my boyfriends family was over earlier and out of nowhere during the conversation his parents were like “omg let’s all weigh ourselves as a game!” and grabbed a scale and his super tiny mom steps on the scale and announces her weight and then his dad tells me, clearly the most overweight person in the room, to weigh myself next and i got upset and just left like i can’t tell if that’s the most tone deaf thing ever or if they were genuinely trying to embarrass me in front of everyone. who the fuck decides to compare weights as a game
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when i die i hope i come back as a beautiful microscopic granule of sand
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thom
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this excerpt means everything to me you don’t understand
from The Solitude of Prime Numbers by Paolo Giordano, 2008
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sometimes i’ll be going about my day and then i’ll remember that in spanish they call their partner/soulmate “mi media naranja” (my half-orange) and i have to just. sit for a second
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it’s like when i choose to see the good side of things, i’m not being naive. it’s strategic and necessary. it’s how i learned to survive through everything btw. if you even care
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happy american psycho bone meat monday
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i hate you fast fashion i hate you trend alerts i hate you tiktok ‘alt’ fashion i hate you fashion nova i hate you shein i hate you aesthetic guides i hate you pleather ♥️
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hannibal was so ahead of his time for falling in love with a man and his immediate reaction to the realization being “i have to eat him” like yeah you know what. that’s the proper reaction to realizing you’re in love with someone. say that king
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christmas advent calendar but every morning instead of getting a small piece of chocolate it’s a little cigarette
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