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O'Knutzy centered chat?
Alright. Here’s a little thing for this. It’s centered on O’Knutzy but takes a detour to get to the point.
I’ve snuck in a nod to parks and Rec... lemme know if you spot it!
Thanks to @lumosinlove for giving us the gift of sweater weather!
@frombeauxbatons this is a little bit for you too!
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James makes a group chat. Dumo doesn’t want to be the dad. Kasey knows a lot about sex. Sunny sees things. Leo is embarrassed. Logan gets a gift. Finn is a little proud of himself. The team has named O’Knutzy as the unholy trinity.
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James created a group chat
James added kasey, dumo, Sergei, Sunny, Sirius, Remus
James: dumo we had a vote. You need to talk to the unholy trinity about this. There’s nothing wrong with some road trip action. God knows Nado literally has a booty call on hand in every city we visit. But there’s also the fact that walls are thin. @kasey already agreed to do the actual sex talk part. So it’s on you two.
Dumo: can someone tell me again why I am the one who has to do this?
Kasey: I’m doing the sex talk part you’re doing boundaries on road trips and pda. That’s the deal old man
Dumo: Sirius is the captain? He should do it or re he’s a doctor
Remus: I’m a therapist not a doctor and I already pushed them to admit their feelings. My part is done
Sunny: woah you’re the reason I now have to live with the vision of baby rookie bent over a bench in the equipment room?
Remus: I told them to not do anything at work
Kasey: aw let them be in love man. It’s cute. Also like either of you haven’t all done weird shit when you were still in the honeymoon phase?
Dumo: well. I know for certain that cap and loops have
Sirius: you made us share a bed. You get to give the talk to the boys. Also they’re like your sons so.
Sergei: u not Still honeymoon phase?
Kasey: they totally are. Remus is about to climb cap like a shaggy tree every time he scores. It’s cute.
Sunny: dumo you’re like the lAst person to complain.
Sergei: I walk in on u and Celeste so many times.
Dumo: well it’s not my fault you can sneak up. You should weAr a bell or something.
James: how did he walk in on you? You’ve never lived together?
Dumo: where do you think he sleeps when anya is mad at him?
James: anyways I bought a gag for Logan with the money I won and used the $500 they paid Sunny not to tattle to set up a jar for when they get caught again and we might have to bribe people not to say anything... the unholy trinity emergency fund...
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Knutterbutter: I still hate this name. Also why does blizzard and dumo want to talk to us?
Tremendouzly: dunno. Maybe they caught you two in the gym?
Finnisagod: they didn’t. Sunny might have seen something but he just winked and walked out. Also I paid him $500 not to tattle...
Knutterbutter: and you trust him? He’s as bad as James. And he speaks Russian. You know him and Sergei are talking about us. Also I’m worried.
Tremendouzly: okay just let’s get through this. Wait why is kasey here?
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Knutterbutter: that was the most mortifying thing I’ve ever experienced.
Tremendouzly: I can’t believe they all chipped in to buy me a gag. I’m not that loud...
Finnisagod: hahahah oh yes you are. But come on calm down boys. They just asked us to keep it down. Not to stop Doing things. Oh and to promise to apologize to Olli.
Knutterbutter: oh. Shit. Olli. Forgot about that. It’s like Casper the friendly ghost seeing you have sex 🥺
finnisagod: hahaha come on Olli lives with timmers and is like best friends with Kuny and nado. He’s even had Kuny chained to his bed, naked?
Tremendouzly: I can’t believe kasey talked to us about sex. I’m pretty sure my dick committed suicide
Finnisagod: if we weren’t on a bus I could check for you 😜💦😋😉
Knutterbutter: you’re not doing anything. This is already mortifying. Nado and Kuny high-fived me and offered suggestions. Also James betted on us and won about $500 on who came first....
Finnisagod: at least they didn’t fine us. And the $ 500 went towards Logan’s gag 😂
Finnisagod: also don’t be a bore knutty, like you wouldn’t love to watch me go down on Logan right here...
Tremendouzly: I wouldn’t mind. But stop Finn. Knut is unhappy
Knutterbutter: how are you all not more embarrassed?
Tremendouzly: come on, this is their way of accepting. Also we’ve got shit loads of crap on all of these idiots too and it’s only a matter of time before Kuny or Nado sends another nude or somehow fucks up...
Knutterbutter: I have to work with kasey. More than you two. I can’t ever unhear him talk about sex like that. He had a power point
Finnisagod: I found it very educational. Kasey is a serious guy. He didn’t even flinch and I’m pretty sure dumo was blasting willie Nelson on Max volume and pretending he was on a beach somewhere in the Bahamas? So no ones hurt
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Kasey: well we did the talk. They were embarrassed- Leo most. Though finn seemed very intrigued with the gag tho. Also dumo went to his happy place.
Sirius: you let him listen to country music and pretend they’re still just reading books and braiding Logan’s hair?
Kasey: yup.
James: alright we owe you two a dinner.
Dumo: dinner? I want a ‘04 la tour. And also dinner. And babysitting the next three evenings off
Kasey: hahahah hard bargain. We would be happy to babysit.
Sirius: practicing? 😉
Kasey; hell yeah. I’m gonna make some awesome babies with nat. Gonna take over the world.
Remus: I believe you. Sirius and I would be happy to babysit too 😌
Dumo: 😘 though Adele never quite forgave you for stealing Sirius. Though she’s still certain she’s going to marry Logan. Not sure how to break the news to her.
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sweater weather chat #5, part 2
our dear @shinymooncolor asked me to help write part 2 of her amazing text fic that had me screaming into my pillow at 6am. lots of hockey puns, lots of laughter, and lots of flirting oOoOooOOoo. thanks shiny for the guidance, and i hope you like it as much as i do :) characters by @lumosinlove!
They had won. He had had his second shutout of the season. A perfect way to pay back a new sponsor. Kasey had never cared much for sucking up to the guys in suits. He had a handful of lucrative endorsements— he didn’t have to do much besides wear certain brands for press and endorse a bunch of stuff like skates, equipment, and even hair products once in a while.
The teasing over the past few days had been near insufferable. And he still felt like kicking himself. But he’d been so frustrated and turned on and Nat knew. She knew what a single snap would do, knew he had to suffer through another two hours worth of presentations. He had tried to pay attention, he really had, but once he knew Kris was taking notes, his mind had drifted. Having his girlfriend live texting and snapping pictures of herself did not help. His phone had glitched at one point, and the texts had been sent off to the worst imaginable group of people. Even texting his mother by accident would have been better than his immature, prankster teammates.
He stomped down the hallway, following the excited chatter and buzzing of his team. He knew the press would be interviewing him, so he stayed in character, not even wincing when Pots threw an arm around his shoulders and cheered loudly before smacking a kiss to the helmet perched on the top of his head. He did, however, squeeze back when Leo wrapped an arm around him, part congratulating and part sympathetic, and he patted his rookie mentee on the back in response.
Coach began his victory speech as he slowly and methodically padded down, unlacing his skates and disregarding the increasing volume that arose on the back of a win. He ignored the pointed whispers of the boys next to him— Kuny and Nado were always up to something, and he wasn’t going to rise to their bait. Not this time.
Dumo got his attention as he sat down heavily next to him, between him and his Russian stall neighbour, wrapping a sweaty arm around his shoulder and waxing poetic about his saves. He rolled his eyes, but immediately re-schooled his face as the media swarmed through the doors. They descended upon him and Cap, and he politely answered questions with pre-studied replies and polite smiles. There was a commotion and some wolf whistles and whooping, but he resolutely ignored it and continued speaking to the reporter.
“No, I’m always preparing differently, each game is new and you can never truly rely—” He stopped short, feeling his cheeks flame; even his many years of psychological training and optimisation had not prepared him for the sight of his six foot teammate dressed up in fishnet tights, some sort of leather bodice and his tattoos on full display. Their teammates were whooping and guffawing, and when Nado caught his eye, he winked exaggeratedly and blew a kiss.
“What the bloody fuck,” Kasey whispered, his jaw dropped and his face bright red.
Nado casually sauntered over to him, falling into Kuny’s stall with frankly too much grace for someone in five inch stilettos. He draped himself against Kasey’s side, and Kasey blinked, leaning back.
“Hey, handsome,” Nado smirked, curling a lock of Kasey’s long brown hair around his finger. He leaned closer, his breath tickling Kasey’s cheek. “I bet my stick would feel great in your crease, don’t you agree, sweetie?”
Bewildered, Kasey’s gaze snapped to the rest of the locker room, purposefully avoiding looking into the cameras. God, he bet the media was having a field day with this… whatever this was. All around him, his teammates and some of their partners who had come down to congratulate them on their win were bent double with laughter, with Pots right at the front gleefully recording the whole spectacle, presumably for Nat, who had not been able to make it due to a gig on the other end of the city.
Nado hooked his legs over Kasey’s on the bench, throwing his arms around him as he seductively trailed a finger down his cheek. “Or, if that’s not your cup of tea, I’m happy to let you cover my crease any time. We can work on our power plays together.”
Someone roared with laughter, and Kasey pushed Nado, who was practically seated on his lap now, off of him. The heavily tattooed man pouted, his big blue eyes glistening like the ocean on a clear summer’s day.
“Aww, c’mon babe, don’t I look hot in leather? The boys seem to think so, and something tells me that you do too,” He smiled sweetly, and Kasey scowled at the others. Tremzy looked like he had just scored his first goal in the league, and Harzy had an arm slung around him, grinning smugly. He met Leo’s eye, and he gave him an apologetic smile and half nod, but his eyes were glittering with amusement.
“I—” Kasey had to stop himself from cussing in front of the media, and he groaned instead, running his hands through his frazzled hair.
“Err, sorry,” The reporter— not Skeeter, this time— cut in, evidently entertained but also very confused. She turned to Nado, seeing as Kasey had buried his face in his hands, muttering under his breath. “Jackson, help me to understand the situation here. Is this some sort of new game ritual you have, or are we missing something?”
Nado smiled lazily, leaning back against the stall divider beside him and combing his fingers through his floppy brown fringe. “Ask Kuny, he’s boss.”
Realising what Nado had done, Kuny spluttered, glaring warningly back at Nado, but he simply shrugged and began to rub Kasey’s back sensually.
Kasey jumped, and he quickly whispered to Nado as the reporter headed over to a very harassed looking Kuny, the cameras trailing behind her.
“Nado, what on earth? What are you guys playing at?”
“Sorry man, I had to. ‘s my punishment for that whole… thing with Kuny’s cousin. He made me do it,” Nado grimaced for a second, then shrugged, batting his eyelashes. He looked down at himself, cocking his head and nodding in approval at the tight leather bodice around his torso. “Gotta admit I look smashing though, I might just have to get a picture of this for the gram.”
Kasey sighed, and looked over at Kuny, who was surrounded by the media and the rest of the team, in their various states of undress.
“Nado been bad. I punish him,” He replied curtly, not wanting to speak more than he had to. Talker snorted, and Sergei and Dumo both barked out a laugh which they covered up with a cough.
The reporter’s eyebrows flew up beneath her bangs. “Oooookay, seems like there’s been lots of, uh, love going around today,” She turned back to the cameras, which swung back round to face her, and she began wrapping up her interview.
Kuny awkwardly slid away, approaching Nado and Kasey as the press made their exit. He thwacked Nado upside the head, and he yelped.
“Fuck you. You— You buttface,” Kuny growled menacingly, but everyone around them burst into another round of laughter.
Timmers wheezed, and he slapped Kuny hard on the back. “Fuck Kuny, you’re a real special one, you know that?”
“What?” He glared. “I cuss at Nado, why you laugh?”
“Nothing,” Timmers shook his head, his hazel eyes bright and shining with mirth. “Nothing, Kuny. You’re good. Stay like this forever, please.”
Pots, who was still recording, whipped the camera around to face Kasey and Nado, still seated on the bench, Kasey having forgotten about removing his gear when the press had come in. Nado instantly threw himself back onto Kasey’s lap, flicking his fringe dramatically and smiling at the camera.
“Say, Nado, why do I have a feeling you’ve got more to offer than what you’ve given us already?” Pots grins, zooming in to Nado’s wink.
“Oh, I thought you’d never ask!” He lifted the back of his hand to his forehead theatrically, his voice a high pitched whine. He didn’t even break character, Kasey had to give him that, but before he had the chance to push Nado off him again, the other boy had cupped both his cheeks in his large hands and brought their faces close together.
“You know, I think the ref should’ve given you two minutes in the box earlier,” Nado simpered, waggling his eyebrows at Kasey, who decided to fix his gaze on the long scar running across his teammate’s face rather than look into his eyes. “Because baby, you’ve got me hooked onto you.”
Kasey’s eyes flew up to meet Nado’s in a frown. “I— That wasn’t— What?”
Tremzy gasped loudly. “Blizzard, are you… blushing? From that pick up line?”
“What? No I’m not,” Kasey tried to defend himself indignantly, but Nado was grinning from ear to ear and even Loops, who had been silently watching all this while with a mysterious smile, snickered at that.
Nado turned so he was straddling Kasey, and his hands gripped onto the dividers on either side of them, effectively caging Kasey in his stall. With nowhere else to look at, Kasey dared to roam his eyes over Nado, from his chin-length brown hair falling into a curtain around his face, to his confident smirk, down to his bare unshaved chest, still glistening with sweat from the match earlier and the stifling heat in the locker room.
Up close, he could see the details on his tight leather corset, the three heavy straps in the front and the tight shiny material stretched out at the crotch, giving Kasey an impressive but probably very inappropriate view of Nado’s groin. He flushed even more as he realised Nado’s bare ass, save for the fishnet stockings, was planted on his lap.
