#tagged with jschlatt for those who have that in their list of blocked tags

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C!cg!Schlatt + reg!reader headcannons

If you don't like Jschlatt you are free to scroll past

Request: Headcannons for caregiver Schlatt and regressor reader

Okay so he's not the best, but he tries his hardest for you

Even though it's really hard, he does put aside his alcoholism for you every time you're small

But of course sometimes he can't and leaves Quackity to babysit (and hell he's good at talking to kids)

Go to nickname for you is 100% 'kid' or 'kiddo'

GOD honestly has a soft spot for kids, including you littles

Likes finding little things to compliment you about like 'you're so good at drawing, kiddo!'

There are times he lashes out at you, but he doesn't mean it, he's just under a lot of stress

'Nono kid I'm sorry. . . Please don't cry. . . I didn't mean to yell at you'

Has a habit of playing with your hair, but you usually don't mind you like the affection

Honestly 'Dada Dada!! Lookie!' And you could show him a stick figure labelled 'Dada' and he'll cry

He didn't let you be at the festival knowing full well that the events that were about to go down would surely cause you to go small

'O.o' 'O.o' '. . . Want some beer?' 'They're four!! ō_ō' ' I don't know Quackity!!'

#dsmp agere #mcyt agere #sfw agere #cg!schlatt #little!reader #jschlatt #tagged with jschlatt for those who have that in their list of blocked tags #agere headcannons

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heyo! my name’s laz; welcome to my blog! to those who meet any of my criteria [i.e. those that don’t follow basic interaction etiquette, don’t tw correctly, don’t believe in critical content consumption, antis, bigots, etc.], i’ll block you. i don’t have the patience to sit through your shit lol

heads up: the activity on this blog is gonna be pretty sporadic since i mostly write for whatever i’m hyperfixated on in the moment. this usually bounces between dsmp and anime, so see if you can find my secret other blogs if you’re interested! please be sure to block any tags that may potentially trigger you. in addition please let me know if you need me to tag any specific triggers for you. everyone’s triggers are valid and need to be respected as such, including your own. i can’t even being to tell you how many times i’ve been reading fanfic, trying to tough it out, and ended up having flashbacks because i didn’t think my triggers were “that bad.” take your triggers (as well as other people’s triggers, duh) seriously. as a separate point, i have absolutely zero tolerance for trigger invalidation on this blog. if you invalidate other people’s triggers, go fuck yourself :D

also, if you’re looking for moots, hmu i need friends please and thank you.

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⎼ MOST RECENT

jschlatt; teddy bear // honey, headcanons ⤥ my brainworms have taken over. alternatively, schlatt is soft as hell

cscoop; road rash // fluff, fic ⤥ cooper makes the mistake of teaching you how to skateboard

multiple; migraine hours // comfort, headcanons ⤥ cute/specific things they do when taking care of you ⤥ click to see who’s included, it’s a lot .-.

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[updated 01.14.2022]

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[orbdog]

btw for those who have things black listed:

all posts pertaining to the dream smp, hermitcraft and other folks related to these WILL NOW BE TAGGED AS MCYT!

where as before i was tagging dream smp lore as dsmp, and the streamers as mcyt, theyll all be lumped into the same tag going forward.

while im aware people like quackity or wilbur are not strictly minecraft youtubers, and i know most of them are also just twitch streamers, but i want to make blocking tags a lot easier for the people that follow me that dont wanna see it!! bc i know a good chunk of my friends dont really care for any of it. i assume i dont have any strictly dsmp mutuals who dont wanna see hermitcraft stuff or vice versa so this should work out fine lol

edit: exceptions to this are lovejoy (still tagged as lvjy) and jschlatt who just isnt tagged idk LOL

#snarf