[11:29] TG: i expect 100 copies on my desk by tomorrow
[11:30] TG: i need ur company logo man
[11:30] TG: something 2 draw people in
[11:31] TG: cant it just be a huge staff with a couple of bombs
[11:31] TG: oh man if you place them right
[11:32] TG: thats vague im gonna have bombs all over the place
[11:34] TG: it will be a staff bomb cock
[11:35] TG: like sideways
[11:35] TG: sure why the hell not
[11:35] TG: or am i making it tiny to the left or right
[11:36] TG: its gonna look like a pretzel stick and raisins
[11:41] TG: i need it to look like a dick
[11:41] TG: a business card isnt too much room to work with then
[11:41] TG: might have to do pamphlets instead
[11:43] TG: ok its gonna be pamphlets
[11:43] TG: karkat gets 50
[11:44] TG: just kinda shove em under the door of his office
[11:44] TG: boy do i have a deal for u!
[11:44] TG: good idea
[11:44] TG: a deal?
[11:44] TG: yes my good grumpy sir whackin staffs provided by dave strider
[11:44] TG: whats a whackin staff u ask
[11:45] TG: well its the answer to all your problems!
[11:45] TG: that sales pitch was perfect dont change a damn thing
[11:46] TG: u think on an awesome slogan i gotta tend to the peeps that came in
[11:46] TG: sounds like a plan
[11:46] TG: im gonna stay up all night thinking of this
[11:47] TG: i expect gold strider
[11:47] TG: cheesy cheesy gold
[11:47] TG: do i disappoint ever
[11:47] TG: no
[11:47] TG: ok sometimes but its for a good reason
[11:47] TG: and compeltely intentional
[11:47] TG: i have faith in u :3
[11:48] TG: here comes the faith inflating my ego
[11:49] TG: im gonna wait for the cartoony blow up and rocket deflation
[11:49] TG: there he goes
[11:49] TG: zippin thru the corridors
[11:49] TG: there i go
[11:49] TG: ok yeah tend to your bar
[11:50] TG: omg yeah ttyl!
[11:50] TG: you now gave me permission to bug the shit out of you whenever
[11:50] TG: bye
-- tankedGnostomanic [TG] ceased pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 23:50 --
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Minnesota: Day 7
[At some point during the night, or day -- it'd be indistinguishable to jake -- a voice speaks to him over an intercom.] ????: hey jami 2.0 u think u can do that pumpkin trick again?
JAKE: -snoring in a bed made of pumpkin patch on the ground. As an unfamiliar voice echoes overhead, he snorts awake. Jolting upwards with leaves in his hair. Also accidentally summoning 3 more pumpkins as he had fallen asleep practicing and all.-
JAKE: Hoosit?? -blink blink. He's AWAKE.-
????: eelmao
????: conchgrats buoy u did it
????: cept i kno u aint even got a grip on whatebber the fuck u doin
????: but i dont need u to
JAKE: -sitting there mouthing the words like eel-aye-em-oh and squinting. He feels... inexplicably chilled to the bone.-
JAKE: (Doh... now i have a bad feeling about this.)
JAKE: I dont suppose... this is all to do with a ploy to get some unmentionable dirty work dished out and done with? But why speak to me now?? Are you to level with me in some sense of the word???
JAKE: Why drag it out like this??? If you could do anything. Why not make me a mindless drone like dear sweet jade and jane?????
)(IC: cuz i dont wanna fuck w u small fry
)(IC: the gills are smart
)(IC: they aint barely need no direction
)(IC: give em a goal and they on cuz they know what the fuck is up
)(IC: u tho? alwaves wadin thru ur lil guppy emoceans
)(IC: makin some dumb ass pumpkins grow
)(IC: the fuck even is that
)(IC: do u even know what yoar capable of sonfish
JAKE: -takes the deepest breath of his life, his heart thudding like an iron clad weight. He can't see her face, he only knows her voice is there. Green eyes wide and fearful as he slowly rises to stand.- Im...
JAKE: I know somehow. Some way.
JAKE: Maybe it wont happen today or tomorrow. But my capabilities say that you are going to pay one pretty penny for the horrible things youve done.
JAKE: Mark my words. Its not me who should be afraid when at the end of all of this... -His face is now screwing up, visualizing everyone this war has ruined. Their wishes, hopes, dreams. The energy seems to charge in his veins, making the air around him hot enough that the pumpkin vines at his feet begin to shrivel.- At the end of all of this....
JAKE: Youre just going to be a scary story people tell their kiddos at night!!!!! A LAUGHING STOCK. HAH. Worse than me and ive never had a dignified moment in my fucking life!!!! And not a SOUL is going to be sorry youre GONE.
JAKE: SO FUCK WHAT YOU MIGHT HAVE IN STORE FOR ME YOU FISH FRIED CURISH VARLOT!!!! FUCK IT THIS WAY AND TO HIGH HELL WHEN ITS WHAT I HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU THATLL BE WHATS FUCKING WHAT.
JAKE: Ill do it for jade! And jane and grandma and--- EVERYONE. Everyone youve fucking ruined with your vile reign of TYRANNY!!!!!! -This FIELD around Jake cannot be contained in this box of a room. Hell. The metal walls are beginning to bend with just these few seconds of intensity. Somebody do somethin'.-
)(IC: -LOW WHISTLE into her mic. she doesn't sound perturbed by his threats, or even by the damage he's doing. there's always more rooms she can put him in... maybe even make his lil friend roxy make him a nice box to hide in. she's definitely got more focus then this one...-
)(IC: im all aboat that reel glowy shit u got goin there
)(IC: but i know i can werk it betta
)(IC: anywave im board and i got shit to do
)(IC: goodnight BITC)(
[SNOP. Unfortunately for Jake, repressing magical/emotional outbursts is easy when she has the concentrated abilities of a cerulean at her disposal. But fortunately for him, she can only really put him to sleep, being a human and all... Also fortunately for him, she has the attention span of a gold fish and intends to let him dangle a little bit longer before experimenting on him as she intends to... Or maybe she's just having fun with him. Who knows.]
JAKE: -A lot of fortunates and a lot of unfortunates. It's always the seed of belief that matters.-
JAKE: -Passes clean out in the center of his cell, totally ready to write this off as some kind of fever dream... if it's not for the melty edges of the walls around him. This was exciting as it was frustrating.-
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[Today when Jake wakes up, he will find himself redressed in tiny red shorts, red suspenders, and a big red bow tie. ur whalecum jami 2.0 ]
JAKE: -stirs awake before promptly looking down at himself.- ................................... SON OF A BITCH.
ROXY: =She couldn't help but to notice that Jake had gone missing. Which is unsettling for many reasons so she's taking a leap and exploring more even without the invisibility cloak from the void. Roxy blips out of her room, landing in the hallway and silently makes her way down it. Time to snoop!=
[It's quiet in these holding chambers with Jake and the Cherubs gone, leaving on Roxy and James who is presumably still keeping silent. At the end of the hall there is a door, and she'll find it isn't locked.](edited)
ROXY: =WHERES CALLI YOU MONSTERS?? SHE'LL FIND YA CALLI. She opens the door slowly and peeps in... if the coast is clear here comes a stinky, sweaty escaped prisoner. Where's your information?=
[The door opens up to an open room, on either side there are windows show casing labratories of some kind. It isn't entirely clear what kind of work is being done in them from where Roxy is standing. At the end of the room there's another door, but shee can also see more doors inside the labs.]
ROXY: =Hm.... can she see computers in there? She decides to get close to one window and peer in. Nerds might be at work in there...=
[There's definitely computers and lots of mechanical equipment and various tech projects half completed on the tables. The lights are low right now so there doesn't seem to be anybody working at this time.]
ROXY: =SCORE. She doesn't want to waste all her gas there has to be a way to get in there..... maybe this door at the end of the room will get her where she's going. Quietly scampers=
[This door is also open, CONVENIENTLY. It leads to another hall, and to either side of where Roxy stands are, presumably, the doors to the labs.]
ROXY: =BITCHIN, HERE COMES HER. Lab number one she's gonna prob ya! KICKS DOWN THE DOOR..... quietly. With her hand=
[As she enters, the lights TURN ON!! And that's about the extend of what happens there. She'll see all the computers have aquarium screen savers but all the fish are glittery and/or have blingee'd accessories like gold chains and shutter shades.]
ROXY: 😒
ROXY: =This is a lab so she sprays disinfectant on the computer before goin to HACK=
[It just so happens that whoever used this computer last forgot to log out of their account... They have photoshop open and there are photos of Jake. He's in red booty shorts and suspenders and he's lookin' like D8< but whoever was doing this photoshop job is trying to make him look a little happier... Like he's cheering instead of like he's about to punch the photographer in the face.]
ROXY: =Oh well shit..... oh. Well.. she. Snrk. Sorry but also ok. Where was this taken? Does it say anything about that? WHERE'S JAKE YOU COMPUTER=
[Without much looking she will first find a folder full of unedited photos of Jake from his new cell. Dank and dreary, much worse then the cells they were in before. Only a bed and a medical tray table. Another folder with the edited photos reveals these are being used for magazine covers and spreads. It seems Jake is being used as Crocker Corps POSTER BOY. Look at this well fed and obedient (?) human.]
ROXY: =OH HOW DARE!? Are there any OTHER people here computer? Like Dirk or Mom or ANYONE ELSE? WHO ALL AM HERE?=
[The computer thinks Roxy expects too much from it. At least from this account on the server. It's only been used by a humble tech intern who edits pictures in photoshop. His name is Maxwell.]
ROXY: =What a fuckin nerd Maxwell is can she HACK to find out... or would that take too much time.... it probably would so she legs it to the other lab=
[The other lab has lots of cabinets and coolers containing samples of various things... Some of which she might recognize as GLOWING MUSHROOMS and ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER. The kind of research they do in here might be a little more obvious...]
ROXY: =Finally putting Sweet-n-low out of business she sees, good. But she's scrunching up her nose and looking for anything useful or recent? =
[Or perhaps they were behind the Sweet-n-Low game all along! In any case, if she dares to try confiscate some of the mushrooms or any of the extracts lying around, she might be able to try using it for its hypnotic properties. Otherwise, there's mostly just experiments with food and chemicals being done in this lab. Sadly no clues of friends.]
ROXY: =God dammit. Well shucks she blows this popsicle stand and goes on a hunt for Jakey boy or Calliope!=
[Back in the hall, on the other side there's yet another door but it's more heavily sealed then the others with some kind of keycard lock, but with little indication of what's on the other side. At the very end of the hall is an elevator, also requiring keycard access to use.]
ROXY: =this might be where its unavoidable. UNA-VOID-ABLE. She bets this heavily sealed door is something GOOD. She's going to take a quick peek in there if she can poof in!=
[There's a growling around these hallways... sounds like something or someone might be prowling around.]
[The room Roxy has poofed into seems to be some kind of observation room. There's a couple screens on one wall with a panel beneath -- one screen is showing the room Jake is being held in (where he's either sleeping among his pumpkin patch or being rowdy...) while the other screen is shut off.]
ROXY: =zoinks! Growls are bad news. She hurries and tries to see if she can turn on the other screen or find where exactly the room holding Jake is? GO GO GADGET STUBBY FINGERS=
[MAIN SCREEN TURN ON. She manages to get the other screen running, but it's only showing an empty room with a bed... With unsettling stains of red and green on the sheets.]
ROXY: ..... =Bruh tf?? She squints and that can only mean bad news. Does it say where these cameras ARE? She should make her way downtown and quickly!=
JADE: -zaps into the room- BARK!!!
ROXY: !!! =JUMPS= FUCKIN'--- oop.....
ROXY: ..................
ROXY: ..................
ROXY: ...........
ROXY: this isnt the bathroom wtf
JADE: -LUNGES AT HER!!!-(edited)
ROXY: !! =BLIPS, or tries to back for the door. tHESE ARE SOME STRESSFUL SECONDS IN THE VOID=
JADE: -gdi. She claws around the empty space, growling.- ill find you!!!
ROXY: =She pops on the other side of the door really and is booking it down the hall, back the way she came. NAH. NNNNNAAAAAHHHHH=
JADE: -there's the sound of BOOFing and scrambling feet behind her-
ROXY: =fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, what to do, gotta think gotta think gotta think. Where can she hide? She doesn't KNOW this place. UUGHHHHHHHH! She's doing her BEST here just, SLAPS a pen holder off a desk she runs by FUCK THIS SHIT, YEET!=
JADE: -BORK BORK BORK BORK!! The pen holder jostles her, but not enough to stop her. RIP pen assortment...-
ROXY: =Can she.... throw a stick??? BLIP, pops a stick into existence. A SNAUSAGE STICK chucks it down the opposite hall= FETCh!
JADE: -DAMN IT. HER WEAKNESS.-
JADE: -stops and grrs... her programming is conflicted-
ROXY: =Oh shit..... CHUCKS ANOTHER ONE= go on girl! tasty tasty!!