Speaking of the fishnet… Fuck.
Nado had actually shaved his legs for this. What the hell. His long legs were spread wide open and his muscular thighs were pressed against his own, and those stilettos... His stall suddenly seemed very warm, and Kasey leaned back against the wall behind him, his head thunking against the wood loudly.
“Oh, Kasey,” He pinched Kasey’s flaming cheek with one hand, and he swatted it away, huffing in embarrassment. “Seems like the fishnet and leather are indeed to your liking, eh?”
“Fuck off,” He muttered in response, crossing his arms and turning to the side.
“Oh, but don’t you just love the way the fishnet feels against your legs?” Nado purred into his ear. “Just imagine, darling, what these legs will feel like, wrapped around your—”
Kasey stood up suddenly, his hands sliding under Nado’s ass and lifting him up. Nado shrieked and clutched onto Kasey’s broad shoulders tightly as he turned around, slamming him up against the empty wall beside his stall. He leaned in close enough so their noses were almost touching, his light brown eyes blazing, a stark contrast from his usual calm and collected front. “Yeah, Nado? You wanna go? Why imagine? I’m not afraid of spearing you. Think you can handle me, hmmm?”
He raised a brow, and Nado’s eyes widened in shock. He heard a mixture of gasps, chokes and laughter from behind him, and his lips curled up in a victorious smirk. He stepped back from the wall, walking them over to Kuny, who was seated by his stall. Kasey let go of Nado, dropping him into his roommate’s lap, and nonchalantly turned back to his stall to continue undressing. As he tugged off his leg pads and skates, he called over his shoulder to Kuny.
“Take your work wife home, won’t you, Russian God? He’s got a timeout.”
With that, he peeled off his jersey and the rest of his gear, and headed to the gym to cool down, leaving the rest of the team in chaos.
On the way out, he passed by Kuny patting Nado on the head comfortingly and telling him, “Hehe, not be bad anymore. I’m win.”
He was sure he heard Nado respond with a “Fuck, I think I need a cold shower. Now.”
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prompt- what about after the guys watched/watching loops tapes? just imagine the freak out (especially the other wisconsin boys on the team!!) everyone but remus is in the chat, so the next time he sees them all hes like??? why yall acting weird, jeez.
Of courseee
I know there was a great piece about the hit by Greyback. So I went in a fluffier direction. (I apologize it kept typing Greyjoy not Greyback. Apparently my phone prefers got.)
@lumosinlove is the mastermind❤️
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Remus ❤️: Sirius. Why’s everyone staring at me?
Sirius <3: what do you mean?
Remus ❤️: I don’t know. Everyone is just being weird. Dumo and Sergei cheered when I caught the stick tape Sunny threw, blizzard keeps muttering under his breath when he sees me, and I’m convinced that if Logan’s eyebrows go any further up his forehead, they’ll integrate into his hair.
Sirius<3: ohhh. Yeah I think I might know why
Remus ❤️: what?
Sirius <3: well. Don’t be mad ok
Remus ❤️: what did you do?
Sirius <3: okay. So. We might have convinced coach to show us your tape.
Remus ❤️: what?
Sirius <3: it was James’ idea!!!!!!!
Remus ❤️: well that explains a lot.
Sirius <3: what. Also are you mad?
Remus ❤️: it explains Kuny slapping my butt with his stick and chanting in Russian. And it explains why Nado kept yelling “get ittt” when I cleaned up pucks after practice.
Remus ❤️: also I am a little mad. My hair was a mess then.
Sirius <3: don’t worry. I was very impressed with your Jagr ponytail. Very cool.
Remus ❤️: it was a statement. And tell me next time you idiots decide to watch that tape.
Sirius <3: but re. That backhand? Could give the kid a run for his money.
Remus ❤️: please. I was nowhere near his or any of you guys’ level.
Sirius <3: I can prove that to you. You pinned me at family skate and you tricked blizzard.
Sirius <3: I don’t think he’s fully recovered from that - he grumbled for the entire tape about how unfair it was you didn’t tell us
Remus ❤️: you’re still in trouble. And James just high-fived me again. My hand is going to fall off. Call off the boys
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Siriusly: everyone stop accosting re about the tape. He’s embarrassed
CarbO’Hara: how can he be embarrassed? It was art. Those turnarounds. Fucking Greyback for ruining that talent.
Dumodad: sorry cap, we’ll let it go. at least we won’t have to listen to blizzard cry about unfair advantages anymore
Blizzard: HE WAS NEARLY PRO IT WAS NOT FAIR AND I HANDT STRETCHED PROPERLY AND HE ONLY SCORED ONCE
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Heyy I LOVE THESE CHATS BABE C-Can we have more Cap + Re? Maybe some Dumo too?🥺❤️👉👈 Either way they're so much fun to read! You have such a beautiful creative mind! Love it!
HI! Of course - I was writing up this little bowl of fluff. :)
@lumosinlove‘s Sweater Weather wolfstar fluff featuring several of her lovely OC’s.
This is for @siriuslyqueer - I can’t fix everything but here’s a dose of fluffy shenanigans to help a little bit <3.
Sweater weather chats #7.
Kris has a blinddate. Remus has an emergency. And he gets a sugar daddy. Sirius babysits. Dumo tries to be sneaky. Logan tattles. Leo shows graphic images. Ava is adorable.
Enjoy <3
Friday 3.43 pm
Kris: Hey Re, I’m sorry this is last minute, but I’ve sort of gotten dragged into this blind date thing with Olli and I’ve run out babysitting options. I’d bail on the date but I’m honestly scared what Nado will do as I lost a bet…
Remus: Of course Kris, when do you need me to look after Ava? 😌
Kris: well it’s tomorrow night… they set it up for 8, so will try and rush it…
Remus: no it’s alright! She can stay. It’s no problem at all or do you want me to go to your house?
Kris: well, if she’s going to sleep on her own, it’ll be best at ours. I’ll promise to get back and let you go out and live your best kid free life! Haha 😅
Remus: I’d love to! Sirius wants to come too, is that ok?
Kris: haha of course, Ava loves him… It’s unfair..
Remus: he’s got that effect on everyone. it’s impossible not to like him. I’m biased. But still! Everybody loves Cap!
Kris: Thanks Re… and yeah, haha he’s a good one our cap 😉
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Saturday 4.22 pm
Mom: hi love, I’m so sorry to text this urgently but Jules crashed his bike and is in the hospital with a concussion. He’s inconsolable and asking for you. I know you’ve probably got plans but is there any chance you can fly out here? We’ll help pay for the ticket.
Remus: Of course!!! Is he okay? What happened? I’m looking at tickets now!!!
Mom: thanks love. Let me know ok? ❤️❤️❤️
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Remus ❤️: Shit sorry!!! I have to get to home now!! Jules crashed on his bike and he’s got a concussion… I’m looking at tickets!! And I promised Kris we’d babysit… Fuck I feel so bad!!! 😫
Sirius <3: hey! What? Do you want me to come with you?
Remus ❤️: I’m sorry but I think it’s best if I go alone. Shit, I want you to come but. You’ve got that interview tomorrow and I don’t know how long I have to stay and there’s practice. I’ve cleared the next few days with the management team. You have practise!! Sorry 🥺❤️❤️
Sirius <3: that’s ok Re. No worries. I hope Jules will be alright. I know tickets are expensive and BEFORE you say no. Please let me pay ok? I just looked online and there’s only first class left. Just charge it to my card, it’s on the table in your kitchen I think.
Remus ❤️: absolutely not. I might call when he’s better so he can say hi. I bet that’ll help. I’m not charging it to your card.
Sirius <3: Re please. It’s not a problem and I want to help. How about it’s a loan?
Remus ❤️: I’m not going to owe you money. It’s fine. I’ve saved up some for emergencies.. I’m not taking charity
Sirius <3: awww. What if I was your sugar daddy? 😉 We could find a way for you to pay off your debts.
Remus ❤️:STOP! I’m not even going to think about this. But fine. I’ve charged your card. Better send a list of demands then. Daddy…
Sirius <3: 😛😛😛😛that’s hot. fuck.
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Saturday 6.34 pm
Remus: Kris I’m so sorry but I’ve had a family emergency and have to fly home ASAP.
Kris: whoa are you alright? What happened, is everyone ok? It’s fine, I’ll cancel!
Remus: I’m so sorry!!!
Remus: Sirius says he’s happy to come over an babysit 😊
Kris: oh..
Kris: sorry yeah okay.. That’s fine.. Ava does love him!
Remus: You wound me krissy - you don’t think I can babysit your baby????🤨
Kris: what? Did you steal Re’s phone..
Remus: I’m driving him to the airport. Or he’s driving so I’m texting for him. I can babysit fine. I’ll come over once I’ve dropped off Re. We’re going to have fun!!!
Kris: thanks Sirius. It means a lot 😊
Remus: well you need to get some action. As your captain I command you to go out there and get some.
Kris: you sound like Nado.
Remus: normally that would scare me. But he’s not wrong. You deserve to be with someone okay? ☺️
Kris: thanks Cap! See you soon I guess :) Ava is excited to see you. She’s asking if you want to watch beauty and the beast with her.
Remus: TALE AS OLD AS TIMEEEE
Kris: see ya!
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Saturday 7.21 pm
Kris: hey cap forgot a few things. 1) She can’t sleep with the purple bunny wearing a baby Kuny shirt. Yes I know. The jerk got it for her last time they baby sat and she’s screaming bloody murder when I try to replace with my shirt. 2) she can have the one pudding in the fridge, no more than one 3) she pretends not to know French when she’s shy but be careful, she’s fluent… tricked Nado last time and she knows some unsavoury words now..
Sirius: thanks buddy but I got this. Used to babysit for Dumo you know. She’s braiding my hair :))))
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Saturday 7.22 pm
Dumo: Kris, you still need a babysitter? Adele can watch Ava tonight.
Kris: no it’s fine, thanks! Sirius is watching her at home 😊
Dumo: Cap is watching? Is Remus there?
Kris: no he had something come up. It’s just Sirius 😊
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Saturday 7.25 pm
Dumo: LOGAN TREMBLAY PICK UP YOUR PHONE WHEN I CALL😡😡😡
Logan: WHOA calm down old man. What’s up? We’re watching a film…
Dumo: I need you to drive to mine and pick up some cupcakes and then go check on Sirius and Ava.
Logan: what? Re is there right?
Dumo: no. just do as I say for once…
Logan: calm down. I’ll go. Leo is driving. Is Adele home?
Dumo: yes. And please also check she’s not got “secret” guests. She was very eager to get us to leave. I count on you and Marc to tattle on her.
Logan: hehe I’ll check. And I’ll scare any potential suiters away. 😏
Dumo: maybe let Leo scare them. Most of the class mates are taller than you. I also called Kasey. Him and nat are checking in too.
Logan: 😬🤨rude
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Saturday 8.22 pm
Sirius <3: REMUS THEY’RE ALL CHECKING ON ME?!?!?!?!? NAt and Kase came by to “borrow” a shovel?! THEY LIVE IN A FLAT... That’s the lamest excuse since Leo claimed that hickey on his belly button was from his shaver. He’s got like three body hairs. 😳
Saturday 9.02 pm
Sirius <3: Re, you landed yet? Now Logan and the rest of the muppets are here. With cupcakes. And a cranky car full of Dumo babies. NO ONE TRUSTS ME WITH BABIES
Remus ❤️: I’m sure they’re just checking to see if you’re all okay 😌Be happy your team cares so much.
Sirius <3: it mean. We had fun. Look she braided my hair
*sirius with braids by 5-year old Ava*
Sirius <3: I want to keep her. Can we get one?
Remus ❤️: SIRIUS. Do you want me to get a heart attack? We’re barely out.
Sirius <3: so. I want to keep her. Hehe
Remus ❤️:I think you hit your head. But yes. Grab her and run. We can live here 🥰
Sirius <3: 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
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Saturday 8.33 pm
Siriusly: YOU ALL THINK I CAN’T BABYSIT? WE WERE DOING FINE BEFORE YOU SENT THESE PEOPLE TO CHECK ON US
DumoDad: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
CarbO’Hara: haha you’re not subtle Dumo. Also you’ve got your own problems. HAHA
DumoDad: WHAT DID SHE DO NOW? I swear to god that girl is worse than the lot of you combined. 😡
Newt-leo: she was just studying with a classmate calm down. IF it helps, I showed them pictured from Celeste’s pregnancy book. Adele vowed to never talk to me again. But rules are rules. 😏
LoganTremblayzzz: I warned her Dumo. Hehe don’t worry Leo chased him off with the book. It’s overly graphic. 🥴🥴🥴🥴
Siriusly: BACK TO THE POINT YOU DON’T TRUST YOUR CAPTAIN!!! THAT’S SUICIDES FOR THE LOT OF YOU TOMORROW
RussianGod: what I do? 😦
Siriusly: you probably did something else to warrant suicides buddy.
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Sunday 10.22 am
Kris: Hey Sirius! I’m really sorry about yesterday. Ava is asking when she can next see you :) Thanks!
Sirius: no worries buddy. But this doesn’t get you out of suicides. ❤️
Kris: worth a shot
Sirius: 😉 you are cute but you’ve got nothing on tour daughter. She’s a menace when she turns the puppy eyes.
Kris: tell me about it. She’s currently decorating Nado’s arms with glitter cause his tattoos “are too dark Jackie” - apparently she can call him that…
Sirius: she’s adorable 😊 you’re lucky, both of you!
Kris: thanks cap!!
