I think I've never seen a roast of characters that hate each other so much:
• Gangle, the crybaby that can't stand up for herself and will 100% abstract because of Jax if she does nothing about it.
• Ragatha, she tries so hard to be friends with everyone she ends up being friend with no one.
• Pomni, the new kid no one wants and she herself doesn't want to be there.
• Zooble, couldn't care less about anything and anyone, just hopes for a miracle at this point.
• Kinger, barely functional, he has been there for so long he can't tell apart fantasy from reality.
• Jax, the asshole of the group, no one really likes him and that's reciprocated.
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Alright if any of you believe Pomni is a fully bad person for any reason because of the ONLY AVAILABLE EPISODE I hope you stub your toe every single morning. I hope you step on a Lego every night before bed. I hope your socks will always be wet and your clothes won't ever be crispy warm when you get them out the dryer. I hope your shoes get mud permanently stuck on them. Pomni is not a bad person for leaving Ragatha. Go touch some grass.
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When/if the tADC cast is shown in human form, I really hope they don't visually resemble their avatars, for a few reasons
-The program forces them to forget their own names, clearly anonymity was a priority here
-The avatars are clearly reflecting their personalities, not their physical bodies
-It's such an overdone and frankly kind of lazy trope in the trapped-in-a-video-game genre, I'm tired of it
(Nothing against those who do draw them that way of course, it's just not my preference)
And since I hate complaining without offering an alternative, here's my (PROBABLY WILDLY INCORRECT) speculation on what they might have been like when they were human under the cut
(cw: self harm, animal death)
Pomni
-Had long blonde hair which she wore down, she would have preferred it short but [insert loved one here] loved it, so long it was. Also doubled as a convenient curtain when she was outwardly freaking out
-On the skinny side, flat as a board even, strong legs though
-Well dressed in an understated way, she didn't like to stand out
-Was really into gymnastics as a kid, moved onto jogging once she got older and busier
-Ate a lot of neon colored tv dinners/poptarts/fast food as a kid, avoided it like the plague in her teen years and beyond because "it's gross"
-Had a rabbit once, but it escaped and what was left of it was found in her back yard a week later, she never had the heart to get another pet after that
-Part of a friend group, but didn't hang out with most of them individually
-Watched American Idol religiously
Gangle
-Chubby and really tall, yet always felt small, so her posture was really bad
-Either lived with her parents or spent most of her time holed up in her apartment, didn't get much sunlight either way
-Dressed modestly to cover up some self inflicted scars
-Anime was not really part of the western cultural consciousness in the late 90's, most people assumed it was either just kid stuff or just porn, so she probably didn't have many friends outside of a few fellow anime fans
-Very quiet and withdrawn but could talk for hours about her new favorite anime (and yes, she preferred subs to dubs)
-Loved trying different kinds of snacks
-Her keys had a shit ton of keychains and charms attached
-Drew a lot and kept it all in a big binder
Zooble
-Kinda short
-Exceptionally good posture
-Moved around a lot as a kid, their favorite place was an apartment one block off from a park where they met their best friend
-Alt fashion sense (mostly hand me down clothes so they had to get creative anyway) with a preference for button up shirts
-Socks MUST match, down to the brand
-Mall crawler, but rarely bought anything
-Bead collection
-Read so many sci fi books
Kinger
-Dad bod
-Could see fine but kept his reading glasses in the front pocket of his (usually hawaiian, sometimes plaid) shirt at all times
-Was something of a chess and checkers legend at his local library, the "I bet you can't beat that guy" guy. Would let his opponent win if they seemed like they were really stressing about it though
-Big nature guy, went hiking or camping once every couple weeks at least
-Had a pottery kiln in his garage
-Met his wife at a movie theater and movies were the go-to date night ever since
Ragatha
-Average proportions, other than being slightly 'blessed in the chest'
-Her least favorite season was summer, because she couldn't wear her sweaters then
-Her parents loved her but were on the strict side
-Most of her disposable income went to her porcelain doll collection, which she hid from friends and family because "it's creepy"
-Didn't realize wanting to kiss girls wasn't a universal experience for the longest time
-Had a busy social life, was rarely home because she always had someone to see and somewhere to be
-Dated around a lot but never settled down with anybody
-Was big into fantasy stuff, especially the renaissance faire
Jax
-Average proportions, like imagine a Normal Guy (non-hollywood version) he looked like that
-Dyed his hair an unnatural color like green or pink
-Struggled with an eating disorder, less because he hated how he looked (though he might have) and more to assert control in a life where he had very little
-Wore band shirts of bands he didn't listen to as a little private joke. His actual music taste leaned more classical but he wouldn't tell a soul about that
-Quite friendly and social, but couldn't maintain more than a couple close friendships at a time
-Loved baseball
-Watched every horror movie he could get his hands on
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