JADE: grrr... JADE: -RUNS AFTER IT-
JADE: -but a few moments later, she zaps in front of Roxy with a snausage in her mouth, grabbing onto her and zapping again back into her cell-
ROXY: =Fuckin!! YES OK. SO..... she can't find Jake like this or Callie.... what to do.... what to do....UGHHHHGHGH. Just hides in a little corridor while trying to think. She doesn't even know if anyone else is here but now she's doubting it? AUGH. Okay, okay okay... think. Gotta think. Where can she hide? UUUGGGH--= ACK! =DOOF. Deposited on her face in the cell, gdi=
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Minnesota: Day 4
JAKE: -Another night is going by, he's pretty sure. And he's so sweaty, hungry, and thirsty. If their captors had left food or water for him, Jake promptly turned it down as he felt was the NATURAL THING TO DO. He heard what became of those mushroom tests from LOWAS. None of this was exactly ideal... He groans miserably, rubbing his tum of awful hunger pains. The headaches and dry throat.-
JAMES: -continuing his meditation and fasting. Energy continues to be conserved and though he is hungry, it's not the worst he's experienced. He only hopes the fact that it's gone quiet these past few hours can only be a good thing. No news is good news, James tells himself. It's the only thing he can do.-
ROXY: =Things seem quiet..... she leans against her wall and tap tap........ who's next to her. TAPS=
JAMES: -The only one who is paying attention is James. Leans back to the wall and taps in response.-
JAKE: -curled up in a ball, having cried himself into another headache nap.-
ROXY: =Baby no........ she taps out [HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTT] in morse code then POOFs over into the next cell.=
JAMES: -sitting crosslegged with his whole button up and slack combos. Professional even in these dire circumstances. James looking a little haggard what with his hair out of place, but still alert. Ready for action if need be.- ROXY.
JAMES: ....I AM RELIEVED TO SEE YOU.
JAMES: YOU ARE NOT HURT, ARE YOU?
ROXY: =She's definitely been sweating but she didn't wanna flaunt her powers too much since they expect shit of her but... she can't just. Let them go without. Whoever else is here. She rushes over to him too= glad 2 see u too im fine
ROXY: u gotta grocery list? im ur gal call me target cuz wal marts 2 trashy and im the height of supermarket class
ROXY: not whole foods class tho thats borderin in2 pretentious
JAMES: -knits his eyebrows.- ...ARE YOU OFFERING FOOD?
ROXY: anythin u need that u can hide and food definitely
JAMES: -nods promptly- WATER. DRIED FRUIT. CRACKERS. PROTEINS. ANYTHING WITH NUTRITIONAL VALUE.(edited)
ROXY: gotcha =she finger waggles up a storm dropping two sturdy sacks of water, dried fruits in thin bags along with crackers and little bite-sized pieces of protein bars=
JAMES: -seems to be wiggling something out of the sole of his shoe.-
JAMES: -as it turns out, it is a single playing card. Flips it over the supplies as kind of single-slot emergency sylladex and stores it away.-
JAMES: I CANNOT EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE. BUT QUICKLY.
JAMES: TEND TO THE OTHER PRISONERS. JAKE IS HERE.(edited)
ROXY: =That's so cool... and a good idea= hope u dont mind me stealin ur idea.....
ROXY: =gestures to the other wall= is he over here u think? =taps??? TAPS=
JAMES: IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE. -What with hearing him yowl up a storm before.-
JAMES: TREAD CAREFULLY.
ROXY: never but ill try =two finger salute and BLIPS into the cell next to James'=
JAKE: -lying huddled in his corner like a sad dog, his back turned towards the door. Something about the BLIP stirs him awake, however, and he begins to wake up. Squinting with a bleariness around.- ....Rock and rolloxy?
ROXY: .....baby...... :C
ROXY: i gotta make it quick but do u need a hug?
JAKE: -it even hurts to cry but he's doing it anyway, rolling up to sit.- Yes... 8'C
ROXY: awww cmere =quickly shuffles over to give him a big strong hug=
ROXY: tell me wut u need and we can work it out... idk where we are and idk how many of us are in here....
ROXY: idk where everyone else is
JAKE: -weeps into her shoulder. Two smelly baras hugging it out.- Ive no idea either. Its—
JAKE: Cant i know if my sons are alright?? Oh rox its so cruel.
ROXY: i... wish i knew jakey boy.... if i could id get us a thing to try n get in2 this system but... that needs time and theyd be onto me lol...... not lol
ROXY: but well get outta this mess
JAKE: -scrubs at his face, so blotched and red with tears.- Well... well bust out of here! I know we will!
JAKE: And when we do they wont even know what hit them!
JAKE: Id do so right now if you gave the word. -looks off.- Maybe...
JAKE: Someone can help us?
ROXY: maybe but right now we can help each other =cups his face and kisses his forehead= ROXY: ill go scopin later.... try 2 see whats up
ROXY: maybe i can find every1
ROXY: but rn tell me what u need
JAKE: -smiles for the first time in a few days, warmed by the gesture. But then remembers what he's doing.- Shit uhh—
JAKE: Water and substantial edibles i think is a good start. -rubs his sad empty tum.-
ROXY: its the best start =smiles back at him then gets to work just giving him the same supplies she gave James= just hide em when someone comes u kno
ROXY: prison smugglin drills
JAKE: !!!
JAKE: Cripes this is just like magic...
JAKE: ... -looks around his cell.-
JAKE: Where ought i hide it?
ROXY: mmm ..... i might hafta steal a idea i saw from james hes ur neighbor btw
ROXY: =focuses......... tries to make the one dump sylladex card= this might work i think slip it in ur mustache lol or just like somewhere discreet
JAKE: Holy moly! -accepts the 1 dump sylladex card if she manages it.- Is this what i think it is?
JAKE: -Automatically believing that it's a 1 dump sylladex card so whether she DOES manage it, the card is already what she intends it to be.-
JAKE: -giving it a look over- :D
JAKE: -tucks it into the safety of his back pocket. Sitting on it now.-
ROXY: =bless u jake= good beans bby
ROXY: ill be back sometime keep ur spirits up ok?
JAKE: Yes ma am o whamma! -salutes her swiftfly. His spirits are in much better places than they were before.-
ROXY: good! =poof, she's outta there=
JAKE: -brimming with hope now and makes swift work of these dried fruits. Chugs what he can of the water.-
JAKE: -wiping off his mustache, he feels his willpower RENEWED. Better than ever.-
JAKE: -And if Roxy can pull her magic off, why the blazes can't he??? Jake rolls to stand, channeling that spark of hope to manifestation.-
(DIRK): -he puts the MAN in MANIFEST. extends leg, here is brain ghost dirk.-
(DIRK): Hey, that's the first time you summoned me consciously and not as the result of a homoerotic fantasy. Good job.
JAKE: -jumps as his voice comes up but brightens his scruffy self up immediately.- Dirk!
JAKE: Brain ghost! Youre here!
(DIRK): Yeah.
(DIRK): What are you gonna do with me now that I'm here? -lol and then what-
JAKE: -swiftly whaps the ishades off his face.- Give me that!
(DIRK): What the fuck. -covers his face. DON'T LOOK AT ME. he's being ironic mostly-
JAKE: -thrusting them onto his own face. Instant computer.- Hoo. Alright now. I need to contact the crew.
JAKE: Mind if i hornswoggle you of your pester client? Of course you do! -logging into his account.-
(DIRK): My pester client is imaginary, but alright.
JAKE: Huh? No its not? -It's not, Dirk. Look at it working. How??? Magic is how.-
(DIRK): -fucking incredible-
(DIRK): -obnoxiously hovers behind him-
(DIRK): It's almost like you have the ability to make anything a reality.
JAKE: -typing frantically, heart hammering as it actually DOES seem to work.- Shut up will you???
(DIRK): A dude summons you into his realm of existance just to tell you to shut up. Nice one.
JAKE: -Seeing everyone online makes his insides lurch painfully so he's only half paying attention to BGD. His franticness making his eyes water again as in the middle of the message, the connection severs.- Its—
JAKE: Its breaking up! -says with his concentration fizzling.-
(DIRK): Well don't give up.
(DIRK): Do something about it.
JAKE: Im trying damn you! Cant you see?? -says, clutching at the shades.-
(DIRK): And I'm telling you to try harder.
(DIRK): You have it in you to do this.
JAKE: -practically choking with frustration and wills the last bit of connection out of sheer spite. The last message gets through before cutting off completely.-
(DIRK): ...
(DIRK): There you go.
JAKE: -He is just never going to stop being tearstruck at this point. Obligatorily hands BGD his shades.-
JAKE: -His vision is swimming as his hand drops, looking at brain ghost now. Dirk knows Jake loves him doesn't he? Of course he does, a voice tells Jake predictably. It's what he wants to hear, it's the truth that he knows deep down in his heart and it's what BGD was basically scripted to say.-
JAKE: -So why was he still so miserable? He's gotta ask anyway.-
JAKE: He knows i love him right? Id do anything for him?
(DIRK): ... Of course he knows that.
(DIRK): He's probably driving himself up a wall cuz he can't tell you the same thing.
JAKE: -wipes at his nose.- I miss him something tremendous.
JAKE: You would think dodging near death experiences on a regular basis would make this easier to bear. But it doesnt.
JAKE: It really doesnt.
(DIRK): They're coming for you, you know. -he knows this because jake has to know this.-
(DIRK): ... -offers jake his hand to hold-
JAKE: -takes the hand, too dried up to cry in earnest anymore. His shoulders only sag.- At least i have you.
(DIRK): You'll always have me.
JAKE: -keeps their fingers twined together but gives up once their shoulders brush. Just rests his head against BGD, tired all over again.- Jeez louise dirk....
JAKE: Youre always so.
JAKE: You.
(DIRK): It's no coincidence. -leans on him too-
(DIRK): That's the way you want me to be.
JAKE: Shucks. Then i must be stock full of good ideas. -lets his eyes start to drift closed...-
(DIRK): Must be. -yes shhh sleep. it'll get better soon. just believe in that, jake-
JAKE: -having close company to fall asleep with is infitintely better than sleeping alone. Jake has decided this here and now.-
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Minnesota: Day 1
[Jake, Roxy, James, and the cherubs will find themselves in individual cells with singular windows and slots in their doors.]
JAKE: -YODEL LANDS in his own cell, completely thrown out of sorts after he lost sight of everything in the crackle of green energy. Tumbles largely, panicked and fearful. Everything happened so fast, Jake was so sure he was raring in the engineering labs a second ago! Sits on the ground stupidly as he lands right on his ass.- OOF.
JAKE: WHAT THE—
JAKE: WHAT THE JIP JUMPING JACK CRACKERS JUST HAPPENED??? ANYBODY? -cries out to nobody in particular. He was alone... and immediately starts checking for his sylladex.-
JAMES: -thrown off balance as he lands precisely in the center of this cell. When he blinks the light out of his sight, James goes to check for his sylladex. John's voice still rings in his ears and he has to see... can he message anyone? Does he have his communicator? He is massively worried right now.-
JAMES: -For that matter, can James hear Jake yowling in the distance?-
ROXY: =loudly= MMMMMMMMMOHMYGOD
[No communicators can be found on anyone in this group. Looks like they got boned in the midst of travel.]
[The yowling is vaguely audible.]
JANE: -slides open the slot on Jake's door, peering inside.- Looking for something?
JAKE: -Was halfway to scrambling to his feet when the face appears. He gawks and then falls back on his ass.-
JAKE: My pistols you scarlet faced o hera! And i dont mean to be rude madam but—
JAKE: I dont take it youre here to jostle the keyhole HUH??? -Jake... why do you words.-
JANE: No. I'm not.
JANE: You have been carefully chosen for an important role in my new empire. Your mouth leaves much to be desired in the face of your nigh limitless potential.
JAKE: Your empire?? NOW WAIT JUST A DIDDLY DARN MOMENT MISSY. -scrambles to his feet, going for the window with a large puffed chest.-
JAKE: Ill run my mouth all i like as far as im concerned! Youre keeping A FREE THINKING MAN captive for some nefarious purpose! I think ill speak my piece!!!! >8V
JANE: -Casually shuts the door window with a satisfying THUNK.-
JAKE: -There was NOTHING satisfying about this thunking. NOTHING.-
JANE: Oh, Jake... -walks away-
JAMES: -Was that Jane? James cautions a peek through the window, hoping to catch a glance of her.-
JAKE: -goes back to charlie brown AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURGHing.-
JAMES: ...
JAMES: -shuffles at the door. Unhappy that he cannot reach the crying infant man.-
ROXY: =Same..... she wants to get through these walls or in the hall.. what's in the hall?=
JADE: -Seems like SHE'S in the hall. Growling outside Roxy's door and then she slides something under it before opening the door window.-
JADE: woof
ROXY: ..... =She was gonna try to poof in the hall but it seems like... that's a bad idea right now..... glances down=
ROXY: ok
ROXY: are u gonna boof @ me or like..... =squints= wtf happened 2 you baby :'(
JADE: i am just fine, roxy
JADE: in fact i am feeling better than ever
JADE: but what happened to me isnt the issue here
JADE: whats relevant is whats happening to you, or rather, what it means you will be doing for her imperious condescension
JAKE: -hears the muffle of voices thru the door and 👂straining to hear.-
ROXY: o hell to the en oh
ROXY: im not doin shit for her especially since its like super glarin'ly obvi that this is some dumb shit cooked up by her lackies >:(
JAKE: -bangs at the door.- ROXAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -awoo...-
ROXY: AND shes got my animals caged up like ANIMALS and this is a shituation i give a big fuck u to
JADE: sorry, but that answer isnt in the cards
JADE: it doesnt matter what you want to do because you dont have a choice
JADE: open the file
ROXY: =Makes such a stank face, looks at the file= stfu condy
ROXY: =She'll get him and everyone else out of here.... picks up the file and opens it=
JADE: -GLITTER FLIES EVERYWHERE. It's a heavily blinged piece of fileage.-
JADE: -Inside is a picture of a weird knobbly spike ball, and instructions that more or less read that Roxy needs to make it.-
JAKE: -sits his butt at the edge of his cell, screwing up his eyes. Come oooon hope powers. Hope powers GO. Go nOW.-
JAKE: ...