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Sunday 4.56 pm
Remus ❤️: hey babe. Jules is doing ok. You wanna call him? He’s asking for you 😍
Sirius <3: just call! 🥰
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Hi!
So - had two prompts that I’ve combined into this chat!
As always @lumosinlove is the mastermind of this wonderful fandom. 💖
I want to thank you all! Over 20 snippets and chats now. You guys are absolutely incredible and I can’t believe the feedback and love and good vibes I get from you. Thank you! I’m all done with prompts except for one which is the next chat - so I’ll be open for your ideas 😍
@frombeauxbatons and @canesinthecrease just because you inspire me ❤️
The boys are being naughty at a team event. Don’t worry. Consent was given on all accounts - they’re good boys! But they’re also a bunch of frat boys with muscles.
Remus plans a prank. He blames dumo and James. Nado organizes. Sergei wins. Timmy loses. Dumo is a prankster too. Olli is sneaky. Sirius is not in on the prank. Kuny is Kuny. Nat is amazing. Kris is an ally. Nado is also the team’s phoebe. (Friends reference)
Sweater weather chat #14
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Saturday 5.22 pm
Nado created a group chat.
Nado named the group chat THE BIG LIONS HEIST 2020.
Nado added James, Remus, Dumo
Nado: hey Re. Remember the plan? We need to get all the boys to take the selfie before he notices
Remus: Nado. We’ve gone over this multiple times. I’ll get the phone from Sirius. I still think this is a disaster but you and James are very convincing
James: it’s a fucking awesome plan. He won’t notice I bet
Nado: also extra points if you get him all worked up😂
James: I don’t wanna spend an entire evening looking at Sirius trying to hide a hard-on
Nado: why not? It’s funny 😂
Dumo: why did remus get the easiest job?
Remus: I’m the only one who gets to put my hands in Sirius’ pocket.
Nado: awwww jealous?? You know we see him naked like several times a day?
Dumo: you’re not supposed to look.
Nado: I’m curious about the human body!
James: well we’ve all had sneak peaks. Still scared of Sergei
Dumo: he should hAve a tramp stamp saying heavy machinery
Nado: lets get him drunk!!!! Brady can ink him!!!!
Remus: you are not inking anyone without their consent. Also; have you met his wife? She’d skin you all alive.
Dumo: she would. I’ve seen her make a reporter cry.
James: why?
Dumo: the reporter insinuated things about Kuny. Not sure what he said but based on the cursing and sunny having to physically restrain her I think it was bad
Nado: yikes anyways we got everyone on board. I’ll kick cap out the group chat once you’ve swiped the phone. Now go get your tuxes on. We’ve got rich old ladies to woo.
Dumo: you’re not supposed to take them home.
Nado: I never saw that rule. Older ladies knows some shit. Damn. Cougars are wild!
Remus: I’m not treating sex injuries
Nado: you treated Kuny’s groin last month?
Remus: that was from the ice.
Nado: sure it was 😜
Dumo: I’m ending this. Go change and BEHAVE tonight
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Saturday 8.54 pm
Nadotheman removed siriusly from the group chat
Nadotheman added Remus to the group chat
Nadotheman changed Remus to Loops
Blizzard: did you do it? You have the phone?
Loops: yes. I did my part. Your guys are up
Nadotheman: okay here are the rules for the 2020 lions heist (this year we’re doing truth and dare the lions way - so mostly dare)
1. We have 3 hours and cap’s phone. Each team member has to get a selfie with cap in the frame. The best (dirtiest) photo wins 😜
2. CAP CANT KNOW
3. Leo and Walker are starting and they get to chose the next one. You’ve all got one photo each
4. To be considered we need the photo sent to this chat before midnight.
5. Remus is the ref on this little game.
6. If you lose. You’ve gotta tell us 3 secrets. He he we get to pick when.
DamnFoxy: how is this a prank on cap?
Prongstar: he’s always being swarmed and it’s fun. He’s our canvas and we need to fill in the blanks. It’s like hide and seek meeting truth and dare meeting Pictionary meeting Snapchat
CarbO’Hara: so we can start? Cause Kuny’s been snogging that girl for 4 minutes now? Does he not need to breathe?
Nadotheman: that’s two points for Leo!
CarbO’Hara: @newt-leo? WhY? I saw him first?
Newt-Leo: he’s snogging someone at the shrimp buffet. That’s open season. Also he’s still not come up for air? And it was my turn to start @krisvolley and @prongstar you’re it
KrisVolley: @blizzard & @lewilliam you’re up
LeWilliam: blizzard is cheating!!! He got his girlfriend’s friend to kiss him!!!! And Nat was touching cap’s butt
Blizzard: read the rules man. I’m not cheating
LeWilliam: but it’s unfair?
Blizzard: not my fault. I’m winning.
Loops: @lewilliam I’m pretty sure Nat and blizzard saved cap from a handsy old lady.
Blizzard: @sergei_81 & @kaneyoudigit you’re up
Kaneyoudigit: Hahahaha hahahha pretty sure sergei and me are gonna win.
Dumodad: sergeu just manhandled a very confused looking Sirius all the way back to the toilets?
Nadotheman: wait. Where’s Kuny?
KrisVolley: yeah Sergei definitely won.
Kaneyoudigit: I’ve got a pic too!!!
Logantremblayzzz: well you’ve got only half a cap. Sergei got himself and cap giving thumbs up.
Sunnysideup: you forgot you were supposed to be in the photo @kaneyoudigit 😂
Prongstar: so it’s not even 10 and Kuny’s already half naked in the bathroom. It’s like you guys aren’t even tryin. Didn’t even get a selfie with cap in it yet. Also he wasn’t supposed to know.
Sergei_81: he not know game he think I just want pic for Kuny. Keep try but I’m win.
Krisvolley: well that was smart. Back to the game boys. @dumodad & @logantremblayzzz you’re up
Sergei_81: why you sound surprised? Brat. I’m smart.
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Nadotheman: everyone got their pics in?
Walkietalkie: yeah. Finno was last with Olli. They’ve just sent it - nice job Olli 😜 timmy didn’t send one tho
Loops: I don’t think I want to know. Olli. How the hell did you get cap to do that?
Ollibear: I just asked him to get some fresh air with me. How could I know timmy was getting acquainted with a girl behind the curtain? 😇
DumoDAD: acquainted? Is that what it’s called now?
RussianGod: at least I go to toilet for hookup
KrisVolley: you’re all terrible.
Sunnysideup: you sent a selfie with you and cap in front of the girls kissing in the corner....
KrisVolley: I’m a proud ally!
Talkiewalkie: to be fair you both look incredible uncomfortable
KrisVolley: it’s a stupid game
Timmyforrealz: HEY?! You losers hear about privacy?
Ollibear: if you want privacy don’t hook up with someone behind a curtain at a fancy nightclub.... also you didn’t send a pic. You’ve lost.
Timmyforrealz: I didn’t lose hah. Maybe I lost your dumb game
Prongstar: don’t blame the game for her dumping you. Also you lost some buttons on your shirt, your tie is a disaster and your dignity is hanging on by a thread
Timmyforrealz: she didn’t dump me. I decided not to pursue it further!
Russiangod: whatever u say. Come on who win?
Loops added siriusly to the group chat
Siriusly: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Why am I in all of these selfies?
Loops: you’re cute when you’re annoyed. I had nothing to do with this😇
Prongstar: captain my captain. It was all loops’ idea. We’ve got a selfie collection for you.
Siriusly: you idiots have spent an entire evening running Around trying to take selfies with me and not tell me?
DumoDAD: it was fun. You didn’t catch on when Sergei asked you to pose in front of Kuny clearly going at it?
Siriusly: I thought it was a prank on Kuny? Like steal his clothes and all/ wait didn’t you steal his clothes?
Nadotheman: we should’ve. Dammit
Sergei_81: loops who win????
Loops: timmy lost.
Siriusly: wait it that why Nat was patting my butt? She said I’d been sitting in something? @blizzard!!!!
Blizzard: 😜
Siriusly: should I be offended? She did ask if it was okay. Wait. Why did I have to be in the photos? You’re not doing another collage?
Prongstar: of course! Last year was cap sleeping in different places.
Siriusly: you’re all idiots. How did you even get my phone??
Loops: ...
Siriusly: oh.
Talkiewalkie: awwwwww... 😜
Timmyforrealz: anyone seen my wallet?
Ollibear: I give up. 🙏🏻
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@lumosinlove most recent chapter was a rollercoaster of crying, yelling and a lot of love for her oc’s. Can we get a round of applause for NatALLY? ❤️
I promise Prague will come up soon, just had to react to the gem that was the last chapter 🏳️🌈
So here’s a little sweater weather chat for you as well 😍
(Sergei and Kuny texts in Russian, but to make it easier - it’s in English 😜)
Sweater weather chat #11
Sergei goes into dad-mode. Kasey considers murder. Kuny is a cat. Nado trolls. And he’s got some creative threats. Natalie and Lily are amazing. Walker has a good idea. We struggle with metaphors. So many rainbows. James organizes a “let’s protect Re at all costs” schedule. Sunny texts Hank. Dumo is Dumo ❤️
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Dumo: sergei. Hey. I wanted to know how you’re doing.
Sergei: are you ask if I support cap or are you ask if I am ok?
Dumo: you know me too well, old friend.
Sergei: I do not share views with my home on all things.
Dumo: I know. I’m sorry. But we need to support Sirius, and Remus, for that matter, as a team. I need to know I’ve got my best friend with me.
Sergei: I support. We win more. I play my time for Russia. Is ok.
Dumo: what about Kuny?
Sergei: I talk to him. No problem. He is young. Different age.
Dumo: he doesn’t have to say anything. We can keep media off of him but they might ask from Russian media? How can we protect him. Alice is on it. But.
Sergei: Pascal. I raise that boy from he 17. Anya and I not let him ruin national career. But I know him too. He is a good boy and he will support his cap.
Dumo: can I add sunny?
Sergei added Sunny to the chat
Sunny: well that was a shit show. Thank the hockey gods we didn’t have social media when we were babies
Dumo: hehe they’d have never let Sergei back into Russia. 😂
Sergei: I know you have picture. I have too.
Sunny: what’s the plan? I’m not afraid to take a misconduct and a ban if someone says shit
Dumo: it won’t help. But I get it. All star is not going to be fun for him. At least cherry is no longer on tv to say something.
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Sergei: hey kid, how are you?
Evgeni: it’s crazy. I mean. He seemed happier but it was so bad the way it was done. I’m really sad for them.
Sergei: I know. No one should have to experience that. Being forced. But kid, how’re you? Anyone tried to get comments?
Evgeni: I... yes... but I don’t know what to say. I don’t care. But. What can i say? I want to play for home. 😟
Sergei: I know. You’ve done two great worlds as a senior, one Olympic and they would be crazy not to pick you. But you know them. You know what it’s like, what they say.
Evgeni: but. He’s my captain. I don’t know. Will you say?
Sergei: I’m old. I’ve done my national duty, we’re happy here. If I can’t come home because i support my friend and captain. I’ll stay. We can try and keep them off of you ok? Alice knows this and she will help. You’re already not their favorite because you pretend to be stupid. But they’re going to be asking from home soon. They’ll expect you to denounce it.
Sergei: I just want to say I love you kid. And I support you. But remember the team is your family too.
Evgeni: I know. Shit. I’m scared. And I’m not even gay. It’s just. I know people joke about me and nado.
Sergei: I think malkin got us covered there. Half the world seems convinced him and Crosby has a secret affair. Don’t worry kid. We’ll work it out.
Evgeni: hehe they do look at each other a lot. And they always fight whenever someone takes the other one down.
Sergei: you fight everyone. And you’ll have to, even more now. They’re going to be mean about this. They’re going to come for us. You have to be strong, kid.
Evgeni: yeah. Don’t care what they say.
Sergei: I know. How’s Nado?
Evgeni: he’s okay. Mostly shocked but he’s already started fighting with people online. Blizzard too.
Sergei: be careful, kid. You’ve got a lot to lose to. Just think before you post?
Evgeni: I will dadddddd
Sergei: shut up. See you for practice. Don’t be late.
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Siriusly left the group chat
Blizzard: I DONT CARE IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE WHO EVEN THINKS ABOUT SAYING SHIT
Prongstar: we’re going to divide and conquer. We need to support Re.
CarbO’Hara: send us a schedule. Hehe also. I’m with kase on this
Nadotheman: fuck yeah.
RussianGod: 🤬👊
Sunnysideup: hank messaged me that the rangers are going to send out a statement in support of an open league for all at least. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 Pens too it seems.
Krisvolley: yeah looking at the all star it’s really cool. @carbo’hara your brother started it?
CarbO’Hara: yeah big bro 😜👊🏳️🌈
Walkietalkie: I think it’s safe to assume that other than the snakes, we won’t really get much shit. I know some are going to be stuck up shits but. I’ve got faith. Also way to go finno. 😜😜😜 two birds in your lap is better than one on your head or whatever it is
LeWilliam: you having a stroke? That’s not how the metaphor is.
Walkietalkie: just congratulating my future brother in law. ❤️🏳️🌈also hey why don’t we all wear rainbows to next practice? I bet Alice can whip something up? We can get bots and Marls to comment too? 😎
Prongstar: YES! Thanks walks! Also brother in law? You marrying Alex? 🤣
Walkietalkie: naw man. I’m gonna woo noelle, marry her, build her a house and make a bunch of hockey babies. We’re gonna be a dynasty. 😍
Logantremblayzzz: you gotta ask me first. But I like you and she’s happy. Also. Ew don’t talk a about making babies with my sister 😳
Walkietalkie: tell leo to get his hands outta carb’s pants then. They’re getting freaky without you bro.
