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#still prob less worse than the actual timeloops tho tbf
meamiiikiii · 3 months
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The most important question for the modern office au, what is the office doing like what’s the actual job? Also why’s a kid here!
Ooo!!
To answer the first part, I’m gonna break it a lil further into two segments, the company the office is underneath, and the office itself!
For the company, I like to think it’s a chain type store that focuses on arts & crafts stuff to sell. From various paints, to fabrics, to wood crafts, the list goes on and on!
For the actual office the team works at, rn I am thinking of a regional office with teams that relate their work to stores within the region it resides in. So like all the financials / logistics / infosys / human resources / etc etc for the region they reside? Handled by the office the gang works in.
Specifically, for Siffrin & their team, I’m thinking they handle a lot of the analysis related to financial trends of products being sold. So they would handle stuff like:
Parsing through the financial data retrieved from stores to ensure no errors in data.
Staring at excel every day and questioning your life choices.
Congregating that data into pretty graphs and trends to show to others for reports every month. Pretty colors!! So much information!! 
Reporting their findings every month to higher-ups in the region so they can make decisions on stuff to focus on selling.
Deal with people setting meetings for things that they literally do not handle but keep getting asked about anyway constantly. *stares directly at The King*
And perhaps even general bookkeeping work for product sales that also happen every month, for legal reasons.
So, in short, they’re kinda Product (Arts & Crafts Items) Trends Analysts? But not formally, prob general analysts that got lumped into here. And need to do that stuff cyclically? Since those trends are used in deciding what to focus on selling every month?  A bit broad, a bit detailed, but uhh yea!! Something like that. 
As for the second part. Bonnie. So true. Why’s a kid here!!!
Two current thoughts, undecided:
Bonnie just Showed Up one day and they sorta hung around long enough to worm their way into the rest of the team’s everyday lives. 
Nille also works in this specific regional office, same as everyone else! Probably on the same team. As such, they sometimes hang around waiting for their sister to be done working.
Regardless though, I also like to think they sneak onto the computers sometimes and block time for snacks on everyone's calendars. It is their job as snack leader, after all!
But yea, those are current thoughts! STC but those are the vibes I think!
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