#speaker johnson holds joint lying session with trump

[tomorrowusa]

If future felon Donald Trump is a piece of shit, "MAGA Mike" Johnson is an enthusiastic dung beetle.

The latest innovation in Trump's attempt to promote The Big Lie is to spray cologne on it by referring to it as "election integrity".

Trump is still unhappy that he lost in 2020 (LOOZER Trump! lol) and is partly blaming his loss on pandemic measures legally passed to make it easier for people to vote without catching COVID-19 — which, we remember, spread out of control in the US because of his administration's gross incompetence.

Christian fundamentalist Speaker Johnson knows he'll roast in Hell for telling and spreading world class lies. So by using the expression "election integrity" he's trying to fool God into thinking that he's not really lying. So he's basically telling lies to cover up lies.

Johnson flew to Mar-a-Lago to promote these lies alongside his true Lord and Savior Donald Trump; he thinks Trump will save him from other MAGA extremists like Marjorie Taylor Greene who are trying to remove him from House leadership. So MAGA Mike apparently thinks that eternal damnation is a small price to pay for remaining as Speaker for the rest of this session.

If you're interested, CNN did a fact check on the Trump & Johnson Show at Mar-a-Lago.

Fact checking Trump and Johnson’s election integrity announcement

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