Logantremblayzzz: YOU PROMISED.
Newt-leo: sorry lo. Also it’s a lie. He was helping me tuck in my shirt. Also walker isn’t even here.
Prongstar: sure. Kuny is hogging all the nachos. If you want any better get in here.
Ollibear: so I’m cat sitting for the terrible twins at their house while you all watch all stars and comfort re? I feel left out 😫
Blizzard: sorry Olli bear. If it helps, you can come and sit in my lap. James said no and my girlfriend is being weird with lily.
Timmyforrealz: I wanna sit in your lap too kasey.
Prongstar: oh you’re too late. He’s got a lap full of Russian enforcer.
CarbO’Hara: I don’t understand the physics of how a giant like that can curl into such a small ball of enforcer. It’s cute. Gotta get a pic.
Nadotheman: careful blizzard. He’s like a cat, once he’s comfy he won’t move. He even purrs if you scratch the back of his neck. 😂
Newt-leo: 🦁🦁🦁
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NatALLY: ladies. We need to get some food going for Re. Lils and I’ve got it covered for the weekend for now. Anyone check on the disaster twins?
Celeste: Apparently Nado is already making problems online. Alice yelled for 20 minutes at dumo to talk to him.
GingerLily: what did he do?
Celeste: I’m not sure. Something about spamming someone with rainbows and threatening a journalist to run him over with the Zamboni.
Anyaismyname: they came here yesterday. Kuny and Sergei need talk and decide how to handle Russia media. I helped Nado. Was fun. He made Twitter @STILLMYCAPTAINBLACK. Is cute.
NatALLY: I followed. Fuck he’s hilarious. Hahahahaha. Also Kuny showed up at Re’s. That guy can smell nachos across a whole fucking city
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Nat: hey Jackie. Great work on the Twitter. Might I get the login? Just thinking you’ll need an administrator when you guys take the ice.
Nado: hey nat. Of course. Already shared it with Olli, kris and timmers. He he. Bitch ass trolls won’t know what hit them.
Nat: they wont. Thanks man, this is brilliant.
Nado: @STILLMYCAPTAINBLACK
PASSWORD: SNAPEISASLEAZEBALL
NatALLY: when did you get so smart?
Nado: honestly it’s mostly Kuny. I know we laugh at his English but the guy is fucking smart you know? Man he’s already trolled some Russians. Sergei and Sunny both refused to translate.
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Hi! So...
Here’s a little chat for you all this fine Sunday. Wasn’t sure I wanted to write more but after encouragement and support from @frombeauxbatons and @canesinthecrease and my favorite Rae of sunshine - I wanted to share this little thing.
As always, @lumosinlove has given us these amazing oc’s and sweater weather 💖
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Olli is introduced to a special group. Kuny is lost. Nado has great abs. Kasey is amazed. Sergei is one incident from moving to Siberia. Sunny has a lot of fun. Dumo is still a dad. He can’t help it. He really can’t. Sergei and Kuny text in Russian (just pretend and play along please). I want to be their cat. Sex dreams are discussed.
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Wednesday 3.02 am
Olli: sergei. Pick up
Olli: sergeiiiii
Olli: pick up.
Olli: code red
Sergei: someone be dead or I’m kill someone
Sergei: it’s 3 am
Olli: Kuny is missing
Sergei: where r u
Olli: their house. Nado is freaking out. Police might be involved
Sergei: give me 15
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Wednesday 7.22 am
Dumo: did you find him?
Olli: yes.
Dumo: what happened?
Sergei: I’m kill him.
Olli: Nado called me at 3. Said Kuny was missing. I went over there and he was actually missing and they were even sober.
Dumo: where did you find him?
Olli: he was lost in the woods behind their street. Apparently he woke up when he heard a cat and he followed the sound because he thought it was princess in distress and he got lost but he did find a mama cat with tiny kittens and he got lost and of course didn’t bring his phone. He didn’t want to leave the kittens and cat and because he’s a freaky caveman he just decided to stay in the woods until someone found him.
Sunny: how did you find him?
Sergei: gps in his watch. He like baby bird. Get lost all time
Dumo: you track him? 😂
Sunny: good call. That’s what the disaster twin rescue squad is for
Sergei: I’m not want cat. He show picture to anya. Now I’m have 7 kitty and cat. I move to Siberia
Olli: hehehehe Sergei grounded him. But anya sort of undermined him by making us pancakes
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Friday 8.22 pm
Dumo: what just happened?
Olli: I am not sure.
Sergei: girl punch Nado? What Kuny say? They hug him and leave?
Sunny: oh. That was Vladimir
Dumo: who’s Vladimir?
Sunny: apparently it’s nado’s gay lover... when he’s messed up with girls and needs an excuse...
Dumo: they don’t know who either of them are?
Sunny: dumo my friend. We’re in la. No one knows who we are here. Haha.
Dumo: strong move.
Sunny: he’s a russian mobster. It’s fun - ask Kuny to tell you about him. Very entertaining.
Sergei: he is idiot. Embarrassed.
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Monday 11.20 pm
Nado: hi. Dumo. Hypothetical question
Dumo: what did you do. Do you need me to call a lawyer ? do you need me to bribe someone with tickets? Are you hurt? Will I get in trouble?
Nado: no.
Nado: So hypothetically if someone accidentally set off the alarms at the rink? How bad would it be?
Dumo: what? Nado what did you do?
Nado: it’s not my fault. I forgot my lucky boxers. Had to go back and get them. Guys switched alarm on and I’m trapped in the toilet in the locker room
Dumo: why were you in the bathroom?
Nado: my abs looked good.
Dumo: so?
Nado: I had to gift the world with that. It’s like criminal if I don’t share my abs with the world
Dumo: I’ll call management. Stay where you are.
Nado: too late. Dumo. They have tasers. They won’t taze me? Dumo
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Thursday 9.11 am
Z: is it bad if you have a sex dream about someone’s mother?
S: who?
Z: nado’s mom.
S: why are you telling me this.
S: it’s too early to deal with this.
Z: I don’t have anyone else to ask. He would hit me.
S: I’m not your dad.
Z: you promised mama you’d care for me
S: I promised to take care of you when you were a gangly rookie at 19 who only knew the words fuck, sex, pass, puck and Tupperware.
Z: I’m still your kid. Anya call me son and your kids are siblings to me. Help me or I’ll tell Anya you lie about late workouts when you, Sunny, Brady and dumo have your poker nights.
S: alright. Fine. If you want to do this. What happened?
Z: I mean I wasn’t having sex with her in the dream but I wanted to. She’s hot.
S: just let it go zhenya. It’s just a dream. Don’t get weird about it.
Z: you’re not helping.
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Olli: why are they fighting now?
Sergei: z had dream about nado’s mom.
Sunny: uh hahahahaha that’s awkward
Dumo: why did he tell him?
Olli: it’s fun to watch. When do we intervene?
Dumo: only if they become a danger to their game. Or someone else
Olli: so we’re not worried about the most passive aggressive game of loopin Louis I’ve ever seen?
Sunny: if they move on to darts we intervene. Oh. Kuny broke the game.
Sergei: I go pay bartender.
Sunny: I’ll throw in their kryptonite
Olli: what? What’s the kryptonite
Dumo: we tell them someone was hitting on Marlene. Nothing unites those two idiots than the chance to defend a damsel in distress.
Sunny: I don’t think she’s ever been a damsel or in distress. She once offered to show me how to use a melon scooper as a weapon.
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Blizzard: you guys won’t believe what I just witnessed
Timmyforrealz : is it sexy stuff?
Blizzard: no.
Blizzard: I was dropping by the disaster den to pick up my keyboard. Kuny kept getting booty calls
Ollibear; that’s nothing new? We once had to postpone halo night cause he was having some weird really loud sex
Blizzard; he said no
Dumodad: is he sick?
Bradygunz: @russiangod u ok?
Sunnysideup: I just dropped my favorite mug. Is he ok? Is he dying? Did his dick die? Is Kuny jr dead?
Blizzard: he said and I quote “I not see u anymore. My cat not ready for commitment”
Blizzard: it wasn’t even a euphemism. He literally said no to a booty call to have dinner with his cat. Nado too. They had candles, the cat has a freaking seat at the table with her own plate. They had their food service deliver a tuna steak for her
Sergei_81: idiots
Ollibear: it’s cute. Can cats eat tuna?
Russiangod: Princess only lady in our life.
Nadotheman: you’re all just jealous.
Prongstar: so you use your cat as an excuse to get out of relationships?
Nadotheman: she is the best investment we ever made. And that includes the massage chairs and our cinema screen
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Masterlist
Sweater weather chat intro
sweater weather chat #1
Sweater weather chat #2
Sweater weather chat #3
Sweater weather chat #4
Sweater weather chat #5, part 1
Sweater weather chat #5 part 2
Sweater weather chat #6
Sweater weather chat drabbles #1
Sweater weather chat drabbles #2
Sweater weather chat #7
Sweater weather drabbles #3
Sweater weather drabbles #4
Sweater weather drabbles #5
Social media ideas for Sweater weather people #1
Social media ideas for sweater weather people #2
Love letter to FromBeauxbatons drawing
sweater weather chat #8
sweater weather chat #9
Sweater weather chat #10
Sweater weather Tape prompt
Sweater weather chat #11
Sweater weather chat #12 part 1
Sweater weather chat #12 part 2
Sweater weather chat #13 part 1
Sweater weather chat #13 part 2
Sweater weather chat companion piece to Siriuslyqueer’s O’Knutzy
Sweater weather chat O’Knutzy prompt #2
Sweater weather chat O’Knutzy prompt #1
Sweater weather chat prompt
Sweater weather chat Coops prompt
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Sweater weather chat #12 part 2
Hi all!!!
As promised - here’s part two to chat #12!
First of all - massive thanks to @lumosinlove for giving us this world!
Also thanks to @frombeauxbatons for giving me ideas, support and just generally letting me vent and rant <3
the amazing @paulian03 cleverly came up with Sirius giving the boys the nickname O’Knutzy in the story and that features both in this chat and the next. :)
link to part 1 here :)
So,
Sirius is hiding in a closet. Remus is sarcastic. Kris is worried. So much love for single dad Kris <3. Dumo wants to call PETA. Blizzard doesn't judge. Olli has opinions. Olli is the best. Timmy is offended. Alice is a boss. Finn has ideas. They involve glitter and rainbows. Mental health awareness is important! Natalie is precious. We establish that consent is EVERYTHING!
Sweater weather chat #12 part 2
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Tuesday 2.54 pm
Sirius <3: re!!!!!! Help. I’m in the green closet.
Remus ❤️: I’m not gonna make a joke. But. It’s right there. Which green closet? I lost you around the beds. Thought you were behind me. How’re you sneaking away so quietly?
Sirius <3: someone put it on Twitter. That I’m here. These ladies followed me. Hat to throw my hat down on the floor as a way to distract them. Never seeing that again 😭
Remus ❤️: sneaky....... you could just sign their bras and get on with your life.
Sirius <3: really? Sarcasm. I was being hunted by cougars re. It’s scary. Help me.
Remus ❤️: alright. Send me a pic.
Sirius <3: *pic*
Remus ❤️: I sent you to get a lamp. You ended up on the first floor somehow? In the kids section. And no we’re not buying that massive shark.
Sirius <3: it’s for Ava. 🥺
Remus ❤️: really?
Sirius <3: she told me Jackie is her favorite (I assume Jackie is Nado?) and I need to be the favorite. Logan already beat me with the Dumais’ kids. I need to win somewhere.
Remus ❤️: and bribing her is the way?
Sirius <3: of course it is. How else? Can’t dazzle her with my hockey or money or fame. Need some real firepower and a big shark is a winner.
Remus ❤️: I’m here now. Which closet are you in?
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Tuesday 4.31 pm
Nadotheman: guess who’s trending on twitter for hooking up in Ikea.
Blizzard: my first guess is always you? But as you’re texting you’re either oddly proud or it’s not you. Kuny?
RussianGod: not me
Timmyforrealz: @blizzard you’re not even thinking about me? Could totally have been me. Nado not the only one who’s got crazy girl skills.
Ollibear: skills? Buddy you’ve had a three month drought.
Timmyforrealz: DONT listen to Olli. He’s a baby. He’s still a little virgin.
Ollibear: first of all. There’s nothing wrong with not being into sex. Asexuality is a valid thing. Also I’m not a Virgin. I just prefer a partner who either has no idea who I am or likes me for me.
Ollibear: also, the three of you are easy @russiangod @nadotheman @timmyforrealz. You literally sell out for a pat on the ass and a wink. I could get with either of you with very little effort.
Nadotheman: oi! I’m not easy. I have an acquired taste.
Talkiewalkie: acquired taste = anything human with a pulse and the ability to consent. Literally. I’ve watched you pick up.
RussianGod: as long as consent. What’s big deal? They say yes it’s ok.
Prongstar: I JUST SAW THE PIC WTF?????
Prongstar: also, Olli? That’s the spirit.
LeWilliam: cap?!!????
Logantremblayzzz: whattttt
Talkiewalkie: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WELL YOU CERTAINLY CAME OUT THE CLOSET..... LITERALLY
CarbO’Hara: damn!!! I was gonna say that
Newt-leo: I said it first. You just type like a madman.
Krisvolley: is that the shark you dropped off for Ava?
DumoDad: better call peta. Poor shark.
Siriusly: it’s not whAt it looks like. Someone tweeted I was in there and the cougars descended upon me. I had to hide. Someone actually ripped my shirt and Remus was gone to look at pillows. I had to hide. It was scary.
