#stardew valley babygirl smackdown

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Hello, I was a bit bored so here

Stardew valley babygirl smackdown 2024!

I’ve picked the finest adult men of the valley to find out who’s the one who deserves the title of stardew’s pathetic meow meow who’s holding the fandom in a chokehold

(I have no excuse, I’ve written cringier things on purpose)

Round 1, 1/1, 2/1

Shane vs Sebastian

Alex vs Harvey

Sam vs Elliott

willy vs wizard

Morris vs Pierre

Kent vs Demetrius

Linus vs Lewis

Marlon vs Gunther

Tiebreaker for the Morris vs Pierre poll

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv sam #sdv elliott #sdv sebastian #sdv Shane #sdv Alex #pierre sdv #sdv Harvey #sdv Lewis #sdv Linus #sdv Kent #sdv demetrius #sdv wizard #sdv willy #sdv gunther #sdv Marlon #sdv morris #stardew valley babygirl smackdown #bracket tournament #tournament

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Stardew valley babygirl smackdown semifinals 1

Harvey vs Elliott

Propaganda

Harvey

Might be the fusion between Brian Davis Gilbert and Horace Diaz

Elliott

Might be a fusion between Mr Darcy and Ferdinand Von Aegir

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Stardew babygirl smackdown round 1 battle 5

Morris vs Pierre

I am a bioshock fan, so I should love capitalistic men. Not them however, I will rather read my own writing than write something nice about the two bastards. I hope r/fuckpierre finds this and makes sure he has only 3% of the votes. Morris is more of a blank slate. Despite him wanting to destroy the culture of pelican town

#stardew valley babygirl smackdown #round 1 #polls #stardew valley #sdv #sdv Morris #sdv Pierre #tournament poll #fandom tournament #character tournament #tumblr tournament #bracket tournament #tournament

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STARDEW VALLEY BAYGIRL SMACKDOWN ROUND 2 BATTLE 1

SEBASTIAN VS HARVEY

PROPAGANDA

Sebastian

pro: I feel in love with an emo boiii

con: Someone in round 1 said shane vs sebastian was the sans vs reigan of the stardew fanbase. Someone else then pulled up several mods that made Shane into Sans but none that made Seb into Reigan

Harvey

pro: just look at him

con: ned flanders

#stardew valley babygirl smackdown #bracket tournament #tournament poll #tumblr tournament #character tournament #polls #sdv harvey #sdv sebastian

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Stardew babygirl smackdown round 1 battle 3

Sam vs Elliot

Sam pros & cons

Pros

Skater

Great big brother

Silly

Golden retriever boy

Cons

Man child

Plays wonderwall to flirt with you

Delinquent

Portrait sprite looks like Kraft mac and cheese

Elliott pros and cons

Pros

Writes books

Likes fancy stuff

Plays piano

Friends with the lovely fisherman

Cons

Thinks he’s either Mr Darcy or a fire emblem character

Plays the river flows in you to flirt with you

Maybe a merman is disguise

Has luscious hair despite living in a small cabin

#these two are my faves so I’m going to vote for Elliott #stardew valley #sdv #sdv sam #sdv elliott #polls #stardew valley babygirl smackdown #round 1 #tumblr tournament #bracket tournament #tournament #tournament poll #character tournament #fandom tournament

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Stardew babygirl smackdown round 1 battle 2

Alex vs Harvey

Alex pros & cons

Respects his elders

Kinda a himbo

sells ice cream

Introspective arc about masculinity

Cons

Kinda stupid

Peaked in high school

That one ball line

I’ve never seen you walk your dog Alex

Harvey pros & cons

Pros

Educated

Has a job

Loves planes

Fusion between Brian Davis Gilbert and Horace Diaz from mighty med

Cons

Pathetic

Can’t dance

Kisses you while you’re in a hot air balloon without asking (guys, this was just me making fun of the people treating Elliott’s 10 heart event like a true crime podcast. I WAS UNWARE OF THE SAME TREATMENT FOR HARVEY LIKE COME ON THEYRE PIXELS😭)

Likes pickled pumpkin

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv Alex #sdv Harvey #polls #stardew valley babygirl smackdown #round 1 #tumblr tournament #bracket tournament #yes the Harvey con is me to everyone who has beef with Elliott’s 10 heart event #tournament #tournament poll #character tournament

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Stardew valley babygirl smack down grand final!

