#still working on little bits and pieces of different asks ✌️

[complete-clownery]

Okay I wont get to work on this any longer tonight so imma just post this

So this morning I have realised some stuff about my Macaque home hc

So first of all you can see the human disguised Macaque with Bai He,

and so Bai He wasnt there or "planed into the house" three days ago, but I decided that, that just wont do, I want her with Macaque, so im going to have to go back and alter my original ideas so it would fit the concept of Bai He also living there with Macaque (I have quit a lot of ideas for that, but ill get to them when I have the time)

But its not the main reason I wanted to talk about this even with half finished ideas under constructuion in my head

The big thing you already saw the random old lady and the antic Store/shop, so its no suprise im going to talk about that a for a bit,,, not a lot tho cuz I dont really got the energy for this

Soo--- She does not have a name, but Ill work on that, shes not fully thougt out, but nothing really when it comes to my ideas and headcanons (its kinda like eating halfbaked dough)

so shes 73 years old divorced lady running a little antic shop in the outer cirkles of Megapolis. I was thinking maybe it was her who originally selled the whole building to Macaque and rented the free space under the dojo.

She has a daughter and a grandkid (didn't decide on gender yet)

Shes kinda inspired by @/ladygreenfrisbee's oc in the fanfiction sunbreak, a snarky but sweet old lady whos not taking any shit from the brooding, shadow the hedgehog wannabe.

When she was younger she worked in a Museum in Megapolis, working with antient historical artifacts and megical weapons, but she pretty much knew everything about anything in there, with history and old stories being one of her passions,

Thus after she retired she decided to open and antic store. Even tho its an antic store, she can be one of those people that you bring an old piece of furniture or object in and they can tell you if its legit or not. She is also willing to trade and buy stuff from you if its to her likings. She's fair and not a con artist, she has just enough money for herself and thats completely fine by her, shes a simple woman when it comes to living.

She has a ton of degrees, Dr. And Phd tytels and what nots, extreamly smart and knows a lot about history and mytology and different eras of the past, making it easier for her and Macaque to connect over old stuff.

Also I was thinking, even tho she couldnt tell that Macaque was the Six Eared Macaque himself, she knew that they were wearing glamours, She studied artifects and worked with demons who were experts on the field of magics and glamours, she knows her shit

And even tho She had a decent relationshipp with Macaque I dont think Macaque would willingly let her see his true form, maybe after he was very exhausted, and injured after a fight they couldnt hold it up and were like-- fuck it who cares (maybe it was after the final fight with LBD) and she obviously knew who they were imidietly seeing his Six ears (that even tho he let her see one time hé continued to glamour like he would usually, only letting go of their human disguise)

So after that she would start asking him a whole lot of questions about the past and what was it like, carefully avoiding the questions involving the great sage equal to heaven, cuz she knew what happend from jttw

But yeah Macaque found it funny how a child and an old lady are looking at him with similar shimmer to their eyes as they interrogate him on the past

She loves a good tea and has her own little blends that calm the nerves and ease muscle pain and stuff like that. After She and Macaque became more friendly with eachother she gifted them some tea that helps him fall asleep better and relax. Macaque checked them for poison twice and couldnt find anything, but still wasnt willing to drink from them until he had a very fucked up breakdown yippeee ✌️

After Macaque lived there for some years they somewhat warmed up to eachother, they would hold little tea paties and talk about stuff (annoying husbands and divorce) after Bai He started living with Macaque these tea parties increased in numbers, sometimes the ladys grandchild joining in when Grandma was watching over them, maybe they get along well with Bai He, maybe they had a rocky begining to their friendshipp, but they warmed up to eachother and now are pretty good friends (maybe, ill think about it more)

BUT!!! this was it for now its already 2:40 am and im waking up at 6:40 so even tho I have more to say ill be going now

Bye thank you for reading ✌️☺️

#clowning ∆ #clown does art #lego monkey kid macaque #lego monkey kid #lego monkey kid oc #lmk headcanon #lmk bai he #lmk #lmk oc

[hungry-tum-stuff]

Introducing: Bix and Tahir!

These are the fellas from my most recent writing piece on this blog, and I just wanted to write up a little post with some background information on them as well as some fun facts!

Bixita “Bix” Meliaki

Credit to BrightGoat for the picrew!

Bix is a harpy! He’s a humanoid, but there are some key differences. Most notably his wings that are just about as tall as he is, his feathered ears, and his talons that he has instead of feet.

In addition to how different he looks, he’s a bit different internally as well. Harpies are smaller creatures (standing about 5’2 on average) seeing as they have to remain small enough to fly. So naturally have small stomachs, but they also have fast metabolisms so they can digest food quickly both to give them energy and ensure they’re never too full to fly. (Unless they seriously overeat) So in order to stay healthy, harpies need to eat more often than a person would.

Bix is an amputee. He lost his right leg when he was a child, and he has a prosthetic made from a vulture’s leg that he has enchanted with necromancy to act like his own. However, the enchantment breaks when Bix is under too much stress, and it costs a lot of energy to recast. So if he’s too tired or hungry, he simply won’t be able to recast the enchantment and get his leg working again.

Bix is also a trans man. He doesn’t like how ‘feminine’ his full name sounds so he prefers to go by his nickname, and there was no need for top surgery either because. Birds don’t have tits ✌️

He is a huge grump, and he’s got quite the temper and dirty mouth despite his ‘angelic’ features. Tahir likes to think this is because the harpy is ‘perpetually hangry,’ which is mostly true because he seems to calm down quite a bit after a good meal.

