#stupid fucking cooking show

[pansyfemme]

i think i may hate instagram the most out of all the social medias i use its so fucking boring i cant stay on there for more than 5 minutes. thats probably a good thing but like if it wasnt for it being the most reliable for following irl friends (and a lot of visual artists i like) i would never use that fucking app it puts me to sleep

#all the ‘meme pages’ are so unfunny and 100% stolen shit #i never want to look at that discover or reels page ever. i like mostly use it as a messaging app lmao #i post there but mostly when i have something 2 say to irls #or art. bc it is good for art to a point #tiktok has the worst content by far but i like the vegan cooking video and art supply reviews so i stick around #its just that that stupid fucking app would rather show me infurating garbage than the content i activly search out #tumblr i like the most obviously. best sense of humor. most like minded people. #my usage is a bit much i agree but like idk. other social medias make me feel like i am being deprived of all happiness and this doesnt do #that at the very least

[micromime]

LEAST profitable day

#wes #wes dst #wes dont starve #dst #bro just got off work and now is uh #working again #preconstant wes had to work 7 days a week to me #do you understand my vision #he was a line cook and did mime shit for fun (and some extra coin) #then when he got locked in a box for like 10 years he went mental #he was fucked up before right #but hes extra fucked up now #do you UNDERSTAND me #look at my art boy #my art #he lived in a shitty little apartment that he can hardly afford only because he wanted to live in the city #STUPID #big ass forehead and no brain to show for it #you would get more tips if it didn't look like you wanted to end it all weslie kins

[puppyeared]

footnotes arent enough I need you to talk to me like im fucking Amelia Bedelia

#this isn’t about anything in particular btw. I just have to add a lot of memos when I’m doing things because some things are done a certain #way and it isn’t explained well in the instructions. like my mom has instructions on her baking recipes right #but when it says stuff like add dry ingredients to wet ingredients it also means you don’t dump it in one go you add it slowly by portion #this is probably why I find videos and demonstrations the most helpful when I learn something. like I almost always ask someone to show me #how they do it because there could be something they do that’s already second nature and wouldn’t really be considered in an explanation yk #I don’t think I’m an exception either. when the rice is done cooking I divide it into 4 quarters to bless it #but there are a million ways to divide rice and it makes me think that one persons way of doing it or not doing it all is just as valid #theres also technically no wrong way to divide rice afaik. this means either all ways of dividing rice is safe or valid until we find some #universally terrible way of dividing rice. until that happens nobody really thinks about specifying HOW you divide the rice #source: I have anxiety starting and doing things for the first time because I got way too many people yell at me NONONO WHAT ARE YOU DOING #THATS WRONG while I’m in the middle of doing the thing. I would rather have people think I’m either very stupid or overly specific #than go thru the panic inducing fear of ‘YOURE DOING THIS WRONG OMG WHY DIDNT YOU ASK AHEAD OF TIME THIS WILL BE FUCKED UP FOREVER’ 🧍 #nothing wrong if you don’t give something a second thought because you’re so used to it. but I can and will ask about it and I don’t think I #really should feel bad about it if I don’t know enough to dispute it. idk #the other way around I try to be as specific as possible and word things in a way that people who might not get where I’m coming from will #understand. but the problem with that is my explanations tend to be lengthy and I lose them either way 🗿 #Im. trying to work on that using examples and stuff because they seem to work the best #but if I could write everything down on a word doc and beam it into your melon that would save both of us time and embarassment #im rambling the short version is I have adhd #yapping

[barstoolblues]

anytime a post about eating healthy or “hey junk food is actually bad for you!” or “you need to eat vegetables guys!” i feel crazy like the world that these posts come from is one ive never been to or seen in my life. you’re telling me that you are an adult and dont eat fucking vegetables?

#idk maybe its because i grew up with a granola mom unexposed to diet culture but i cannot. i dont get it #dod you think all healthy esting was fucking. tofurkey and the jazzy vegan cooking show😭😭😭😭😭 are you stupid

[tea-earl-grey]

accept the superior holiday into your hearts

#the benefit of having a small nerdy family who is incredibly neutral about most usamerican stuff #is that dr who day is considered by and large more important than thanksgiving #the only reason we do anything in the first place is that i love a cooking challenge and also my mom is off work #because fuck thanksgiving & racism. celebrate the stupid alien show #doctor who #doctor who day #my posts

[uncaught-coolfish]

Fun fact: When you constantly hate on female, queer, and POC characters because you're just a fucking loser shitting your pants over a white man not being the real hero, no one gives a crap about you pretending it's the other folks who are bigoted.