Blizzard: so you didn’t do a quickie in Ikea with a plushie shark watching?
Siriusly: no. We didn’t, also, sirius had to put his shirt back on in a Hurry. Someone did rip it (re here)
Blizzard: I’m not judging. Whatever makes your skates fly cap. Never had Re as an exhibitionist tho .
Siriusly: he’s not. We didn’t do anything. Some lady ripped my shirt and I hid in the closet while the nice Ikea girl distracted them with some sort of family offer I think or free ice cream whatever. But they’d actually ripped my shirt. Re helped me put it back on... you guys are idiots.
Logantremblayzzz: heheheh whatever you say.
Krisvolley: so you didn’t do nasty things to or near the shark my daughter is now refusing to give up? She’s named it fluffy. I’m worried. She said it’s just smiling? Should I be worried?
Siriusly: ew no of course not. Promise.
Nadotheman: sure. Also I see what you’re doing cap. I’m favorite. Back off.😫
Siriusly: no idea what you mean. JACKIE
Blizzard: Jackie? That’s cute. How’re you today Jackie? 😘
Nadotheman: shut up kasey. Or I’m gonna spank youuuu
Krisvolley: you guys do realize she’s literally calling whoever gives in to her whims and tantrums her favorite right? Also I’m her dad. I’ll always be her number 1! ❤️
Nadotheman: awww we know. Best single dad!!!
Siriusly: we’re not trying to steal her kris! You’re doing amazing!
Ollibear: yeah man she’s so lucky she’s got you!!!
Blizzard: we love you kris 💖💖💖
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Wednesday 1.33
Alice: alright. Ikea confirmed that there was a situation involving fans and we were able to mostly control the narrative. You have to prepare for some chirps and a few memes.
Sirius: what’s a meme?
Alice: I swear to god sometimes you’re a grandpa stuck in a young man’s body. Ask the rookies.
Sirius: you’re really mean.
Alice: I’m also really good at my job. So suck it up captain. You’re a hockey god. I’m a PR god. We work together and magic happens.
Sirius: I’d think that was flirting but I’ve seen you make heart eyes at frank. So. We’re good right? I swear I won’t roll my eyes for the next, like, three interviews
Alice: you better not love. And yes, frank is rather into me, isn’t he? Time I put him out of his misery, I think.
Sirius: good luck! (To frank)
Alice: I’ll tell him 😜
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Finn: hey Alice!!
Alice: O’Hara, how can I help?
Finn: I just had an idea ok?
Alice: I hope it’s better than take your dog to work day.
Finn: that was a great idea. Not my fault that skates and jersey are easily confused for chew toys.
Finn: but I thought we could do a charity skate or something? (Need your brain here) so all Star was a massive success so maybe we could do like a charity thing soon and get money for like lgbt+ mental health awareness right? Like. Cap is of course new to this but I can speak up, my brother is happy to support too and I bet the team would too! We could invite young people on the ice and do like a you can play thing? I know it’s not pride but like. We could wear rainbows and glitttee and???? I really wanna support cap!!
Alice: I like your enthusiasm and the idea. Give me a few days with my team and we can work on something? I also believe congratulations are in order? For your and your boys?
Alice: also. you typed about 100 “like” in there. I’m worried about the state of the American school system. You're a Harvard graduate....
Finn: I love you! I’m terrified of you but I also love you and thanks. I want to get us jerseys saying O’Knutzy? That’s cute right.
Alice: it’s easy to make happen but Finn, maybe sit down with your boys and heather first ok? Maybe cap too. Coming out is a lot and I want to make sure you’re okay with the consequences. There’s a lot of bigoted people out there and it breaks my heart I can’t protect you better than I do!
Finn; hey we know you’ve got our back!
Alice: I’ll see what I can do. Is the team ok with this?
Finn: yeah most of them I’ve asked and the rest will follow I’m sure. 😀
Alice: you’re a good kid! I’ll do my best!
Finn: 😘😘😘
Alice: I’d say that’s inappropriate but I know you mean well!
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Finn: NAT!!! She said she’ll look into it!
Nat: I love you finn and we’re gonna make this event explode in a shower of glitter, love and rainbows.
Finn: 💖🏳️🌈💖🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Nat: 😘 also sent you some stuff on email about poly.
Finn: wait? You and kasey???
Nat: No but I’m a musician baby, me being in a het relationship is the weird thing in our community 😜
Finn: maybe I hang with the wrong crowds.
Nat: hopeless hockey boys ❤️
Finn: you’re dating one.
Nat: I know. And I ship your poly arrangement harder than fangirls on tumblr. If anyone says anything tell me and I’ll relieve them of their knee caps
Finn: I get why you and kasey works. His threats are also oddly specific. He made the Boston rat cry when he detailed his imminent death via goalie pads. It was eerie.
Nat: that’s my man 😍
Finn: weirdos. I’ll let you know when Alice is back ❤️
Nat: 😜🏳️🌈💖🙏🏻🌍😇
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Hi everyone,
Here’s a little companion piece to @canesinthecrease @siriuslyqueer’s O’Knutzy fic
As always - thanks to @lumosinlove for this fandom!
Leo grinds. Logan scowls. Nado strikes out. Kuny has a feeling. This is a short little thing. There’s a lot of arguing. Future plans are made.
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Friday 5.32 pm
Kuny: we bring out leo and tremz. I think they want drink. We buy leo drink. Cute boy will help get girls
Nado: I love you bro. What better way to appreciate cute baby rookie than to use his innocent boy next door to ensnare hopeless girls
Kuny: I think he have fun. Tremz too. Boy very tense. Wanted fight today had to hold him away. Little puppy try to fight big dog
Nado; are you the big dog?
Kuny: bigger dog than u
Nado: fuck off you’re like build on whatever shit they fed you in Russia.
Nado: but you still wanna go out? I’ll ask tremz and Leo. What about Olli?
Kuny: not Olli last time he talk to stripper and help her get job. He not good at that
Nado: that was precious. He’s legit the only man to ever pay someone to get off his lap. I wasted $200 trying to get him a lap dance
Kuny: u can put on outfit and lap dance Olli. I know u still have it
Nado: of fuck off you couldn’t keep your eyes of me. Bitch
Kuny: you look good in heel. Hehe almost tall as me. That why picture is in living room.
Nado: Leo says he won’t drink much. Hahahaha no. Wanna go to slugs? Bet we won’t get trouble for Leo.
Kuny: slugs ok. Have shirt I borrow I only brought tshirt
Nado: don’t stretch it. But yeah. It’s in my bag
Friday 11.34 pm
Nado: hey Kuny where the hell u at? Tremz is scowling so hard and grumbling. I was gone for like 20 minutes
Kuny: leo drunk. Did u sex in bathroom? We at bar. Leo is drunk heh he wants dance
Nado: nah just made out. Lock didn’t work hahah also she was too young. Don’t wanna be creep.
Kuny: I think Logan jealous
Nado: what?
Kuny: he was rude to girl I introduce to leo and he blush when I ask why
Nado: he’s just tense af!! imagine living in dumo’s basement - he needs to get laid. Both of them.
Kuny: ok u find girl for Logan I dance with Leo
Saturday 1.33 am
Nado; did Leo just grind? Or did my eyes deceive me
Kuny: heh he grind and stole hat. He hang off Logan. Is cute like baby fluffy gray bear thing
Nado: a koala? Did they get into the taxi alight?
Kuny: yess koala. Yes leo climbed in Logan lap. I think he like boy
Kuny: Also u bring home girl?
Nado: nah can’t be bothered too much work. Wanna go get some greasy food? Also Calm down, I know you love queer eye but I don’t think leo and Logan are secretly screwing. And if he wanted boys why wouldn’t he be climbing me? I’m like 200 pound certified Canadian beef.
Kuny: I just get vibe but maybe u right. We get curly fries also u not hot. I’m hot. And cute accent
Nado: fuck off! If I wanted a man I could get ANY man I wanted.
Kuny: not me. And no. I get more man than u.
Nado: I know thAts not what you mean but hahahahhahahahhaahahahaahahahah - also, I think I couldn’t get you? I know you bub, I could get you in my bed in 20 minutes hardly even trying
Kuny: is not fair. I’m smart in Russian. Ha no u can’t - prove it
Nado; ok. I’d take you to the zoo so you can make faces and giggle at the penguins, then I’d buy you fancy sushi and fruity cocktails, I know you have a thing for hair so I’d get my fingers in your hair and you’d be on my bed. Easy peasy.
Kuny: not bad date but I saw kase scare you haha. U can’t handle big boys
Nado: I wasn’t scared? Did you see his eyes? He was about to eat me or something. Also if he hadn’t just played a game I bet he’d have been interested.
Kuny: u took cold shower.
Nado: I can’t help it man. Kase is hot when he’s angry hahahah
Kuny: home? I’m hungry u always so horny
Nado: you’re always hungry. Gonna eat me out of the house and I’m not always Horny but I have needs
Kuny: then find new roomie. U love me. U have date with right hand
Nado: alright you big lump, meet at the front doors. And leave my hand out of this. Freak.
Saturday 8.21 am
Kuny: I think this first time no girl in kitchen
Nado: well, couldn’t be bothered.
Nado: I want pancakes pleAseeeee I wuw uuuu
Kuny: I not wife u make pan cake and that don’t work when u not look like puppy. Also princess is napping on me. She cute
Nado: you’re so the wife. you came home with princess, you actually talk to the aloe Vera plant, you cook and clean. Don’t understand how she can stand your stinky face
Kuny: I not wife. U my wife I make more money and I’m bigger. Also not stinky took shower when we got home.
Nado: no you’re not. Ew don’t tell me about your wanking
Kuny: yes I am. And I not wank just shower. Leo spill his beer on me. Ur shirt hehe
Nado: well we’d be husbands anyways also you better have soaked that!!
Kuny: ur such a wife hehe my little French girl. Heheheh
Nado: you’d be lucky to land me. I’m legit the only person to keep up with your snoring and disgusting socks everywhere and I’m French Canadian Kunt not French
Kuny: u snore too
Nado: alright how’s this. Once we retire together if we’re both single, let’s give it a go. Bro wives eh??
Kuny: u make pancake and we have deal
Nado: alright you pathetic dork. Using our cat as en excuse to make me do all the work
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For my fellow Sweater Weather fans ❤️ @lumosinlove - thank you!
Kudos to @frombeauxbatons for helping me with Finnish.
@wxlfstxrx and @siriuslyqueer love youuu 💕
Sweater weather chats #10
The team goes to Vegas. Kris gets a new phone. Olli speaks Finnish. Remus and Sirius are in their honeymoon phase. The team dads ship it. Kasey gets cuddles. Logan gets lost. Leo is mad. Everyone bets on Sergei. Dumo is not a fan of Russian cheering during sex. Will we ever find out about Prague?
Wednesday 9.22 pm
Eliascookie: eyyy fucking love wifi in the air. 🤪
Dumodad: shhh someone is trying to nap and you guys are loud 🥴
Logantremblayzzz: sorry grandpa. Not all of us are old and cranky.
Sergei_81: careful I fight people for you
CarbO’Hara: and we love you dearly for that. But no denying you and dumo are old and cranky. You could literally both be Leo’s dads
Ollibear: he looks more like sunny and sergei’s baby than dumo’s
Blizzard: ohhh a love triangle 🙊😳
Sunnysideup: as much as I love sergei, I wouldn’t get between him and dumo. They’re the bromance of our gen :) also not my type
Kaneyoudigit: yeah. Where does that butt slap come from anyways? Even when one of them is out or injured they find time for that 👻
Bradygunz: I don’t think anyone understands it... where does it come from? Something about Prague - Allison was super cagey about it.
Dumodad: shhhh let us sleep. Night boys. Got another few hours and practice tomorrow is not optional. Sleep.
Nadotheman: VEGAS BABY
Krisvolley: practice and a game Nado.
RussianGod: DONT be boring krissy
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Friday 12.33 pm
Remus created a group chat
Remus added Dumo, Sirius, Sergei, Sunny and Krissy
Remus named group chat HELP
Remus: okay boys. Sorry for this but I’m a little worried. We’re in Vegas and with a whole day of no games and only practice tomorrow once we touch down in LA, I can’t keep an eye on the entire team.
Dumo: haha dont worry go have a nice date with cap. God knows he’s cranky enough that you were away for that course for three days.
Sunny: don’t worry I sleep with ear plugs anyways 😜
Remus: hey we have separate rooms!
Krissy: wE hAvE sEpErAtE rOoMs....... it’s ok remmy 😉 cap plays better after you do whatever it is you do.
Sirius: alright stop. I wasn’t cranky. And leave Remus alone. You’re supposed to be the mature ones. Also Krissy?
Krissy: yes. I got a new iPhone and made the mistake of asking timmers and Olli to help me set it up on the plane. Now I can’t get it to change back. They set it to Finnish. Have no fucking clue and haven’t managed to get hold of Olli yet. 😳😳😳😳
Sergei: cap and re go enjoy honeymoon we take care of babies
Sunny: 😜😜😜😜😜 enjoy it while it lasts. Before you know it’s chores, babies and using alone time to catch up on sleep
Dumo: yeah. Don’t take your blissful kid free life for granted. 😈
Krissy: didn’t Logan and the other two walk in on your guys doing it in the kitchen last month?
Dumo: so?
Sergei: haha just kitchen? I’ve caught them worse. Is ok. You understand when you have babies. 😆
Krissy: I have a baby. I’m just single 😫😫😫
Sunny: want us to find a girl for you?🤓
Krissy: no thank you. Leave my sex life alone.