JAKE: -Nothing happens. He's too worked up and as he opens his eyes, the walls seem to close in on him. Jake huffs, trying his damndest not to think about other things that are rushing to him suddenly. If he was safe, where was everyone else? What if they were hurt and there was nothing Jake could do?? Nothing except---
JAKE: Sniff. 8'( -starts to blubber to himself and hugs his knees now that the bravado was fading.- (Boo hoo...)
ROXY: >:T
ROXY: tf is this shit
JADE: its your new job
JADE: to make the matriorb
ROXY: =opens her mouth= .... see i cant even like say my nastyass snappy comebacks because i love jade 2 much >:'C
ROXY: the gist is.... suck a butt
JADE: dont worry, im pretty sure i can take them
JADE: though i wouldnt advise doing so anyway
JADE: you may have reservations but i have none
JADE: and i dont think youd like me much when im angry >:K
JADE: in fact im sure of it
ROXY: then tell me who alls here and ill do my best
JADE: sorry, but thats not part of the agreement either
JADE: how about you do your best and i wont zap your eyes out?
ROXY: like i wouldnt look badass with robo eyes >:T
JADE: im sure you have plenty of other organs you would miss
ROXY: =sinks under the view of the window.... almost catknifing= like u miss whatever tf this thing is?
JADE: that doesnt matter!
JADE: it isnt such a bad deal to obey
JADE: with your powers, im sure things will be just fine for you
JADE: and i wont have to hunt down the rest of your friends where i dumped them and make you watch them bleed out, either
JADE: dont worry, i can wait until you get started
JADE: or at least until i start to get hungry......
ROXY: =Oh no... her weakness... her friends= tch
ROXY: then ill make u snausages or whatever tf...... ill C wut i can DO
JAKE: -curled up in a large ball back in his cell and slumps over. Gently crying himself a sweater a tears. He's crying but cheering for u, Rox.-
JADE: good
JADE: thats what i like to hear
ROXY: i kno snausages are like ur fav
JADE: BARK
JAMES: ....
JAMES: -squints at the cieling as he hears a bark.-
ROXY: that means jades still in there....
JADE: grr
JADE: im jade
JADE: a better and worse jade than youve ever known
ROXY: a worse worse jade
JADE: thats right
JAKE: -huddled up and drops into an uneasy sleep. Maybe things will be better... when he wakes up. This is all a bad dream.-
JAMES: -sits and waits quietly. Still having no idea what the hullabaloo this is all about. But he will be STRONG for the sake of others who are probably worried about him.-
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DIRK: -he's outside on the beach in the early hours, sneakily taking a cigarette break where/when he thinks no one will bother him. Gotta destress, man. Even if it means indulging in unfortunate habits.-
ROXY: =BITCH U THOT. Slaps him on the back and breathes in heavily= mmmmmmmmmm smell that sea air? smells like.... salt and fish and bitter asschapped nicotine no destination like a vaca location amirite
DIRK: -INHALES WRONG in surprise- Hrk-- -hack cough- DIRK: Ahem. Hey Roxy. DIRK: ... Right you are. About all that.
ROXY: =pats his back as he hacks= all about alla that right there ROXY: whats up honey horse?
DIRK: Not much. Just taking a moment for myself before I dive into the daily grind. -awkwardly puffs-
ROXY: =Looks up at him and hums, puts arm around his waist and leans= yoga not doin it?
DIRK: -wraps his arm around her shoulders, glancing down at her for a second before he looks back at the ocean- Nah. All that contortion gets me too hot and bothered.
ROXY: =does her Dirk impression= Goddamn is that my ass? Nice.
ROXY: really tho not to be the wet blanket but pretend i just licked my fingers and pinched the end of ur cig like a total badass =mimes this= sssssssss boom now whats up
DIRK: -pouts a little, but only a little...- I was done with it anyway.
ROXY: then dont mind if i do =yoINKS and puts it out for real against the bottom of her shoe but holds onto it. Don't liter on the beach kids= ROXY: since i went ahead and ruined your solitude and private moment guess that makes me responsible for entertaining you before you go sit at the top of the food chain
DIRK: I'd say so. -looks back at her, brows raised- How are you planning on doing that?(edited)
ROXY: naturally im gonna keep the art of story tellin alive and well and weave you a tale of mystical proportions that entices the fantasy and tickles the imagination
ROXY: as in show u these fuckin adorable pictures of pythia losin her shit over her bacon brekky =whips out the comm= lil piggies stood no chance she was ruthless =look at ur adorable neice dirk=
DAVE: -suddenly HERE, because he has to- damn look at that baby DAVE: ok whos smokin up in here and pollutin the beach
DIRK: -ok, he's smiling now. How can he resist?- Aw shit-- -SUDDENLY BROTHER- DIRK: What are you talking about?
DAVE: im talkin it aint even natures natural sweet dank og bud
DAVE: give back to the earth or some environmentalist hippie shit like that
ROXY: hey dave ur here to enjoy the beach air too huh?
DAVE: whats left of it
DIRK: -rolls eyes behind shades-
ROXY: its more like a mixture if you ask me ROXY: a gentle folding in of beach stank and chem stank
DAVE: so whats everyone doin out here anyway
ROXY: i was workin my way up 2 second base before my chances were shattered
DIRK: And to think, she almost touched a Boob.
DAVE: thats me DAVE: manboob blocker extraordinaire
DIRK: How do you live with yourself?
ROXY: now i feel like i outta grope him on the principle of it
DAVE: you should DAVE: its a hard life
DAVE: -his communicator goes off and he checks it- looks like i gotta go DAVE: have fun you two -pats them both on the head AND HE GONE-
DIRK: -watches him run off- That kid is bizarre.
ROXY: hes a cute lil weirdo
DIRK: Yeah. He is. -looks at the picture of Pythia again- Did you guys do anything for Father's Day?
ROXY: yeah =smiles and flips to the pictures= it was a whole big cute nasty display
ROXY: did citrin give his daddies love bites?
DIRK: Of course. You know he nibbles on everything he cares about. DIRK: He drew me a picture, too. That Jake also framed.
ROXY: awwww thats cute ROXY: i hope its over the mantle
DIRK: I'm gonna put it in my office once I head that way, actually. -pulls out the drawing in question. it is very COLORFUL and... abstract. or maybe representational. nobody can be sure.-
ROXY: omg how cute =Peeps this artistical masterpiece= are u gonna have a display light above it?
DIRK: How did you know? Maybe even a flashing neon sign that says "my son made this", too.
ROXY: =looks over it= did he sign it? you should have a gallery opening
DIRK: ... You know, I would do that. DIRK: Now that I've got the idea in my head I gotta do that.
ROXY: put cit in a lil suit and bowtie ROXY: he can explain his inspiration while the guests get cheese cubes and grape juice =nudge nudge nudge=
DIRK: -holds his fist to his mouth. he's trying not to bite his knuckle... but he is definitely weeping internally- Shit. DIRK: He's so damn cute. -but all this baby talk has reminded him of a conversation he had yesterday- DIRK: ... Hey. Can I ask you something?
ROXY: =It's so cute, Dirk's so adorable. She hums longer than she needs to, really "Considering" that= ROXY: yeah sure i grant u one question my noble hoble
DIRK: -snorts, though he seems a little bashful.- Do you ever think about ah... DIRK: Having more kids?
ROXY: oh ROXY: i.. yeah i cant say the thought never crossed my mind like remember the whole experiment a while back? i mean im glad we didnt participate but still
DIRK: -nods slowly- I've been thinking about it. Never really mentioned that to anyone, though. -except maybe family... he's unsure- DIRK: Until Jake brought it up yesterday. DIRK: Dunno when we'd ever have the opportunity but... You know. The thought is still there.
ROXY: yeah... its a nice thought too ROXY: =snorts= im just imagining us being flooded with lil babies
DIRK: -laughs a little- I can see it. You know how carried away I get.
ROXY: i cant say ill be any better ROXY: at least i wont clone the babies like i did the cats
DIRK: -snorts- Yeah. We don't need a whole gaggle of Eridan Juniors running around.
ROXY: =grins= u sure? ROXY: theyd love uncle dirky ROXY: pile on the beef
DIRK: Hah. Steak with a side of shrimp. DIRK: -man he's really craving some surf and turf... if only he wasn't too socially awkward to brave the restaurants again- I do wonder what kind of method we should try. I mean, we got options, but who knows how plausible any of them would be. DIRK: Maybe I'll look into the whole "ectobiology" thing, too.
ROXY: =Go to all the restaurants, she'll treat him= yeahhh idk ROXY: i can look into it too but animals or cats are kinda my comfort zone
ROXY: i could also as mom about some of this stuff and see if she could offer up some ideas
DIRK: -smiling a little again- That'd be cool. DIRK: ... Not that I'm in any rush... But... It helps to be prepared.
JADE: -speaking of babies!!! She's been very busy and holed up for a while but she wants her tiny bab to experience the beach while they're here, so she's got Dove all sunscreened and water shoed and water diapered with her own adorable little hat on. She's lowering the bab down to help her walk over the sand long before she notices Dirk or Roxy.-
ROXY: itd be a fun project to work on on the side ROXY: =LOOK AT THAT BABY= awwwww look =nudges dirk and gestures=
DIRK: -?- Oh my God. Look at her. -he's gonna weep again... dove is the cutest...- DIRK: Hey Jade. -waves a little after putting his picture away-
DAVE: -I MADE HER THE CUTEST-
JADE: ? -PEEPS at Dirk and Roxy- oh hey!!! DOVE: -she is walking. She is GOING. She is NOT STOPPING FOR ANYTHING OR ANYONE. Tiny furious steps!!!- JADE: oh-- haha sorry!! -lord this baby is dragging her along- look dove its uncle dirk and aunt roxy! DOVE: -she is not looking. This beach is FASCINATING-
ROXY: =Waves at Jade and the cute baby dove= wanna plot a coupe to steal dove?
ROXY: =AWWWWWWWWWWW+
DIRK: Yes definitely. -he's totally forgotten he inteded to go to work... this is definitely more relaxing than having a smoke, though. he's already making his way over to them to get a closer look at dove fleeing- DIRK: Damn... Look at her go.
DOVE: -she's going right up to the water and slowing down once she gets to the squishy wet sand... And SHRIEKS when a wave laps at her legs.- JADE: pfffhehehe!! its cold baby!
ROXY: =Who needs work when you've got babies tbh. She walks a little to them and grins= i need to see her in lil water wings and a donut inner tube
JADE: haha yes!! we will do it wont we DOVE: -she don't know don't care. She's laughing at the water now.- JADE: :) JADE: we have a cute one shaped like a puppy
ROXY: omfg! thats so adorable im gonna cry ROXY: =Squats a little as Dove walks and walks behind her still squatting some= u wanna make ur auntie roxboxy cry?
DOVE: -WHOA. Now she notices her. She sits down right then and there and stares at Roxy before scooping up a fistful of wet sand and trying to smush it on Roxy's knee.-
ROXY: =watches that smush= help im being bullied
ROXY: you really do wanna make me cry
DOVE: -GRINNING. She's grabbing up two handfuls now.... And trying to put one in her mouth- JADE: no no no no!! -GRABS THE HAND-
ROXY: i cannot believe this she was gonna make me eat dirt
DIRK: -laughs a little- DJ, where did this vicious streak come from? Know you didn't get it from your dorky dad.
DOVE: -WHINY NOISES. Hand flapping a little and sand plops everywhere. She gets distracted easily, though, when another wave comes up and surprises her. She scream again.-
JADE: -she's just laughing- i dont know dave can be pretty meaaaannn
ROXY: shes seen u give dave enough wedgies thats learning by examples
ROXY: well tru he is pretty
DOVE: -she leans over all sandy now and starts crawling closer to Roxy, and she's gonna use that knee she made sandy to try to stand up again. she wants to GO PLACES.-
ROXY: =takes the babies hand then the other= where we headed miss maam
DOVE: -she's gonna try to lead Roxy right into the water. She wants to SPLASH.-
ROXY: =makes sure she's holding her and goes in the water, she can dry her shoes later= here she goes back to the ocean shes going home
DAVE: -anybody still here because Dave is gonna crash-
DOVE: -OF COURSE DADDY. She stops right in the water and stares at it as it laps back and forth and tilts her head back to look up at Roxy, still grinning. Are you seeing this shit??? This is what she would be asking.-
JADE: -she is just gonna lay back on the sand... It's warm....-
DAVE: -here comes Dave, dressed a shirt and swim trunks. Seeing jade and dove, he sneakily takes off his shirt and flip flops and runs into the water, scooping up dove from behind. Sorry Roxy- got you
DOVE: -A THIEF!!! She yell at her sudden scoop and plaps a sandy hand on her dads face.-
ROXY: holy shit its the comeback kid
JADE: -vaguely squints at them and snickers-
DAVE: oh no you got me DAVE: girl your self defense skills are on lock DAVE: you just annihilated me DAVE: rox is dove attackin you too i cant believe ive raised a monster -kisses doves cheek-
ROXY: she was bullying me ask jade she tried to make me eat sand
JADE: its true!
