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anon asked: "I saw this post a week ago and I just had to try my luck and request this because this is on my mind for A WHOLE WEEK now. Can I please please request for a dilf cafe au hcs or any format any of you are comfortable with 👀 tysm (I’ve also been imagining kaido in a maid costume *chefs kiss*)"

a/n: written by Lale (@childofblackmaria) <3 HEAVY BREATHING yes omg. you don't understand how often i dreamt about a dilf maid café which is why i had to take this request and run with it. hope you enjoy this as much as i did while writing! thank you so much for the fun request. contains: bit crack, gn!reader, suggestive but not full on smut, lots of baby girls word count: 1k

🤍 dilf maid café AU headcanons

you’ve heard about this rumored secret underground club, but it sounded too good to be true. could it really…?

it was.

your knees are shaking when you walk down the dimly lit stairs, paper lanterns guiding your path. you can already hear muffled music playing from nearby, drowned out by the sound of your own heart hammering in your chest

with the business card in your sweaty hands you walk around the corner and there he was in all his glory…

the dark king, his long white hair in a half bun, dressed in a black and white maid outfit. he was wearing stiletto heels and fishnet thighs, giving you a little smirk with his arms crossed in front of his chest as he musters you up and down

he clearly was the bouncer of this place, taking his job seriously

“first time, huh?” it must have been written all over your face. “password?”

“baby girl.”, you whisper in awe and he gives you an approving nod, taking a step to the side to let you in through a red velvet curtain

“enjoy your stay. our maid Smoker will guide you to your cabin and tell you everything you need to know.”

a grim looking man greets you with a half-hearted curtsy, his blushing cheeks barely visible from the smoke of his two cigars dangling from his lips

he leads you through a long hallway, briefly explaining to you that there are private rooms and also a big main room with different shows throughout the night

right now, there was a tall man with a big pompadour on stage, hosting something that looked like a cooking show? he pulled out a big kitchen knife that was strapped to his leg under his maid outfit and chopped up some vegetables

granted, it turned you on a bit

your private cabin had a luxurious flair, a red velvet sofa with lots of pillows, many golden accents everywhere, it smelled heavenly but also very sinful

your maid Smoker invites you to sit on his lap while he’s showing you all available dilf maids on a tablet, letting you swipe through them until you found the one your heart admired (meanwhile a tall man with long luscious hair in a maid dress walks by and blows you a kiss; you take a mental note to request him the next time)

there were so many dilfs to pick from, some not really your type but that was the beauty of the dilf maid café – there was a dilf for everyone

“ahh, excellent choice. he’ll be there in a few minutes.”, Smoker says while leaving with a little bow, on his way to pick up the next customer at the door

you forget how to breathe while you wait, your heart pounding so heavy in your chest. this was the best gift you could have ever made yourself.

you could hear his laughter from the hallway already, bouncing off the walls, before you could see him

and then there he was, in all his glory, his big smile shining brighter as the sun when he pulls the velvet curtain to the side to step in

“Roger is the name, i’m here to read every wish off your lips tonight.”

he does a little curtsy while lifting the sides of his maid dress up, revealing a lacy garter belt underneath; grinning when he sees you noticing it

to say that you were captured by his presence would be an understatement

you were drawn to him like the moon to the sun, as if he touched your heart and turned it into golden stardust, as if you had known each other for half a life and not just five hot seconds.

that’s just Roger’s charm, everyone falls for him (except an user called “firecracker420” who left a very bad review about the maid café and Roger in particular – made you wonder what happened there)

you noticed quickly that he was a professional but also a big goofball, always teasing you while simultaneously blooming in his job as maid

it felt wrong to be served tea and cake by the pirate king but you also enjoyed it a lot, even more when he asked if you wanted to take a seat on your throne, pointing in his lap

fuck yeah you do

Roger tells you a lot about his job at the dilf maid cafe, that his big boss was a lady who referred to them all as baby girls (they didn’t mind it) and that they initially started the job because Rayleigh had so many debts from gambling but now they sticked with it because it was fun

plus the co-workers are nice (except 1 or 2 who had a bit of anger issues, they can be booked for the tsundere program though and seem to be quite popular)

recently a new superstar came to everyone’s attention, someone who left his villain career behind to earn his blood money the honest way

he was a beast on the pole and his pink lace underwear, but he also looked amazing in a maid outfit

Roger asked if you wanted to have a taste of him and that he could get him from the break room for you

before you can decline it (your heart was already drumming in your chest from Roger‘s presence alone, how could you handle two dilfs at once in one room?) he was already gone through the red velvet curtain

when the curtain is pulled to the side again, you forget how to breathe

his maid dress was slightly too tight, stretching over his broad chest, revealing his tattoos. his long hair was braided into two pigtails, tightened with two pink little bows

he blushed under your gaze, lowering his eyes as he did a little curtsy

your voice was merely a whisper. if this was a dream, you never want to wake up again.

„Kaido.“

#silvers rayleigh #gol d. roger #vice admiral smoker #kaido #denjiro #thatch #one piece x reader #one piece reader insert #one piece headcanons #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #childofblackmaria

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