You know.
I’ve been in a lot of fandoms that are full of shipping wars. But no discourse. I’m the Stanley parable Cause it 1 ship. Who are would they ship the curator nope she not worth it she’s got like no screen time. There nothing to fight about and it kinda nice cause like no shipping wars no one coming in saying nope
I love it
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Stanley trying to cook: [Narrator can you pass me an egg]
Narrator trying to help: how much?
Stanley, saying it as a joke: [half]
Narrator cutting an egg with a knife and giving it to Stanley: here
Stanley: […]
Narrator: why are you looking at me like that.
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My new year resolution is to start posting again, and I’m kicking it off with my piece from @destinationunownzine! I’m so proud to be featured alongside so many other talented artists, one last thanks to the mods for putting it all together
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TSP: NEW SCRIPT AU Stuff
(Stanley and The Narrator AU heights)
Stanley : ["No fair! How dare you guys be taller than me?!"]
Edit: Narrator is 6'4" now- (Stanley: ["Are you kidding me?!"] 😢)
(A Tsundere... Probably)
Narrator : "Me? Care about Stanley? Oh, please. As if I really care for that story wrecking delinquent!"
Also Narrator : "What did you parasites do to Stanley?!"
(At the Beginning)
Stanley : ["It's kindda weird to have another person, in this hell hole. Even if it's just the Narrator."]
(A Problem)
Stanley : ["Is... Is that what's been making the hallway all... glitchy?"]
Narrator : "Unfortunately. We better terminate this one before it starts to multiply."
Stanley : ["MULTIPLY!? What even is that thing!?"]
Narrator : "That, my dear protagonist, is a MALWARE."
(Narrator Eldritch Form)
(The Fruit Parable)
Bananarrator : *grumbling* "This is a story of a fruit named Stanberry- OUGHSCKJHH-! STANLEY, THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS!"
(Stanley Drip)
(need to design better clothes next time)
(The Older Sister)
Curator : *sighs* "This is the umpteenth time the alarms had been blaring in my museum. What have you two been arguing on about now?"
Narrator : "He called me an old man with a gimpy leg!"
Stanley : ["He called me an incompetent 'pillock' whatever that is but knowing the Narrator, I could only guess it's an insult."]
(The Curator gave a sharp glare making them both shut up immediately)
(The Adventure Line™)
Just follow the Line™!
(The Confusion Ending)
(^Consider it a continuation of the art above)
Mariella : "Whoah. Are you two okay?"
Narrator : *grumbling* "Never been better."
Mariella : "Riiightt... Where have you two been anyway? Madame Curator has been tracking you down a couple of resets ago."
Narrator : *cringes* "About that. The Line™ had been quite 'fussy' lately ever since changes had been added in the Parable and we decided to give it™ a little bit of a 'cheering up' and well..."
Mariella : *squints* "Wait, how many times have you guys been doing 'The Confusion Ending'?"
Narrator : "Honestly, I've lost count at around 20-"
*Stanley then fell forward, face planting on the carpeted floor. Snoring away as if nothing happened*
Narrator : "..."
Mariella : "..."
Narrator : "...He's meditating."
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