#taking baby steps like a psycho to keep up with my ball python

[jacqsreptiles]

Coworkers: aren't you afraid she's just going to take off when you let her outside?

Me, who watched my brainless tube sock filled with mischief and blubber slither 10 whole feet in 20 minutes: no, not really.

#pippin snek #she moved slower outside than inside as well #i was standing right next to her the whole time #taking baby steps like a psycho to keep up with my ball python #woof exhausting