DOVE: ha da
DAVE: -fake gasps- dove how dare you
DOVE: yyyAH!!!
DOVE: -squirms-
ROXY: she hungers for more destruction
DOVE: -she's trying to lean out of his arms and greet the water again-
DAVE: -lets her down in the water again while holding her hand- see i told you shes a monster
DOVE: -wobbles a little and reaches down for more wet sand, but gets splashed a little in the face by a wave and proceeds to scream some more-
DAVE: -laughing a little- dove youre good DAVE: i got you baby DAVE: you wanna splash me
ROXY: let her shout ROXY: also let her splash tho get him good bully ur dad fathers day was yesterday today the gloves are off
DOVE: -SMACKS THE WATER but only because it was mean and then starts trying to grab it too before it rolls back away... And she whines about it and bounces in place in protest-
DAVE: i think shes tryin to get revenge on the ocean DAVE: dove what are you doin down there girl chill
DOVE: -she has NO CHILL. she's trying to run after it but can't walk on her own so she just stumbles-
ROXY: she wants to kick its butt
DAVE: shes gonna kick its butt DAVE: wanna go out there with us DAVE: and by out there i mean like five feet away
DOVE: -probably falling and held up by dad hand-(edited)
DAVE: -dad hand is never letting go-
ROXY: my shoes are already ruined i dont see why i shouldnt fuck up the rest of my outfit
DAVE: laaaaame
ROXY: dove tell him ur face is lame
DOVE: -she's trying to pull her dad down by the hand and whining about it some more-
DAVE: -he scoops her up again and holds her securely and slowly wades a little deeper- want me to beat up the ocean
DOVE: -YES. But also she's staring at the water and letting this happen because they're getting closer-
=== There are a group of people setting something up in the distance. It doesn't look like they'll be done any time soon, but this sure is a thing that's happening down there!===
DAVE: -gonna carefully go a little farther with her so maybe up to his waist but just her feet are touching the water- take that ocean
DOVE: -smiles at him and reaches for the water-
DAVE: -gets in a little further so the waves lap at her tummy- you like that DAVE: pretty cool huh
DOVE: -she's making loud syllabic noises to tell him exactly what she thinks about this ocean stuff and patting the water as it comes and goes. Also patting dad.- da da da da
DOVE: yeah i know right DOVE: who needs technology when we got the ocean DAVE: the answer to that is everyone DAVE: but water is awesome
DOVE: -she's talking to YOU. She pats his face and pokes his nose- da da da
DAVE: yeah its crazy-- -he pauses and looks at her with surprise- da da? DAVE: like DAVE: oh shit thats me DAVE: oh my god DAVE: oh my god DAVE: oh my god ok DAVE: im fuckin dada DAVE: JADE!!!
JADE: -she totally fell asleep right there on the warm sand... It was nice... Now she's sitting up super fast- what!?!???
DOVE: -SHE YELL TOO-
DOVE: DAAAAAA
JADE: -ok the baby seems fine....-
DAVE: -kind of scrambles toward the shore with baby- she said my name DAVE: dada DAVE: she talked DAVE: im not even fuckin around she said it DAVE: -he's so excited he has no idea how to process this-
DOVE: -SQUEALING. She has no idea why they're excited but she's ok with it- JADE: omg really???
DAVE: yeah DAVE: she like put her hand on my nose and everything and just was all dada
JADE: -she's standing up now to get close to them and look at dove- did you say dada? da da? DOVE: -STARES at her and looks at Dave.- da
JADE: -LAUGHS-
DOVE: -SHRUG EMOJI-
DOVE: -y'all are weird... She's gonna keep babbling-
DAVE: -laughs too- see DAVE: see tell me thats not half of dada DAVE: except back there she put two da das together obviously referring to me DAVE: fuck shes talking DAVE: what are we gonna do
JADE: i guess we just have to listen!
DAVE: next time im gonna record it DAVE: damn it i sound like such a dad
JADE: you are such a dad its true
JADE: you were such a dad before she even came out
DAVE: wow DAVE: rude accusations
DOVE: bla
JADE: yeah see she agrees
DOVE: -pinches Daves nose this time. Try breathing NOW.-
DOVE: -dad nose in entire baby hand-
DAVE: -speaking nasally- are you trying to steal my nose
DOVE: duh
JADE: ... -FUCK. Ok that is too ironic for her not to laugh-
DAVE: -he laughs too- hey that sass isnt supposed to start until like pre teen years or somethin DAVE: first youre talkin whats next drivin
DOVE: -she is still not releasing the nose. She is curious about her own baby grip.- uh!!!
JADE: uh no dad shes going to swim first cant you tell :p
JADE: shes telling you to hold your breath in the water (edited)
DAVE: good tips dove DAVE: dont want to get water in my lungs DAVE: that would fuckin suck
JOHN: -he's out here today practicing flying. he hasn't actually tried FLYING out in the open for a long, long time. way back on lowas was the last time. he realizes that he's gotten a lot better at it and simaltaneously, a lot worse. IN HIS OWN MIND he'd look like a superhero if it wasn't for the diving suit.-(edited)
RUFIOH: -already out here, cruising lazily on a wind current. There are a bunch of seagulls who seem to have accepted him into their flock. Waves at John from a distance.-
JOHN: ! -IT'S A BUNCH OF SEAGULLS, THAT'S SO COOL. He waves back, pointing to the seagulls and mouthing THAT'S SO COOL.-
RUFIOH: -double thumbs up and does a sweet loop-de-loop in the air.-
JOHN: -well now that Rufioh is showing off his moves, John has to show off too. It's bro code. So he does this thing that he's been practicing where he dives down at a very high speed and then pushes himself off the water with an air current. Then he looks around to see if Rufioh is impressed by his antics.-
RUFIOH: -yeah! He's pretty impressed, just regarding this with a chin stroke and a nod. The seagulls flutter around him in a cloud.-
JOHN: -this satisfies the John. He flies around in a big loop again, but when he comes back, it's closer to Rufioh and his cloud of birds.-
RUFIOH: hey, man... you look a l1l shakey. -releases the birds from his mental link. They nyoom off as John gets closer.-
JOHN: SHAKEY? -he thinks he has to shout because of the wind.-
=THE EVENT ON THE GROUND IS UNDER WAY. it appears to be a taco cookoff. Various species have all gathered around to compete on who can make the BEST tacos, and all kinds of people have gathered for the food=
=john and rufioh can probably smell it=
JOHN: -THIS IMMEDIATELY CATCHES HIS INTEREST.-
RUFIOH: -wavers his hand and makes a ZOOMing motion, just laughing. Did John know sign language? Oh. That's probably where the seagulls are going. He glances that way too. Oh shit...-
CRONUS: -is definitely hanging around for tacos-
CRONUS: -john its your favorite person-
JOHN: -He does but hes' confused. He cocks his head. But he's also distracted by taco smell. Aw man...Cronus is there. But tacos are also there.-
JOHN: -Maybe THIS TIME, Cronus won't be so bad. He's optimistic.-
RUFIOH: -John is being distracted. Rufioh FLAPS his wings at him, buffeting an impressive amount of wind before taking a steep nose dive, heading straight for the ground.-
CRONUS: -hes already got a massive pile of tacos, and is chowing down on them, with a soda on the side. They have alcohol there but hes really trying here-
JOHN: WOAH! he gets pushed back a little and pauses before cackling and copying him. He's never really afraid of messing up and falling, the Breeze will always catch him even if he really fucks it up.-
RUFIOH: -but Rufioh's so much faster! Can John hope to beat him in a race?- RUFIOH: -he lands really suddenly by Cronus, probably toppling the Drink into the sand. Oops.-
CRONUS: ........ -stares at his drink, mid bite. Looks up at rufioh- vwowv, seriously?
RUFIOH: hey to you too babe. }:) RUFIOH: -hovering with interest by tacos. Are they meat?-(edited)
JOHN: -nope, John is NOWHERE NEAR AS FAST as someone who was born with wings,, although he does try! he lands a little bit later, just gently lowering himself to the ground.-
CRONUS: -SOME ARE, but about half of them are of the bean variety - you owve me. a drink and a kiss. -glances at john- vwell, hello hello, if it isnt john egbert.
RUFIOH: owe you what? -nabbing a bean taco. Or two.-
CRONUS: a drink and a kiss, i just said. you knocked my drink ovwer.
CRONUS: its ruined.(edited)
RUFIOH: your face was ru1ned f1rst... but you don't see me compla1n1ng. -hehehehe chomp-
CRONUS: yeah, because you dont actually think that. -whips his hair-
RUFIOH: -leans over to peck a kiss to him on the temple- you don't know me.
CRONUS: yeah, i think i do. -gives him a nuzzles before munching a fish taco-
RUFIOH: s1ck, dude... haha. -snickers and shakes his head- RUFIOH: your breath 1s fuck1n' rank.
CRONUS: vwowv, excuse you? im just sitting here havwing a good time vwith these tacos and you come ovwer and start attacking me.
RUFIOH: ok but... that doesn't have to do w1th your breath stank1ng. -leeeeans against table, smug-
CRONUS: -GLARES. Picks up one of these spicy bean tacos and attempts to shove it in rufiohs mouth-
RUFIOH: omph. -gets his mouth stuffed.- ... RUFIOH: -waggles eyebrows and bites the taco clean in half-
CRONUS: -now HE looks smug- doubt your breath is so rosy fresh nowv. -hangs onto the other half, waiting for rufioh to finish the half he has-
RUFIOH: a1n't l1ke 1'm 1n den1al. -muffled. Give him a second. Breaks out a soda and cracks it open, chugging it down.-
JOHN: -MAKE A FACE. but HE'S GONNA TRY! TO BE NICE!- hey. you look like you're doing better!
CRONUS: -watches rufioh do this, leaning on his hand- -takes another bite of one of his own tacos- spicy huh? .... -glances at john- -oh right he's here-
CRONUS: better? oh right. heh, i vwas fine in the first place, so...
JOHN: -Nevermind he's already super annoying. He makes another face.- right. it's not like i was there! -HONES IN ON TACO STANDS. he would like to construct a few if possibe, if only for his own enjoyment.-
CRONUS: -watches john carefully-
RUFIOH: 1t's cool of john to hang out, huh. -casually glances between the two of them-
CRONUS: sure, i mean, heh, hes my kismesiss matesprit id be an ass not to be okay vwith it.
CRONUS: and i for one, am not an ass.
JOHN: -YES YOU ARE.-
JOHN: -he chooses chicken tacos but piles on the peppersr and hot sauce. heart burn? pshh. what is that.-
CRONUS: -he's just going to casually feed rufioh the rest of this taco. Especially now that johns here, he really wants to show off on the pda-
JOHN: -he does come back and join them, but he is squinty eyed. still he can't stare TOO much. he has food to stuff in his face.-
RUFIOH: -he can eat on his own, dude... but grazes anyway.- RUFIOH: so john... for a guy who's always w1th a foot off the ground... you don't really hold much steady a1r, yo. RUFIOH: 1t's cool that you have all the fl1ghty powers anyway. that's actually really awesome, heh.
JOHN: oh yeah? well, apparently you were there when i got em., dude -licks hot sauce off his fingers-
JOHN: i guess i don't. i am not sure if that's a bad thing though.
JOHN: maybe if i had wings it would be, but if i'm being pushed around by the wind, it's kinda like...flowy you know?
CRONUS: -he doesn't care, he's going to shove tacos at you anyway- -glances inbetween the two- vwhat? you tvwo vwere out flying together?
RUFIOH: for l1ke a second. -is only going to eat this one taco and call it quits. Sucks to fly on a full stomach.-
JOHN: it was pretty cool though. how you had all the those birds around you? and your dive was so fast!
JOHN: -H edoesn't know this, so he's eating like four of five of them. lol-
CRONUS: hey, heres an idea, vwhy dont you take me flying? -is eating like fifty thousand tacos-
JOHN: -kinda grins at the imag of cronus whizzing through the air.-
RUFIOH: 1t's best to wa1t an hour after eat1ng to fly, yo. don't want you blow1ng chunks on acc1dent.
RUFIOH: vert1go's a real th1ng.
JOHN: oh...i didn't know that.
JOHN: guess i'm benched, lol.
CRONUS: -8T- are you serious? so thats a no? -IRRITABLY munches taco-
JOHN: heheheh. whoooops.(edited)
RUFIOH: for now. -pats him on the back-
CRONUS: nowv you doubly owve me.
RUFIOH: a1n't gonna be sorry about respons1ble fly1ng dogg... 1t can be dangerous 1f you don't know what you're do1ng.
CRONUS: -groans and leans on him before giving john the stink eye like this is somehow his fault. Just keeps munching these tacos anyway-
JOHN: -John eats MORE CHEERFULLY THAN BEFORE-
RUFIOH: -pets up his head. Who's a good fish?-
CRONUS: -he is.....- vwhat if i like a little danger in my life?
