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hiraya-art · 2 months

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> Deal the final blow?

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sou-ver-2-0 · 2 years

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Shin says five nice things about Sara

Previously, on “Everyone Is Nice to Each Other”:

Shin says five nice things about Keiji

Keiji says five nice things about Shin

For a friend’s birthday, I decided to force Shin to say five nice things about his favorite rival, Miss Sara!

1.

“Only five nice things? About our super wonderful, totally competent high schooler leader? Where do I even begin?”

“Ahh, I know! Miss Sara is unfailingly kind!”

“We’ve all seen how Miss Sara offers a helping hand to the most vulnerable among us. Like Gin, Miss Nao, and, of course, Kanna!”

“Kanna was always telling me how kind you were, Miss Sara. She told me how you helped her with the Attractions when I was too tired. She told me how you drank tea with her, and how you listened to her tragic sob story about her adoption.”

“You are so benevolent to listen to such a poor, pathetic, whiny little girl!”

“Even when you murdered her, you made sure to hug her first!”

“You are the kindest killer of the lot of us, Miss Sara. And you make it look so easy! A stupid villain like me could never pull that off.”

2.

“You all may know me as the resident computer expert. This apparently makes me too useful to die, according to very nice people. But, did you know that Miss Sara is something of a hacker herself? She’ll put me out of a job someday!”

“Remember how Kanna was able to guess the password for Kai’s laptop by checking for Miss Sara’s dirty fingerprints? I had been so nervous until that point. I thought we’d never get in.”

“Thank god you’re such a filthy girl, Miss Sara! Keep avoiding the bathtub. It’s a winning strategy for us!”

3.

“Hmm… I wonder which of Miss Sara’s many amazing qualities I should praise next… There’s just so many that it’s hard… to pick… Uhh…”

“I know! Miss Sara has a very creative hairstyle! Only a true fashion icon would have so many different styles going on at once up there. You are a veritable hair genius, Miss Sara.”

“It looks fucking stupid to me, but what do I know? You’re the popular queen, and I’m just some friendless loser. So you must be doing something right with it!”

“It’d be a shame if all your friends were just pretending to like it, wouldn’t it? Gossiping and laughing behind your back… I’m sure that would never happen to someone as well-loved as you.”

4.

“Speaking of Miss Sara’s friends, you can tell a lot about a person by the company they keep. It speaks well of her character that her best friend was such a nice guy like Joe Tazuna!”

“I mean, now that you all know who my best friend used to be, that speaks pretty poorly of my character, doesn’t it? Makes me look like a sniveling sycophant. You’d probably think, He’s so pathetic that he would excuse anything so long as someone cool paid attention to him.”

“But not Miss Sara! She’s so cool that she has an entire army of sycophants!”

“So don’t worry, Miss Sara. Even if your clever deductions got Joe killed, there’s still plenty of nice friends left! You don’t need to feel guilty about anything when everyone makes excuses for you.”

“You don’t even need to remember that Joe guy anymore. Someone as funny and sweet as him is still a dime a dozen. When you’re popular, the numbers don’t lie. They must add up to you being the best friend ever.”

5.

“Wow, am I at Number Five already? I could do this all day. Ahaha…ha…”

“Are you expecting me to make a fool of myself again and say you’re hot? That’s too bad, because I can think of a million other things… Probably…”

“…”

“All right, fine! I’ll give it to you!”

“Miss Sara, you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen!”

“You’re just as bewitching and supreme as the other guy said!”

“In another life, maybe I could have looked past the stupid haircut. Maybe I could have gotten over the fact that I never want to set foot in a high school again. Because deep down, I’m a sucker! Even I thought you looked nice when we first met! Maybe we could have hit it off! Who knows?!”

“You could have had allll of this, Miss Sara! You could have had a big adult man to show off to your little high school buddies. Imagine how mature and fancy that would be. I could buy all the alcohol you wanted.”

“…Well. I hope you’re happy with Keiji, since he’s bigger, and…adultier.”

“You two deserve each other.”

“I don’t actually care. I would rather be lonely than be your friend.”

“And that’s it! The End! Three Cheers for Miss Sara! Since she’s so amazingly talented, maybe she’ll manage to kill another child before I kill her. Everyone is rooting for you, Miss Sara!”

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kitsunico · 3 months

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