Sergei: u even have one?
Krissy left the group chat
Dumo added krissy to the group chat
Dumo: Sergei is sorry......... also he walked in on us maybe 5 times calm down. There’s nothing like Russian cheering to kill a mood....
Sunny: 5? That can’t be right. You were bunnies when she was pregnant last. I saw things I cannot unsee 🤯🤯🤯
Sirius left the group chat
Remus: you broke Sirius. Anyways I’ll leave the babysitting to you guys then.
Sunny: HAVE FUN REMUS 🥳🥳
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Friday 2.54 pm
Logantremblayzzz: guys I’m lost. I’ve been walking towards that big pointy thing and the map from the hotel is crap and I got away from finn and he’s not picking up
*picture of map*
Blizzard: Logan.
Blizzard: THATS A MAP OF PITTSBURGH. WE’RE IN VEGAS. ALSO ITS UPSIDE DOWN.
Blizzard: how the fuck have you lived to see 23? 😆
Logantremblayzzz: oh. That makes more sense. 🙈🙈🙈
Newt-leo: what do you mean you lost Finn? Are you both lost somewhere in Vegas? Just use your phone and get back to the hotel...
Blizzard: Finn left his phone here in the room😂😂😂 better send out a search party
Logantremblayzzz: well I don’t know what happened. I can’t find him now. 😭
LeWilliam: There’s literally one strip of road in Vegas and you’ve gotten lost. 🐸
Dumodad: I swear to the fucking hockey gods we were never this stupid. Idiots. Get back here for 5, and we can go have a team dinner for those who want. Sergei is buying
Evanderbell: ohh @tylerthemighty and I are in!! Thanks @sergei_81!!!
Sunnysideup: he’s sleeping? Hahahah he’s gonna be unhappyyyy 😂
RussianGod: hehe thanks we’re play too...
Nadotheman: he means game. But yeah. Free dinner 😎
Prongstar: I think this one @logantremblayzzz has to go into the promo videos hahahahah 😂😂😂 I’m telling Marlene.... 😘
Ollibear: is anyone looking for Finn?
Newt-leo: yeah me and @krisvolley are going out now
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Friday 3.44 pm
CarbO’Hara: THANKS FOR DITCHING ME LOGAN
Logantremblayzzz: I was lost too! Not my fault you wander about
CarbO’Hara: I was talking to a puppy and when I got back up you were gone 😔 didn’t have my phone. Had to ask two Cher’s and an Elvis how to get back. 😫
Newt-leo: you’re back at the hotel now?
CarbO’Hara: yes. Forgot my phone.
Newt-leo: WELL THATS FUCKING GREAT. 😡
Walkietalkie: uhhh someone is in the dog house 😂😂😂
Nadotheman: bad fish... no goalie love for youuu
Blizzard: I can cuddle ya Finn. No worries. 😘😫😘
Logantremblayzzz: you’re not cuddling Finn. Go cuddle Nado if you need to.
RussianGod: come on blizzard. We do goalie sandwich 🥪🥪🥪🥪
Blizzard: gimme five minutes boysss 😍
Krisvolley: we’re heading back now. You’re paying for our cab Finn. Leo is really mad 😉
Friday 3.52 pm
Timmyforrealz: awww 😍
*nado and Kuny cuddling blizzard in a goalie sandwich*
Ollibear: there’s a lot of bromance in my room right now. 😂
Walkietalkie: at least they’re fully clothed. 🤞🏻
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Friday 6.33 pm
Sergei_81: IM NOT PAYING FOR YOU All
Dumodad: yes you are. It’s your turn. 😘
Sunnysideup: u know it. It’s the deal. Shouldn’t bet if you can’t pay up.
Sergei_81: is thanks I get for fighting for you all.
Sirius: you keep bringing that up. But you love fighting for us. We love you for it 😜
Dumodad: haha cap’s got a point my friend. And you’re a glorious fighter. Haha your punches are feared through the league. Even the linesmen try to avoid getting between you and your victim
Nadotheman: you know there’s a bet in the league? First rookie to take you down gets a Rolex from a draw? Everyone chips in at draft? 😜
RussianGod: is true hehehe I put money in on never so I want watch
KrisVolley: was that an option? 😳 how did I not think of this
RussianGod: I’m smart just not in English. English stupid. Russian best 🥳
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Friday 9.33 pm
Ollibear: Mä oon niin ilonen mut mulla on ikävä kotiin. Mulla on ikävä muumeja.
Ollibear: Ja mun äitiä.
Ollibear: Tykkään myös tosi paljon pannukakuista.
Prongstar: Olli.exe stopped working…….
Sunnysideup: eh anyone’s got an eye on Olli? He’s defaulted to Finnish… 🙊🙊🙊
Dumodad: @timmyforrealzzz @nadotheman @russiangod
Dumodad: WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS DO NOW
KrisVolley: hahahaha Olli just had some shots. The waitress was making googly eyes at him and I guess he couldn’t say no 😆
Timmyforrealz: I think we should get him back to the hotel 😁😁😁
Nadotheman: not it!!!!
RussianGod: I got him. He dont walk
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“Kuny, he can’t even walk”
“I’m got him. He very drunk. Hehe not hold liquor well for Finn. Is embarrassing” Kuny snorted and hoisted his teammate more firmly over his shoulder.
“He owes me $100 for bribing the driver to take us”
“Sä oot hyvä venäläinen. Et ilkee venäläinen. Tunnen pahoja ja ilkeitä venäläisiä.”
“Any idea what he’s saying?”
“Not sure is even Finnish. Sound like just words”
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I love your sw chats! If you need prompts: something centered around Remus!
Thank you - I’m sorry in advance. This turned a little angsty. But we get happy again. Remus to the rescue - this team would not survive without him.
Characters and universe by @lumosinlove ❤️
My ever shining and supportive ra(e)s of sunshine @wxlfstxrx and @siriuslyqueer. This one is for you guysss.
Sweater weather chat #6
Kuny is hurt. Nado is scared. Kasey and Sergei plans a murder. Sirius is angry. Walker makes a burrito blanket. Remus is the best. Kris is a mom. Remus calls Nado Jackie. He’s the only one allowed to do that. Crouch Jr. is Russian (sue me). We all hate the 🐍
Wednesday 1.22 pm
Eliascookie: why are Nado and Kuny yelling again? They’ve been fighting all day.
Timmyforrealz: they’ve been arguing for TWO days about who’d be the wife in their weird bromance. Also - They’re both totally the wife. It’s weird.. 🤨🤨
Ollibear: well apparently some shop clerk thought they were a couple and nado is mortally offended that Kuny said they weren’t
Nadotheman: IT WAS THE WAY HE SAID IT. Like he wouldn’t be the luckiest fucker alive to land me.
KrisVolley: but you are both into women?
Nadotheman: I know. Still offensive to know you’re not your best mates first pick.
Blizzard: Well we all know that eventually, Kuny is going to marry some Russian model and nado is their live-in, grown-ass man child 😏
Prongstar: He’s probably going on the honeymoon too. It’s weird
Siriusly: are you ladies reaDy to get back home and have your pre game naps... We have a game tonight and I want to beat those snakes
Sergei_81: 💪🏻🤛🏼🦷😡
Blizzard: aye aye captain 😴🥱
RussianGod: hehe we kick ass today!!!
Prongstar: whoooop!!! Let’s end the snakes 🐍
Dumodad: go sleep my babies. We need to be on tonight.
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Wednesday 8.33 pm
7 missed calls from Nado
Nado: Remus where are you? Can I come to the hospital
Nado: Remus please can I talk to him?
Nado: Remussss
Nado: Is he ok?
Nado: He was down re, for a long time.
Wednesday 9.02 pm
Remus: hey Jackie, he’s okay. It’s not a concussion. Please stop calling - I promise to keep you updated. They might let him come home tonight. He’ll be okay. Are you home? Is someone with you?
Nado: remus he was on the ice for a long time. Are you sure he’s okey? Why can’t I see him he needs me. He’s scared of needles and I know his ab negative!! Do they even have the right blood? I’m ab too I can help! Is someone talking to him? When they do the needle stuff just rub between his shoulders that calms him down and if he’s scared call him zhenya. That’s his Russian baby name!! It calms him. Remus please fix him.
Remus: these are some of the best sports doctors in the world, they know what they’re doing and they’re taking good care of Evgeni. Sergei is here, and he’s explaining everything to him in Russian ok? I’ll keep you updated! But I need to know if you’re alone? I think you should not be. Please take care of yourself ok?
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Wednesday 9.13 pm
Kris: hey remus, I’m here. Nado is really freaking out. I drove him home but Olli and walker had to help me wrestle him into the car and into his house. Timmy is making us some food and Olli and Cap are trying to keep him from pulling out his hair. Is Kuny alright?
Remus: keep an eye on his hands, one of his ticks is scratching at his palms. They’ve scanned twice and it’s not a concussion. He’s got stitches both on his eyebrow and on his neck and he’s got to be out for a few days. I still don’t understand how he skated off. Tell Sirius to use his captain voice if needed.
Kris: yeah I’ve wrapped his hand up, they froze his knuckles at the rink but he’s kept fiddling with it. Walker rolled him into a burrito blanket and he’s quieted down a bit. But he’s not okay. Do you think Kuny can come home tonight?
Remus: I have to wait and hear, they said it’s depending on his x-ray - if it’s just a sprain in his hand he can come home so we’re just waiting. I’m glad no one here but Sergei understands Russian. I don’t think it’s very nice what he’s sayin.
Kris: fuck man. It was a bad hit. We’re rewatching. He was nowhere near the puck. Crouch and Nott fucking just came at him on purpose and if they don’t get a disciplinary I’m quitting the league. Cap crushed the remote... dirty snakes
Remus: I saw. It was a bad hit. I tried to get him on a stretcher but he insisted.
Wednesday 9.20 pm
Nado: he didn’t recognize me re... after he went down. He just looked at me and didn’t recognize me and I heard his head connect. His helmet was off before Nott threw him. How is he supposed to fight back when crouch swiped his leg?
Remus: I know. But even “just” hitting your head can cause some confusion and I promise you they scanned three times and he’s not got any concussion or bleeding. He’s tough ok? He’s asking if he can go home. Not very nicely might I add. And he flirted with a nurse. He’ll be ok.
Nado: but I heard it crunch. He was bleeding a lot. Is she cute?
Remus: I know, face cuts bleed a lot but he’s got quite a few stitches and he did well. He even got a lollipop and I’m pretty sure at least one phone number. Also Tall blonde with a nice smile.
Nado: is he coming home? Leave the nurse
Remus: I’ll let you know ok? Try and sleep! You’ll need it.
Wednesday 9.25 pm
Remus: hey kris. It sounds like they’re letting him come home. Sergei is going to drive us. Did you get Nado to go to bed? Also, I can stay over night. I think they both need a babysitter
Kris: I think we’re staying. Ava is with Anya and the kids and Olli is already crashed on the couch. Walker actually had to threaten Nado to stay in bed and he’s camped up next to him now. He’s not going anywhere. Timmy and I will crash in the guest room. Can Kuny sleep alone?
Remus: he’s on a lot of painkillers and he’s not entirely coherent. Sergei offered to stay with him to translate but I honestly think his English will come back once he’s slept and recovered a bit
Kris: their beds are like extra king size anyways. We can just make a sleep over in nado’s room. He’s gone and pulled down every blind and the house is dark. I’ve never seen him this stressed out.
Remus: yeha that might be best. Sergei says Kuny is asking for his brother. So I think it’s best for everyone. We’re leaving once Kuny gets his stuff back.
Wednesday 9.55 pm
Sirius <3: is he okay love? I drove here / do you need to stay or come home?
Remus ❤️: hey! He’ll be fine, not a concussion but he still hit his head prettt bad. I think they’ve set up a sleepover and he’s in good hands. I’ll be okay to go home.
Sirius <3: it was such a dirty hit. He was down for a long time. And that Pussy ref didn’t even call a major.
Remus ❤️: coach said he’s contesting it and demanding an inquiry. But it was bad. I wanted to punch his face in. Did you see crouch after? He was laughing.
Sirius <3: I know. I’ve never seen blizzard react like that. He actually tore Nott’s Jersey with his hands.
Remus ❤️: I know, let’s get Kuny to bed and we can go home. I need cuddles.
Sirius <3: me too. Re. Me too. It hurts every time. We would not function without you. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Wednesday 10.33 pm
Siriusly: boys, Kuny is home. It’s not a concussion. He’s got a bad hit and stitches and he’s out for three days and a new scan. But he’s back home and sleeping now. I’m not sure how Walker or Nado can sleep with his snores. But he’s ok.
Prongstar: they made a sandwich?
Siriusly: I think kris called it a sleepover but yeah. I don’t think Nado would able to sleep otherwise and Kuny kept trashing until someone was on either side of him. It’s cute. I’ve got pictures.
Blizzard: open fucking season on Nott. Why the fuck did you pull me off @eliascookie? I wanted to punch his fucking disgusting face in. He deserved it!!! Kuny’s helmet was offf before they swiped his legs
DumoDad: kasey, you were right to fight him and he was over the line. But getting you suspended won’t help. We need to beat them through our game
Timmyforrealz: but it was a bullshit call?! I agree to open season on Nott and crouch. Fuck it all of those creeps. They could’ve ended his career ffs
Sunnysideup: I haven’t had a line brawl like that in years. Broke carrow’s nose. Felt good. I’m glad Kuny is ok.
Prongstar: I heard his head hit the ice. It was terrifying.
Bradygunz: how’s Nado handling this? I had to sit on him to hold him back from going after the ref.