RUFIOH: upchuck a1n't exactly attract1ve, homes... sorry. -pet pet pet-
JOHN: -woah. when did THIS happen?-
CRONUS: oh so youre not into that? ill keep that in mind. -might be purring a little-
RUFIOH: wow... RUFIOH: never thought that would factor 1n but okay.
JOHN: -euuuugh this is too much for him right now and he can't even fly away.-
CRONUS: -WHOOPS. Sorry john, for all these seadwellers grossing you out- hey, i just vwant to keep an open mind here.
RUFIOH: gross...........
JOHN: hmm. -HE REALLY WANTS TO ASK IF THIS IS A THING PEOPLE ARE REALLY INTO IN REAL LIFE, but this sounds like a private converstaion.-
CRONUS: -starts staring off into space as his mind is lost in perverse thoughts as he munches this taco and cuddles up even more-(edited)
RUFIOH: -no............... John please dont think Rufioh is in support of this.-
JOHN:-IT HAS CROSSED HIS MIND.-
JOHN: -guilt by association, dude.-
RUFIOH: - }:( -
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ROSE: -she's laying on the beach with a tablet. She's looking at all the job listings, but mostly just taking in sunlight.-
JOHN: -walking around in board shorts, squishing his toes in the sand and looking at stuff in tide pools.-
ROXY: =Casts a shadow over Rose. Standing there in a bikini and a grey wizard beard that comes down to her knees. Her sunhat is also pointy at the top and said bikini has sparkles all over it= ROXY: waddup babe
ROSE: -if she had sunglasses, she'd pull them down to gawk at that beard.-
ROSE: I find myself at a loss for words, actually. ROSE: -She tugs at the bottom of the beard.- I had no idea wizened enchanters could swim, besides.-
ROXY: hell yeah we can ROXY: we play volleyball too check it ROXY: =kicks up a volleyball and gently bumps it over to john= THINK FAST =Not that fast, it's a lobb of a hit=
ROSE: Please, be gentle with him. He doesn't understand your mystic ways. ROSE: For all he knows, that volleyball could be an artifact of untold power.
ROXY: oh it is
ROSE: Ah. ROSE: Well, I guess John's dead now. ROSE: He had a good run.
JOHNV -sqwawks and splashes into the tidepool in his surprise. those poor micro organisms didn't stand a chance-
ROSE: There he goes.
ROSE: Reflexes of a lynx, though.
ROXY: fuckin majestic
JOHN: oh hey guys! -calls back at them as he shakes himself off and reaches sluggishly for the ball.-
ROXY: omg
ARADIA: -she gets to spend the day with citrin thanks to his dads wanting some ALONE TIME, so that gives her a particularly great excuse to go to the beach. she's holding ananya's hand in one of hers and citrin's in her other and walking at a PRETTY SLOW PACE mostly because of ananya but they have FINALLY reached the beach-
ROXY: what a cute
ARADIA: looks like we came at a good time!
JOHN: -whistles and waves-
CITRIN: -he's TRYING to drag her ahead. he looks so cute in his swim shorts and water wings- halo!! -waves at everyone. its ok guys... he's here-
ROSE: -She offers a little wave, peeking back down at her tablet and briefly wiping the screen off on a boob before tapping at it a little bit.-
ROSE: ...Hello there. -aw, babies.-
ROXY: =awww= two cutes
JOHN: -OBVIOUSLY he's gonna roll the ball towards the kids what do you take him for? -
ARADIA: -grins at john, thERES THE BOYF. and she also grins at rose and roxy, too. EVERYBODY HERE- hey! ANANYA: -trucks through the sand while attempting to catch up to citrin. they're really walking more like ducks in a row-
ROXY: =A giant sap, that's what=
CITRIN: -sees that ball comin' at him and... KICKS IT- >8D
ROSE: You show it, Citrin.
ROSE: Kick it in the grill.
ROXY: aww baby kicks ROXY: we could even play kickball
JOHN: woop woop! -hollers at tiny row of ducks procession. plops on the sand like :)-
ARADIA: -totally wearing a bikini top and shorts for the walk over and laughs- hes a good kicker thats for sure ANANYA: -pulls away from aradia and hurries over to john which is still relatively slow. she's got her swimsuit on, too.-
JOHN: -trying his best not to concentrate on aradia in swimwear- oh yeah i wouldn't want to be on the wrong end of that one, hehe. what about you ah-nan-yaa? huh? -crawls up the rest of the way to pick her up.-
CITRIN: -breaks free TOO and lad scampers towards the water-
ROSE: -there he go-
ARADIA: -well, john's got ananya, and she doesn't have to worry about ananya drowning, but CITRIN requires a little bit more supervision, so she follows- whoa there ARADIA: youre getting fast ANANYA: -pasts john's face and wheezes at him, holding on and LOVING the attention-
JOHN: haha friggin bye. -...watches her dash off :///)-
JOHN: it was a long way in the sand huh, kiddo? well you're finally here. the world is your oyster.
CITRIN: -ghibli shivers when he puts a foot in the water- cold!!
ROXY: =sits next to rose and watches them and the kiddies= aww i oughta bring py
ROXY: and let her swim i mean
ROXY: mayb on a baby fish leash..... =what with her being a seadweller ad being all camo=
ROSE: That sounds like the sort of thing you ought to have videotaped for some twenty years in the future. ROSE: But yes. That would probably be nice. ROSE: It's still too bright out here for Baldur.
JOHN: -takes ananya to joins the lalondes- hey girls. child harnesses?
ROXY: maybe bring him at night? put a lil light on his back
ANANYA: hi...! -she nods. sand is hard to walk in-
ARADIA: -sticks her feet in the water- youre right it is very cold! the more you get in the less cold it will feel though ARADIA: i promise!
ROXY: awww hey johnny boi and ananananananya banana
ROSE: Yes. And possibly a child umbrella.
ANANYA: -hides her face against john. she's not really shy, she's just pretending to be. that's why she's grinning-
CITRIN: hmm... -waddles in a little farther-
JOHN: -dances her fingers as she pretends to hide- ananabanafofanna
JOHN: fi fi fo fanna
ARADIA: -makes sure she stays RIGHT with him- hows that? still cold? ANANYA: -giggles and smiles at rose and roxy-
JOHN: hehehe. there you go. i knew it.
ROSE: -Waves her fingers at the tiny child.- Hello there, squirming neonate.
ANANYA: -that was a really long pair of words but she assumes it's directed at her- hi...!
JOHN: ananya what's a neonate? nobody knows because it isn't a word.
ROXY: =snorts=
JOHN: its a conspiraaaacy.
ROSE: So you claim, yet here we are, teetering at the edge of the murky abyss, fathoms below the surface of the world where light dare not touch.
ROXY: cmon rose this beach isnt THAT bad
CITRIN: ztill cold... -he sounds so sad... but he is determined to brave the depths ANYWAY.-
ROSE: Didn't you hear him? ROSE: It's cold.
JOHN: -speaking of murky abysses- hey ananya you wanna dig a hole? play in the sand?
ROSE: Besides, all beaches share a similar darkness. The sea is torrid and dark.
ROSE: Explain to her what 'torrid' means, she should be getting this.
ROXY: she also needs to learn nerd :P =strokes her beard in thought= teach this child well
JOHN: i would but i don't know what it means. :(
ANANYA: you...! -that seems like a funny answer to those two questions- ARADIA: you just have to keep going! ill go with you
ROXY: oh shit.... did she just serve u
ROXY: YOU dig it john jfc
ROSE: Can't turn down a direct order like that.
ROSE: She outranks you.
JOHN: you want to bury me? what is this betrayal? I'll dissapear into the depths rose is talking about. -sits down in the sand with her- ananya i thought we were friends.(edited)
CITRIN: -starts to get farther until his feet don't touch the ground, which isn't an unfamiliar feeling for him but he wasn't EXPECTING it- whoa!! -reaches for her hand-
ANANYA: yeah...! -she has no idea what he's talking about but it seems like the silliest thing to d right now would be to agree- ARADIA: -squeezes citrin's hand- i got you dont worry ARADIA: how does it feel?
JOHN: -she's so good at being silly, he's proud. he looks right at her with mock seriousness and starts shoveling his hands into the sand.-
ANANYA: -looks back at rose and roxy for their reactions-
JOHN: -SHE'S A BUDDING JOKESTER.-
ROSE: -Makes a wide :O face, covering her mouth with a hand.-
CITRIN: nice!! -not a nice meme, but it is nice. he's kind of keeping himself afloat with psionics, instead of actually trying to move his arms and legs... why SHOULD he??-
JOHN: -he actually laughs at the face aimed at the child. rose pulls it off really good OK.-
ANANYA: -her fins flick, she is PLEASED with this result and proceeds to try and grab bits of sand in her tiny hands and drop them on john- ARADIA: yeah! nice ARADIA: youre so good in the water citrin
JOHN: -he reacts with a dramatic gasp even tho he barely feels it.-
ANANYA: -LAUGHS LOUDLY-
ANANYA: -does it again-
JOHN: -this time its more like a raptor sound.-
ROSE: -She picks up a handful of sand and drops it on him.- His fate is sealed.
JOHN: -this kills the john. he flops into the sand.-
CITRIN: -he nods in agreement- yez. -he IS good at this. he's the BEST-
ANANYA: -puts more sand on him and giggles up at rose-
ARADIA: yes! -she repeats. god she loves the way he talks, it's ADORABLE- you should try splashing around -gently demonstrates-
ROSE: You're very good at this. ROSE: You could have a career in gravedigging.
JOHN: -fuckin goodbye john is dead he makes a blehh sound which signifies this. ask aradia she can confirm all dead people make this blehh sound.-(edited)
CITRIN: ... hmm... -that DOES look fun... he follows her example, waving his free arm through the water-
ANANYA: bleh...! -falls over like she's dead too- ARADIA: -continues with him- see?
JOHN: -oh no they are dead they have died.-
JOHN: -you were right all along rose.-
ROSE: -Pokes Ananya.- ROSE: Oh dear. ROSE: She seems to have expired.
ANANYA: BLEH...!
ROSE: -Another poke.- Boy. She seems like a lively dead thing, though. ROSE: -pokes right in the belly-
ANANYA: -laughs loudly again and squirms-
ROSE: A very squirmy little dead girl. -Poke poke tickle.-
JOHN: -raspy voice- you're not really dead anaanya. -sandy hand monster pretends to munch her toes.-
ANANYA: -she can't stop laughing because of all this TICKLING BUSINESS!!!-
ROSE: -Rose looks terribly satisfied with herself.- We may have a case of the undead on our hands.
JOHN: -raspy voice.- blehhhh. i dont see your point.
JOHN: -absolutely covered in sand by now his hair is sticking up.-
ROSE: -She picks up Ananaya, and places her on top of John.* Ananya, please take care of this undead monster.
CITRIN: yez... i zee... -he doesn't REALLY know what that statement means, but people say it all the time in shows and it's funny-
CITRIN: -splashes a little harder- eheheheh.
ANANYA: rawr...! -that's what monsters do, right?- ARADIA: -gently splashes citrin- oops!
JOHN: - lifts her and makes "roaring" noises back at her not as good as a troll could do probably-
CITRIN: >80 -BLEH- hey!! eheheh. -splashes her back-
ANANYA: -screams but in an amused way- ARADIA: oh my god citrin you splashed me!
CITRIN: -splashes her MORE- yez!!
ARADIA: -pretends to lose her balance- youre so strong!
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TAVROS: =Walking around the atrium, watering some of the potted plants they keep around here while listening to some tunes.=
TAVROS: =Sometimes you just gotta chill and water some flowers my guy.=
ROXY: =here she come she sweaty post stronk on, and theres a bull. She wanders on over and peeps= what up my guy
TAVROS: =There is one whole bull! And he looks on up when he hears a voice somewhere behind his pokerap. He takes his earbuds out to answer Roxy with a smile.=
TAVROS: jUST DOING THIS WHOLE, gIVING THE PLANTS SOME NUTRIENS THING,
TAVROS: sINCE IT WOULDN'T BE THE BEST, tO HAVE OUR PLANTS DIE, wHEN THEIR PURPOSE IS TO BE NICE TO LOOK AT, uHM, aND ALSO GIVE US OXYGEN,
CRONUS: -strolls towards the cafeteria, passing tavros and roxy, to get a cronut. except this time he's going completely shirtless-
ROXY: =omg what a dork. Two dorks, she watch Cronus as he passes= ..... yeah it is nice 2 have fresh fresh old fashioned air
ROXY: glad someones lookin out 4 em
TAVROS: =Eyebrows: ascend. That is certainly one way to enter the cafeteria. He slowly looks back to Roxy though.= uHH, TAVROS: oH, yES,
TAVROS: yES IT IS A GOOD THING, bECAUSE i MEAN OTHERWISE, oUR AIR IS FULLY FROM THE MACHINES AND EVERYTHING, wHICH IS FINE AND ALSO A THING THAT WORKS, bUT, =Fiddles with the watering can, then shrugs, sheepish.=
TAVROS: hAVING SOME PLANTS, tO BE DOING THAT KIND OF THING AS WELL, iS VERY NICE IN MY OPINION, aND CAN REMIND US THAT THERE ARE THINGS OUT THERE STILL,
TAVROS: tHAT ARE CONSISTENT, lIKE HOW PLANTS ARE AND, hOW THEY GROW? =Looks more sheepish as he speaks, rubbing the back of his neck.=
CRONUS: -he was just going to keep on walking, but what is that fountain of cheese he just heard?? glances over in Tavros's direction and snorts- vwowv, sounds like someones been vworking on his poetry.
