#tales from the skov

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All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe

#tales from the skov

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Tbh I dont even know How i found those execution videos as a kid I think i was guided by an angel

#tales from the skov

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Mutual you never spoke to deactivating is like being a 40s housewife seeing an army car roll up in the driveway and falling on your knees on the porch when the army men approach you with the bad news

#tales from the skov

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We’re rereleasing Skyrim

#tales from the skov #tes #skyrim

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english caveman after you ask him if he got any cigarettes: fag got

#tales from the skov

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*potion made out of ghoul ass hair, pee, nekker spit, dirt and 9 liters of vodka*

Geralt:

#tales from the skov #the witcher

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People who choose to be mean are so pathetic

You are rotten to the core and you're going to burn in a hell of your own creation

#tales from the skov

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I hate when “i-fucking-love-science” cunts watch scifi and go “uuhhhmm, that isn’t scientifically possible 🤓” it’s called science FICTION you dumb fuck

#tales from the skov

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Bitches be like “their music saved me” and then you listen to it and. Girl I think you should’ve just killed yourself

#tales from the skov

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Romney vs Obama

#tales from the skov #breaking bad

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Sorry babe, can’t tonight, I’m listening to a compilation of video game companion banter

#tales from the skov #l4d #pillars of eternity #dragon age #the witcher #dishonored #half life

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#tales from the skov

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if you dont drink water or eat vegetables you're a bitch

#tales from the skov

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under custody for my various shenanigans

#tales from the skov

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school trip to nyc:

girls: "omg let's go to broadway and central park!!!"

boys:

#tales from the skov #taxi driver

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I hate modern comedians so much, they take themselves way too seriously

“We are the modern day jesters, we’re the only ones saying the truth and pointing out society’s flaws” no, you just made a halfassed joke about prostate exams

#tales from the skov