you want me so bad it makes you look stupid

#rwde #the way the post I just made fucking called it SHQJWKSNSHSH #I’m literally cooking pancakes and you’re asking for waffles. You cuntsucking bitch get off my blog #“Hate on” awwww sorry for hurting the fictional pixels you kin’s feelings. I’ll be better. Hey Blake your hair looks great lemme— #whisper into my monitor Real Quick #And whose the white man in particular? Your crowd sure uses that terminology a lot #I’m glad you at least read my post though. Fun fact: compliment! Don’t take it too far though you’re still fucking stupid #You think I’m pretending about anything? Did I pretend about RT being racist? Transphobic? Did I? Did I nonnie genuinely? #I hope your fucking show gets cancelled and all the people who have been hurt making it get better jobs. #Shrimple as that. Now get the fuck off my blog.

[rintoki]

Hi I'm sorry I don't mean to be rude but could you consider tagging your posts more thoroughly? For context your posts showed up on my feed, 'based on your likes' despite having a lot of x reader tags filtered. And respectfully I am going to block you because it's really not my kind of content (though I'm not judging you for it or anything). I just feel that more thorough tagging would both help you with engagement and also help other people to not see content they don't want to. I know I'm not entitled to you doing anything with your own blog and I know how to curate my experience here already, but just a suggestion? Well, I won't see your blog again personally regardless, so I wish you well I suppose ._.'

guys !!!! my first negative (?) ask after running this blog for 1 and a half years ‼️‼️ i’m so sad it’s not even about my writing i’m not problematic enough :(

#bro thinks they’re a social media analyst #damn you kinda cooked with that maybe you should go work for tumblr to fix the very issue you’re complaining about #honestly #if this person was half as smart as how they tried to sound #they would know that things showing up on ‘based on your likes’ is entirely out of the control of the original poster #and that filtered tags don’t work for shit #because the tumblr algorithm prioritises things that you like FIRST #and people you follow before filtered tags #which fucking stupid but i don’t run this app so #like i’ve seen a lot of stuff on my dash that i don’t want to see either #but i know it’s not the OP’s fault that the algorithm put their stuff on my page #not to mention you can literally turn off ‘based on your likes’ is crazy #like i get it i like pretending to be stupid too #but some of you are stupid beyond comprehension #like bro really thought that they are special enough to come crying to me about it #and blocking me right after too LMAO i guess they really wanted to have the last word #i can’t believe this is my first hate ask #complaining to me about a tumblr dev problem #i’m so disappointed

[toytulini]

idk. picky eater rights. im coming to your events and turning my picky bitch nose up at your fancy ass desserts you spent a bajillion hours working over in the kitchen and asking if i can find like a basic ass brownie with no extra flairs or ingredients or steps or whatever the fuck. cry about it. stop trying to feed me

#toy txt post #they gotta have some picky eater bitches be the judges on those food competition shows i stg #sorry for committing the unforgivable sin of my tastebuds didnt enjoy the food you made. it was intended as a personal slight actually #i am trying to offend you for real. yeah. thats definitely whats happening. god/sssss #like god irl if i dont like food you made ill try to be fuckin gracious about it buf dont fucking get mad at me for like. idk. prepping my #own foods you percieve as worth less or whatever the fuck. ppl are so fucking weird about food. #honestly guy on prev post didnt even dislike the cake it sounded like but was just experiencing the human emotion of disappointment #when the little specific joy he was looking forward too was not what he expected. if she had asked him 'do you mind if i make a similar cake #that is not the exact same as the one you asked for? maybe he wouldve been fine cos he wouldnt have been looking forward to that specific #thing. OR maybe he wouldve said if youre not going to make this very specific one im looking forward to then dont bother i dont want you #wasting the time and effort and then she wouldnt have been mad. or maybe she wouldve. ppl do get weird about that kind of thing #maybe saying that wouldve been a crime too. guess that dumb asshole shouldve shut up and eaten his stupid cake and enjoyed it and said #nothing. a recipe for happiness #anyway. hot take ig stop putting nuts in desserts. alllergy havers will prolly thank you but you know who else will thank you? #every day i see takes about food that make me think i really should be more of a picky bitch eater on maim to knock yall pretentious #food fuckers down a peg tbh. every day i resist the urge but god how yall test me. let me be the judge on a cooking show. #weird assholes who are rude abt ppl having allergies or sensory issues: come here. im going to break you #anyway more of us picky bitches who are picky just for like. casual reasons. we should he loud picky bitches on main. if a cook or baker or #whatever can accommodate my picky bitch ass thats difficult to feed for no reason we can be sure they can accommodate allergy havers #and ppl w medical restricted diets. if they can be gracious about me just not vibing w the food then they can def be gracious about more #sensitive reasons. yea i could choke down the food i dont like probably. it wouldnt make me throw up or send me to the hospital. but why #should i? if youre an asshole to me about simply not liking your shit then why the hell would i feel safe disclosing medical info to your #bitch ass? why would i trust you to follow it? and not try to sneak some shit in bc you think you know better about food? #anyway #picky eater rights. let ppl be picky for no apparent reason. cos the ppl who have uwu Good Valid Reasons(tm) dont fucking owe you that #explanation