ROXY: =she could just take his rambly lunch money, opens her mouth then looks at cronus= aint he a regular wordsmithy =truth tho=
TAVROS: =Looks up to Cronus, still with a sheepish smile.= TAVROS: tHANK YOU,
TAVROS: ,,,
TAVROS: i THINK,
TAVROS: i MEAN i DIDN'T REALLY MEAN FOR ANY OF THAT, tO BE UHH, vERY POETIC, iN ANY SENSE,
CRONUS: dont be so modest, sure you did. no one talks like that in normal convwersation. i mean look at me? im pretty much the most poetic guy on board, and thats about the only time i try to say anything like that.
ROXY: =ho plz=
ROXY: modesty aint so bad but its also cool 2 bask in ur own greatness every once in a while man
TAVROS: bUT, TAVROS: i MEAN,
TAVROS: wHAT i DID JUST NOW, wITH THE WORDS WAS JUST,
TAVROS: a NORMAL CONVERSATION, TAVROS: oN A PLANTY TOPIC, =What are you two talking about. He didn't even rhyme anything either. He's just smiling crookedly over here.=
ROXY: its the stuff that comes naturally thats the most incredible
ROXY: im the most awed hot dang(edited)
CRONUS: youre givwing him vway too much credit.
TAVROS: =Sheepish laugh.=
TAVROS: eHEH, wELL,
TAVROS: mAYBE,
TAVROS: iT IS JUST THAT THE TOPIC ON HAND,
TAVROS: wHEN YOU SPEAK ABOUT IT,
TAVROS: mAKES YOU IMMEDIATELY PUT OUT, TAVROS: fLOWERY PROSE, =Big grin. Get it? Flowers? Plants? Flowery prose????=
ROXY: goddamn amazing =claps, unreal. Look at that smile too jfc=
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[9:29:19 AM] ROXY: *Rolls in wearing vintage heelies and sipping juice. Where the bacon at?* *nyoom*
[9:39:20 AM] DIRK: -HERES ALL THE MEAT U NEED. He's here talking to PORRIM. What could they possibly be gossiping about??-
[9:42:00 AM] ROXY: *LOOK AT THAT BEEF. She's certainly nosey enough to roll up on them while chewing on bacon. Roooooollllllllllsssssss over and puts arms around them, hands full of bacon. Arms around the baes. Get money*
ROXY: *Hugs tho* what up buttercups
[9:44:02 AM] PORRIM: -smiles up at her- A whole lot, I'd say.
DIRK: We were just talking about you. -tries to eat a piece of bacon out of her hand-
[9:48:13 AM] ROXY: *Get that bacon bby*
ROXY: mmm naturally a good topic
ROXY: all good things or hilariously unreal things that are actually real i hope
[9:56:05 AM] DIRK: That butt is unreal. -successfully nibbles into bacon. It his now-
PORRIM: We were talking about your engagement. Which I haven't had the chance to congratulate you on yet so... Congratulations!
[10:29:35 AM] ROXY: oooh sweet *pats Dirk's shoulder*
ROXY: thanks popomary *puts a piece of bacon in front of here and goes to sit that booty down* i kinda wish i woulda been able to go around and tell all you guys and see the reaction but eris all excite so thats cute :P
[11:26:17 AM] PORRIM: Yeah, he's definitely that. But o+f co+urse he wo+uld be. Yo+u kno+w he lo+ves ro+mance and theatrics.
DIRK: Not to steam roll further, but we were also plotting a hostile takeover of wedding planning duties.
PORRIM: I can't even play the straight man, here. That was exactly what we were talking abo+ut.
[11:53:48 AM] ROXY: its ok porrim
ROXY: no one here can play the straight man
ROXY: tho im kinda sad 2 have missed what im sure was an epic class of two titans before yall came to the conclusion of working together
ROXY: *she's so down for them planning the wedding and looks hecks of excite*
[12:14:00 PM] DIRK: It was definitely intense. I barely made it out alive. -smiles a little cuz roxy looks so cute and excited. he is more motivated than EVER.-
DIRK: I'll get with you later to talk details. -also talk life. boy howdy do they got a lot to jam about.-
[12:36:19 PM | Edited 12:46:19 PM] ROXY: awwww yes!
ROXY: btb just so yall know since ur yankin the reigns johnny boy asked to play a lil piany
ROXY: which im all over
ROXY: so slap him with some sheet music or samples nibbles on bacon
[1:34:51 PM] DIRK: Oh nice. I am all about that. He kills it, from what I've heard.
DIRK: -looks thoughtful- Perhaps I'll have him play "She Blinded Me With Science" on the keyboard.
PORRIM: -plz-
[1:35:44 PM] SOLLUX: -excuse me but that is literally true in my case-
[1:36:10 PM] DIRK: -WHO ASKED YOU-
[1:36:27 PM] SOLLUX: -SHUT UP DIRK I HAVE PLENTY OF FRIENDS-
[1:36:35 PM] DIRK: -NAME ONE!!!!-
[1:38:18 PM] SOLLUX: - EVERY ONE-
[1:51:06 PM] ROXY: *Snorts and leans forward, one hand empty.* oh man looks like were already in good hands
[2:01:11 PM] DIRK: Of course. Would you expect any less?
PORRIM: Heh. I'll make sure he keeps it at least a little bit classy.
[2:31:25 PM] ROXY: that implies theres no class in piano brand shenanigans
[7:15:25 PM] ARADIA: -Later, much later, HOURS later, aradia enters, eating some pizza at one of the tables-
[9:09:15 PM] JOHN: -perhaps even hours after that john floats lazily in to retrieve a slice of pizza for himself.-
[9:11:39 PM] ARADIA: -aradia is still here- oh hi john!
[9:12:53 PM | Edited 9:14:04 PM] JOHN: -he's happy to see a friendly face so he flutters back down to earth to walk on over with a wave- hey there!
[9:15:34 PM] JOHN: -swallows a bite of pizza- looks like we had the same idea hehehe. you off your shift or on lunch? -he's guilty. he ought to pay more attention to what the nurses are up to-
[9:16:02 PM] ARADIA: -she waves to him and invites him over- off my shift for tonight! what about you?
[9:16:38 PM] JOHN: haha lucky you i still gotta go back even though it's pretty dead in there.
[9:18:01 PM] ARADIA: so youre on break now also?
[9:18:27 PM] JOHN: yeppers!
[9:18:54 PM] ARADIA: good timing for me then!
ARADIA: we can eat together
[9:20:38 PM] JOHN: -gives her a smile- alrighty then. I was just gonna bring my kill back to my office but I guess I'll share it with the rest of the pack.
[9:20:47 PM] -parks his butt down on a chair-
[9:21:26 PM] ARADIA: how have you been doing?
[10:44:28 PM] JOHN: uhm...i'm pretty good! how're you and ananya doing?
[10:45:32 PM] ARADIA: really well actually
ARADIA: shes definitely been a bit more fussy recently
[10:46:07 PM] JOHN: well that does mean she's growing.
[10:46:14 PM] JOHN: fussy how?
[10:46:28 PM] -chomp chomp-
[10:47:36 PM] ARADIA: definitely more irritable for sure
ARADIA: shes sweet most of the time but sometimes she has a real temper in her!
[10:47:48 PM] ARADIA: im assuming that must be the seadweller side of her
[10:48:36 PM] JOHN: -scratches beard thoughtfully- she been drawing any pictures?
[10:49:17 PM] JOHN: ruleus was doin it but feferi says its because he wants to have a hive built.
[10:50:08 PM] JOHN: well uh I guess you'd know all about that
[10:50:22 PM] ARADIA: that makes a lot of sense actually
ARADIA: i guess i should give her more opportunities to draw!
[10:50:29 PM] JOHN: sorry hahaha I totally forgot you were a troll for a sec!
[10:50:42 PM] ARADIA: ...
[10:51:50 PM | Edited 10:52:12 PM] JOHN: -grins bashfully at his own stupids- i'm wondering when these kids are going to want their own rooms and junk.
[10:53:34 PM] ARADIA: i wouldnt be surprised if it was sooner than later for sure
[10:54:02 PM] JOHN: damn they get independent so much quicker. -he's honestly impressed here-
[10:54:48 PM] ARADIA: our species is conditioned that way
ARADIA: if you dont embrace independence early then you will not survive on alternia
[12:15:06 AM] JOHN: yeah i figured it was something like that. -shifts awkwardly-
[12:16:14 AM | Edited 12:18:13 AM] JOHN: ruleus is so smart, aradia. last night me and him were watching mutual of omahas that I had saved on my laptop and he was all super into the parts about the bug and fish lifecycles.-excited ramble-k
[12:17:07 AM | Edited 12:23:32 AM] JOHN: oh its uh like this pretty especially dry and boring doc series (and i like docs!) from earth but its one of those shows I like to fall asleep to for nostalgia reasons hehehe. he was legit into it though. like seriously going apeshit over it...
[12:22:02 AM] -yes straight up bragging about feferis baby to her gf is a thing he's doing rn-
#tankedGnostomaniac#technetronicTactician#gynecicArbitrator#twofoldacrimony#artifactualAnnihilation#effulentbalatron
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DIRK: -currently sitting in the atrium at a table with his sketchbook open in front of him and a pen balancing between his nose and upper lip-
[4/10/2015 4:59:17 PM] ROXY: *what's this? A lone nerd with a sketchbook and a pen betwixt lip n' sniffer. Don't mind if she does. Does sit down right across from him and sloooooowly takes that pen with the straightest face ever*
[4/10/2015 5:02:09 PM] DIRK: -and he keeps his lips in balancing puckered mode even once the pen is gone, giving her a DEAD ON STARE all the while- ... -waggles brows-
[4/10/2015 5:04:10 PM] ROXY: *Dirk no she's trying to not laugh here. Presses her lips together a little and then just, closer. Cloooooser, cloooser. The pen cap is coming and she's gonna like, slowly tickle the inside of his nose with the tip*
[4/10/2015 5:08:15 PM] DIRK: -shit. as much as he wants to keep his cool and continue making browsat her, his body responds to the tickling with some undignified flailing and a head tilt away from the nostril intruder-
[4/10/2015 5:14:13 PM] ROXY: *SNRKS, now that he's leaning away she's going to poke him with it, mostly under the arm and side and wherever she can get that's traditionally ticklish* (boop boop boop boop boop)
[4/10/2015 5:18:57 PM] DIRK: -being as ticklish as he is, she's getting quite a show out of him as he writhes around, pursing his lips together tight to contain any giggling- Roxy-- Why--
[4/10/2015 5:21:53 PM] ROXY: cuz youre adorable mostly! *tickle tickle tickle, she's all on this table on her tip toes and just tickling him with her fingers now because more places. She's going to get all those gd giggles, let it go Dirk*
[4/10/2015 5:24:01 PM] DIRK: -NEVER. he'll bust a gut before he gives into the giggles in a public setting-- okay nevermind, he's giggling- Fuck... Cut it out! -swats at her hands-
[4/10/2015 5:24:06 PM] DAVESPRITE: This cool cat comes floating on in with a soda in one hand. He spots Dirk first, because he's seen him before, and floats to a nearby distance, unsure if he should interrupt, and watches like a weirdo.
[4/10/2015 5:26:53 PM] ROXY: *watch well birdman Roxy hadn't noticed. This is how you harvest giggles from a Strider for the summer feast. She's all dimple and big grins* cut what out i don't have scissors distri or a knife plus this is hardly a surgery sanitaria area *it is now her turn to eyebrows but she does cease the torture with one last boop to his bellybutton*
[4/10/2015 5:29:24 PM] DAVESPRITE: -His eyebrows are so high right now.-
[4/10/2015 5:34:53 PM] DIRK: -NOT IN FRONT OF DAVESPRITE. not that dirk hadn't already proven what a big softy he is to davesprite already, but still. he catches his breath once roxy finally retreats, his expression falling back to it's default- That is no way to greet a person. -and that's when he catches a glimpse of davesprite, giving him an acknowledging nod of the head. NOW THAT'S HOW YOU GREET PEOPLE. get a fucking PEN-- oh right she already has one-
[4/10/2015 5:37:06 PM] ROXY: *is about to tell him that it's how you greet a special brand of person but then nods and she turns to look* oh! howdy there.... you guy
[4/10/2015 5:41:15 PM] DAVESPRITE: howdy. me guy, that's right tarzan, thats my true name, its been that all along.
[4/10/2015 5:41:21 PM] DAVESPRITE: hey dirk
[4/10/2015 5:41:45 PM] DAVEPSPRITE: -He kind of. Floats into a seat? Sitting without legs is hard.-
[4/10/2015 5:42:05 PM] ROXY: well is it u guy or me guy?
[4/10/2015 5:42:22 PM] ROXY: or are those the first and middle names?
