#take 1. see an older gentleman lounging in his garage. wave and say hello.

[jacob-blogs]

May or may not have given a thumbs up to a man chillin in his garage without fully realizing that he was stroking himself through his basketball shorts.

#jacob blogs #i did a triple take lemme tell you: #take 1. see an older gentleman lounging in his garage. wave and say hello. #take 2. hes watching. silently. ask if he's doing alright. no response. ask again. add a thumbs up. nothing #take 3. his hands are fidgeting. dont see phone anywhe-oh my god #I'm not entirely sure who this guy is or what his deal was #but seeing that in the wild was biiiig predator behaviour #and i fucked myself by making a fist like this 👍🏽 #and now I'm sitting here with the thought in the back of my head: #'I'm sure that guy couldn't hear me and probably assumed I was approving of his actions' #😵😵😵😵