#tamora pierce x crazy ex girlfriend

[goodgrammaritan]

Circle of Magic characters as Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs

(inspired by Tamora Pierce's Emelan series)

Sandry: Face Your Fears

Face your fears/Stare them down/Don’t be scared/Stand your ground/If a bear runs at you in the woods, don’t run away/Look it deep in the eyes, put your hand on its chest and say/“Bear, I’m not afraid!”

Tris: Santa Ana Winds

You can't push the wind

Daja: Remember That We Suffered

Being happy is selfish

Briar: Apple Man

I'm an apple man

Niko: Hello, Nice to Meet You

Hello, nice to meet you/I am indeed really cool

ETA: "His Status Is...Preferred" also works:

He’s discerning, he’s refined

Lark: So Maternal

It’s instinctual, I’m a natural/I am tireless multi-taskical

Rosethorn: I Hate Everything But You

I hate when people call blueberries a superfood

Frostpine: I Could If I Wanted To

Who cares about throwin' a ball or havin' a kid?/It'll get ya nowhere in life

Crane: A Diagnosis

What could it be, what could be right?

Gorse: Having a Few People Over

At this point, you're probably aware I'm having a few people over

Pasco: Head in the Clouds

*dancing*

Evvy: Fuckton of Cats

I know just what/I gotta do/I gotta go get myself/A fuckton of cats!

Keth: Maybe I'm Just Broken

Maybe I'm just broken

Berenene: Scary Scary Sexy Lady

Scary scary sexy lady/Angry scary sexy lady.../With high heels made of daggers/And eyes made of daggers too

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[goodgrammaritan]

Protector of the Small characters as Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs:

Kel: Without Love You Can Save the World

Neal: Don't Be a Lawyer

Peachblossom: Angry Mad

Merric: I Could If I Wanted To

Cleon: Love Kernels/I've Got My Head in the Clouds

Wyldon: Remember That We Suffered

Joren: I'm So Good at Yoga/Our Twisted Fate

Owen: Time to Seize the Day

Raoul: Man Nap

Turomot of Wellam: Flooded With Justice

Tobe: I Go To The Zoo

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[goodgrammaritan]

Beka Cooper characters as Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs:

Beka: No One Else is Singing My Song

Rosto: Let's Have Intercourse

Ersken: I Give Good Parent

Kora: I'm a Good Person

Aniki: Gettin' Bi

Ahuda: Real Life Fighting is Awkward

Goodwin: Let's Generalize About Men

Tunstall: Back in Action

Dale: His Status is... Preferred

Farmer: Thought Bubbles

Diona: Maybe She's Not Such a Heinous Bitch After All

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[goodgrammaritan]

The Immortals characters as Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs:

Daine: I Go to the Zoo/Buttload of Cats

Cloud: After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)

Numair: Research Me Obsessively

Badger: Dream Ghost

Onua: So Maternal

Tkaa: Hello, Nice to Meet You

Rikash: Oh My God I Think I Like You

Ozorne: Strip Away My Conscience

Varice: Having a Few People Over

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[goodgrammaritan]

Song of the Lioness characters as Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs:

Alanna: Face Your Fears

Thom: Sexy French Depression

Coram: Greg's Drinking Song

George: George's Turn

Jon: Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too

Myles: I Love My Daughter

Gary: Friendtopia

Raoul: If You Ever Need a Favor in Fifty Years

Gareth the Elder: My Friend's Dad

Alex: The Darkness

Eleni: The Miracle of Birth

Roger: I'm the Villain in My Own Story

Delia: Scary Scary Sexy Lady

Thayet: Maybe This Dream

Buri: Forget It

Liam: Horny Angry Tango

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[goodgrammaritan]

Trickster's characters as Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs:

Aly: Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault

Kyprioth: Feelin' Kinda Naughty

Nawat: He's The New Guy/First Penis I Saw

Dove: How To Clean Up

Sarai: The Moment Is Me/I'm Just A Girl In Love

Winna: Get Your Ass Out Of My House

Bronau: You Stupid Bitch

Nuritin: Where's The Bathroom?

(needs work, suggestions for Chenaol, Ulasim, Ochobu?)

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[goodgrammaritan]

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