[4/10/2015 5:42:41 PM] ROXY: like me you guy but i prefer to go by my middle name thank
[4/10/2015 5:45:22 PM] DIRK: To be more specific, he's Dave guy. Well, Davesprite guy. -steven universe reference solidified...-
[4/10/2015 5:46:52 PM] DAVE: -and this is a prime time for dave to enter to get some food, but he stops in his tracks because...that's...davesprite.-
[4/10/2015 5:47:02 PM] DAVE: -so he's gonna nod like it ain't no big thing.- sup
[4/10/2015 5:47:12 PM] DIRK: -THAT'S DAVE GUY-
[4/10/2015 5:48:14 PM] ROXY: its a fuckin tg apocalypse
[4/10/2015 5:49:04 PM] DAVE: yeah cuz it only takes two and this guys an mt but no medical technician if you get my drift
[4/10/2015 5:49:46 PM] ROXY: gotcha
[4/10/2015 5:49:49 PM] ROXY: hes a mountain
[4/10/2015 5:50:09 PM] ROXY: more impressive than a med tech id say
[4/10/2015 5:52:58 PM] DAVE: you got it
[4/10/2015 5:56:32 PM] DAVESPRITE: i dunno id rather be a med tech than a mountain
[4/10/2015 5:56:43 PM] DAVESPRITE: mountains cant do shit thats useful
[4/10/2015 5:57:00 PM | Edited 5:57:03 PM] DAVESPRITE: but yeah call me davesprite or ds
[4/10/2015 5:58:34 PM] ROXY: wow get shit on mountains
ROXY: and im roxy!
[4/10/2015 5:59:34 PM] DAVESPRITE: nice to meetcha rox. (more like fox tbh)
[4/10/2015 5:59:51 PM] DAVEPSPRITE: -the presence of Dave is MAKING HIM NERVOUS he's not looking at him-
[4/10/2015 6:00:08 PM] DAVE: -this is so weird. he looks straight at dirk- heard someone losin their shit earlier
DAVE: sounded and looked like someone getting and going all tickle crazy- -well that was unsettling DAVESPRITE-
[4/10/2015 6:01:06 PM] ROXY: (-wonk-)
ROXY: there was some shit that was prolly lost
ROXY: we don't know where it went but the families very concerned
[4/10/2015 6:01:23 PM] ROXY: were gonna start a search effort and put up some posters
[4/10/2015 6:01:34 PM] ROXY: offer a reward for it being found and returned
[4/10/2015 6:01:43 PM] ROXY: get everybody motivated yknow
[4/10/2015 6:02:14 PM] DAVE: -no do not flirt back with bird me this is WEIRD-
[4/10/2015 6:02:42 PM] DAVESPRITE: i actually was here to witness it
[4/10/2015 6:03:06 PM] DAVESPRITE: was a pretty intense laughing fit tbh
[4/10/2015 6:03:40 PM] DAVE: see i thought thats what i heard
DAVE: him gettin his ass handed to him by a blonde tickle monster
[4/10/2015 6:04:32 PM] ROXY: *everyone gets flirted back with that's how it goes*
ROXY: *she tuts and shakes her head* that happens
ROXY: tragic
[4/10/2015 6:07:28 PM] DAVESPRITE: man is there a tickle monster infestation up in here
[4/10/2015 6:08:25 PM] DIRK: -HE'S EMBARRASSED BY THIS CONVERSATION-
[4/10/2015 6:08:33 PM] DAVE: -bunp it davesprite-
[4/10/2015 6:09:24 PM] ROXY: *looks at dirk* ..... ;3
[4/10/2015 6:09:38 PM] DAVESPRITE: -bunps it-
[4/10/2015 6:09:54 PM | Edited 6:09:59 PM] DAVEPSRITE: -gives Dirk an apologetic little wing twitch-
[4/10/2015 6:11:16 PM] DIRK: -how dare you. how fucking dare all of you. but no, he needs this right now- I'd say that surely we could come up with a better topic of conversation, but anything centric to this one is impossible to beat.
[4/10/2015 6:11:20 PM] DAVESPRITE: so hows it hanging
[4/10/2015 6:13:20 PM] ROXY: *looks and Dirk and Dave like, well? how IS it hanging. Only no omg* coffee break on my end
[4/10/2015 6:14:29 PM] DIRK: I was attempting to doodle before somebody straight up swindled my drawing utensil.
[4/10/2015 6:15:25 PM] DAVESPRITE: -he pulls a pen out from behind his ear- you want?
[4/10/2015 6:15:46 PM | Edited 6:16:02 PM] DIRK: ->B^O-
[4/10/2015 6:15:53 PM] DIRK: Yes.
[4/10/2015 6:17:04 PM] DAVE: -snatches it- lemme see this
DAVE: is this some kinda bird feather quill or what
[4/10/2015 6:17:56 PM] DIRK: ->B^O again-
[4/10/2015 6:18:04 PM] DIRK: (Rude as fuck.)
[4/10/2015 6:18:37 PM] DAVESPRITE: its literally a pen not everything i do is about birds
[4/10/2015 6:19:06 PM] DAVE: its gotta be partially birds tho
[4/10/2015 6:20:14 PM] DAVESPRITE: not everything. some things are partially birds. man it's just a pen its got blue ink and shit you can't get more generic than that.
[4/10/2015 6:20:58 PM] DAVE: -he shrugs.- dirk what were you doodling
[4/10/2015 6:21:43 PM] DAVE: -he's still playing with the pen in his hand-
[4/10/2015 6:21:54 PM] DAVESPRITE: -makes to snatch for the pen-
[4/10/2015 6:22:27 PM] DAVE: whoa whoa hold on there -he holds it back-
[4/10/2015 6:23:20 PM] DAVESPRITE: its my pen dude youre holding a hostage
[4/10/2015 6:24:42 PM] DIRK: -this is kind of surreal to watch- ... Well, I hadn't actually drawn anything yet. -stares down at the blank page... A BLANK WHITE PAGE AND A SWELLING RAAAAAAAAAGE-
[4/10/2015 6:25:36 PM] DAVE: -you did not think when you pushed me to the brink- are you gonna really do that right now
DAVE: do you need this now
DAVE: let me see that
[4/10/2015 6:26:32 PM] ERIDAN: *wanders in looking none to pleased with life*
DIRK: -YOU DESIRED MY ATTENTION BUT DENIED MY AFFEEEECTIONS wow ok too real. enough of that.- What, my sketchbook? -folds arms over it defensively- Just... Don't look through it.
[4/10/2015 6:28:20 PM] DAVE: ok hand it over
[4/10/2015 6:28:31 PM | Edited 6:28:42 PM] DAVE: -holds his hand out-
[4/10/2015 6:29:09 PM] DIRK: -hey look its ole FISH BOT MAGEE. but he had managed to figure out after coming down from his own swelling rage that it wasn't actually eridan who was bugging him. unlike this motherfucker right here. dirk sighs a bit and hands the sketchbook over to dave.-
[4/10/2015 6:29:30 PM] DAVE: -he takes it and starts to walk away with it, flipping through-
[4/10/2015 6:29:37 PM] DAVE: -TOTALLY LOOKING-
[4/10/2015 6:30:06 PM] ERIDAN: *DOESNT GO OVER TO THEM, looking over food and junk*
[4/10/2015 6:30:18 PM] DIRK: YOU FUC-- -omg he doesn't often lose it so quickly but dave is absolutely getting pounced right now-
[4/10/2015 6:31:42 PM] DAVESPRITE: holy shit dude
[4/10/2015 6:32:00 PM] DAVE: -AND HE TUCKS THAT SKETCHBOOK IN HIS ARMS LIKE A FOOTBALL AS HE GETS TACKLED. NO FUMBLING HERE, GUARDING IT WITH HIS BODY AS HE GOES CRASHING TO THE GROUND- wow get the fuck off of me
[4/10/2015 6:32:00 PM] DAVESPRITE: don't you know shit about invading privacy jesus christ the guy asked nicely
[4/10/2015 6:35:22 PM] ROXY: omg
[4/10/2015 6:35:57 PM] DAVESPRITE: -floats on top of the dirkdave pile-
[4/10/2015 6:36:15 PM] DIRK: Give it back, assho-- -oof, and now there's a bird-
[4/10/2015 6:36:19 PM] DIRK: -a strider pile-
[4/10/2015 6:36:22 PM] ROXY: omgg the strider pile grows *takes picture, then takes picture of Eridan*
[4/10/2015 6:36:29 PM] ROXY: *with flash*
[4/10/2015 6:37:34 PM] DAVE: nope its mine i got it
DAVE: you get offa me first then ill give it back
[4/10/2015 6:37:37 PM | Edited 6:37:50 PM] ERIDAN: *gets his FOOD then turns around right as that flash happens* fuck
[4/10/2015 6:38:08 PM] ROXY: here we observe nerds in their natural habitat
[4/10/2015 6:38:43 PM] ROXY: asserting dominance over each other in familial orgy piles in a classic game of keep away
[4/10/2015 6:38:56 PM] ROXY: those unrelated scour 4 food
[4/10/2015 6:38:59 PM] DAVESPRITE: -he's not very heavy- hey asshat you still have my pen
[4/10/2015 6:39:29 PM] ROXY: its said their communication skills are more complex than we could hope to understand
[4/10/2015 6:39:58 PM] ERIDAN: .... *walks over, giving Roxy a REALLY WEIRD LOOK as he sits down before glancing at the strider clan*
[4/10/2015 6:40:16 PM] DAVE: -uses one hand to throw the pen and dirk's face from down below-
[4/10/2015 6:40:25 PM] ROXY: *GASPS as eridan walks over* (it seems ones taken interest in me)
[4/10/2015 6:40:43 PM] ROXY: (nerds are not typically dangerous but easy to startle)
[4/10/2015 6:41:04 PM] ROXY: (it would be smart to take care so i dont run him off)
[4/10/2015 6:41:11 PM] ERIDAN: wwhy the fuck are you talkin like that
[4/10/2015 6:41:45 PM] DAVESPRITE: -Roxy is so cute PFFT-
[4/10/2015 6:42:07 PM] ROXY: (im being engaged directly!!) *turns camera :O, turns back* (now my nerd speak is a little rusty but ill give it a go)
[4/10/2015 6:42:11 PM] DAVESPRITE: -SNATCHES THE PEN. PUTS IT IN HIS MOUTH- i licked it's mine
[4/10/2015 6:42:21 PM] ROXY: yes... hello
[4/10/2015 6:42:41 PM] ROXY: *turns the camera to the lick* classic marking
[4/10/2015 6:42:43 PM] DAVE: fine keep it i dont want your stupid pen -goes back to holding onto the stupid sketchbook-
[4/10/2015 6:44:30 PM] DAVESPRITE: why are you stealing people's things
[4/10/2015 6:44:39 PM] DAVEPSRITE: you don't even need to make a nest
[4/10/2015 6:45:14 PM] DAVESPRITE: i think rose would say youre making up for your attachment issues from childhood
[4/10/2015 6:45:39 PM] ERIDAN: yeah uh hey rox *forks food into his mouth glancing at the others*
[4/10/2015 6:45:48 PM] DIRK: -HE'S TOO COOL FOR THIS and shoves them both away from him as he rolls out of the pile-
[4/10/2015 6:46:18 PM] ROXY: (it seems this one is content on simply eating his well earned meal and observing the battle for dominance)
[4/10/2015 6:47:04 PM] ROXY: (and one seems to be making a break for it this is a savage display and had not yet been recorded im v lucky to have stumbled upon this amazing event)
[4/10/2015 6:47:17 PM] DAVESPRITE: -CAWS-
[4/10/2015 6:47:33 PM] DAVESPRITE: you started the pile dirk this is your own doing
[4/10/2015 6:47:39 PM] ROXY: (A BATTLE CRY)
[4/10/2015 6:47:50 PM] ROXY: (its on now like fuckin donkey kong)
[4/10/2015 6:48:02 PM] ROXY: (prepare ur barrels its about 2 go down)
[4/10/2015 6:48:25 PM] DAVESPRITE: -divebombs him-
[4/10/2015 6:48:32 PM] ROXY: (oh shi)
[4/10/2015 6:48:51 PM] ERIDAN: nevverfuckinmind im not evven gunna try to make sense a any a this goddamned nonsence
[4/10/2015 6:49:21 PM] DAVE: -takes this opportunity to run with the sketchbook while trying to look through it-
[4/10/2015 6:49:37 PM] ROXY: (meanwhile one of the nerds seems very disgruntled and another getaway happens)
[4/10/2015 6:49:52 PM] ROXY: (it seems our nerdy little underdog has gotten his prize)
[4/10/2015 6:50:02 PM] ROXY: (............but for how LONG)
[4/10/2015 6:51:40 PM] DAVESPRITE: -NO I AM GONNA FLY AFTER YOU DAVE THIS IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY-
[4/10/2015 6:51:56 PM] DAVEPSPRITE: -DONT YOU REMEMBER BEING A KID WITH A NOTEBOOK BECAUSE I DO-
[4/10/2015 6:52:54 PM] ROXY: (boy is the dingus mingus dork especially aggressive today he wants that prize as well and having the advantage of flight certainly puts the others at a disadvantage)
[4/10/2015 6:53:04 PM] DAVE: -DONT YOU REMEMBER HOW WE TRACKED DOWN ROSE'S SECRET BLOG AND READ THAT WHOLE THING WITH STUPID WIZARD FANFICTION-
[4/10/2015 6:53:20 PM] DAVE: -AND HE'S RUNNING-
[4/10/2015 6:53:40 PM] DAVESPRITE: -THATS DIFFERENT BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY-
[4/10/2015 6:53:47 PM] DAVE: -SO IS THIS-
[4/10/2015 6:54:02 PM] ERIDAN: *pauses mid bite as he stares at this chaos*
[4/10/2015 6:54:08 PM] DAVESPRITE: -FLYING TOWARDS YOU-
[4/10/2015 6:54:55 PM] DIRK: -stands finally and watches this unfurl as well- I did this.
