#talos valcoran

[viceroy-jericho]

#warhammer #night lords #septimus #talos valcoran #holding him gently

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

These characters have been requested on my Instagram c:

#Talos Valcoran #Gabriel seth #Sevatar #Fabius bile #sister of battle #Saul Tarvitz #Lotara #Trazyn #Necrons #Warhammer #Warhammer 40k #Warhammer 30k #Textpost meme #Incorrect quotes #Textpost

[galranprinces]

not dnd but here’s some first claw boys

#night lords #warhammer 40k #wh40k #talos valcoran #uzas #cyrion #xarl #my art

[averyhh]

Bat boys from Night Lords Omnibus

Xarl comes to visit Talos where he’s bound and silent, one night among those dreadful 55 nights. pre Void Stalker

#night lords #talos valcoran #xarl #warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #warhammer fanart #my art

[mirdans-100challenge]

Talos Valcoran for @relax-and-read-on

#warhammer 40k #40k #warhammer #stupid sexy space marines #space marines #wh40k #night lords #talos valcoran #my art

[fourgods-nobrakes]

Talos/Xarl, Talos feeling a certain way about Xarl taking a duel as *his* champion?

Watching Xarl fight—watching him win fights—is nothing new; Talos has been doing that since before either of them left Nostramo. It's the way Xarl bows to him beforehand, dedicating the fight to him in a gesture that's minimal but pointed, that makes his heart beat faster, makes him feel every clash of blades in the forty-six seconds before the other duelist is on the floor bleeding. Talos' mouth waters and his cock twitches inside his armor and the second they get back to the ship he's going to reward his champion for that performance.

#3 sentence fic #talos valcoran #xarl #that's it that's all of them #thank you all for prompts i had fun :3

[lore-pls]

This was drawn for @fourgods-nobrakes for the ficinabox exchange over on AO3! First Claw is pretty great. <3 I know Talos would never take off his helmet in such a unsecure environment but I really wanted to show his face.

#warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #night lords #talos #talos valcoran #septimus #xarl #cyrion #uzas #first claw #lore-pls art #space marines #wh40k

[caiusmajor]

Talos Valcoran/Septimus, voyeurism

Talos should look away, should leave, should make Septimus stop touching himself and attend to his duties.

But he can't stop looking at his slave's hand (so small and soft but so skillful) as it slides up and down Septimus' hard cock (so perfectly proportioned, so vulnerable, head so glossy and red as it pokes out of the foreskin).

Talos can feel his own cock swell in response, painfully trapped by his armor, but he ignored it, focusing on the movement's of Septimus' hand, his soft sounds of pleasure, hoping and fearing Septimus might say a name.

#3 sentence fic #talos valcoran #septimus #my fic

[ixiino]

First claw having a normal day

#40k #warhammer 40k #myart #wh40k #talos valcoran #uzas #xarl #cyrion #mercutian #night lords #soul hunter #blood reaver #void stalker

[relax-and-read-on]

Fanfic list that I did for the warhammer 40k fic exchange!!

The writers have been revealed, so I can finally let yall know what I did!

Love Language: A G rated fic (!!!) About Calgar and his little aid, Quintus, kissing. It's nothing but fluff.

Know your place: a NSFW PWP about Fulgrim and Perturabo fucking, and Perturabo feeling bad about it.

Trust: A NSFW fic about Septimus/Talos, with Talos bottoming, because I like big astartes being bottom to humans. Surprisingly wholesome.

Doggy Style: .... A NSFW fic about Leman/Magnus, where Leman turn into a werewolf and... Well... Magnus is into it? Yay? Pure filth.

I hope yall like those fiiiic

#warhammer 40k #warhammer #wh40k #primarch #fulgrim #perturabo #marneus calgar #quintus haximar #septimus #talos valcoran #magnus the red #leman russ #stupid sexy space marines #my fanfiction #my fics #warhammer fanfic

[viceroy-jericho]

You know what? I think we talk too little about the fact, that the Night Lords use their blood mixed with ink to brand slaves.

(Aaron Dembski-Bowden. Soul Hunter.)

I am not normal about this.

#warhammer 40k #night lords #septimus #octavia #talos valcoran

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Talos: Has anyone else heard of leaving an "example lobster" when cooking lobsters?

Talos: My father claims that plenty of people do it but it’s a ridiculous and horrifying process.

Talos: For those who haven’t heard of it, it’s when you buy lobsters to cook by boiling them and you leave only one alive. My father would always set the lobster down in front of all the cooked lobsters and make it watch while my brothers ate all the other lobsters. After that, they put the lobster in a cooler and drive it to the beach and send it back out into the ocean. The "joke" is that the lobster is supposed to tell the other lobsters of the horrors it saw. Has anyone else heard of this or was I raised inside a legion of sociopaths?

[Later]

Talos: I have concluded from people’s reactions that this is not standard procedure by any means and that my father is a little bit insane.

#Cooking with the night lords #talos valcoran #Night lords #warhammer #warhammer 40k #warhammer 30k #Incorrect quotes #Konrad curze

[transmechanicus]

I feel like you’re giving me a warped impression of what 40k is like.

Is this because of the adorable catboy dark angels? Do you hate me bc i like it when my power armored kittens yell "REPENT FOR TOMORROW YOU DIE"?

