#speaking of which assassin’s creed black flag is SO good. james kidd i love youuuuu 😭😭😭

[daisychainsandbowties]

I must admit I was slightly out of it when I sent that message, but I would still love you and your obsession with assassins’s creed even if you were a shoe even when I’m with it. I would love to go to Florence with you regardless 😘

- kiss anon

don’t worry i’m permanently acting like an enormous sea creature just spat me onto the deck of a ship, covered in barnacles so the ship’s surgeon (who is cute) has to gently chip them away from my skin leaving raw wounds behind that they wrap in seaweed for purely aesthetic purposes. and then i become a rigging monkey and sleep tangled up in the sails. the girl in the crow’s nest falls in love with me but so does the cute surgeon but it’s okay i have two hands

#speaking of which assassin’s creed black flag is SO good. james kidd i love youuuuu 😭😭😭 #pirate gender is really hitting me today 🥺🥺 #i actually know all the best places to eat in florence now (aka one place where they had this seafood risotto 🤤 #and i’m not telling anyone what kind of seafood was in it because you’ll actually hate me BUT. it was good #also the unending comedy of the other diners like ????? wow this 8 year old is ambitious huh as i cram another delicious [redacted] #into my mouth. but yeah!!! also there’s the cool shop where i got my stone bird skull 😳😳 #i’m just saying i actually would be great to go to florence with 😌😌😌 #kiss anon