[4/10/2015 6:55:01 PM] DIRK: No, fuck that. Dave did this to himself.
[4/10/2015 6:55:06 PM] DIRK: -sup nods at eridan-
[4/10/2015 6:55:35 PM] ERIDAN: *gives dirk a confused nod* *he's a lITTLE worried about talking to dirk*
[4/10/2015 6:56:17 PM] ROXY: *has gotten bored of documenting things and leaves it in SUSPENSE to get that coffee she was talking about, also some EATS*
[4/10/2015 6:56:35 PM] DAVE: oh my god what is your problem you got your stupid pen back -he's running while talking-
[4/10/2015 6:57:39 PM] DAVESPRITE: dirk didnt want you to read the notebook
[4/10/2015 6:58:04 PM] DAVESPRITE: -he pet me and my bird instincts said he was a friend but I'm not gonna say that-
[4/10/2015 6:58:19 PM] DAVESPRITE: what is with the kleptomania anyway aren't you supposed to be an adult
[4/10/2015 6:58:32 PM] DAVE: arent you supposed to be a bird
[4/10/2015 6:58:41 PM] ROXY: *stirring her coffee with a churro, are any of them adults*
[4/10/2015 6:58:49 PM] DAVESPRITE: what no I am way more than a bird
[4/10/2015 6:59:10 PM] ROXY: *gets some FOODS and wanders back to the table tho, with more stirring sticks*
[4/10/2015 6:59:12 PM] DAVESPRITE: also what does that have to do with anything
[4/10/2015 6:59:13 PM] ERIDAN: *THEY HAVE CHURROS????*
[4/10/2015 6:59:49 PM] ROXY: *tbh these could be churros back from when roxy had a lot of them she doesn't even know but she got them somehow, in some way*
[4/10/2015 7:00:10 PM] ERIDAN: *ancient churro*
[4/10/2015 7:00:22 PM] ERIDAN: *he's eyeing her churro regardless*
[4/10/2015 7:01:00 PM] DAVE: stop chasing me -throws the sketchbook dirk's direction when he passes him-
[4/10/2015 7:01:08 PM] ROXY: *its a coffee stirrer and watches them run around* im so tempted
[4/10/2015 7:01:13 PM] DIRK: -SWEET CATCH-
[4/10/2015 7:01:14 PM] ROXY: to just like
[4/10/2015 7:01:19 PM] DIRK: -jk he fumbles it-
[4/10/2015 7:01:32 PM] ROXY: aww well nvm its probs over
[4/10/2015 7:01:33 PM] DAVE: -skids to a stop- hahaha wow
[4/10/2015 7:01:45 PM] ERIDAN: to wwhat
[4/10/2015 7:03:08 PM] ROXY: well i was gonna poke dave in the side while he was runnin but its over now
[4/10/2015 7:03:11 PM] DAVESPRITE: -sudden drop-
[4/10/2015 7:03:26 PM] DAVESPRITE: -probably on Dave-
[4/10/2015 7:03:56 PM] DAVE: i thought we were a team roxy -FLAILING AT THE BIRD HE HATES BIRDS-
DAVE: -literally this is embarrassing how much he's flailing right now-
[4/10/2015 7:04:09 PM] ROXY: omg *takes picture, cute nerds*
[4/10/2015 7:04:23 PM] ROXY: we are a team but theres also a tickle monster on the loose so idk man
[4/10/2015 7:04:28 PM] ERIDAN: ... *steals churro while shes taking a picture* i see
[4/10/2015 7:04:45 PM] ROXY: >:O my coffee stirrererer
[4/10/2015 7:05:21 PM] ROXY: i didnt insert cream and thoroughly stir sir how rude
[4/10/2015 7:05:42 PM] DAVESPRITE: -why does he hate birds that's rude-
[4/10/2015 7:05:46 PM] ERIDAN: fine here *stirs it some for her*
[4/10/2015 7:05:52 PM] DAVESPRITE: -he flops over on his back-
[4/10/2015 7:06:00 PM] DAVE: -because they FLEW IN HIS WINDOWS ALL THE TIME-
[4/10/2015 7:06:08 PM] DAVESPRITE: -distressed cawing-
[4/10/2015 7:06:19 PM] ROXY: *leans down and BITES it*
[4/10/2015 7:06:20 PM] DAVESPRITE: -I KNOW SOME REALLY NICE BIRDS-
[4/10/2015 7:08:03 PM] ERIDAN: hey noww i thought you wwere only usin this to stir
[4/10/2015 7:09:33 PM] ROXY: its multipurpose really
[4/10/2015 7:10:14 PM] DAVE: -he twitches slightly as he straightens out his clothes, regaining his composure like nothing happened-
[4/10/2015 7:10:44 PM] ROXY: *whispers (dork) into the wind at Dave and chews her food*
[4/10/2015 7:11:10 PM] DAVE: -fixes his hair and casually sniffs-
[4/10/2015 7:11:30 PM] ERIDAN: *makes sure to take a chomp of the churro before roxy can steal another bite of his stolen goods*
[4/10/2015 7:13:21 PM] DAVESPRITE: -rolls upright and gets to his tail. He also fixes his hair-
[4/10/2015 7:13:54 PM] DAVE: -they're kind of doing it in sync and it's a bit weird to watch-
[4/10/2015 7:16:43 PM] DIRK: -holds his sketchbook in close as he thumbs through it and makes sure nothing got smudged or bent, then taking a seat again with the blank page open again-
[4/10/2015 7:19:01 PM] DAVE: -flashsteps right behind dirk, peering over his shoulder.- what are you gonna draw now
[4/10/2015 7:20:07 PM] ROXY: *takes a picture of them because cute but also snorts at Eridan and puts her phone DOWN to keep eating* lots prolly hes all inspired now
[4/10/2015 7:21:04 PM] DAVESPRITE: -floats back over to the table, totally nonchalant-
[4/10/2015 7:24:08 PM] ERIDAN: *EYES that sketchbook* i didnt knoww dirk evven attempted drawwin
[4/10/2015 7:24:08 PM] DAVE: like some sports shit or what
[4/10/2015 7:24:48 PM] DIRK: ... -draws dave playing basketball now-
[4/10/2015 7:24:58 PM] DAVESPRITES: honestly what even is sports
[4/10/2015 7:25:14 PM] DAVE: thats pretty sweet
DAVE: yeah i know right
[4/10/2015 7:25:23 PM] DAVE: and capn crunch striders draw thats what we do
[4/10/2015 7:27:21 PM] DIRK: I draw all the time, Co-Cap. -flips all the way back to the beginning to show him the drawing he did of eridan eating when they barely new each other-
[4/10/2015 7:27:38 PM] DIRK: -SHOWS HIM-
[4/10/2015 7:27:54 PM] DAVESPRITE: art is our true talent. we're sensitive.
[4/10/2015 7:28:34 PM] ROXY: *looks at it* accurate
[4/10/2015 7:28:55 PM] DAVE: hahaha thats spot on
[4/10/2015 7:29:37 PM] ERIDAN: ..... wwhen the HELL did you fuckin draww that
[4/10/2015 7:29:53 PM] ERIDAN: wwhy wwas i nevver showwn t his
[4/10/2015 7:30:14 PM] ERIDAN: rox tell him he needs to make a copy a that
[4/10/2015 7:30:37 PM] ROXY: u need to make buttons n stickers
[4/10/2015 7:30:47 PM] DIRK: Good idea.
[4/10/2015 7:30:49 PM] DAVE: bro you impressed the big man
DAVE: he wants a piece of that masterpiece to hang up in his room
[4/10/2015 7:31:07 PM] ROXY: and on his uniform and on the bumper of his space minivan
[4/10/2015 7:31:14 PM] DAVESPRITE: that is pretty rad
[4/10/2015 7:31:25 PM] DAVE: yeah all those places too
[4/10/2015 7:31:33 PM] DAVESPRITE: -glances at his hands. Talons makes it hard to draw without ripping paper?-
[4/10/2015 7:32:16 PM] ERIDAN: i wwant exclusivve rights to that image it is my face after all
[4/10/2015 7:32:57 PM] ROXY: (u should add a mustache and make it ur oc)
[4/10/2015 7:34:40 PM] DIRK: -draws another eridan with a mustache-
[4/10/2015 7:34:56 PM] DAVE: man thats good
[4/10/2015 7:35:37 PM] DAVESPRITE: adding mustaches makes everything more original
[4/10/2015 7:36:09 PM] ROXY: boom daneri porama
[4/10/2015 7:36:21 PM] ROXY: original character do not steal
[4/10/2015 7:38:19 PM] DAVE: or jutting out asses
[4/10/2015 7:38:39 PM] DAVESPRITE: man ampora are you copying dirks oc with your clothing
[4/10/2015 7:39:40 PM] ERIDAN: *eyelids lower in a glower*
[4/10/2015 7:40:39 PM] ROXY: *all snickering into mashed potates*
[4/10/2015 8:03:28 PM] DAVESPRITE: thats not very creative of you
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ROXY: *A girl can only make so much beaker ramen. Because then you run out of ramen. Le sigh, Roxy's going to get some actual food and take an actual lunch break instead of holding noodle tubes in the front pocket of her overalls while she worked. Handy pocket though.*
[3/5/2015 1:39:21 PM] MITUNA: -Mituna had forgotten to eat again. But then he remembered and just wasn't going to, then he remembered the amount of people that would kill him if they found out he didn't. Kanaya seemed to just know...better not chance it. He's rolling into the cafeteria, in uniform of course and he picks up a tray and starts piling on churros, pizza, burgers, and cake. Food accomplished.-
[3/5/2015 1:43:18 PM] ROXY: *Some churros are going in her front pocket, while picking and choosing through things she leaned down and pulled one of the sweet sticks out to chew on it and looked over to the Tuna with a grin and nodded to him, bobbing the pastry with the motion* heeeyyyyy tunejune
[3/5/2015 1:50:49 PM] MITUNA: -Oh hey it's that chick that runs the bar and tuna sees on the bridge like ALL the time and rarely talks to. He's gives a kind of tired grin and grabs two energy drinks. Red and blue of course.- 5up roxbox
[3/5/2015 1:57:31 PM] ROXY: *more chewing just shaking sugar all over her tray before using her thumb to fold in the rest of the churro and licked her thumb* lookin mighty tire 3d thunderdome whats the haps man *He did look pretty tired, could just be not from sleeping though. She picks up her tray and finally wipes the crumbs and sugar from her mouth*
[3/5/2015 2:19:46 PM] MITUNA: -Psionics some pizza into his mouth. No way, him tired? Screams of agony keeping him awake at night? Some fuckwit stalking him on top of that? None of that was happening.- are you 57uffing a churro in your pocke7
[3/5/2015 2:24:46 PM] ROXY: *holds up a finger while she chews* correction stuffing churroS in my pocket u should invest in a chest pocket and put shit in it super convenient man
[3/5/2015 2:30:15 PM] MITUNA: -He looks down. Why DON'T officer uniforms have front pockets?- i 7hink i need 7o 7alk 7o ampora
[3/5/2015 2:37:28 PM | Edited 2:37:33 PM] ROXY: hell yeah you do demand tit pockets on all uniforms ill back u up on that
[3/5/2015 3:50:13 PM] MITUNA: excu5e me cap7ain we reque57 7i77y pocke75 for 7i77y rea5on5
[3/5/2015 4:13:26 PM] ROXY: its our right to have at least one convenient pocket aside from the ones on our pants just imagine it cap its a practical necessity
[3/5/2015 4:53:06 PM] MITUNA: brea57ular 57orage uni75 are righ7 no7 a privilege
[3/5/2015 5:07:56 PM] ROXY: i cant believe it took us this long to realize we were getting fuckin jipped out of our rights
ROXY: thats some straight bs man like what other things have we not given ourselves in thinking we never deserved them??
ROXY: i demand a workers union
[3/5/2015 5:11:35 PM] MITUNA: lmao pan75 7ha7 don7 i7ch your a55 more 7han a 5piderbi7e would be a nice 57ar7
[3/5/2015 5:15:47 PM] ROXY: why do u think im wearin these overalls man so comfy my ass is so unitched up in these i rec a pair asap
[3/5/2015 5:20:53 PM] MITUNA: nope if youre a 5enior officer you have 7o look a5 uncomfor7able a5 po55ible
[3/5/2015 5:22:20 PM] ROXY: -makes face of discomfort-
[3/5/2015 5:22:33 PM] ROXY: better??
[3/5/2015 5:26:20 PM] MITUNA: perfec7 lmao
[3/5/2015 5:30:38 PM] ROXY: -looks kinda constipated tbh and keeps that face* ima catch u on the flip junatuna or if u happen to be outside around the hull of the ship lol
ROXY: also bars open again fyi tell ur friends the local tenders hot cause bidness needs to kick up again
[3/5/2015 5:52:28 PM] MITUNA: oh 5nap 7he bar5 open again hell yeah i need 7o bring porrim -grins- ca7ch you on 7he flip5ide bro5ki77le
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