#my stuff #asks #i feel like otherwise i present the setting in a pretty accurate manner... #ive been very vocal in the past abt wanting grit and darkness and body horror in my 40k and specifically my admech #it actually irritates me in a way i'll never vocalize outside tags when i see ppl do like X Reader fanfic n stuff with primarchs or w/e #because it strikes me as interacting with the setting in a very shallow way that ignores the fact that every major character sucks somehow #like yes asmodai kitty very cute but also that is one of the most cruel and sadistic torturers the galaxy has produced outside drukhari #it's like aaron demski bowden finding out ppl wrote gay fanfic about Talos Valcoran and being like 'Are You Okay?' #just bc they're the protagonists doesn't make them any less sadistic serial killers #so seeing ppl do shipping and stuff like that wrt literally any space marines or transhumans strikes me as in poor taste in the same way #anyways i have thoughts and opinions but who cares. catboy dark angels cute.

[moodymisty]

no fear response, and more that it’s been turned nearly all of the way down.

I headcanon that it’s a similar situation with their feelings of romance or sex. That it’s not completely gone, but that it’s nullified just enough for them, under the right circumstances (a.k.a never truly interacting with baseline humans), to not feel those feelings ever. Because you can’t have your killing machines questioning their loyalty and running off with some mortal, right?

So I this brings me to the thought that a space marine can feel romantic or sexual feelings, it’s just that it’s probably got to be under some very specific circumstances. And that most of them would have no idea what to do when they get a crush on someone. Yes they’re grown adults but new emotion?? New emotion that is affection??? Affection that isn’t platonic or familial?!! Confusion!!!!

Cue a bunch of different reactions to this. Ranging from trying to impress their object of affection by showing off how well they can fight (“Check out how strong I am!” “Well yeah, you’re a space marine.” “Oh… right.”), to deciding to avoid them completely, or being weirdly obsessive/possessive of them because they never want to lose the person that made them feel this way, or getting angry at the baseline human for distracting them from their duties (even though they probably didn’t even realise the space marine had feelings for them), perhaps even deciding to do what they do best and bringing their human trophies of the enemies/heretics/xenos they killed like some kind of giant catboy.

Space marine: 7 years ago I had a crush on a serf in my chapter and I didn’t know how to deal with it, so I wrote her a letter that just said “leave this place immediately”

(first part of the ask because dumblr cut it off)

Putting this ask on my fridge because you understood the fucking assignment.

Astartes start their transformation at around 10-13, so basically their entire formative years are taken away from them. How are you expected to know what a crush is or love or really any complex emotion if you’re too busy having a bakers dozen of extra organs shoved in you and running through the Tunnel of Terror?

'Yeah I didn't have a girlfriend I was too busy getting acid spit'

I imagine that having to deal with an Astartes who's figuring out how an entire array of emotions work is going to be, a handful. He ends up knocking someones lights out while sparring just to show off, or you end up with the hide of an entire Tyranid Warrior. What do you say to that? Thanks? Them being hyper vigilant of you being around other Astartes, almost obsessively. Also all this depends heavily on the chapter. It would probably be much easier with a White Scar, Lamenter( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), Ultramarine, or Blood Angel( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) than an Imperial Fist, World Eater, or Black Templar (I love my wall husbands but their heads are filled with concrete).

[PENDING COMFIRMATION LOL] And, some of this is actually canon! In a book, a space Marine thinks about how weird he feels when looking at an attractive young woman who’s a refugee they saved. I KNOW this is a thing but I cannot remember the source so I’m going to try and find it. I believe he was a blood angel. If I can't find it please take all this with a grain of salt.

And anyone who manages to land themself an Astartes BF pretty much got themself the himbo to end all himbos. Because while Astartes are super smart and have crazy fast reflexes, they’re fucking dumb as rocks in other regards. (Examples being any emotion that isn’t anger or respecting your superiors, stupid infighting between chapters, Talos Valcoran)

Also in the 41st millenium they’re pretty much mildly worshiped as 'angels', so you have a literal trophy husband. Congrats. Please keep him on a leash the guardsmen are very scared and he has no trigger discipline.

#Misty's book club #at the end of the day it comes down to a human/Astarte relationship being the -he don't bite- -YES HE DO- meme

[bracketsoffear]

How many Warhammer characters in total were submitted for all of the polls?

Corruption - Mortarion, Nurgle, Rotigus Rainfather

Desolation - Adepta Sororitas, Konrad Curze

End - Nagash

Extinction - Archaon, Belisarius Cawl, Genestealer Cults, Mephet’ran, Tyranid Hive Mind

Flesh - Skrag the Slaughterer

Hunt - Talos Valcoran

Slaughter - Angron, Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, God Emperor, Khorne

Stranger - Rubric Marine

Web - Fabius Bile, Tzeentch, the Changer of Ways

#asks #warhammer 40000 #fandom list

[fourgods-nobrakes]

The one where Talos scoops up Elver when Konrad is done with him.

idek guys, please mind the tags. I'm wallowing in a theme I really enjoy, which is "someone has gotten so fucked up that when the situation turns from Nightmarish to Just Bad, they're grateful and honestly happy about it." \o/

#talos valcoran #elver #my fic #warhammer 40k fanfiction