[psychoticwillgraham]

mom during the first scene that will and hannibal interact in after hannibal smiles at him: 'oh... he's gonna DESTROY that man, i just know it'

me: *evil little chuckle*

#and she said the same thing about nobody getting the cannibal puns #'are they legitimately stupid?? IT'S SO GODDAMN OBVIOUS!!' #she can handle the gore and intense performances but the one thing that bugs her #is the lack of of self awareness of the characters #she just went 'there's no damn way that they don't at least suspect him slightly' #i regret to inform her that they rlly are just kinda stupid #but told her that it makes the payoff in the end so much better #also every time they show hannibal cooking and eating she just makes #a little gagging noise and cringes #oh honey it gets SO much worse #she also got mad at me bc i kept trying to talk during it #bc i was just SO fucking excited to share my special interest with her

[twodlover]

since people can't stay on their line, why don't we start sharing hcs?

one of my favorites is that kai knows how to cook but he pretends he doesn't (cause he likes to use his powers to do it instead of, you know, doing it the normal way) so only nya knew about it.

untill a day he sees lloyd a little down and he decides to cheer him up with a warm hot chocolate with marshmallows (that he roasted with his power hehe) and a sandwich with a tasty filling (i'm low on cooking ideas, imagine ur fave thing here).

so !! it became a secret between them, since kai didn't wanted cooking as one of his chores. from that time, lloyd and nya are the only ones who know and they both love to annoy kai to make some comfort food for them just to eat something made from someone who them love (in their own ways).

(also can u imagine lloyd asking for a cup pudding while kissing kai's face — cause kai is grumpy and does not want to get up from the couch and away from their cuddling — because he both wants to eat something sweet and wants to watch his boyfriend on the kitchen?)

#greenflame #ninjago #it's soft greenflame time for me but u guys can make it angstier or funny or stupid in love !! #also adding some brother and sister bounding cause sometimes the show lacks these #no but kai making food for his two most important people??? makes me soft as fuck #he is better at making simple food like the things we eat when we lunch but he also knows his ways doing some sweets #he isn't even a top tier cook but nya and lloyd love what he makes anyway #p.s.: yes i am a weak bitch for domesticy #now i remembered another hc i have that involves kai's (lack of on the canon lmao) skill of mading things on the forge + #+ but i will talk about it another day

[hecksupremechips]

It is annoying the people on that friend breakup finale poll who think that just cuz grace/simon are cartoon characters they’re like. Just obviously lesser and there’s no way their story could be as crazy or complicated as the characters from the live action horror show and that everyone who wants them to win is a childish loser who only watches baby shows and therefore has invalid opinions

#this is just a grrrrr rant but like aaaaghh #stop being so damn pretentious #like lesbian cannibalism sounds awesome as hell thats so up my alley i have to check them out absolutely #but people thinking that cuz IT is a cartoon it couldnt POSSIBLY be #fucked up in a comparable way is just really annoying #cuz its just people having this mentality of ‘haha look at these stupid tumblr users watching baby shows thinking its dark or sophisticated’ #and idk getting off to being soooooo mature for watching big boy adult shows #dude does it feel good to be on the cringe website laughing at other people for being cringe #do you feel strong now #have you stopped crying yourself to sleep #are you a rich successful lawyer getting hamburgers cooked by your loser high school bullies #does the burger taste good are you happy are you having fun on tumblr