Tahir: Crown Prince of the Undercommons

Tahir is a Drow: or a dark elf. He was born and raised in the Undercommons: The land beneath the surface. And due to his title, he’s slated to rule it one day. He’s still quite young, (Only 23) and he’s spent most of his life just learning about the world and how to rule a kingdom. He has very little practical knowledge.

The one real special racial feature that he has is his night vision: His eyes are adjusted for dark environments so he can see very well at night or without the help of a torch or fire!

However, he is very book-smart and he’s naturally curious. He likes learning, and he approaches life with a very open mind. He’s not naive though, the harsh environment of the Undercommons taught him that much growing up. He was also trained to use a sword and a bow to protect himself if the need ever arose, so he’s pretty dexterous and quite good in a fight.

He has a very gentle nature. Despite being trained to fight, he doesn’t like fighting and he’d rather avoid conflict as much as possible. At the end of the day, he believes actions speak louder than words. Sometimes this can create an issue when he fails to speak up for himself. Bix evens him out in that regard, because the harpy is absolutely not afraid to speak up.

He has a surprisingly good sense of humor. While Bix relies on vulgarity, Tahir makes quick-witted jokes that usually take Bix a second to process.

That’s all for now I think!! If you’d like to know any more about them, please feel free to send me an ask!! Otherwise, I’ll try to put out some more writing for these two before classes start back up. <3

#original characters #harpy character #drow character #high fantasy #writing

[uwurakax]

200 followers event ♡

Hey, hey, hey all! ♡

oh my gosh, so while i was under (just wisdom teeth removal, no one cares but 😜✌️), I reached 200 followers so I thought while I can’t do what I normally do i’d hold an event yay! So lucky for you all i know 🤪 it’s a special day, so whoop whoop!!

{list of stories for this event here}

♡ {but i’ll take this time to say thank you all so much! 🥺whether you follow for my smau’s, aesthetics, my now new writing pieces or kareshi translations i just want to say it makes me so happy! can’t smile so i’m smiling in spirit ok! and i’d love to be more interactive. thank you so much for showing an interest in any of my posts 🥺💕}

the event: for the 200 follower event, i decided to split it into 2. feel free to do both! again totally wanna do more interaction! i’m way to shy irl and online but willing to try! ♡

status: closed

part one: so the first part of the event is writing/drabbles! they will be (haikyuu character) x reader {this is what i am most comfortable with}. to be a part of it, just do the following: ♡

send in a song or you can be more specific with a song lyric or lyrics

add in a haikyuu character 💕✨

if you’d like the reader to have no specific gender please let me know, otherwise i will default to fem!reader

i’ll write a little short story/drabble based on the lyrics or vibe of the song with the character you choose (the lyrics will not be specifically in the song just vibes)

you can be a bit more specific with the request! if you had a feeling during the song and want that added feel free! i am pretty lenient hehe 😜

rules:

❥ please keep it to one song per request! i however will accept 2 different lines/lyrics from different or the same songs (you can also totally request as many times as you want! the more the merrier! yayay)

❥ you can also request a song, and have the feel of it, but want a specific line in correlation to the story (for example; you can request off the table by ariana grande and say you really like the lyric ‘cause i aint her and you aint him thankfully’)

❥ if you request a song, i will listen to it and get the feel/vibes along with the lyrics, but if you just request lyrics I won’t

❥ you can add more than one haikyuu character if the song calls for it (for example any songs about infidelity #sorry 😜)

❥ also please note that i unfortunately cannot write for a male!reader. no gender specified is okay however!

❥ i will also not write (haikyuu character) x (haikyuu character) - sorry about that but i know i’ll be bias, and i would prefer to stray away from any ships {this keeps us all happy 😊}

❥ the drabbles/stories will also only be SFW! i can write suggestive or implied, but i’m not comfortable writing explicit work. thanks for understanding 💕

(i listen to pop songs - take that with what you will lol)

examples:

hi! can i please request that’s what i like by bruno mars with daichi?

can i please have osamu & suna with the song unfaithful by rihanna?

can i request kyōtani with the lyrics “if i got locked away, and we lost it all today, tell me honestly would you still love me the same?”

hey, can i pls get “just dancing the night away, boy you feel like a holiday” and “know my love infinite, nothing i wouldn’t do” with kita?

⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

part two: don’t want a story? all good! feel free to chat or whatever haha. can send anything you want i don’t care nor mind. wanna ask something? go for it - i just wanna chat and have more interaction with my antisocial self. wanna thirst and simp over any of the haikyuu boys *cough* oikawa *cough* feel free! let’s be friends :D ✌️

❥ feel free to add in a question/s if you request anything also!

just thanks again so much! if not for tumblr/haikyuu i wouldn’t have gotten back into writing and i forgot how much i actually enjoy/love it.

<lmao imagine this flops and no one does this and then i’m sat here like🧍‍♀️bwahhahaha! i don’t care (lol i actually do) so whether you do or don’t just know i appreciate all the same this is mainly just a thank you! lots of love and kithes!>

#*˖ ⊹ event ⟶ 200 followers ⋅ #haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #haikyuu!! x reader #hq!! x reader #haikyuu x you #hq x you #haikyuu!! x you #hq!! x you #200 followers #200 follower event