KrisVolley: he’s asleep, I think. But it was a long evening. I know they’re not actually related but I swear they’re brothers somehow still.
Sergei_81: I want to kill crouch. He’s hurting on purpose
Sunnysideup: @sergei_81 did he actually say that or did I hear it wrong?
Sergei_81: he did. It was revenge
Siriusly: what??
Sergei_81: crouch was take off Olympic team for too much fight. Kuny got his a and this was revenge. He said so. He want Kuny out on purpose. He not like younger player get a.
Wednesday 10.55 pm
Remus: hi sergei, did you call Kuny’s parents? Did you get home okay?
Sergei: yes I call them. Tell what happneed. And I stay at house. Kuny needs me if he speak. I’m worried about Nado. He thinks his fault. He only pretend to sleep. Can u talk to him?
Remus: I’ll try. Thanks Sergei!
Wednesday 11.33 pm
Remus: hey Jackie, I know you’re not sleeping. I don’t want to call and disturb you but you can always talk to me, ok? It’s confidential as always and I’ve got your back alright. What happened today was not your fault.
Nado: I should’ve been out there with him. I could’ve helped him. Instead I was off somewhere in the other end he’s my line buddy and i failed him.
Remus: Nado you didn’t fail him. Did you see what sergei said? It was a planned hit. They wanted to take him out. It’s not your fault. Please promise me that you understand it’s not your fault.
Nado: he just looked at me. What if he doesn’t recognize me when he wakes up. Re he’s my best friend and I watched his head get smashed on the ice.
Remus: I know it’s hard. And it’s heartbreaking. But the doctor’s checked him ok? He asked for you - or well according to sergei he demanded to be sent home to his brother and cat. Alright, he knows you. Just let his head rest and recover and then you’ll be back to your antics in no time.
Nado: he’s snoring now. Guess something never changes.
Remus: get some sleep and tomorrow I’m gonna have a look at your hands ok?
Nado: thanks rem. Not sure what we’d do without you. ❤️
Remus: always, Jackie. You guys are my family as much as my actual family!
Nado: still gonna kill crouch and Nott. Not care about getting suspension.
Remus: I get it. I think you should see heather tomorrow.
Nado: can I just talk to you?
Remus: yeah, call me when you wake up ok? I don’t care how early. I’m not a professional though, Jackie.
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Thursday 8.22 am
Nado; he’s awake. Re. He remembers me. Thanks for fixing my best friend.
Remus: I’m glad to hear it, I’m coming over to check him ok? I’ll bring breakfast.
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Hi lovelies.
Hockey is back. ❤️
And so here is another sweater weather chat. It’s split in two. So stay tuned 😘
All the love in the world for @lumosinlove and each and everyone of you! This fandom is truly a remarkable place 💖
Sweater weather chat #12 part 1
Dumo loses a bet. Sunny has a lot of stories. Sergei once had blue hair. He also fought a German suit. Snuck a few of my nhl heroes in here. See if you can spot them. Nado is dying from anticipation. Blizzard wants pictures. Olli is trying to stay on topic. Alice has questions. Sirius has no comments. We jinx the cup a tiny bit. I took some liberties with rosters and timelines for international hockey. No people were harmed in the making of this chat. Danes really are pesky meatball thieves. I love germans (just needed a bad guy).
Friday 7.22 pm
Prongstar: hey dumo. Not backing down from the bet?
Dumodad: no. I honor my word. You guys won. What do you want? Suicides, my car, my wife’s cooking?
Talkiewalkie: damn dumo. Pimping out Celeste
Dumodad: like the lot of you aren’t half in love with her or Anya. You’re not subtle
Krisvolley: I’d marry both with no hesitation. Between Anya’s piroggi and Celeste’s brownies, I’d be set for life.
Nadotheman:fuck you’d have to fight me and Kuny both for that krissy.
Russiangod: I already son of Anya. I take sergei’s place
Sergei_81: am not even 40 yet. Also you all boys. Can’t handle women. They need men.
Logantremblayzzz: it’s weird guys. Don’t crush on your team mates wives 😳 also Sergei you are 40....
Sergei_81: 🤬
Blizzard: don’t make sexy eyes at your goalie when he’s stretching. 🤪
Timmyforrealz: burnnnnnn hahahahahaha
Prongstar: potential adultery, sergei’s age and Logan’s inappropriate staring aside. Dumo lost our bet. And I’ve made a decision. Drumroll please 🙈🙈🙈🙈
Kuny: drdrdrdrdrrrrrrrrrrrr
Prongstar: thanks Kuny babe 😘
Prongstar: dumo! I want the truth about Prague. In this chat. In writing. You have 1 hr.
Dumodad: no.
Sergei_81: no
Sunnysideup: YES
Sunnysideup: I’ll tell them if you don’t 😜
Dumodad: it’s all your fault. Stupid Swede.
Sunnysideup: no one made you bet me. We won, fair and square!
Sunnysideup: the year was 2006. Turin, Italy. Winter Olympics. A brash Russian and a confident Canadian decided to make a bet with a lovely, young and innocent Swede.
Bradygunzz: innocent? 😂😂😂😂
Walkietalkie: wait weren’t you in Sweden then? Or am I missing something? How’d you even know these guys?
Kaneyoudigit: I thought this story was about Prague?
DumoDad: it is. It just started 9 years earlier.
Sunnysideup: some of my national teammates played with Sergei in the khl during the nhl ‘05 lockout. Dumo was signed to do some press stuff with us at olympics. Something about cross team friendships.
Logantremblayzzz: Wow you guys are ancient
DumoDAD: we were top 3 seeded teams and they picked the Russian with good English, a Swede who’s not scary and me. It was fun. And it turned into a bit of drinking after Sergei and sunny started arguing about the quality of vodka.
Krisvolley: you shouldn’t drink at the Olympics 😂
Sunnysideup: anyways. We bet and of course all three were convinced our respective teams would win. Of course, we all know who emerged victorious 😜
Sergei_81: you had Swedish murder twins not fair. Baby sedin slash me on purpose
DumoDad: he didn’t. That was a legit hit you big baby. Also we did better than the US.
Sergei_81: was not clean.
Sunnysideup: we’re not having this discussion again. You both lost. It was a clean hit. Also, the fun part was the bet itself.
Nadotheman: just fucking tell us. The suspense is killing me.😳
Siriusly: whAt did you do??????? Dumo!!!!
Sunnysideup: well. they got kitted out in lovely blue and yellow team colors. Hank’s idea - some fans gave him loads of body paint. Hahahaha also Sergei was sporting a very impressive buzz cut then. It was a thing. So we’ve got these two idiots painted in blue and yellow including sergei’s head. Unfortunately the dye wasn’t meant for hair. So he had blue hair for two weeks after. Anya is still mad at me about that one 😜
Nadotheman: so you just painted them blue and yellow? That’s like so anti climactic.
Logantremblayzzz: oh he’s not done 😂
CarbO’Hara: Logan tell usssss
Siriusly: how come you told him and not me? I feel betrayed.
DumoDad: I didn’t. Celeste did. Traitor.
Logantremblayzzz: I was sad and homesick and she wanted to cheer me up. 😍
Ollibear: I feel like we’re getting off topic
Logantremblayzzz: wait didn’t you then make them steal the Olympic flags from the hotel you were celebrating at and exchange them with Swedish ones?
Sunnysideup: indeed, Logan, and that went smoothly. So it turned into a thing that every time we compete all three in an international thing. We make the losers swap flags. It’s cute.
Prongstar: what about Prague then? That wasn’t until 2015? Was it?
DumoDad: and we all remember who won.
RussianGod: is also where butt slap come from then? Pre game one?
Sergei_81: not our fault. U had Crosby make heart eyes at zhenya. And no Kuny, not from there...
DumoDad: you’re never letting that one go? Hahaha poor Sergei.
Dumodad: also. the butt slap is an Old tradition. We had a playoff round ages back and I slapped him. We won. We’ve done it since. Works doesn’t it?
Sergei_81: you said “let’s go get them”. Still do. It works. All magic slap. I thought you say “ let’s go eat them” Still works hehe
Ollibear: again, we’re veering off topic, dumo.
Sunnysideup: well. Prague. I know Canada won. Golden boy got golden goal. Blah blah blah. But for some reason we had another bet 😜. Dumo cooked up a revenge for me and Sergei. But it was before the final. We were just heading into the second round and somehow ended up in another vodka related discussion (we all know Swedish vodka is superior).
RussianGod: Swedish vodka is water. Russia best.
Sergei_81: was stupid idea. But vodka make us brave.
DumoDad: I never told you to start climbing that flag pole. You decided that on your own. I just told you to get me the flag.
Sunnysideup: he did climb that pole like a fireman though.
Timmyforrealz: hold up a sec. you’re telling me sergei “i never smile and my looks can literally make opponents wet themselves” Ivanov climbed a flag pole while drunk and it looked good?
Sunnysideup: he was wearing a “I love Canada” onesie and crocs. Which was about 6 sizes too little. We both were.
Newt-leo: we’re going to need pics of this.
Sunnysideup: well. The onesies were one thing. Still not sure how we got corralled into it. But anyways as I remember Sergei did successfully steal the flag from the hotel and started on the cars outside. We just didn’t know it was some group of fancy politicians also in town to watch hockey.
Dumodad: you Europeans and your weird politicians. Apparently the little politic guy didn’t like Russians. So his body guard tackled Sergei down. Sergei fought back. And somehow I ended up in the tangle of suits and Canada onesies.
Sergei_81: he blame Russia for stupid shit I might get mad. Police came and put us in little jail in hotel. Sunny no where
Sunnysideup: I went to get help. I didn’t know you were going to fight the bodyguards of the German minister of trade now did I?
Dumodad: was it German? I thought it was Spain. The flag was yellow and red.
Krisvolley: wait so. In the middle of an Olympic tournament, the three of you (all dads and husbands by 2015) gets shitfaced on vodka, go on a flag stealing rampage through Prague and get tackled by German secret services? 😫
Sergei_81: not Prague just one hotel. And car park. And house opposite.
Siriusly: how did you get out?
Sunnysideup: I bailed them out. Or. I managed to explain that they’re big hockey stars and got backstrom and oveckin to come and support me.. Ovi just giggled. Backy just stared until they agreed. He’s scary. Sergei was cursing a lot. Dumo was crying at one point... hehehehe he . I think dumo was nearly benched no after?
DumoDad: somehow the team found out and little mr captain was not happy?. Also at this point sergei was mostly naked as the onesie gave up halfway through wrestling Germans. We got a big fine, had to formally issue an apology to the German delegates and the hotel. And Sergei had to pay another fine for embarrassing Russia 😂
Sergei_81: they happy I hit German but I couldn’t say hehe. Also lost a croc never found it. Walk home in one shoe 👟
Siriusly: I can’t believe you almost caused an international incident because you were arguing about vodka.
Sunnysideup: you should see us scandies when it comes to the origins of meatballs. Pesky Danes trying to steal credit. 🤬
Blizzard: and you’re all still talking about me and the fountain. Also. We were on the lions team then? How come you’ve managed to keep this quiet? Also. Where are the pictures of this? I have so many questions.
DumoDad: Sunny has pictures. And so does the Czech police. And maybe the hotel. And it stays that way.
Blizzard: sunny. I want pictures.
Sunnysideup: lord Stanley will decide ❤️ also pretty sure both ovi and backy has some. For revenge purposes.
Siriusly: DONT jinx.
Prongstar: you broke cap.
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Tuesday 2.54 pm
Alice: Sirius.
Alice: Sirius pick up your phone.
Alice: Sirius Orion Black. Please tell me that a picture of you and Remus in a closet in Ikea’s kids department is fake.
Sirius: I was in hiding. Re helped me. We didn’t do anything
Alice: your shirt is on backwards.
Sirius: it’s a fashion statement.
Alice: and the shark?
Sirius: no comment
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Part two is coming up.
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#lumosinlove#lumosinlove ocs#sweaterweather#sweaterweatherchats#sweater weather#sweaterweatheroc’s#sweaterweatherchatsnr12#part 1
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Okay, so. @lumosinlove’s sweater weather is an absolute gem and her characters are incredible. So here are few random sneak peeks at their group chats, declarations of love, roommates texting cause it’s 2020 - we don’t talk anymore and other shenanigans. Massive thanks to @wxlfstxrx for endless support and for always listening to my insane ideas.
(This is the first time I ever post something)
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Krisvolley: hey guys, movie night Friday, bring snacks - got Disney+ so prepare for karaoke Armageddon
Talkiewalkie: I CALL CIRCLE OF LIFE. Also does Ava have a stitch plush? Cause I’ve totally not just ordered a 3 ft plush stitch
Krisvolley: no. You got her a full-size Simba already. That’s enough.
Newt-leo: we would love to come over. Can we bring anything? Also Finn is not singing.
CarbO’HarA: I AM SINGING. I am singin’ high school musical. I’m Ava’s Troy.
LoganTremblayzzz: I’m not singing. Unless we can sing in French.
Siriusly: oui. French songs only for me too. Loops says he’ll bring ranch dressing and veggie sticks
Prongstar: I’m in! @gingerlily is boring with @natALLY.
NatALLY: we’re not boring - also thanks for adding us James. We can snoop now 😈
Prongstar removed @natALLY and @gingerlily from the chat.
Blizzard: brave @prongstar, brave. Also I’ll be there. Won’t sing though.
Krisvolley: @newt-leo thanks man, some snacks? We’re just gonna order pizza. Ava knows it’s off season and I owe her like a gazillion pizzas for missing bedtime stories and she’s kept count (thank you very much @nadotheman)
Nado the man: I am not best uncle for nothing. Kuny is up as well. Or I think he is. He’s mumbling in Russian. Sunny help me. He’s been mad all day. He’s so ungrateful.