Harvey vs Linus

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Stardew valley baby girl smack down round 1 battle 5

TIEBREAKER

Morris vs Pierre vs George

(Anti) Propaganda

At least Morris can be a sugar daddy 🙄✋

Morris has willingly subsumed himself to the JoJa corporate brand, stripping away every aspect of his personality that does not increase value for shareholders. Someone so hollow and soulless could never be babygirl.

There’s none for Pierre and none for George

Btw this is my first tiebreaker to exist. In my almost a year now of making tournaments….

THIS IS WHAT I START WITH

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv Morris #pierre sdv #sdv george #stardew valley babygirl smackdown #bracket tournament #tournament poll #tumblr tournament #character tournament #polls #round 1 #tiebreaker

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Stardew babygirl smackdown round 1 battle 7

Linus vs Lewis

Linus pro

LINUS

Lewis con

Lewis

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Semifinals

Harvey vs Elliott

Kent vs Linus

Round 2

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv elliott #sdv harvey #sdv Kent #sdv Linus #stardew valley babygirl smackdown

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Round 2!

Let’s see who will become the most poor meow meow of this round

Thursday 22/1

Sebastian vs Harvey

Elliott vs Willy

George (he won the tie breaker) vs Kent

Linus vs Marlon

Round 1

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv elliott #stardew valley babygirl smackdown #bracket tournament #sdv sebastian #sdv Harvey #sdv linus #sdv george #sdv Kent #sdv Marlon

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Stardew babygirl smackdown round 1 battle 8

Marlon vs Gunther

Marlon pros and cons

Pros

Knows how to fight

Would be a way better boyfriend to Marnie than Lewis!

Cons

Not giftable :(

Gunther

Pros

Booksmart

Fancy clothes

Cons

NO GUNTER YOU CANT HAVE MY DAMN DINO EGG!

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv gunther #sdv marlon #stardew valley babygirl smackdown #round 1 #polls #tumblr tournament #bracket tournament #tournament #tournament poll #fandom tournament #character tournament

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Stardew babygirl smackdown round 1 battle 6

Kent vs Pierre (aka the dilfoff)

Kent pros and cons

Pros

Dilf

Wife’s hot

The only decent dad to both of his kids

Knows how to kill someone

Cons

Ate the fish :(

Could do so much better than Jodi (like me, im here Kent)

Sends bombs in the mailbox, why do you have bombs in the shed Kent? Don’t you dislike them?

Demetrius pros and cons

Pros

You can mod him into Megamind

Wife’s hot

Science

Cons

Only a great dad to one of his kids

Listen the only good bad stepdad is Ron Stampler from Dungeons and Daddies, and you ain’t Ron.

Robin, you can do better (I’m not being biased, you’re hot and you should be with me instead. That’s it)

#stardew valley babygirl smackdown #stardew valley #sdv #sdv Kent #sdv demetrius #polls #round 1 #tournament poll #fandom tournament #character tournament #tumblr tournament #bracket tournament

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Stardew valley babygirl smackdown round 2 battle 3

George vs Kent

George propaganda

Kent propaganda

Pro: dilf

Con: ate the fish

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv george #sdv Kent #polls #stardew valley babygirl smackdown #bracket tournament #tournament poll #tumblr tournament #character tournament #round 2

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Stardew Valley Babygirl Smackdown round 2 battle 4

Linus vs Marlon

Propaganda

Neither are Lewis!

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STARDEW VALLEY BABYGIRL SMACKDOWN ROUND 1 BATTLE 4

Willy vs The Wizard

Willy pros & cons

Pros

Lives a quiet peaceful life

Makes you want to support the local small business (looking at you PIERRE)

Somehow befriended the over dramatic guy who speaks like a fire emblem character

Unlike Lewis & Pierre, he has not gotten into a major scandal!

Cons

Somehow got a crab infestation in his shop

Doesn’t mind the 1am eggs we give him

May have fished up a mermaid

I have ran out of bad things to say about him

Wizard pros & cons

Pros

Knows magic

Helps you in many different ways

Probably a dilf

Purple

Cons

Ruined Pierre’s representation (can be read as a positive)

Added con: cheated on his wife

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv Willy #sdv rasmodius #sdv wizard #polls #stardew valley babygirl smackdown #tumblr tournament #bracket tournament #tournament #tournament poll #character tournament #fandom tournament