#talking abt the last 133 years as per usual

[weirdfishy]

headcanon/AU where morpheus only went and visited hob bc hob dreamed of him — like death convinced him to go see him, but he didn’t know when he should go, and the longer he stewed the more he thought hob was probably done with him. but then hob unknowingly drew morpheus into his dream where they were talking and laughing like proper friends (or, alternatively, hob had morpheus pressed against a wall) so dream was like yay he doesn’t hate me let’s go visit him :)

#inspo’d by umikochannart’s recent instagram post abt these fools #lmao dream being all hop skip happy & like ‘he returns my feelings!!’ only for hob to be The Same & Just Friendly #despite the fact that he Just Had Dream Against A Wall Six Hours Ago #hob doesn’t know his stranger Was Actually There & he kinda brushes over the details of who dream is bc he’s just happy dream is back so is #talking abt the last 133 years as per usual #hob just kinda figured that Dream or Morpheus isn’t the weirdest name he’s heard some of his students names r more bizarre than an old gods #who the hell is he to judge he’s just been uncreative these past centuries next time he has to move he’s gonna name himself after a flower #anyway hob is chattering on & dream is just like. Why is he acting so Normal like he wasn’t kissing me senseless earlier What The Fuck #humans are StrangeTM #dream has to interrupt him and idk maybe he just gets up and kisses him or does the slow thing and #explains to hob who exactly he is and what his powers entail #fishy’s bubbles #dreamling #is there a fic like this in my future? yeah probably #once i get done with whatever i can get done for whumptober. i’ve got two more of the four i wanted to do #The Muse has spoken and when this post hits @ least 177 notes i’ll start writing this