[crutchie-morris]

canning is fucking hard as shit y’all

#we discovered that the people who lived in this house before us planted a grape vine! so I said oh I’ll make jelly #i picked the grapes yesterday because they were already overripe and we had to use them or lose them #and then I sorted them to only use the least overripe ones and squished and cooked them down yesterday #then bought mason jars and pectin today only to find that our pot is too short to sterilize the jars #so I need either smaller jars or a bigger pot #so I decided to just strain the juice for tonight and worry about the jar thing tomorrow #which straining the juice took forever and made an absolute disaster mess of my kitchen #so I cleaned that up finally after straining juice forever #also once I got all the solids out I have less than 4 cups of juice. from three and a half pounds of grapes!!! #so i don’t even have enough grape juice for the jelly recipe I was using now because ????? our grapes didn’t have any fucking juice in???? #i might just go buy strawberries tomorrow and make refrigerator jam and give up on the grapes #i just need some kind of win on this stupid canning front #or I could buy a bigger pan and try to keep trucking on the grapes but that seems. really fucking annoying. #maybe I’ll just add a buttload of sugar and call it grape juice and my roommates and I can all taste it and go ‘hmm that tastes bad’ #and then throw it away #or I could save myself the time and dump it down the sink now!!! also a choice!!! #anyway. in terms of jelly we have no jelly despite MANY HOURS OF EFFORT #just kidding it was like three #but that’s still too many hours to have nothing to show for it #delaney talks to statues

[alartes-draws]

anyone know how to deal with the crippling anxiety of leaving for college and moving across the country i know i chose this life but my god 😃

#the fear of leaving something here at home and never seeing it ever again: 😃 #the fear of leaving something at home and parents selling it even when i specifically told them not to: 😃 #leaving all my trinkets and sillies at home: 😃 #half of one of luggage being my stuffed animals because the thought of leaving them makes me burst into actual real tears: 😃 #the stress of keeping luggage under a certain weight vs needing to bring enough clothes to be slay plus needing cold weather clothes #the knowledge that these will be the last few days i will have my mothers cooking for a while #all of my friends going to different places #this fucking sucks LMAOO #who said this was allowed #i fucking hate this LOL #i just want to be like 13 again LMAOOO #and the crippling loneliness of knowing i will most likely be the only filipino kid in the entire city LOL #dont get me wrong i dont regret choosing the college i did and im excited and my roommate is super nice but #god LMAO . #it keeps on hitting me in waves istg ive been trying not to think about it too hard but im almost done packing and this is the worst ever #im so fucking SAD LOL QKKDJSKJDJSNF I HATE THIS #i just want to be in 9th grade again and stay up until 3 watching stupid shows and have my biggest worry be bio class #and i want to have lunch everyday with my silly friends and make dumb nerdy jokes about stuff we learned in class #and i dont want to leave my sibling and jfc im pouring my heart out in fucking tumblr tags this is pathetic LOL BUT GOD. #just accidentally typed 'lola' instead of 'lol' and was hit with the realization that i wont see my lola and lolo or my aunt for a while #and this is so fucking stupid LMAO im already missing my friends and the concept of making friends #in college is fun and nice but makes me way too fucking sad LOL #not to be emo but christ !!!!!!! #and im still not over how i probably wont eat any real filipino food for ages after i leave #and its making me so fucking sad like its kinda dumb but filipino food is such a comfort for me #and the idea that i wont have easy access to it . is making me want to scream and throw up and cry #anyways. im so fucking sad LOLLLLLL #i miss my friends and i miss my family and i miss my room (currently sitting in it) and i miss my moms cooking and i miss my bed (in it rn) #this is so fucking sad LMAO anyways ill probs delete this #vent

[sableunavailable]

why is greek mythology Like That

#got a project cooking #will post art once my wrist is out of this stupid fucking splint #odysseus shows up btw #yall like him right

[controlaltdelete-my-existence]

early db is soo underrated like you have kid goku being an absolute menace bulma gives a pig a permanent laxative then later gets turned into a carrot. a blue creature of indeterminable species keeps ordering around a dog in a ninja costume and a hot chick he found from a damn spy ad in the newspaper and goku straight up strands some motherfuckers on the moon until the end of time. Goofy as hell

#what was toriyama cooking genuinely #I love you kid goku I love you bulma goku sibling dynamic fuck it even Yamacha and puar are endearing #it’s just so silly and generally just good vibes (besides all the perv shit ofc) #dragon ball #on my rewatch and it’s just a good comfort show #not to mention the stupid ass episode cards #me: gee I wonder what will happen this episode #dragon ball episode 10 episode card: the dragon balls are stolen #some funky ass situation: happens #bulma: not to worry Goku can take care of it #Goku: plz feed me #oolong: why am I surrounded by weirdos #puar: yamcha what are we doing #yamcha: why are women so scary #bulma: Goku they’re trying to kill us! #goku: ohh scary (actual quote) #god he was such a little gremlin I love u baby goku #Goku: *says something stupid then proceeds to kick ass* will someone feed me now