RussianGod: u stol my lunch. Also not best uncle. I am.
Sergei_81: bad move @nadotheman. Don’t poke hungry Russian bear. Also @krisvolley; we would like to come. Babysitting for @sunnyswede so double up on kiddos.
Sunnyswede: keep them, please. 🙏🏻
Ollibear: sounds nice :) I’ll be there. Do we need to bring anything? Also. How do I change my name? Timmy won’t tell me. And only my mom calls me this. Timmy wants to come too.
Timmyforrealz: awwww @ollibear
RussianGod: olliibeeaarrrr
Nado the man: love you Olli bear
Ollibear: 😧
Tylerthemighty: I’ll help ya @ollibear if you sing me a song 😁😁😁
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I’m so sorry for how long this has been taking!! Work is just stupid 😖
Anyways.
As always @lumosinlove’s sweater weather is the shit.
Sweater weather chat #8
Nado has kinky food sex. Timmy’s words. Not mine. Dolores is the best car. Olli feels bad. Remus is sarcastic af. But I love him. So does Sirius. And Dumo. Sergei talks about the good old days. James organizes a prank.
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Tuesday 9.32 pm
Nado: hey k, where’s the whipped cream? Kinda important here
Kuny: what? I eat it
Nado: wait the whole thing? I NEED it
Kuny: I eat with Timmy and Olli. We have pancake
Nado: fuck they’re here now?
Kuny: little left want it?
Nado: fuck just put it on the stairs and don’t look. I’ll come get it
Kuny: hehe food sex. Hot
Nado: shut up
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Tuesday 9.44 pm
Timmyforrealz: oiii!!! Guess who’s being kinky with food sex tonight
Prongstar: what? Who? Olli? 😳😳😳😳
Ollibear: no.
KrisVolley: do we want to know?
RussianGod: Nado play with food haha
Blizzard: Are you all involved? Is it an orgy kind of thing? I’m a little concerned at your level of involvement here
Dumodad: I’m too old for this
Timmyforrealz: it’s Tuesday we’re having halo night. Nado bailed for some date. Our resident giant Russian baby suddenly had pancake cravings so we went out to get chocolate chips. When we got back Dolores was back and there was a nice trail of clothes leading upstairs. 😏
Ollibear: that was a lot of unnecessary commentary. Nado picked up a girl and is mad at kuny for eating the can of whipped cream haha. Also we hid his clothes and stole his car keys.
Blizzard: I don’t believe you.
Kaneyoudigit: hahahahahah blizzard will need photographic evidence. 😂
Ollibear: there’s nothing to prove. Nado is having food sex and we’re playing halo. The only other exciting thing was Kuny’s mom calling to yell at him for getting that 5 minute misconduct for that last sucker punch. Apparently it was unnecessary and he should know better. It was fun.
Sergei_81: so no orgy? 👀 also Kuny’s mama is scary. She used to play hockey.
Ollibear: no Sergei. Also you’re a dad and old. This is weird . But yeah she’s terrifying. But she called me an angel so I’ll take it as a compliment 😇
Sunnysideup: leave Sergei alone! I’ll have you youngsters know that your shenanigans is nothing compared to the shit we used to pull. Just ask dumo about Prague! 😂🙈
Sergei_81: I still have scar on my face hehe
Prongstar: WHAT HAPPNEED IN PRAGUE???
Dumodad: that, my dear James, is between me, sunny, Sergei and the Czech.
Sunnysideup: good ol’ days. 🤣
Prongstar: I will not rest till I know.
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Tuesday 10.27 pm
James created new group chat
James added Kuny, Sirius, Walker, Dumo, Olli, Timmers and Remus to the group chat
James named the group chat let’s WHIP Nado
James: heheheh so. I just had an excellent prank idea. Given Nado’s newfound appreciation for canned whipped cream 🥴🥴
Remus: why am I part of this?
Sirius: why am I?
Dumo: shush lovebirds and let the man speak 😙
James: many thanks dad! Alright listen up you ruffians - we’re gonna order him a massive order of whipped cream delivered to the rink and then we’re gonna fill up his stall with the cans. And charge it to his own card. 😏
Olli: are you spraying it onto the stall?
James: no but that is an excellent idea!!
Olli: I just though in his helmet, his gloves and you know how fussy he is with his gear. Haha that’d be fun.
Walker: who are you? And what have you done with our precious innocent Ollibear?😍🙊
Timmers: oi just because he looks like a saint doesn’t mean he is one. He’s a little shit.
Sirius: I’m impressed. But why not both? If he thinks the prank is just the massive amount, he won’t suspect the other stuff. 😜
Kuny: remmy can put in his gloves on ice also go cap
James: nah that’s too easy. I have a plan. So. I’m gonna fake a crash with walker - remmy will pull us both off. Kuny you then have to drag Nado into a stupid bet where he leaves his helmet and gloves. Sirius and dumo will fill them by the bench while we three go mad in his stall hehehehe. 😈😈
Kuny: ok. But no whip on Dolores she not been bad. I challenge to handstand on ice
Dumo: not a bad plan. Although you are both oddly committed to that car.
Kuny: she good car. 🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎
Remus: I don’t wanna be part of this. 🙈
James: I didn’t hear that. Ok you all got it?
Walker: ohh sounds fun!!! What’s Olli and timmers job?
Timmers: lookin’ good baby 😘
James: you always do honey! But timmers is the most important - you still have his card details from when you had to run out and buy him clothes when that girl stole his. You need to order and setup the delivery 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Remus: I’m not happy with this. It’s messy. And the poor gloves
Kuny: ha ha not worry remmy gloves have seen badder things 😛
Sirius: we don’t want to know. 😖
Wednesday 8.33 am
James: good morning my fellow pranksters. Behold - the whipped cream bonanza is on the horizon. Everyone know what they’re doing?
Olli: we just charged a ridiculous amount of money for overnight shipping of whipped cream. I don’t even know how timmers did it. It’s a lot of money. 😖
Remus: oh if only you were all hockey millionaires......😳
Dumo: 😂 oh remus I love you!
Sirius: hands off dumo. You got Celeste.
Remus: I love you too dumo. But the vein on pads forehead is not looking good. Lay off
Timmers: ohhhh you don’t wanna share remmy????????? You know he’s seen us all naked a lot. He had to do physio on Kuny when he pulled his groin a few months ago. Also that was not an ice injury - I still want to know what happened 👀👀👀
Kuny: heheheh eheheh not tell 😛😛😛😛
Olli: timmy lay off. We’ve all seen Kuny naked and not just in the showers. I believe Russians are allergic to clothes. And don’t tease cap.
Sirius: thanks Olli. I knew you had my back.
Remus: Kuny’s excessive nudity aside. Are you sure this is a good idea? He’s going to be pissed 😬
Timmers: Olli!!! I thought you were my best friend and brother 😭 you wound me
Olli: shut up and gear up. It’s suspicious we’re all texting and I swear to god @kuny stop giggling like a girl. He knows something is up. He’s trying to read over your shoulder 🤣
Kuny: oh I fix this 😈👻
James: okay lets move. Kuny got him in a headlock. Great job buddy. Let’s just wait till he’s dragged him out of the locker room.
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Wednesday 2.11 pm
Nadotheman: you are ALL fucking dickheads. I’ll give you the fucking massive box of whipped cream was fun. But whoever thought it was funny to put in my gloves is dead. I will find you and I will kill you. 😡
Prongstar: whatever do you mean, dear boy? 😇
Nadotheman: fuck off you jerk. I KNOW you were part of this. And I know mr the English language fails me when convenient over there was too 😡
RussianGod: Nado is mad.😂🙈
Blizzard: I swear the video of you is golden. That’s going on YouTube and it’s gonna be an instant hit. 🤪
Eliascookie: I just loved how he pulled on one glove and then the next. Like it wouldn’t be there too?
Nadotheman: i swear to fucking Godzilla if anyone put this on Dolores I’ll cut of your dick and shove it in your ear.
Bradygunz: calm down. You’re such a diva. Also how would that work?
Nadotheman: am not. And shut up. It’s a metaphor
Dumodad: yes. Now shush and let’s watch the tape. Coach is talking 🤓
KrisVolley: that’s a bad metaphor. 🤓
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Wednesday 2.33 pm
Nado: hey Remus. I wanna get back at them. Can I have some tiger balm?
Remus: no. You’re not doing that one. It’s bad. And that’s not funny.
Nado: I wasn’t going to. Just okay fine but I wanna get back at them? Who did it. I know James and kunty but. Who else?
Remus: I don’t wanna be involved in your prank war ☺️ and I would make sure to check your credit statement
Nado: pleaseeee.
Nado: waIT WHAT? You weRE IN ON THIS? Remus??!!!!!! I thought we were firendsss
Remus: I have no idea what you’re talking about 😆
Nado: 😳😳😳😳😳😳 first Olli now you. Is no one safe in this world anymore? I swear if the two of you ganged up. We’d not stand a chance.
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Thank you all so much for your likes, reblogs and comments. I am so grateful and you are all beautiful! Thank you 🙏🏻
These chats are now my official love letters to @lumosinlove’s amazing sweater weather characters. I love these people.
To my favorite support people: @wxlfstxrx and @siriuslyqueer - thank you! These are for you.
To clear up any confusion; RussianGod is Kuny. Because that’s what the ladies call him. His words, not mine.
So - the first official sweater weather chat!
Sweater weather chat #1
This week on sweater weather chats
Kuny falls in love. Nado pretends he has allergies. Natalie wants to adopt. Kasey is the best. Logan should really sleep. Sunny takes one for the team. There’s a bra in the ceiling fan. Also, who is maurice?
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Monday, 4.56 am.
LoganTremblayzzz changed Sunnyswede to Sunnysideup.
Logantremblayzzz changed OlliDefense to Ollibear
Sunnysideup: why are you awake Logan? It’s the ass crack of fucking dawn. Also stop changing our names. But I like it.
LoganTremblayzzz: why’re u up? I can’t sleep. Got dentist early and my teeth hurt.
Sunnysideup: I got a kid projectile vomiting skittles. Wife got an early start tomorrow so I’m on kid night patrol. Parent life is hard. I have to clean up rainbow colored vomit.
LoganTremblayzzz: 🤢🤢
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Wednesday, 7.39 am.
Kase ❤️: morning my love. Left early and couldn’t bear to wake you. Have a lovely day. I love you.
Wednesday, 8.42 am.
Natty <3: hey babe. Hope training is going well. Pls be honest with remmy ok? I saw you favor your good thigh last night. I’m bringing Kuny to the shelter today. Nado messaged me this morning. Apparently Remmy suggested he not come to the rink cause he seemed depressed. Do you know if he’s seen heather? Ps I’ll get home in time to cook. Love you. Pps you hockey boys are such babies. He’s out for one weeks practice.
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Wednesday 7.45 am.
Nadeau: morning Nat, hope it’s okey I got your number from Kris. Kuny is sad and mopey cause he’s banned from practice and yesterday he moped for 6(?!) hours in the lounge and scared the crap out of a cleaning lady. I know you volunteer at the shelter and I thought puppies might cheer him up
Natalie: hi Nado :) fine. Of course but how am I supposed to get him with me if he’s upset? I’m strong and all but Kuny is a brick wall
Nadeau: Don’t take no for an answer and if he says no just tell him “Maurice”. He’ll know what it means. Don’t ask him. Just. Please and thank you. Also he’s ticklish on his ribs
Natalie: who’s Maurice? I’m intrigued
Nadeau; that’s irrelevant. Please tho. Send me pics I need blackmail material
Natalie: fine. I’ll find out who Maurice is.
Wednesday 9.01 am.
Natalie: why is there a bra in your ceiling fan?
Nadeau; that’s personal. And epic.
Natalie: 🤨 Kuny says we’re fine to take your Porsche
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Wednesday 9.01 am.
Nado: DONT TOUXH MY BABY
Kuny: you wanted me happy. I’m happy in Porsche
Nado: Kuny I swear. I will show everyone the Hawaii photos and I mean it
Kuny: sorry *pic of dashboard in natalie’s car*
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Wednesday 1.46 pm.
Natty <3: can we adopt him? 😍 *photo of kuny in a pile of puppies, sitting cross legged on the floor and lifting one up to kiss*
Wednesday 2.02 pm.
Kase ❤️: I don’t know if a Russian enforcer is the best pet also not sure Maggie is happy to share her humans? But that’s adorable. I’m gonna print it and frame it he’ll never be able to scare any opponent ever again
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Wednesday 2.03 pm.
Kuny: we get cat?
Nado: no. Kuny no cats. I have allergies
Kuny: but. Baby cat in shelter? 😭 we take selfie he he
(Sends pic massive hunky Russian holding tiny fluffy kitten)
Kuny added Natalie to the chat.
Natalie: don’t be a baby. You don’t have allergies, I asked Remus. And kuny is in love and the kitten imprinted. You asked me to entertain him while he recovers from this injury. He’s taking her home. It was either the kitty or a baby alpaca - I thought you’d appreciate the cat. He named her Aya.
Nado: I’m not taking care of it also that’s confidential 😫 my allergies are real. Also wtf is an alpaca? Is that some kind of goat?
Kuny: she is my cat. I take care of her.
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3 days later
RussianGod instagram:
@nadotheman “I don’t want cat”
Picture of nado asleep on the couch with tiny fluffy kitty Aya.
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What is an alpaca? Is it a kind of goat? Stay tuned for the next sweater weather chat.
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